WELCOME NONE AND WELCOME ALL!!!
Inu-Yasha: Keh. Baka. That doesn't make sense.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! Be nice!
Inu-Yasha: Feh
LiRi: Yeah, Inu-Yoshi
Inu-Yasha: Yasha
LiRi: Whatever. *turns to audience* Now, ladies and gentlemen and in- betweens
Kagome: *gasp*
LiRi: You are gathered here, today, or tomorrow, or even yesterday fooooooooor......
Audience: THE GREAT ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! *applause and cheers*
Inu-Yasha: Say what?
Kagome: Huh......?
Suddenly, out of thin air, pops......Miroku!!
Ladies: *scream and run*
Miroku: Will you bear my- hello? Ladies? Where are you going? *looks forlorn*
Random man in the audience: *stands up* ASK ME, MIROKU! ASK ME!
Miroku: Um......how about not.
Random man: I KNEW IT! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME, HAVEN'T YOU?!??!!
Miroku: *inches away to cower behind Inu-Yasha* Not really!~
LiRi: MIROKU!!
Miroku: Hello, Pretty Lady!!!!!! May I be of service...*dons romantic eyes* (still behind Inu-Yasha as man tries to rush the stage)
LiRi: Yes you can!! Pleeeaaaaaase~........
Audience of men: GET THE ROPE OF DOOM!!!
Miroku: Huh?
LiRi: *whispers in his ear*
Miroku: Are you sure that's a good idea?
LiRi: Yes. Now go!
Miroku: But I - *disappears*
Kagome: AACK! Where'd he go?!?!
Inu-Yasha: What'd'ya do to 'im?
LiRi: Mu-ha. Haha. *clears throat* Kagome and Inu-Yoshi,
Inu-Yasha: Yasha
LiRi: You have been selected from the fans of your show
Kagome: What show?
LiRi: to appear here (or there) ooooon~
Audience: THE ROPE OF DOOM!
Kagome: *shudders*
LiRi: to be fastened to each other for an entire week by a rope...that way, your fans hope, you will eventually grow to love each other
Inu-Yasha: ROPE? WHAT ROPE! YOU CAN'T FASTEN ME TO HER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! SHE'LL 'SIT' ME SENSELESS!
Kagome: Sit, boy
.::*BAM*::.
Inu-Yasha: No......Way......Am.....I.....GONNA BE STUCK TO HER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!
Kagome: Do you really hate me so much, Inu-Yasha? *teary, bamby eyes*
Inu-Yasha: Huh? *sees Kagome's tears* Uh......uh.......Don't cry.......I was only kidding, OK? I'd love to be stuck to you........Just. Don't cry. Sheesh, can't you, uh, take a joke? Ha? Haha?
Audience of men and women: awwwwwwwwwwww......that's so cuuuuuuuute!!!
Kagome: *smiles* Really?
Inu-Yasha: *smiles* No.
Kagome: SIT! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Kagome: UP YOURS!
LiRi: Wow......that's rather......out of character.......
Kagome: *dances around stage while flicking every one off*
Audience:.....creepy......
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Miroku: *suddenly pops back on stage*
LiRi: Welcome back, Miroku!
Miroku: Kagome-sama......what have they done to you? *says this while groping Lili's butt*
LiRi: *kicks Miroku where the sun don't shine*
Miroku: EEEEEEEE! MY MANHHOOD!! IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
Ladies: *come back from outside to sit in audience* YAY! Miroku: *scowls*
LiRi: Any way, please give me theeeeeeeee~
Audience: ROPE OF DOOM!!!
Miroku: *gives her the ROPE OF DOOM, while still......uh......in pain......*
LiRi: *Fastens the ROPE OF DOOM around Inu-Yasha and Kagome's waist*
Kagome: *flicks her off*
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Suddenly, Miroku disappears, again!!!! *yawn* As he disappears, so do our heroes! So maybe he didn't disappear, we did....but that would mean that he's stuck forever in that secret underground studio.......HAHA! *cough* Anyway......Our heroes and co. are transported to a magical place called ............
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IMPORTANT NOTICE
Thank you for reading the show!! (that sounds really weird) We would now like to inform you about our special new voting opportunities open exclusively to the public. Today's vote: WHERE SHOULD THEY BE TRANSPORTED TO? Note: This place is where Inu-Yasha and Kagome will be stuck...all alone......tied together by a rope......
Hehe...what COULD happen? I wonder.......
REVIEW AND CAST A VOTE!!!!
~Lili~
Inu-Yasha: Keh. Baka. That doesn't make sense.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! Be nice!
Inu-Yasha: Feh
LiRi: Yeah, Inu-Yoshi
Inu-Yasha: Yasha
LiRi: Whatever. *turns to audience* Now, ladies and gentlemen and in- betweens
Kagome: *gasp*
LiRi: You are gathered here, today, or tomorrow, or even yesterday fooooooooor......
Audience: THE GREAT ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! *applause and cheers*
Inu-Yasha: Say what?
Kagome: Huh......?
Suddenly, out of thin air, pops......Miroku!!
Ladies: *scream and run*
Miroku: Will you bear my- hello? Ladies? Where are you going? *looks forlorn*
Random man in the audience: *stands up* ASK ME, MIROKU! ASK ME!
Miroku: Um......how about not.
Random man: I KNEW IT! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME, HAVEN'T YOU?!??!!
Miroku: *inches away to cower behind Inu-Yasha* Not really!~
LiRi: MIROKU!!
Miroku: Hello, Pretty Lady!!!!!! May I be of service...*dons romantic eyes* (still behind Inu-Yasha as man tries to rush the stage)
LiRi: Yes you can!! Pleeeaaaaaase~........
Audience of men: GET THE ROPE OF DOOM!!!
Miroku: Huh?
LiRi: *whispers in his ear*
Miroku: Are you sure that's a good idea?
LiRi: Yes. Now go!
Miroku: But I - *disappears*
Kagome: AACK! Where'd he go?!?!
Inu-Yasha: What'd'ya do to 'im?
LiRi: Mu-ha. Haha. *clears throat* Kagome and Inu-Yoshi,
Inu-Yasha: Yasha
LiRi: You have been selected from the fans of your show
Kagome: What show?
LiRi: to appear here (or there) ooooon~
Audience: THE ROPE OF DOOM!
Kagome: *shudders*
LiRi: to be fastened to each other for an entire week by a rope...that way, your fans hope, you will eventually grow to love each other
Inu-Yasha: ROPE? WHAT ROPE! YOU CAN'T FASTEN ME TO HER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! SHE'LL 'SIT' ME SENSELESS!
Kagome: Sit, boy
.::*BAM*::.
Inu-Yasha: No......Way......Am.....I.....GONNA BE STUCK TO HER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!
Kagome: Do you really hate me so much, Inu-Yasha? *teary, bamby eyes*
Inu-Yasha: Huh? *sees Kagome's tears* Uh......uh.......Don't cry.......I was only kidding, OK? I'd love to be stuck to you........Just. Don't cry. Sheesh, can't you, uh, take a joke? Ha? Haha?
Audience of men and women: awwwwwwwwwwww......that's so cuuuuuuuute!!!
Kagome: *smiles* Really?
Inu-Yasha: *smiles* No.
Kagome: SIT! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Kagome: UP YOURS!
LiRi: Wow......that's rather......out of character.......
Kagome: *dances around stage while flicking every one off*
Audience:.....creepy......
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Miroku: *suddenly pops back on stage*
LiRi: Welcome back, Miroku!
Miroku: Kagome-sama......what have they done to you? *says this while groping Lili's butt*
LiRi: *kicks Miroku where the sun don't shine*
Miroku: EEEEEEEE! MY MANHHOOD!! IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
Ladies: *come back from outside to sit in audience* YAY! Miroku: *scowls*
LiRi: Any way, please give me theeeeeeeee~
Audience: ROPE OF DOOM!!!
Miroku: *gives her the ROPE OF DOOM, while still......uh......in pain......*
LiRi: *Fastens the ROPE OF DOOM around Inu-Yasha and Kagome's waist*
Kagome: *flicks her off*
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Suddenly, Miroku disappears, again!!!! *yawn* As he disappears, so do our heroes! So maybe he didn't disappear, we did....but that would mean that he's stuck forever in that secret underground studio.......HAHA! *cough* Anyway......Our heroes and co. are transported to a magical place called ............
-----------------------------------------------+___+------------------------ -----------------------------
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Thank you for reading the show!! (that sounds really weird) We would now like to inform you about our special new voting opportunities open exclusively to the public. Today's vote: WHERE SHOULD THEY BE TRANSPORTED TO? Note: This place is where Inu-Yasha and Kagome will be stuck...all alone......tied together by a rope......
Hehe...what COULD happen? I wonder.......
REVIEW AND CAST A VOTE!!!!
~Lili~