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Recap: Piotr created Piotr's girl and Johnny hurt his happy parts. ( winks to Gothic Rogue LeBeau)

Let Us Party

Chapter 12: Return of the Living Bitch

Rogue, Pietro, and Tabitha helped Piotr escort his new female companion up the basement stairs. Both Rogue and Tabitha's heads were still sore from Piotr's random snatching.

They had both vowed to pay him back one day. Rogue had already gained an idea of waiting until the Russian acolyte fell asleep and sneaking into his room and shaving off all of his precious brown hair. Then somehow mold it into a wig and give it to the Professor for a birthday present.

" Muwahahahahaha!!!!…" they both thought at the same time.

Piotr's girl glanced over at them, confusion written across her face. Both Rogue and Tabitha glanced back innocently, their eyes advanced into their "what did we do?" look. Piotr stared at them momentarily before shrugging them off. Little did he know they were concocting the perfect way to destroy his gorgeous hair.

They walked outside, only to find themselves greeted by a frantic John. He was hopping around like a madman, holding his private.

" IT BURNNSS!!!" he squealed.

Remy stood off in the distance, looking off the cliff as the wind blew dramatically threw his gorgeous auburn hair. His crimson red eyes flickered lightly in the dark as he stared down in the blackened abyss of the Cliffside. Turning, he caught sight of his chere.

" Uh Mon cherie?…."

Rogue pushed John out of the way and walked over to Remy.

" What?"

Remy pointed at the bottom of the cliff.

" Uh, Remy was sure dat we had jus' thrown de Red chienne and de Cyclops off de cliff…"

Rogue looked at him strangely.

" Yeah, we did, so?"

Remy shrugged lightly.

" Remy don' know if it be a tradition wit de Xmen but. . . "

Wanda walked up beside Remy.

" Spit it out already Gambit…"

Remy glowered at Wanda for a moment before turning to look back at Rogue.

" Well, de bodies of Jean and Scott are gone now.."

Rogue gasped lightly.

" Oh no, if they're gone then that means…." Rogue trailed off.

Remy stared at her incredulously.

" What?"

Pietro zipped over to them.

" Whats-the-big-deal-over-here?"

" Huh?"

" What's. . . the. . . . Big. .. . Deal?"

Remy glanced over at the speedster.

" Well de bodies of de two we t'rew off de cliff dey be gone now.."

Pietro gasped like a girl, and began to shudder.

" Oh-great-then-that-would-mean…."

Pietro as well trailed off. His sapphire blue eyes going completely blank. Remy stared back and forth between Rogue and Pietro, thoroughly confused. Glancing over at Wanda, she gave a confused shrug.

" I don't have the slightest clue on what's going on here…"

Piotr walked over with his girl, who they so formally nicknamed Piotr's girl because they couldn't think of any other name. (they didn't have an imagination at the time)

" What's happening?"

Wanda explained to them what was going on. Piotr's eyes went wide, his hands began to shake.

" If they've disappeared then that would mean…" he trailed off.

Remy threw his hands up into the air dramatically.

" What de hell is going on 'ere?"

Tabitha came up behind the now prone Piotr.

" Why's the Big Russian looking all distressed?"

Piotr's head turned slowly and he stared at her as if she had grown horns.

" Jean's and Scott's bodies have disappeared."

" So?"

At the time, Pietro, Rogue, and Piotr gasped in unison.

" SO? SO?" they asked incredulously.

Remy stared at his chere.

" So….." he drawled.

Rogue glanced over at Remy.

" So what?"

Remy got confused.

" Wait what?"

Rogue blinked at him.

" What?"

Remy frowned slightly.

" What?"

Pietro intervened.

" What are you talking about now?"

" What?" asked Rogue, who hadn't heard Pietro's question.

" Huh?" Remy asked aloud.

Tabitha suddenly burst into laughter while Wanda watched everyone, suddenly feeling very smart.

" Wait what were we talking about again?"

By that time, everyone had joined in on the conversation and were quite confused to what they were arguing about.

" I don't know, yo. . . I forgot. " spoke Toad.

" I'LL TELL YOU!!" boomed a voice.

Everyone whipped around to find Magneto floating over them, the air crackling madly.

" Buckethead?" smirked Rogue.

Magneto glared at Rogue.

" Don't call me that, Rogue."

" Why, what are y' going t' do about it?"

Magneto started a stare off at Rogue. Actually believing that there was a possibility of winning. He lost miserably, in a matter of minutes he found himself cowering behind a cardboard box which had become his new base , considering he had gotten his arse kicked so many times by the Xmen that he gone bankrupt.

" You didn't even give me a chance to explain why I was here…" he whined.

Rogue sniffed.

" Eh, nobody really cares Buckethead. "

Remy laughed but choked on it when he found a flaming meat patty racing towards him.

" AAAAGGHH!!!" Remy screamed and ran around the yard.

Rogue laughed for a moment and then turned her attention to the fallen pyromaniac.

" Are ya alright there Johnny?"

John looked up at her, his eyes glittering with tears.

" I don't think I'll be having children anytime soon, Sheila.." he squeaked out.

The minute he spoke, he felt another jolt of pain, then he passed out.

"AWWWWwww… Now we can dress him up in women's clothing. . "

All the girls grinned maniacally while the boys backed away warily. Rogue caught the spectacle out of the corner of her eye, gesturing quickly to the girls; they all jumped the boys.

" Time for a makeover, boys.."

Pietro raised his head into the air for the most dramatic scream of his life.

" ahem NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OOW.."

Rogue had smacked him in the back of the head to hush him up.

" Be quiet, we can't concentrate with y' screaming like that.."

Oh yeah, a new update. Are you proud of me? I know, the boys are going to get drag queen makeovers. I know you can't wait, so I'm going to go type another chapter.

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