Ash: Got to be quiet.

Ash sneaked up to Max, May and Brock's campsite. He caused a diversion trying to lead them away by causing rustling in the bush.

Max: What was that?

May: What was what?

Brock: There it is again.

Max: Somebody's watching us.

Meanwhile... Ash: Ow James!

James: Sorry Ash. Where's the bathroom?

Ash: There's no bathroom. Pee in the forest.

James: Will do.

James walked away. Ash thought he was going to hear pee but instead...

James: The Twerps!

Brock: What have you done with Ash?

Ash: I'm fine.

May: You're okay.

Max: How come you're not afraid of James unless...

Ash: Hand over your Pokemon.

Max/Brock/May: Team Rocket!

Ash: Since you refused to give us the Pokemon... Treeko go!

James: We'll finish you off! Cacnea go!

Ash: Treeko, pound attack Max!

James: Cacnea, why do you always go for me?

Ash: Maybe because you're bad- Ow!

Brock had seized Ash's distraction and hit him with a frying pan.

Ash: That's it. Treeko, attack Pikachu!

Treeko did not do anything.

James: Has Treeko gone crazy?

Ash: Treeko, I command you to attack Pikachu!

Treeko hesitated then attacked...

Ash: Ow! Treeko!

James: His own Pokemon turned against him!

Ash: Treeko, you will obey me or-

Pikachu and Treeko attacked him at the same time as Forretress attacked Cacnea making it faint.

Max: Ash you are not in Team Rocket!

Ash (weakly): I know.

Brock: Then why did you join Team Rocket?

Ash: I thought I was going to be exposed.

May: You're not going to be exposed.

Ash: I'm not? Okay then, Treeko, pound attack James!

Treeko pounded James making him blast off.

Max: Good to have you back.

Ash: It's good to be back.

Brock: Where is that damn tent?

End

Ash: I was in Team Rocket?!

Brock: Yes, Pokedemon wanted cool stuff.

Fortune teller: I see in the future that Ash will suffer in Team Rocket.

Ash: She's creeping me out.

Brock: Anyway review and goodbye! Review!