Morning at Honda's Camp
Honda's tribe and Horo Horo's tribe have made it to their islands, and currently building a shelter...
Ra of Sun Tribe:
Honda's Thoughts:
I'm captain of a tribe... And I can win a million bucks! I saw this show once. I'm gonna be like Boston Rob: The Godfather... Or was it the "Robfather"? Oh well, I'm gonna be like him...
At Camp:
Honda looked around looking for something to do. He already saw Yusuke beat up Rando, (Again!) he listened to music on Yoh's headphones, got punched in the face by Anna, and almost got killed by Hiei because he was in a bad mood! So he called a tribal meeting:
Honda looked around his tribe and said, "Ok tribe mates, why don't we go in a circle, and introduce each other?" "Are you insane?" Hiei snapped. "I agree. It's illogical for us to do that like we're in kinder garden." Ren added. "Exactly, how old are you, Shortpants?" Honda asked, getting more inpatient by the second. "I'm 13 for your information." Ren answered. "Well," Honda began, "I'm 15, AND captain of this tribe! So unless you want a hurting, I suggest that you go along with it! Understand, Shortpants?" Honda's eyes grew narrow towards Ren. Ren gulped and nodded. He didn't want to see this guy's firepower. "Honda, you're not exactly the oldest here, I'm 18. And God knows how old Rando is!" Yami said half laughing. "I'm 1000 years-old, you porcupine-headed moron!" Rando shouted. "An 1000 year-old demon who gets his butt kicked by a 13 year-old punk!" Yusuke added laughing. "My guardian ghost may not be 1000 years-old, but if I integrate with him, I can kick some butt!" Yoh said grinning. "Integrate...?" Honda said puzzled. "Moron," Anna said, "Integration is a Shaman technique, how could a 15 year-old not know that?" "For your information, Anna," Honda said, speaking to Anna as if she were 5, "In this universe, there are no such things as Shamans. Anyway, if Yoh's a Shaman, what are you? His grouchy maid?" Anna stood there, getting angrier by the minute. "Who IS this kid to be dissing me like that!" Anna thought. She smirked and said, "I'm not only NOT a maid, but I'm also Yoh's fiancée AND I'm a spirit medium. That's also called an itako." She smacked him upside the head and said, "du-uh!" And walked away. "Wait," Honda called, "How can you be engaged when your only 13? I'm 15 and don't even have a GIRLFRIEND!" Honda said. "YOU don't have a girlfriend?" Yusuke Urameshi said, laughing his head off at Honda. "I had a girlfriend," Faust started, "but she died. Now she's my guardian ghost in the Shaman King Tournament in Tokyo!" "Guardian Ghost...?" Honda said puzzled. "Du-uh," Anna answered, "That's what he said, didn't he?"
Anna smacked Honda upside the head AGAIN and walked away once more, except Yoh followed.
Meanwhile, Yami was sitting on a rock and looking at the sky. He wondered what everyone was doing over there because he left 1/2 way through the meeting.
"What would a 5000 year-old Pharaoh be doing here anyway?" He thought. He sat up and went to go start on the shelter.
Back at the "meeting", Honda gave up. "If you guys," He started. "AND GIRLS jerkhole!" Anzu Mazaki shouted. "Yeah, AND GIRLS," Honda began again, "don't want to do this, then let's just build the stupid shelter already!" "Can we do anything else?" Hiei asked rhetorically. "Well, we could..." Honda started, pondering his thoughts. "Moron," Rando called as he punched Honda in the chest, "That was a rhetorical question, du-uh!"
Yami was gathering wood when he saw the blow. "Dammit!" He thought as he walked over to the so-called "meeting". "What was that for?" Yami shouted his fists were clenched, knowing that there might be a fight. "He's a stupid guy, he needs discipline." Rando answered simply. "Who does this punk think he is?" Rando thought. He decided to make sure this kid didn't oppose to what HE did. He clenched his fists, and punched Yami right in the chest, and quickly did a Rei Gun blast in the same place. Yami was tossed like a rubber doll 1/2 way across the tribes' camp. He crashed into a log and was knocked out cold. "Damn you Rando!" Yusuke shouted as he punched Rando in the nose. Rando quickly recovered from the blow and ran toward Yusuke but was tripped by Honda. Yusuke knew he still had a rei gun saved up, and now, he had a clear shot. So, when Rando got back up, Yusuke did a rei gun blast at Rando's chest, and punched him in the nose again.
Anzu ran over towards Yami and hoped that he would wake up. Yami stirred and opened his eyes. He felt excruciating pain in his chest as he slowly sat up. He saw a blurry vision of Anzu in front of him and said, "What happened?" Anzu smiled gently and answered his question, "Rando, being the jerk hole he is, punched your lights out. I'm glad your ok though." She smiled again and held out her hand. Yami was about to grab her hand when he passed out again...
What a perfect way to end Chapter One! Please Read and Review, and if you want any dubbed names, I'll make a list after I finish the story!
Honda's tribe and Horo Horo's tribe have made it to their islands, and currently building a shelter...
Ra of Sun Tribe:
Honda's Thoughts:
I'm captain of a tribe... And I can win a million bucks! I saw this show once. I'm gonna be like Boston Rob: The Godfather... Or was it the "Robfather"? Oh well, I'm gonna be like him...
At Camp:
Honda looked around looking for something to do. He already saw Yusuke beat up Rando, (Again!) he listened to music on Yoh's headphones, got punched in the face by Anna, and almost got killed by Hiei because he was in a bad mood! So he called a tribal meeting:
Honda looked around his tribe and said, "Ok tribe mates, why don't we go in a circle, and introduce each other?" "Are you insane?" Hiei snapped. "I agree. It's illogical for us to do that like we're in kinder garden." Ren added. "Exactly, how old are you, Shortpants?" Honda asked, getting more inpatient by the second. "I'm 13 for your information." Ren answered. "Well," Honda began, "I'm 15, AND captain of this tribe! So unless you want a hurting, I suggest that you go along with it! Understand, Shortpants?" Honda's eyes grew narrow towards Ren. Ren gulped and nodded. He didn't want to see this guy's firepower. "Honda, you're not exactly the oldest here, I'm 18. And God knows how old Rando is!" Yami said half laughing. "I'm 1000 years-old, you porcupine-headed moron!" Rando shouted. "An 1000 year-old demon who gets his butt kicked by a 13 year-old punk!" Yusuke added laughing. "My guardian ghost may not be 1000 years-old, but if I integrate with him, I can kick some butt!" Yoh said grinning. "Integrate...?" Honda said puzzled. "Moron," Anna said, "Integration is a Shaman technique, how could a 15 year-old not know that?" "For your information, Anna," Honda said, speaking to Anna as if she were 5, "In this universe, there are no such things as Shamans. Anyway, if Yoh's a Shaman, what are you? His grouchy maid?" Anna stood there, getting angrier by the minute. "Who IS this kid to be dissing me like that!" Anna thought. She smirked and said, "I'm not only NOT a maid, but I'm also Yoh's fiancée AND I'm a spirit medium. That's also called an itako." She smacked him upside the head and said, "du-uh!" And walked away. "Wait," Honda called, "How can you be engaged when your only 13? I'm 15 and don't even have a GIRLFRIEND!" Honda said. "YOU don't have a girlfriend?" Yusuke Urameshi said, laughing his head off at Honda. "I had a girlfriend," Faust started, "but she died. Now she's my guardian ghost in the Shaman King Tournament in Tokyo!" "Guardian Ghost...?" Honda said puzzled. "Du-uh," Anna answered, "That's what he said, didn't he?"
Anna smacked Honda upside the head AGAIN and walked away once more, except Yoh followed.
Meanwhile, Yami was sitting on a rock and looking at the sky. He wondered what everyone was doing over there because he left 1/2 way through the meeting.
"What would a 5000 year-old Pharaoh be doing here anyway?" He thought. He sat up and went to go start on the shelter.
Back at the "meeting", Honda gave up. "If you guys," He started. "AND GIRLS jerkhole!" Anzu Mazaki shouted. "Yeah, AND GIRLS," Honda began again, "don't want to do this, then let's just build the stupid shelter already!" "Can we do anything else?" Hiei asked rhetorically. "Well, we could..." Honda started, pondering his thoughts. "Moron," Rando called as he punched Honda in the chest, "That was a rhetorical question, du-uh!"
Yami was gathering wood when he saw the blow. "Dammit!" He thought as he walked over to the so-called "meeting". "What was that for?" Yami shouted his fists were clenched, knowing that there might be a fight. "He's a stupid guy, he needs discipline." Rando answered simply. "Who does this punk think he is?" Rando thought. He decided to make sure this kid didn't oppose to what HE did. He clenched his fists, and punched Yami right in the chest, and quickly did a Rei Gun blast in the same place. Yami was tossed like a rubber doll 1/2 way across the tribes' camp. He crashed into a log and was knocked out cold. "Damn you Rando!" Yusuke shouted as he punched Rando in the nose. Rando quickly recovered from the blow and ran toward Yusuke but was tripped by Honda. Yusuke knew he still had a rei gun saved up, and now, he had a clear shot. So, when Rando got back up, Yusuke did a rei gun blast at Rando's chest, and punched him in the nose again.
Anzu ran over towards Yami and hoped that he would wake up. Yami stirred and opened his eyes. He felt excruciating pain in his chest as he slowly sat up. He saw a blurry vision of Anzu in front of him and said, "What happened?" Anzu smiled gently and answered his question, "Rando, being the jerk hole he is, punched your lights out. I'm glad your ok though." She smiled again and held out her hand. Yami was about to grab her hand when he passed out again...
What a perfect way to end Chapter One! Please Read and Review, and if you want any dubbed names, I'll make a list after I finish the story!