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Oooh yeah… another chapter. I shall see if I can make you hold your sides with laughter. Hold them, I say!!

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Piotr's Grl: He is now a part of the dueling grills contest. Enjoy the randomness!!

Ishandahalf: Men must show the great skills they possess on the cooking palet!! It is how they work!!

SickMindSucker; Remy is the superior hotness. There is nothing we can do about it. There is no sense in trying to resist. It is pointless!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!! Feel the power.

Chapter 9: Useless Information

Rogue and the others sat down on the picnic table that had magically appeared in the back yard. All the men were all standing next to a designated grill waiting for the exact moment in which they had to flip their meat patties. Rogue and the rest of the females sat next to each other wondering how much random bits of information could be spouted in less than fifteen minutes.

Rogue smiled as she began to start the contest of the uselessness. She was not only the Prankster Queen, she was also the queen of random information.

" Did ya know that cows have four stomachs?"

Various ooh's and aah's erupted around her. Tabitha grinned wildly as she began to spout her own information.

" Did you know that cows and horses sleep standing up?"

Rogue's eyes went wide with amusement.

" Did ya know that there is no ice covering Iceland."

Lance laughed aloud at her randomness. Holding his hand up, he began to say his bit before his food would mysteriously catch a flame by our favorite pyromaniac.

" McDonald's French fries are made with beef flavoring."

Toad cracked up on the floor. Colossus grinned profoundly as he found a random bit of information.

" Peanuts are one of the ingredients for dynamite."

Everyone stared at Piotr for a blank moment and then cracked up. Remy flipped his meat patty and then responded.

" Women blink nearly twice as much as men."

Rogue smiled evilly.

" Did ya know the electric chair was invented by dentists."

Pietro zipped around for a moment before attending to his smoking sausage.

" In most advertisements, the time on the clock says 10:10."

Everyone stared at Pietro for a moment. They merely tried to figure out why he knew that. Wanda smiled at his brother before spouting her bit of info.

" There are more chickens in this world than there are people."

Everyone nodded their head in agreement as they pondered her phrase.

" True…"

" That is correct."

" Wooooww…"

" Amazing.."

Then John, who felt left out of the fun turned his own bit of information.

" A goldfish has the memory span of 3 seconds!"

Rogue laughed and fell off the picnic table. Wanda rolled her eyes at her absent minded boyfriend while Remy found the entire situation funny.

" A snail can sleep for three years."

Rogue jumped up from the ground and latched her arm around Remy's.

" Mah man is sooo smart…"

Colossus scoffed for a moment. Then he turned his attention back to his food. He felt so lonely, he needed a girl all for himself. But where…where should he get her?

Suddenly Piotr jumped into the air. His eyes glimmering with excitement.

Tabitha cocked her eyebrow at Colossus random spout of energy.

" Are you okay Piotr?"

Immediately, Piotr whipped around and stared at Tabitha. His face had a psychotic gleam to it.

" I know what I must do.."

Then he ran into the brotherhood house laughing hysterically. A moment of silence passed before a sudden flare caught everyone's attention.

It turned out that John had secretly made Piotr's meat patties explode. They were now exploding in ways unknown to man.

" Wow John, err…could you kind of stop now?"

John flipped around and glared at Tabitha.

" No."

Tabitha shrugged passively.

" Oh well, it was worth a shot."

Everyone turned away and ignored John's insane exploding meat patties. Toad was the first to continue their random spout of information spree.

" If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will turn white."

Rogue watched as Pietro and Tabitha suddenly ran into the house with a magically appearing gold fish and gold fish bowl. As they ran in, Pietro called out behind him that they were going to test the theory.

Rogue smiled at their antics and turned her attention back to Remy, who was expertly barbecuing some mouth watering pork chops.

" Oooh… Remy that smells good."

Remy grinned wildly.

" Remy always makes de best food."

" NONSENSE!!!"

Turning around, Rogue glanced at the furious John. His spatula held in his left hand and a lighter in another.

" I will show you my master skills mate!!"

Another short chappy but hey, it'll pay off in the end. Don't worry!!!! Hoped ya like the random information!!!!

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~RoguesHeart~