Hello and WELCOME, AGAIN tooooooooooooooooooo~
Audience: THE ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
On our last show, two new guests were kidnapped and brought to the secret underground studio (which really isn't so secret anymore)!!! INU-YASHA AND KAGOME!!!
Audience: *applauds*
Lili: *walks on stage* THE VOTES ARE IN! Inu-Yoshi
Inu-Yasha: Yasha
LiRi: Oh, glad to see you're awake, Inu-Yoshi!
Inu-Yasha: YashA!
LiRi: Anywho Dandydoo, Inu-YAshA and Kagome shall be transported to...... as Cat-Demoness suggested.......*drum roll, please * A FANCY (and romantic) RESTARAUNT!!! Thank you, Cat-Demoness!!!
Inu-YAshA: WHAT?! NO WAY IN HELL!!! Who is this Cat-Demoness!?!?!? I'll rip her to shreds!!! I won't go to no fancy (and romantic) restaunt!
LiRi: Restaurant
Inu-YAshA: Yeah, whatever!......*whispers* Kagome.......what is this 'restaurant,' anyway?
Kagome: *flicks him off*
Inu-YAshA: O.O ...Kago.....me?
LiRi: Um...about that....Kagome, we are on 'family' t.v....think about the KIDS!!!
Kagome: OH NO!!! *abruptly stops parading her middle finger to the poor world*
~00~
Random kid at home: HI GRANDMA!!! *rushes to hug scary-looking granny*
Granny: *smile*
Random kid at home: *holds up middle finger* Up yours, Grandma! Tehe!
Granny: *dies of shock*
Random kid at home: Grandma...? Grandma...??
~00~
LiRi: Riiiiiiiiight......moving on, now. Inu-Yoshi.
Inu-YAshA: YASHA, B****!!!!
LiRi: INU-YOSHI! WE DO NOT ACCEPT SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE ON THIS SHOW! IF YOU CONTINUE TO SPEAK SO, I WILL BE FORCED TO-
Inu-Yasha: @#$% &@#*^ #$^ &@*#@ #$!! @!& !#$*!/@ $@? #$@& @#*!!!!!!!!
LiRi: YOU ASKED FOR IT, BUSTER!!! OH MERRY SOAP MEEEEEEN~!
Inu-YAshA: Keh?
.::~*POOF*~::.
Suddenly, little men in purple tights pop onto the stage with buckets of water and soap in their hands!!! What will this MEAN for our HEROES and co.!?!?!?
Merry Soap Men: *start singing* We.....are.....the......merry, merry soap men, the oh so merry soapy men/ who sing and dance and prance in purple pants/ who tumble and turn and wash and burn those who speak any naughty words!
Inu-Yasha: Um......That last part didn't rhyme, A** holes
Merry Soap Men: HA! HA! HA! *slowly inch towards Inu-Yasha* HA! HA! HA!
Inu-YAshA: S-stay back! I've got a-a s-sword!!
Kagome: Oh but they're so cuuuuuuuuuute!!! Don't you dare harm them, Inu- Yasha!!
Inu-YAshA: *draws sword that I cannot spell* D-DIE!
Kagome: Ahem. SIT!
Inu-YAshA: *slams to the ground on top of three Merry Soap Men*
Kagome: *slams to the ground, pulled down by the rope* Ow......
LiRi: Kagome......don't forget about theeeeeeeeeee~
Audience: ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Merry Soap Men left: *pounce on Inu-Yasha with buckets of water and soap* We will rub and scrub and wash away the love/ that you have of swea~r wo~rds/ lub, dub, grub!!!
Inu-YAshA: *screams, then gurgles as mouth is cleaned*
Kagome: *standing up, somehow forgetting all about what just happened* SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT! That should hold you down for a whi- IIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLE!
.::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::.
.::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::.
Kagome and Inu-YAshA: @__@
LiRi: Wow, you ARE stupid
Kagome: Oops.......Dang......@_@
Inu-YAshA: See, now you know how it feels!
Kagome: Painful
Inu-YAshA: Acutally, I think it tickles ^___^
Kagome: *stares*
Merry Soap Men: *start vigorously scrubbing at Inu-Yasha's mouth, again (when did they stop?)*
Inu-YAshA: Wha-? OOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AHAHAHAH! NOOOOOOOO! WOB WIB *gurgle* WOOOBOOO! *gurgle, gurgle, choke*
LiRi: I feel like I was saying something......oh yeah. *puts on important voice* Kagome.
Kagome: Yes?
LiRi: BYE!
Kagome: AAAAAAAA-
.::~*POOF*~::.
Inu-YAshA: I PROMISE I WILL NEVER SWEAR AGAIN!!! NO! STOP! *gurgle, gurgle*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......a.......a.......huh? Whewe wawe we? (translation: Where are we?)
Kagome: It appears that we're in Fr-
I can answer that!
Kagome: Fine. Be that way.
Inu-YAshA: *spits our soap* WHO THE F *whimpers*.......I-I mean....WHO'S THERE?
It is I! The Scary Voice of Doooooooooooooooooom! MUAHAHAHAHAHA......haha......*mutters* tough crowd......
Kagome & Inu-Yasha: -_-u
*nervous cough* Um......You are in France. At the bottom of the Eiffel Tower......at a fancy restaurant *snaps fingers* as of now.
*A giant fancy (and romantic) restaurant zooms into focus around them*
Kagome: EEK!
Inu-YAshA: *draws sword that I cannot spell* Stand back, Kagome!!!
Kagome: meep
Inu-YAshA: *whirls around randomly at the tables, slashing vases and musicians, alike......O.o*
Random people at the fancy (and romantic) restaurant: Shit saint!!!! Il nous tuera tout!! (((He will kill us all)))
Kagome: SI- erm....... INU-YASHA! STOP!
Inu-YAshA *stops*
Kagome: What are you DOING? You are wrecking this beautiful place!
Inu-YAshA: But......it......it magically appeared out of no where!
Kagome: So? I did, too, after coming out of the well into the feudal era!
~Evil flashback~
*Kagome gets out of the well and sits on the......rim...... for an eternity*
~End of evil flashback~
Inu-YAshA: And I tried to kill you the second I could.
~Evil flashback~
Inu-YAshA: *thinking* After this girl shoots down the bird, I'll have no use of her.......I'll have to kill her*
~End evil flahsback~
Kagome:......Good point.......I guess you may continue reeking havoc upon this fancy (and romantic) restaurant
Inu-YAshA: keh. Glad you see MY point of view.
Random French Man: NO!!!! STOP!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!! I mean...... Non, l'arrêt!!!! Ne pas me tuer!!!!
Kagome: That first part didn't sound very French.......
Random 'French' person at restaurant: TOO BAD, SUCKER!!!
Inu-YAshA: That's MY line! *randomly swings sword, cutting a wedding cake.......what a coincidence*
Random 'French' person: What? Really? That makes no sense!
Inu-YAshA: You put the MORON in oxymoron!
Same Random 'French' person: Um......you're confusing me
Inu-YAshA: Huh?
Same Random 'French' person: What?
Kagome: -__-u Inu-Yasha.......sit.
.::*BAM*::.
.::*BAM*::.
Oh no, things don't seem to be going well for our heroes and co!!! Will Inu-Yasha and Kagome ever kiss?!?!?! *cough*yes*cough* Will Kagome stop saying 'SIT'?!?!?!
.::*BAM*::.
.::*BAM*::.
Oops.......ehe.......And will they actually be able to EAT at this fancy (and romantic) restaurant? .......And what happens when one of them needs to go to the bathroom?
.............Frankly, I don't want to know.
Anywhoo, join us next time ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn~
Audience: THE ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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UNIMPORTANT NOTICE
This show was aired late at night! So be wary of stupid mistakes and dumb jokes!! If it is too bad, please alert the script writer and she will repost it!!! Thank you for reading the show (that STILL sounds funny), and we hope that you will tune in next time!
Ja ne, peeps!
Audience: THE ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
On our last show, two new guests were kidnapped and brought to the secret underground studio (which really isn't so secret anymore)!!! INU-YASHA AND KAGOME!!!
Audience: *applauds*
Lili: *walks on stage* THE VOTES ARE IN! Inu-Yoshi
Inu-Yasha: Yasha
LiRi: Oh, glad to see you're awake, Inu-Yoshi!
Inu-Yasha: YashA!
LiRi: Anywho Dandydoo, Inu-YAshA and Kagome shall be transported to...... as Cat-Demoness suggested.......*drum roll, please * A FANCY (and romantic) RESTARAUNT!!! Thank you, Cat-Demoness!!!
Inu-YAshA: WHAT?! NO WAY IN HELL!!! Who is this Cat-Demoness!?!?!? I'll rip her to shreds!!! I won't go to no fancy (and romantic) restaunt!
LiRi: Restaurant
Inu-YAshA: Yeah, whatever!......*whispers* Kagome.......what is this 'restaurant,' anyway?
Kagome: *flicks him off*
Inu-YAshA: O.O ...Kago.....me?
LiRi: Um...about that....Kagome, we are on 'family' t.v....think about the KIDS!!!
Kagome: OH NO!!! *abruptly stops parading her middle finger to the poor world*
~00~
Random kid at home: HI GRANDMA!!! *rushes to hug scary-looking granny*
Granny: *smile*
Random kid at home: *holds up middle finger* Up yours, Grandma! Tehe!
Granny: *dies of shock*
Random kid at home: Grandma...? Grandma...??
~00~
LiRi: Riiiiiiiiight......moving on, now. Inu-Yoshi.
Inu-YAshA: YASHA, B****!!!!
LiRi: INU-YOSHI! WE DO NOT ACCEPT SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE ON THIS SHOW! IF YOU CONTINUE TO SPEAK SO, I WILL BE FORCED TO-
Inu-Yasha: @#$% &@#*^ #$^ &@*#@ #$!! @!& !#$*!/@ $@? #$@& @#*!!!!!!!!
LiRi: YOU ASKED FOR IT, BUSTER!!! OH MERRY SOAP MEEEEEEN~!
Inu-YAshA: Keh?
.::~*POOF*~::.
Suddenly, little men in purple tights pop onto the stage with buckets of water and soap in their hands!!! What will this MEAN for our HEROES and co.!?!?!?
Merry Soap Men: *start singing* We.....are.....the......merry, merry soap men, the oh so merry soapy men/ who sing and dance and prance in purple pants/ who tumble and turn and wash and burn those who speak any naughty words!
Inu-Yasha: Um......That last part didn't rhyme, A** holes
Merry Soap Men: HA! HA! HA! *slowly inch towards Inu-Yasha* HA! HA! HA!
Inu-YAshA: S-stay back! I've got a-a s-sword!!
Kagome: Oh but they're so cuuuuuuuuuute!!! Don't you dare harm them, Inu- Yasha!!
Inu-YAshA: *draws sword that I cannot spell* D-DIE!
Kagome: Ahem. SIT!
Inu-YAshA: *slams to the ground on top of three Merry Soap Men*
Kagome: *slams to the ground, pulled down by the rope* Ow......
LiRi: Kagome......don't forget about theeeeeeeeeee~
Audience: ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Merry Soap Men left: *pounce on Inu-Yasha with buckets of water and soap* We will rub and scrub and wash away the love/ that you have of swea~r wo~rds/ lub, dub, grub!!!
Inu-YAshA: *screams, then gurgles as mouth is cleaned*
Kagome: *standing up, somehow forgetting all about what just happened* SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT! That should hold you down for a whi- IIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLE!
.::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::.
.::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::. .::*BAM*::.
Kagome and Inu-YAshA: @__@
LiRi: Wow, you ARE stupid
Kagome: Oops.......Dang......@_@
Inu-YAshA: See, now you know how it feels!
Kagome: Painful
Inu-YAshA: Acutally, I think it tickles ^___^
Kagome: *stares*
Merry Soap Men: *start vigorously scrubbing at Inu-Yasha's mouth, again (when did they stop?)*
Inu-YAshA: Wha-? OOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AHAHAHAH! NOOOOOOOO! WOB WIB *gurgle* WOOOBOOO! *gurgle, gurgle, choke*
LiRi: I feel like I was saying something......oh yeah. *puts on important voice* Kagome.
Kagome: Yes?
LiRi: BYE!
Kagome: AAAAAAAA-
.::~*POOF*~::.
Inu-YAshA: I PROMISE I WILL NEVER SWEAR AGAIN!!! NO! STOP! *gurgle, gurgle*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......a.......a.......huh? Whewe wawe we? (translation: Where are we?)
Kagome: It appears that we're in Fr-
I can answer that!
Kagome: Fine. Be that way.
Inu-YAshA: *spits our soap* WHO THE F *whimpers*.......I-I mean....WHO'S THERE?
It is I! The Scary Voice of Doooooooooooooooooom! MUAHAHAHAHAHA......haha......*mutters* tough crowd......
Kagome & Inu-Yasha: -_-u
*nervous cough* Um......You are in France. At the bottom of the Eiffel Tower......at a fancy restaurant *snaps fingers* as of now.
*A giant fancy (and romantic) restaurant zooms into focus around them*
Kagome: EEK!
Inu-YAshA: *draws sword that I cannot spell* Stand back, Kagome!!!
Kagome: meep
Inu-YAshA: *whirls around randomly at the tables, slashing vases and musicians, alike......O.o*
Random people at the fancy (and romantic) restaurant: Shit saint!!!! Il nous tuera tout!! (((He will kill us all)))
Kagome: SI- erm....... INU-YASHA! STOP!
Inu-YAshA *stops*
Kagome: What are you DOING? You are wrecking this beautiful place!
Inu-YAshA: But......it......it magically appeared out of no where!
Kagome: So? I did, too, after coming out of the well into the feudal era!
~Evil flashback~
*Kagome gets out of the well and sits on the......rim...... for an eternity*
~End of evil flashback~
Inu-YAshA: And I tried to kill you the second I could.
~Evil flashback~
Inu-YAshA: *thinking* After this girl shoots down the bird, I'll have no use of her.......I'll have to kill her*
~End evil flahsback~
Kagome:......Good point.......I guess you may continue reeking havoc upon this fancy (and romantic) restaurant
Inu-YAshA: keh. Glad you see MY point of view.
Random French Man: NO!!!! STOP!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!! I mean...... Non, l'arrêt!!!! Ne pas me tuer!!!!
Kagome: That first part didn't sound very French.......
Random 'French' person at restaurant: TOO BAD, SUCKER!!!
Inu-YAshA: That's MY line! *randomly swings sword, cutting a wedding cake.......what a coincidence*
Random 'French' person: What? Really? That makes no sense!
Inu-YAshA: You put the MORON in oxymoron!
Same Random 'French' person: Um......you're confusing me
Inu-YAshA: Huh?
Same Random 'French' person: What?
Kagome: -__-u Inu-Yasha.......sit.
.::*BAM*::.
.::*BAM*::.
Oh no, things don't seem to be going well for our heroes and co!!! Will Inu-Yasha and Kagome ever kiss?!?!?! *cough*yes*cough* Will Kagome stop saying 'SIT'?!?!?!
.::*BAM*::.
.::*BAM*::.
Oops.......ehe.......And will they actually be able to EAT at this fancy (and romantic) restaurant? .......And what happens when one of them needs to go to the bathroom?
.............Frankly, I don't want to know.
Anywhoo, join us next time ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn~
Audience: THE ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
-----------------------------------------------+___+------------------------ -----------------------------
UNIMPORTANT NOTICE
This show was aired late at night! So be wary of stupid mistakes and dumb jokes!! If it is too bad, please alert the script writer and she will repost it!!! Thank you for reading the show (that STILL sounds funny), and we hope that you will tune in next time!
Ja ne, peeps!