Disclaimer: I do not by any means own any of the Xmen, Brotherhood, the Acolytes, Magneto…blah..blah…blah…Cuz if I did I would be Freaking rich right about now! And I wouldn't be writing fan fiction about them, I would be creating this shit live!!

Oh yeah. . . Got to love the random information spree. Tee Hee. . . Useless info.. . Anyhoo, thanks to all reviewed!!

DigitalAngel4U: Thank you for the compliments!!! Hey, I did warn you that I have a slight hatred for Jean and Scott. It's rare when you won't see me bashing them.

SickMindSucker: Who could resist Johnny and his spatula? Useless Information does make the world go round. Fear Piotr. . . Run away as fast as you can!!

Piotr's Girl: Aww… it couldn't be a highly advanced cucumber that has been slightly burned? Oh do not worry.. Piotr shall have his woman!!!

Ishandahalf: Ooh Lincoln's dog was assassinated.. Maybe he was in on the conspiracy or something.. *thinks for a bit* Hey but I'm straying a bit.. Useless information is the greatest thing that has ever came to this planet!!

Krys Xanthina: John is always cute. And as for the hospital.. None of them have insurance so they wouldn't be able to make it that far. The nurse would give them a bandaid and kick them out.

Star-Of-Chaos: Oh yeah, Acolyte humor is the best humor. Except for when I shall have the Xmen and Brotherhood get stuck in PleasantVille. MUWAHAHAHA!! But that's a story for another time.

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Chapter 10: Super Troopers

It had been quite a while since they had seen the ever so loving and ever so lonely Piotr. Little did they know was that Piotr was conniving up the most masterful plans of all plans.

Rogue was the first to notice his extended absence from the group and went to go find out what exactly he was doing. As she walked into the brotherhood home, she was startled half to death by two pairs of glowing eyes. Jumping back in surprise, Rogue pulled her fists up into a defensive stance. Before she could strike a blur of wind passed by her head.

" woah-calm-down-Roguey.."

Rogue flipped around and found herself face to face with a grinning Pietro. Lowering her fist slowly, she narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously.

" What exactly were ya'll doin' in here?"

Tabitha walked into the brighter portion of the room, in which the moonlight had cast it's eerie glow. As Rogue got a closer look at her, she saw that Tabitha was holding what looked like a goldfish bowl. Cocking her eyebrow with amusement, Rogue spoke.

" Finishin' ya experiment ah see.."

Tabitha smiled mischievously.

" Well duh, we wanted to see if the goldfish really did turn white if it was kept in the dark."

Rogue sighed internally and turned to look at Pietro.

" And did it work?"

Pietro shrugged passively.

" Don't-know-we-got-bored."

Rogue laughed aloud at Pietro's honesty. She was about to retort to his obvious impatience when she was interrupted by maniacal laughter.

Exchanging glances, they all shrugged.

" What-the-hell-was-that?"

Rogue rolled her eyes at him, though it couldn't really be seen in the dark.

" Ya expect me t' know?"

Tabitha grabbed both of their arms and began to pull them eagerly.

" Let's go find out what it was!"

Pietro's eyes widened with shock.

" Why?"

Tabitha sighed.

" Because we can, are you in or not?"

Rogue stood in silence for a moment. Then she threw her hands into the air and chuckled lightly.

" Hey, since when am ah one to back down?"

Tabitha nudged Rogue in the side.

" So… are you in?"

Rogue grinned widely.

" Of course."

Turning to face the disgruntled Pietro, she began to coax him.

" Ya coming Pie Pie?"

Pietro frowned at the nickname but answered.

" Do-I-have-a-choice?"

Both of the girls shook their head.

" No." they both said.

Dropping his head down in defeat, Pietro followed them.

" Well then I guess so."

Both Tabitha and Rogue grabbed Pietro by his arms and began to drag him down the hallway.

" Well then let's go!"

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Flipping numerous patties, John began to simultaneously show off. Spouting a small amount of flame from his lighter, he began to make little midget men who ran from grill to grill, lighting random items on fire.

Remy stood a safe distance away from the firey spectacle, but he was close enough to get burnt by some spontaneously combusting hot dogs.

" Merde Sainte Johnny, watch where y' be t'rowin dose t'ings!"

Whipping around, Remy was forced to glance at the psychotic eyes of St. John Allerdyce.

" Why mate, I thought ya liked explosions!"

Remy growled slightly before he had to jump once more to avoid another bursting sausage.

" When Remy gets his hands on y' John…"

John's grin widened considerably as he watched the Cajun dance.

" Till then mate, Johnny boy is going to have himself a wee bit of a barbecue, Cajun style!!"

Everyone else watched in amusement as the battle between Remy and John raged on. The barbecue contest quickly forgotten amidst the testosterone. Besides, this battle was much more interesting.

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It seemed like the hallway was going on forever though it was probably only four minutes. Another eruption of maniacal laughter filled the room, almost making the floor boards beneath them, quiver with fear.

Rogue, who was glancing at everything with suspicion and amusement, led them over to the basement door.

" It sounds like it's coming from down there.." whispered Rogue.

Tabitha glared at the door with intense concentration. After a small moment of awkward silence, she responded.

" Yup, it's coming from down there."

Rogue smacked herself on the head.

" Duh, ah just said that moron.."

Tabitha rubbed her head for a moment, a silly grin spread across her face.

" Sorry, I had a blonde moment.."

Shaking her head, Rogue turned to open the door. But she was stopped by a hand on her shoulder. Turning, Rogue looked at a frightened Pietro.

" What?"

" Do-we-really-need-to-go-down-there?"

Both Rogue and Tabitha nodded their heads.

" Yup." they both said unanimously.

Sighing, Pietro allowed himself to be dragged down the basement steps.

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" I bet Gambit will win, yo." spoke Toad with great intelligence.

" No.. I .. Think… that… John…will…win.." debated Fred.

Everyone turned to look at Fred. Even John and Remy stopped fighting just to stare at him in amazement. Noticing everyone's stares, Fred shrugged.

" What?.. I… don't… have….any….lines…"

" Okay…"

Another awkward silence followed and was quickly replaced with a dramatic Xena-like battle cry.

" LAOLAOLAOLAOLAOLAOLAO!!!!"

Turning, they saw John flying through the air at rapid speed. Beneath him was what looked like a stallion made of fire. But as the saying goes, what comes up must come down. And down he did come. He came right down on his family jewels, burning them.

The scream that exploded from his mouth was like the wailing banshee herself. Falling to the ground with a sounding crash, moans of pain relayed from his mouth.

Remy fell over with laughter, the poor man had just damaged his naughty place. Who knew if the Pyro would ever be able to have children.

Wanda was nearly crying from the mere hilarity of the whole situation. She had literally fell off the picnic table and was rolling around in the dirt, trying to keep her sides from splitting. It was all too funny. Waay to friggin funny.

Toad hopped over to Fred and gloated at him.

" Ha Ha !! I told you Gambit would win!!"

Fred frowned.

" Hey, he won by default!"

Toad opened his mouth to gloat once more but was interrupted by a mutated meat patty. It had somehow magically sprouted legs and arms and was beginning to chase Toad around the backyard. Fred laughed aloud while the others began to crack up even harder.

John remained on the ground, in utter pain while Remy thought he was dying because he was laughing too much.

" Too much laughter….can't breathe……"

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" MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SHALL BE MINE!!"

Pietro, Rogue, and Tabitha exchanged glances before heading down into the basement. When they finally reached the lower depths of the basement and were surprised at what they had seen.

Oh yeah!! A cliff hanger like no other!! Oh yeah, I know you love it!! I know you'll just explode if I don't update soon so I shall get on it and start the next chappy!!

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