Battle of the Hairoes
We join Matt and Tai in the midst of a fight. How the fight got started is something the author has chosen to leave out.
"What are you talking about? Clearly Sora goes for guys with nice blonde hair!" Matt shouted directly into Tai's ear.
"Are you crazy? Sora is on fire for my giant hair!" Tai calmly shouted back.
Just then to their advantage, Sora jumped into the conversation (for she had been standing there the whole time)
"Actually," She started, "I quite fancy both types of hair."
"Then I will have the biggest and the grandest of all hair!" Tai yelled.
"And I will have the nicest and the blondest of all huma- People!" Matt yelled at Tai.
So they both began the task ahead of them, Tai amending to his big hair, and Matt blonding his own.
Tai began by having Kari pull his hair.
"Pull Kari! Make it grow!" Tai said.
"I'm trying, but it keeps coming out!" Kari told him.
"WHAT?!" Tai decided not to attempt it this way.
Matt began by sitting in the sun, slowly accumulating the energies of the blonde... sun.
Unfortunately his hair remained blonde and his body turned quite red.
Tai now had a new idea, he would start by sneaking SuperFollicle's Hair Growth Formula, into his shampoo. After a week's usage he discovered he would no longer have to worry about losing the hair on the all over his face. Meanwhile he noticed Kari was sporting some rather nice long hair... which gave him an idea.
Matt had been hard at work and discovered a very nice new technique for blonding his hair. He sat down at the laboratory filling out the forms for Dr. B.A.L. Deman. He would certainly impress Sora tomorrow.
The next day, Sora sat down at her favorite drink store. Silently she laughed to herself as they dragged away the bruised body of Davis, he had unfortunately tried selling some noodles to a speeding semi. By standing in front of it. The doctors said he'd be fine; "It's a good thing he's got such a thick skull! And on top of that, there's plenty of room in there!"
Suddenly she noticed something very strange. On one side of the street, the sky was getting darker. While on the other side of the street, the light was being reflected directly into the eyes of drivers, causing them to run into people, dogs, buildings, and ground squirrels (surprisingly, more damage was done to the cars when they hit the squirrels).
Sora shivered, sensing the evil in the hair... air... I meant air.
Suddenly the entire room was filled with light. Sora shrieked in horror as some humanoid beast reflected light off it's head and filled the whole room. Walls burst into flames, people jumped out windows, and Sora stood in awe at Matt's accomplishment.
"Matt? How did you?"
"Gamma Radiation, the future of super hair dying products!" Matt boasted/advertised.
At the moment that Sora was about to burst into tears (for the light was straining her eyes) the entire room darkened, and Matt was absorbed. Into... hair.
Tai stood there, in all his hair glory, a few birds had made a nest and there were people abandoning a plane in his hair. Sora smiled... then burst into laughter when she realized that some of the hair was Kari's.
"You grew your hair... for me?" Sora asked.
"Anything... for you Sora." Tai said, while shifting weight to avoid crushing the planet (the one that had started orbit around his hair).
"Then this is for you." Sora leaned in toward his face, and handed him some scissors. "And get a fire extinguisher when you find Matt. Tell him that you won."
We join Matt and Tai in the midst of a fight. How the fight got started is something the author has chosen to leave out.
"What are you talking about? Clearly Sora goes for guys with nice blonde hair!" Matt shouted directly into Tai's ear.
"Are you crazy? Sora is on fire for my giant hair!" Tai calmly shouted back.
Just then to their advantage, Sora jumped into the conversation (for she had been standing there the whole time)
"Actually," She started, "I quite fancy both types of hair."
"Then I will have the biggest and the grandest of all hair!" Tai yelled.
"And I will have the nicest and the blondest of all huma- People!" Matt yelled at Tai.
So they both began the task ahead of them, Tai amending to his big hair, and Matt blonding his own.
Tai began by having Kari pull his hair.
"Pull Kari! Make it grow!" Tai said.
"I'm trying, but it keeps coming out!" Kari told him.
"WHAT?!" Tai decided not to attempt it this way.
Matt began by sitting in the sun, slowly accumulating the energies of the blonde... sun.
Unfortunately his hair remained blonde and his body turned quite red.
Tai now had a new idea, he would start by sneaking SuperFollicle's Hair Growth Formula, into his shampoo. After a week's usage he discovered he would no longer have to worry about losing the hair on the all over his face. Meanwhile he noticed Kari was sporting some rather nice long hair... which gave him an idea.
Matt had been hard at work and discovered a very nice new technique for blonding his hair. He sat down at the laboratory filling out the forms for Dr. B.A.L. Deman. He would certainly impress Sora tomorrow.
The next day, Sora sat down at her favorite drink store. Silently she laughed to herself as they dragged away the bruised body of Davis, he had unfortunately tried selling some noodles to a speeding semi. By standing in front of it. The doctors said he'd be fine; "It's a good thing he's got such a thick skull! And on top of that, there's plenty of room in there!"
Suddenly she noticed something very strange. On one side of the street, the sky was getting darker. While on the other side of the street, the light was being reflected directly into the eyes of drivers, causing them to run into people, dogs, buildings, and ground squirrels (surprisingly, more damage was done to the cars when they hit the squirrels).
Sora shivered, sensing the evil in the hair... air... I meant air.
Suddenly the entire room was filled with light. Sora shrieked in horror as some humanoid beast reflected light off it's head and filled the whole room. Walls burst into flames, people jumped out windows, and Sora stood in awe at Matt's accomplishment.
"Matt? How did you?"
"Gamma Radiation, the future of super hair dying products!" Matt boasted/advertised.
At the moment that Sora was about to burst into tears (for the light was straining her eyes) the entire room darkened, and Matt was absorbed. Into... hair.
Tai stood there, in all his hair glory, a few birds had made a nest and there were people abandoning a plane in his hair. Sora smiled... then burst into laughter when she realized that some of the hair was Kari's.
"You grew your hair... for me?" Sora asked.
"Anything... for you Sora." Tai said, while shifting weight to avoid crushing the planet (the one that had started orbit around his hair).
"Then this is for you." Sora leaned in toward his face, and handed him some scissors. "And get a fire extinguisher when you find Matt. Tell him that you won."