HELLO! And welcome toooooooooo~
Audience: ......
Toooooooooooooooooo~
Audience: We're tired of being oppressed! Stop the hatred! Make LOVE not WAR!
Um. Right. Never mind, then, I guess.......
Audience: *starts chanting* MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR! MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR!
Ooooooooooh shit.
Audience: *starts lovin'*
Cameras: *suddenly stop recording*
~00~
Random kid at home: Mommy......let's make love.
Mommy: *faints*
Random kid at home: What? Mommy? Mommy?? *shrugs* oh well *goes back to watching T.V*
~00~
AND NOW, back at the restaurant, which we are secretly recording through the lobster tank, let's watch and see what Inu-Yasha and Kagome will do about theeeeeeeeeeee~
Audience in background: MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR!
*cough, cough* ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
*Inu-Yasha and Kagome are sitting at a fancy table, frustrated looks on their faces*
Kagome: I have to go to the bathroom
Inu-Yasha: Too bad for you, 'cause I am NOT going to accompany you.
Kagome: *annoyed* I'll say the 'S' word, I swear, if you don't get off your lazy *beep* and let me GO.
Inu-Yasha: Hey, it affects you, too, so go ahead and try. *sticks out toungue*
Kagome: Fine. *stand up, screaming* THEN I'll JUST PEE ON YOU!!!
Random French Lady: *gasps and stares, dropping her spoon*
Random lobster: OH MA BONTE! (((OH MY GOODNESS))) *faints*
Annoying band playing at restaurant: *stops playing and stares at Inu- Yasha and Kagome, aghast*
Crickets: *chirp, chirp, SQUASH*
Kagome: *flushes deep red*
Inu-Yasha: *head turns into a giant beet* Fine. Where's the door?
Kagome: Um, Inu-Yasha *starts walking down hall,* it's kind of different, here......in these times.
Inu-Yasha: feh. Just do your business and be done *waits outside by the door*
Kagome: Ok, just don't come in *closes door* If you do, I'll have to 'S' you!
Inu-Yasha: feh (thinking) 'dumb wench......'*looks at rope* 'hehehehehe...... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Kagome: *in the stall, answering nature's call...ooooooh, that rhymed!!* la- de-da, la-a-a-a-a-a, de-da, de-do, de-di, de-OOMPH! OOOOOOOW!!! *gets slammed into stall door* YOU IDIOT! **slam** *pulls up pants* HOW DARE YOU **slam** *flushes* THAT'S IT!!! **slam** SIT!!!!!!!!
.::~*BAM*~::.
.::~*BAM*~::.
Kagome and Inu-Yasha: O.o
Random lady in the next stall's POV:
I was sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the girl next to me started slamming into her stall door, as if she was having troubles getting her poo out. I wanted to help her, but then she started screaming! I became VERY afraid, for she began calling her poo names, such as 'idiot' in Japanese, which I've been studying for five years now. I guess that helped to make the experience all the worse, for I could understand her insane words. She started talking to the poo as if it were a dog, telling it to sit, and then, it did, with a huge BAM on the floor. It was so scary, I just ran out of the bathroom without a moment's hesitancy, only to find a Peeping Tom, sprawled out on the floor as if to look through the door crack. Well, I certainly gave HIM a piece of my mind.
Inu-Yasha: *rubbing insanely large lumps on his head* ow......
Suddenly, the rope tugs him straight into the door!
Inu-Yasha: O.o OW! YOU BI- *remembers Merry Soap Men* -BIG BUTT HEAD!!!
Kagome: *comes out* Well. Serves you right.
Inu-Yasha: grrrr......
Kagome: *moves to stand over Inu-Yasha, who's still on his back* Sit.
.::~*BAM*~::.
.::~*BAM*~::.
Kagome: *lands on top of Inu-Yasha, as planned*
Inu-Yasha: *stares, wide-eyed*
Kagome: BODY SLAM! WHOOP!!
Inu-Yasha: *stare moves down to Kagome's lips, which are just inches above his* um......right......
Kagome: *now SHE stares, wide-eyed* (thinking) 'oh, shit' Inu......Yasha?
Inu-Yasha: A moment...... *kisses Kagome*
Kagome: *kisses Inu-Yasha, back* (thinking) 'whoa......he's a good kisser'
Random Lady from the Stall: *comes back with the police* And here is the Peeping Tom I found, right - OH MA BONTE! (((OH MY GOODNESS)))
Police: VIOL! L'OBTENIR! (((RAPE! GET HIM!))) *spring on Inu-Yasha*
Police Woman One: (thinking) 'He's even got her tied up! HOW SICK!'
Inu-Yasha: *flicks off police absentmindedly, continuing to kiss Kagome*
Police Man One: *gets out gun* OBTENIR DE OU je TIRERAI! (((GET OFF OR I'LL SHOOT)))
Kagome: *doesn't see gun, eyes are closed.......ooooooooh*
Inu-Yasha: *breaks kiss* That was......
Kagome: *smiles* Very nice......
Inu-Yasha: I'd like to.......
Kagome: Do it again sometime?
Inu-Yasha: Yeah......me, too......*smiles*
Police Man One: CELA L'EST! (((THAT'S IT!))) *shoots*
Kagome: OH MY GOSH!!!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT THE F- *abruptly stops, gasping*
Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! INU-YAAAASHAAAA!!!
OH NO! What will happen to Inu-Yasha!?!?! Will the Random Lady from the Stall get therapy? Will Kagome ever stop saying sit? WILL INU-YASHA LIVE?!?!?!?! Find out later ooooooooooooon~
Audience: MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR!
THE ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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~LIRI~
Audience: ......
Toooooooooooooooooo~
Audience: We're tired of being oppressed! Stop the hatred! Make LOVE not WAR!
Um. Right. Never mind, then, I guess.......
Audience: *starts chanting* MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR! MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR!
Ooooooooooh shit.
Audience: *starts lovin'*
Cameras: *suddenly stop recording*
~00~
Random kid at home: Mommy......let's make love.
Mommy: *faints*
Random kid at home: What? Mommy? Mommy?? *shrugs* oh well *goes back to watching T.V*
~00~
AND NOW, back at the restaurant, which we are secretly recording through the lobster tank, let's watch and see what Inu-Yasha and Kagome will do about theeeeeeeeeeee~
Audience in background: MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR!
*cough, cough* ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
*Inu-Yasha and Kagome are sitting at a fancy table, frustrated looks on their faces*
Kagome: I have to go to the bathroom
Inu-Yasha: Too bad for you, 'cause I am NOT going to accompany you.
Kagome: *annoyed* I'll say the 'S' word, I swear, if you don't get off your lazy *beep* and let me GO.
Inu-Yasha: Hey, it affects you, too, so go ahead and try. *sticks out toungue*
Kagome: Fine. *stand up, screaming* THEN I'll JUST PEE ON YOU!!!
Random French Lady: *gasps and stares, dropping her spoon*
Random lobster: OH MA BONTE! (((OH MY GOODNESS))) *faints*
Annoying band playing at restaurant: *stops playing and stares at Inu- Yasha and Kagome, aghast*
Crickets: *chirp, chirp, SQUASH*
Kagome: *flushes deep red*
Inu-Yasha: *head turns into a giant beet* Fine. Where's the door?
Kagome: Um, Inu-Yasha *starts walking down hall,* it's kind of different, here......in these times.
Inu-Yasha: feh. Just do your business and be done *waits outside by the door*
Kagome: Ok, just don't come in *closes door* If you do, I'll have to 'S' you!
Inu-Yasha: feh (thinking) 'dumb wench......'*looks at rope* 'hehehehehe...... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Kagome: *in the stall, answering nature's call...ooooooh, that rhymed!!* la- de-da, la-a-a-a-a-a, de-da, de-do, de-di, de-OOMPH! OOOOOOOW!!! *gets slammed into stall door* YOU IDIOT! **slam** *pulls up pants* HOW DARE YOU **slam** *flushes* THAT'S IT!!! **slam** SIT!!!!!!!!
.::~*BAM*~::.
.::~*BAM*~::.
Kagome and Inu-Yasha: O.o
Random lady in the next stall's POV:
I was sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the girl next to me started slamming into her stall door, as if she was having troubles getting her poo out. I wanted to help her, but then she started screaming! I became VERY afraid, for she began calling her poo names, such as 'idiot' in Japanese, which I've been studying for five years now. I guess that helped to make the experience all the worse, for I could understand her insane words. She started talking to the poo as if it were a dog, telling it to sit, and then, it did, with a huge BAM on the floor. It was so scary, I just ran out of the bathroom without a moment's hesitancy, only to find a Peeping Tom, sprawled out on the floor as if to look through the door crack. Well, I certainly gave HIM a piece of my mind.
Inu-Yasha: *rubbing insanely large lumps on his head* ow......
Suddenly, the rope tugs him straight into the door!
Inu-Yasha: O.o OW! YOU BI- *remembers Merry Soap Men* -BIG BUTT HEAD!!!
Kagome: *comes out* Well. Serves you right.
Inu-Yasha: grrrr......
Kagome: *moves to stand over Inu-Yasha, who's still on his back* Sit.
.::~*BAM*~::.
.::~*BAM*~::.
Kagome: *lands on top of Inu-Yasha, as planned*
Inu-Yasha: *stares, wide-eyed*
Kagome: BODY SLAM! WHOOP!!
Inu-Yasha: *stare moves down to Kagome's lips, which are just inches above his* um......right......
Kagome: *now SHE stares, wide-eyed* (thinking) 'oh, shit' Inu......Yasha?
Inu-Yasha: A moment...... *kisses Kagome*
Kagome: *kisses Inu-Yasha, back* (thinking) 'whoa......he's a good kisser'
Random Lady from the Stall: *comes back with the police* And here is the Peeping Tom I found, right - OH MA BONTE! (((OH MY GOODNESS)))
Police: VIOL! L'OBTENIR! (((RAPE! GET HIM!))) *spring on Inu-Yasha*
Police Woman One: (thinking) 'He's even got her tied up! HOW SICK!'
Inu-Yasha: *flicks off police absentmindedly, continuing to kiss Kagome*
Police Man One: *gets out gun* OBTENIR DE OU je TIRERAI! (((GET OFF OR I'LL SHOOT)))
Kagome: *doesn't see gun, eyes are closed.......ooooooooh*
Inu-Yasha: *breaks kiss* That was......
Kagome: *smiles* Very nice......
Inu-Yasha: I'd like to.......
Kagome: Do it again sometime?
Inu-Yasha: Yeah......me, too......*smiles*
Police Man One: CELA L'EST! (((THAT'S IT!))) *shoots*
Kagome: OH MY GOSH!!!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT THE F- *abruptly stops, gasping*
Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! INU-YAAAASHAAAA!!!
OH NO! What will happen to Inu-Yasha!?!?! Will the Random Lady from the Stall get therapy? Will Kagome ever stop saying sit? WILL INU-YASHA LIVE?!?!?!?! Find out later ooooooooooooon~
Audience: MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR!
THE ROPE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
-----------------------------------------------+___+------------------------ -----------------------------
UNIMPORTANT NOTICE
The votes must be cast as to what the commercials should be! The show needs more funding, so we would like ideas, ASAP! The three winners will be picked according to the main script writer, so enter and cast a vote! Thank's for reading the show!
~LIRI~