Disclaimer-No, we do not own. Yes, you do not sue. Okey-dokey? Okay.
Authors' Note-YES, THERE ARE TWO AUTHORS TO THIS STORY!!!! Fan of the Unknown and Me A Punk. Those are us. We the authors. Hey I wanted my name first. Well, I'm typing so my name goes first. Okay. . . Anyways, we are sugar high at the current moment and we hope to bring you entertainment. We do? Yes precious, we do. On with the story.
IMPORTANT NOTE-This is for the people who don't bother to read the authors' note: CREDIT FOR THIS STORY GOES TO BOTH FAN OF THE UNKNOWN AND ME A PUNK. SO IF YOU SEE THIS STORY UNDER FAN OF THE UNKNOWN IN THE FUTURE IT IS PARTIALLY HERS.
Goku's Quest for Happy Pills
By: Fan of the Unknown and Me A Punk
Chapter 1: The legacy. . .
What if the dragonballs never existed? What would become of our beloved hero? We'll tell you. . .
When Goku was a youngin' and knawing on chew toys Son Gohan found him in his little space pod. We'll skip this part because you already know how that part goes.
Then he runs into the blue-haired teenager Bulma Briefs who is on a quest for the legendary happy pills. She explains to Goku that when you collect all one hundred of the happy pills something wonderful happens. The person who collects all of the happy pills and summons the sugar-high monkey will be granted many happy things. One of these things is that you become immortal to the sword and the only way you can die from is from old age or getting too happy. You also get ten wishes throughout the remainder of your life time. You are granted this special power until the day you die and the day you die is when the happy pills scatter everywhere once more.
Bulma has a little problem, though. She is too weak to carry the happy pills, though they be only the size of triple A battery. They weigh an enormous amount and she cannot handle the load. This is where Goku comes in. He teams up with her and she forces him to carry the six pills she has already acquired. Goku has no problem carrying the pills for obviously he is not your average guy.
Now, the only reason Bulma revealed this little secret to Goku in the first place was because she needed a little, naïve, strong boy to carry all the pills for her. Also, because she noticed that he had four of the happy pills that she needed. He was being over protective of his little pills because with each one you gained you became a smidge happier. And Goku was happy without them so imagine him with them.
Thus begins the quest for the happy pills. . .
Me A Punk: This time I get to type!!
Fan of the Unknown: No, you type too slow!
Me A Punk: You type boring stuff.
Fan of the Unknown: Do not!
Me A Punk: Do to!
Fan of the Unknown: I will shoot you in the head with my pop gun!!
Me A Punk: AHHH!!!! Run away! Run away!
Fan of the Unknown: I'll get you, you vermin!
Authors' Note-So do you like the idea of the quest for happy pills? Goku needs to have his drugs soon so you better review fast. He might go into withdraw. We will update as soon as we get three reviews!!!
::BASH::
Me A Punk: The frying pan did the trick. Pardon the interruption, but Fan of the Unknown is currently unconscious and will be out for the remainder of the evening.
Me A Punk's Note-Tell us what ideas you might want. Do you have any suggestions? We want hilariousness!!! And disregard what Fan of the Unknown about we'll update when we get three reviews because we'll update in a week!!! Unless we don't have three reviews. Bwahahaha. Don't forget your spoonful of sugar!!!
Next time on Happypill Z . . .We don't know yet!!!
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Authors' Note-YES, THERE ARE TWO AUTHORS TO THIS STORY!!!! Fan of the Unknown and Me A Punk. Those are us. We the authors. Hey I wanted my name first. Well, I'm typing so my name goes first. Okay. . . Anyways, we are sugar high at the current moment and we hope to bring you entertainment. We do? Yes precious, we do. On with the story.
IMPORTANT NOTE-This is for the people who don't bother to read the authors' note: CREDIT FOR THIS STORY GOES TO BOTH FAN OF THE UNKNOWN AND ME A PUNK. SO IF YOU SEE THIS STORY UNDER FAN OF THE UNKNOWN IN THE FUTURE IT IS PARTIALLY HERS.
Goku's Quest for Happy Pills
By: Fan of the Unknown and Me A Punk
Chapter 1: The legacy. . .
What if the dragonballs never existed? What would become of our beloved hero? We'll tell you. . .
When Goku was a youngin' and knawing on chew toys Son Gohan found him in his little space pod. We'll skip this part because you already know how that part goes.
Then he runs into the blue-haired teenager Bulma Briefs who is on a quest for the legendary happy pills. She explains to Goku that when you collect all one hundred of the happy pills something wonderful happens. The person who collects all of the happy pills and summons the sugar-high monkey will be granted many happy things. One of these things is that you become immortal to the sword and the only way you can die from is from old age or getting too happy. You also get ten wishes throughout the remainder of your life time. You are granted this special power until the day you die and the day you die is when the happy pills scatter everywhere once more.
Bulma has a little problem, though. She is too weak to carry the happy pills, though they be only the size of triple A battery. They weigh an enormous amount and she cannot handle the load. This is where Goku comes in. He teams up with her and she forces him to carry the six pills she has already acquired. Goku has no problem carrying the pills for obviously he is not your average guy.
Now, the only reason Bulma revealed this little secret to Goku in the first place was because she needed a little, naïve, strong boy to carry all the pills for her. Also, because she noticed that he had four of the happy pills that she needed. He was being over protective of his little pills because with each one you gained you became a smidge happier. And Goku was happy without them so imagine him with them.
Thus begins the quest for the happy pills. . .
Me A Punk: This time I get to type!!
Fan of the Unknown: No, you type too slow!
Me A Punk: You type boring stuff.
Fan of the Unknown: Do not!
Me A Punk: Do to!
Fan of the Unknown: I will shoot you in the head with my pop gun!!
Me A Punk: AHHH!!!! Run away! Run away!
Fan of the Unknown: I'll get you, you vermin!
Authors' Note-So do you like the idea of the quest for happy pills? Goku needs to have his drugs soon so you better review fast. He might go into withdraw. We will update as soon as we get three reviews!!!
::BASH::
Me A Punk: The frying pan did the trick. Pardon the interruption, but Fan of the Unknown is currently unconscious and will be out for the remainder of the evening.
Me A Punk's Note-Tell us what ideas you might want. Do you have any suggestions? We want hilariousness!!! And disregard what Fan of the Unknown about we'll update when we get three reviews because we'll update in a week!!! Unless we don't have three reviews. Bwahahaha. Don't forget your spoonful of sugar!!!
Next time on Happypill Z . . .We don't know yet!!!
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