Commercial Number One:
Kaede (sp?): ::standing in front of her hut:: Oh, hello, I didn't see you there!
Random passerby: ::sweat drop:: How lame......
Kaede (sp?): If I had known I'd be on film, I would've pasted on my handy- dandy SkinStretcher! In fact, I believe I shall! ::hurries back into hut::
Passerby: ::face fault::
Three extremely boring minutes later......
Random boy: ::moons camera::
Camera man number one: ::throws stick::
Random boy: -- Just wanted a little publicity...... ::runs off sobbing cornily::
Three more extremely boring minutes later:
Sango: ::struts out of hut:: There, now that I have applied some of my beautiful SkinStretcher in 25 quick n' easy steps, I look like a completely different person!
Passerby: ::drown in sweat drops::
Footnotes as Sango starts flirting with a random man: Don't apply too much or the face will actually stretch. ::breath:: If this happens, contact 1- 800-FAKEMIKOS immediately to waste some more of your money. ::breath:: Side effects are too gory to include on this G-rated commercial.
Sango: So buy SkinStretcher and look 200 years younger!
Kaede: ::from inside the hut:: Hey! I'm not THAT old!
End Commercial Number One.
Commercial Number Two:
Miroku in sexy tux: ::perched on the edge of his professional-looking, cardboard desk:: Hello ladies.
This commercial is for those among you beautiful creatures who are barren and wish to have a child.
I have taken ::mumble:: years of practice at the ::mumble:: university, working under the highly esteemed Doctor ::mumble,:: who's number (for incase you wish to have some sort of verification of my professionalism u), is ::mumble, mumble, mumble::
If you are in need of a child, please, take the easy and pleasurable path to pregnancy, and call me, Miroku, at 1-800-MIROKUIS-SOSEXY. Once again, 1- 800-MIROKUIS-SOSEXY.
You can also call me if your husband is fat or something .
End Commercial Number Two
Commercial Number Three (Last Commercial, Yay)
Cat-Demoness: ::standing in front of PetCo:: Hello, again. I'm sure you all remember me from The Rope of Doom, episode two, Romantic Dinner Gone Wrong, and if you don't, shame on you! I'm here before you, or actually, technically, before the camera, to advertise an amazing company called PetCo by showing you how much my little doggy friend Inu-Yasha loves PetCo's Comfortable Collars.
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::suddenly pop up out of no where beside Cat- Demoness::
Inu-Yasha: -UCK!? ::looks around:: ......Ok, now where am I?
Kagome: Did I just hear a gunshot? Wasn't I just in a fancy (and romantic) restaurant in France? Why am I at PetCo? ::pointing at Cat-Demoness:: Who are you?
Cat-Demoness: ::pushes Kagome out of picture:: Erm......ignore her, she's crazy.
Kagome: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?! ::gets tackled by Random Camera Woman Number One::
Random Camera Woman Number One: ::hisses:: Shut up, we're broadcasting live to over one million people!
Kagome: ::turns really, REALLY pale:: W-we are? Can they see me? OH GOSH, CAN ARE ONE MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING ME AS I SPEAK!?!?!?!! ::starts to hyperventilate::
Random Camera Woman Number One: Uh......::pulls Kagome a foot or so backwards::Calm down. They can't see you.......::mumbles:: anymore........
Kagome: Good......::faints::
Inu-Yasha: ::standing at edge of camera frame, tugging on rope:: Grrrrrrr......what do you want with us?
Cat-Demoness: ::suddenly throws a collar around Inu-Yasha:: Now tell us, Inu-Yasha, and answer me truthfully, is this collar comfortable?
Inu-Yasha: Um, N-
Cat-Demoness: ::stomps on Inu-Yasha's foot::
Inu-Yasha: OW! YES!
Cat-Demoness: GOOD! This is one of PetCo's Comfortable Collars! Now try on this one...... ::takes off PetCo's Comfortable Collar and throws on a cruel looking one, inseams lined with tiny invisible spikes:: Is THIS one comfortable? ::cackle::
Inu-Yasha: ::gasps in agony:: NO! GET IT OFF ME, YOU FREAK! GET IT OFF! ::writhes in pain on pavement, clawing at the collar::
Cat-Demoness: Well, there you have it, PetCo's products RULE! Buy from PetCo! WHOOT!
Inu-Yasha: OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW!
Kagome: XoX
.......
Random Camera Man: Hey, Sweetums, how do I turn this off?
Cat-Demoness: --u Father! You're embarrassing me in front of everyone! It's the little red button! Geez, fogies, these days.......tut, tut.
::Insert fifteen seconds of fidgeting with the camera before screen finally goes blank::
End Commercial Three (Last Commercial, Yay)
LiRi: WELCOME BACK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
New Audience: THE ROPE OF DOMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: -- The Rope of Doom.
New Audience: THE ROPE OF DOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: --u Ok, then.......
In the last episode, Inu-Yasha and Kagome actually kissed ::gasp::!
We would have ended the show right then, (when?), then, and there, (where?), there ::cough:: I've got issues ::cough:: but unfortunately for us, certain circumstances have occurred and we are being FORCED to stick with this poor couple until the end of their little escapade or we'll all get sued. --u
We are going to replay the last five minutes of the show so that you may see what happened before, during, and after the gunshot in agonizingly slow motion.
SLOW MOTION STARTS
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::kissing::
Random Lady from the Stall: ::running towards them::
Police People: ::shouting::
Random Lady from the Stall: ::fainting::
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::kissing::
Police People: ::aiming guns and firing at Inu-Yasha::
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::screaming and then suddenly disappearing::
Restaurant Manager: ::sobbing over the bullet hole in the wall::
Police People: ::screaming and running for their lives because of Inu-Yasha and Kagome's sudden disappearance::
END SLOW MOTION
Rather pathetic, isn't it? Now we are all being sued by the restaurant manager......who won't live to see the next sunset ::cough, cough, cackle, cackle:: So the show goes on!!
Janitor: ::runs on stage with a bucket on his head:: GOOD NEWS!!! We have just located Inu-Yasha and Kagome in America, and are sending over some spies – I mean camera people – to spy on them – I mean watch them – I mean......-- never mind......::walks off stage sadly, bucket still on his head::
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....... Well, then, let's just watch and see what happens! And, by the way......that janitor's crazy. There's no spies, hehe......this show is perfectly legal ::shifty eyes: ......yeah, legal, that's right. Ehehehehe......legal.......ehehehehe
Audience: O.o
.........
Parking Lot of PetCo:
Inu-Yasha: ::still writhing in pain:: GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!! OH, THE HORRIBLE PAIN!!!!!!!! OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! KAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!
Kagome: XoX
Cat-Demoness and Entourage: Sorry, Inu.....Thanks for the ...... interview ::disappear::
Inu-Yasha: AAAAAH! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!! TAKE IT OFF, YOU BUTT HEADS! OOOOOOF!! ::light bulb suddenly appears over his head:: CLAWS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!! ::tears off collar:: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::eats collar in victory:: ......::realizes what he's just done:: ::spits out collar:: EWWWWWWW!
Light Bulb: ......-- You're a freak. ::falls off Inu's head and shatters::
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: Ok, Kag. Let's go.
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: I don't know where. Somewhere. Anywhere but here! ::glares at Kagome's passed out form:: Stop asking stupid questions, baka.
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: I'm not crazy! I'm just a little bit insane.......What was IN that collar, anyway?
Kagome:XoX
Inu-Yasha: No wonder.......::starts dragging Kagome by The Rope of Doom:: I better go to a hospital or something.......Oh, what's that building over there? School. Hmmmmmm. Lets go to School, Kagome, maybe they'll have some arsenic-healers over there!
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: --u Don't give me that look...... ::drags Kagome through the doors::
Kagome: ::wakes up:: U-Uhn? Wh-where are we? ::groan::
Inu-Yasha: School, duh! I just said that! Weren't you paying attention?
Kagome: Um......no....... ::stands up:: WHOA! ::falls back down:: Head rush!
Inu-Yasha: Baka. ::begins walking up steps::
Kagome: ::gasp:: Inu-YaaAAAaaaSSSsssHHAaaaAAA! SssTTToooOOOpppPPP! OW! ::thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump::
Inu-Yasha: What? Why?
Kagome: YYY::thump::ooo::thump::UUU'rrr::thump::EEE::thump:: ddd::thump::RRR::thump::aaa::thump::GGG::thump::iii::thump::NNN::thump::ggg ::thump:: MMM::thump::eee::thump::UUU::thump::ppp::thump:: TTT::thump::hhh::thump::EEE::thump:: sss::thump::TTT::thump::aaa::thump::III::thump::rrr::thump::SSS::thump......!
Inu-Yasha: ::stops:: What?
Kagome: ::stands up shakily, rubbing head:: OW! YOU WERE DRAGGING ME UP THE STAIRS, BAKA!
Inu-Yasha: Oh, hehe, oops.
Kagome: grrrrrrrrrr.......
Inu-Yasha: Hey, Kagome, is poison bad for you?
Kagome: Uh, (thinking) 'and Inu-Yasha finally wins the prize for Stupidest Question of the Day' Yes, Inu-Yasha, it is.
Inu-Yasha: Oh......::looks sad:: How bad?
Kagome: It can kill you, depending......Inu-Yasha, are you all right?
Inu-Yasha: Give me a dog bone and I will be.
Kagome: Wha-?
Inu-Yasha: Give me a dog bone, wench, or I'll have to kill you.
.::Back at Secret Studio::.
LiRi: ::talking in walkie-talkie:: CODE GREEN! I REPEAT! CODE YELLOW – I MEAN GREEN!
NO! NOT CODE YELLOW! IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE! CODE GREEN!!!!!
NO! NOOO, YOU IDIOT, CODE GREEN! MURDER THREAT!!! NOT – NO – IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE! JUST GET THE SQUAD DOWN THERE!
CODE GREEN, YOU IDIOT, GREEEEEEEEN! NO! NOT YELLOW! NO - hello? Hello? Oh shit.
Audience: ::looks confused::
LiRi: Rest assured, people, he will NOT kill her. ::mumbles:: and the Dog Squad is NOT on it's way to restrain Inu-Yasha. Oh daisy, I've just messed things up big time.
.::Back with Inu-Yasha and Kagome::.
Kagome: A dog bone? Why do you want a DOG BONE?!
Inu-Yasha: Will you take me outside? I have to go pee-pee.
Kagome: O.o What's going on, here?
Cat-Demoness: ::suddenly appears by Kagome:: HEY, KAGOME! He ate The Evil Collar of Doom, a rip-off show of The Rope of Doom that doesn't really exist.
Kagome: -- Right.......
Cat-Demoness: It has, erm, had, a random product in it that causes weirdness in the consumer.
Inu-Yasha: Idiot. I spat it out.
Cat-Demoness: But what did it taste like?
Inu-Yasha: ::mutters:: ......Poison......
Cat-Demoness: Really? I always thought it would taste like chicken. No matter, though. You tasted it and you won't recover until 2:00 am on Saturday morning, which is tomorrow. Kagome? Take care of him and don't let him near any roofs or high places.......
Kagome: ::gulp::
Inu-Yasha: ::breaks out in song:: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
Kagome: O.o Darn.
Cat-Demoness: And for this advice I require ::sticks little finger in mouth:: ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, I'm evil, baby, dig it.
Kagome: O.O
Inu-Yasha: Ok, now I REALLY have to go pee-pee!!
.::Back at the Not-So-Secret-Underground-Studio::.
LiRi: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?! THE DOG SQUAD IS GOING TO ARRIVE THERE AT ANY MOMENT! I'LL BE SUED FOR SURE! ::screams, runs around in circles like a headless chicken......AKA like Shippo:: AAAAAAH! DIE! I'M GOING TO DIIIIEEE! AND THIS WAS A REALLY LAME EPISODE!
New Audience: DOMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: No, that's not your cue!
New Audience: DOMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: u Fine! Humiliate yourselves on national television! See if I care! ::still panting like a crazed woman::
New Audience: DOMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: --u All right, I care. ::dons creepy Sesshomaru voice:: You're all fired.
New Audience: O.o
LiRi: THAT'S RIGHT! GO AWAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO BODY LOVES YOU!
New Audience: cries
Wasn't that a little harsh?
LiRi: NO! NOW GO!
What did I do?
LiRi: NOT YOU! THE NEW AUDIENCE!
Oh, OK, good.
New Audience: FINE! ::shuffle sadly out of not-so-secret underground studio::
LiRi: ::rubs temples:: I'm going to my trailer......::stalks off::
You don't have a-
LiRi: ::glare::
Erm, right. Well thanks for reading the show! I'm sorry, folks, that not much happened on this episode, even though it's all Inu-Yasha and Kagome's faults!
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: --
Please tune in oooooooooooooooon ::crickets chirp:: THE ROPE OF DOOM the next time we update! Will Inu-Yasha jump off a roof? Will Kagome survive Inu-Yasha's hallucinations and weirdness? Will the Dog Squad think Inu- Yasha's a stray? Will CHEESE take over the WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Find out next time on The Rope of Doom!
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UNIMPORTANT NOTICE
Thank you for all the reviews! Sorry we haven't updated sooner, but we got a wee bit stressed out from school and such! Hope that you enjoyed this episode of The Rope of Doom! And just to assure y'all, a new and BETTER audience will finally be picked!
Ja ne!
LiRi
Kaede (sp?): ::standing in front of her hut:: Oh, hello, I didn't see you there!
Random passerby: ::sweat drop:: How lame......
Kaede (sp?): If I had known I'd be on film, I would've pasted on my handy- dandy SkinStretcher! In fact, I believe I shall! ::hurries back into hut::
Passerby: ::face fault::
Three extremely boring minutes later......
Random boy: ::moons camera::
Camera man number one: ::throws stick::
Random boy: -- Just wanted a little publicity...... ::runs off sobbing cornily::
Three more extremely boring minutes later:
Sango: ::struts out of hut:: There, now that I have applied some of my beautiful SkinStretcher in 25 quick n' easy steps, I look like a completely different person!
Passerby: ::drown in sweat drops::
Footnotes as Sango starts flirting with a random man: Don't apply too much or the face will actually stretch. ::breath:: If this happens, contact 1- 800-FAKEMIKOS immediately to waste some more of your money. ::breath:: Side effects are too gory to include on this G-rated commercial.
Sango: So buy SkinStretcher and look 200 years younger!
Kaede: ::from inside the hut:: Hey! I'm not THAT old!
End Commercial Number One.
Commercial Number Two:
Miroku in sexy tux: ::perched on the edge of his professional-looking, cardboard desk:: Hello ladies.
This commercial is for those among you beautiful creatures who are barren and wish to have a child.
I have taken ::mumble:: years of practice at the ::mumble:: university, working under the highly esteemed Doctor ::mumble,:: who's number (for incase you wish to have some sort of verification of my professionalism u), is ::mumble, mumble, mumble::
If you are in need of a child, please, take the easy and pleasurable path to pregnancy, and call me, Miroku, at 1-800-MIROKUIS-SOSEXY. Once again, 1- 800-MIROKUIS-SOSEXY.
You can also call me if your husband is fat or something .
End Commercial Number Two
Commercial Number Three (Last Commercial, Yay)
Cat-Demoness: ::standing in front of PetCo:: Hello, again. I'm sure you all remember me from The Rope of Doom, episode two, Romantic Dinner Gone Wrong, and if you don't, shame on you! I'm here before you, or actually, technically, before the camera, to advertise an amazing company called PetCo by showing you how much my little doggy friend Inu-Yasha loves PetCo's Comfortable Collars.
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::suddenly pop up out of no where beside Cat- Demoness::
Inu-Yasha: -UCK!? ::looks around:: ......Ok, now where am I?
Kagome: Did I just hear a gunshot? Wasn't I just in a fancy (and romantic) restaurant in France? Why am I at PetCo? ::pointing at Cat-Demoness:: Who are you?
Cat-Demoness: ::pushes Kagome out of picture:: Erm......ignore her, she's crazy.
Kagome: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?! ::gets tackled by Random Camera Woman Number One::
Random Camera Woman Number One: ::hisses:: Shut up, we're broadcasting live to over one million people!
Kagome: ::turns really, REALLY pale:: W-we are? Can they see me? OH GOSH, CAN ARE ONE MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING ME AS I SPEAK!?!?!?!! ::starts to hyperventilate::
Random Camera Woman Number One: Uh......::pulls Kagome a foot or so backwards::Calm down. They can't see you.......::mumbles:: anymore........
Kagome: Good......::faints::
Inu-Yasha: ::standing at edge of camera frame, tugging on rope:: Grrrrrrr......what do you want with us?
Cat-Demoness: ::suddenly throws a collar around Inu-Yasha:: Now tell us, Inu-Yasha, and answer me truthfully, is this collar comfortable?
Inu-Yasha: Um, N-
Cat-Demoness: ::stomps on Inu-Yasha's foot::
Inu-Yasha: OW! YES!
Cat-Demoness: GOOD! This is one of PetCo's Comfortable Collars! Now try on this one...... ::takes off PetCo's Comfortable Collar and throws on a cruel looking one, inseams lined with tiny invisible spikes:: Is THIS one comfortable? ::cackle::
Inu-Yasha: ::gasps in agony:: NO! GET IT OFF ME, YOU FREAK! GET IT OFF! ::writhes in pain on pavement, clawing at the collar::
Cat-Demoness: Well, there you have it, PetCo's products RULE! Buy from PetCo! WHOOT!
Inu-Yasha: OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW!
Kagome: XoX
.......
Random Camera Man: Hey, Sweetums, how do I turn this off?
Cat-Demoness: --u Father! You're embarrassing me in front of everyone! It's the little red button! Geez, fogies, these days.......tut, tut.
::Insert fifteen seconds of fidgeting with the camera before screen finally goes blank::
End Commercial Three (Last Commercial, Yay)
LiRi: WELCOME BACK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
New Audience: THE ROPE OF DOMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: -- The Rope of Doom.
New Audience: THE ROPE OF DOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: --u Ok, then.......
In the last episode, Inu-Yasha and Kagome actually kissed ::gasp::!
We would have ended the show right then, (when?), then, and there, (where?), there ::cough:: I've got issues ::cough:: but unfortunately for us, certain circumstances have occurred and we are being FORCED to stick with this poor couple until the end of their little escapade or we'll all get sued. --u
We are going to replay the last five minutes of the show so that you may see what happened before, during, and after the gunshot in agonizingly slow motion.
SLOW MOTION STARTS
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::kissing::
Random Lady from the Stall: ::running towards them::
Police People: ::shouting::
Random Lady from the Stall: ::fainting::
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::kissing::
Police People: ::aiming guns and firing at Inu-Yasha::
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: ::screaming and then suddenly disappearing::
Restaurant Manager: ::sobbing over the bullet hole in the wall::
Police People: ::screaming and running for their lives because of Inu-Yasha and Kagome's sudden disappearance::
END SLOW MOTION
Rather pathetic, isn't it? Now we are all being sued by the restaurant manager......who won't live to see the next sunset ::cough, cough, cackle, cackle:: So the show goes on!!
Janitor: ::runs on stage with a bucket on his head:: GOOD NEWS!!! We have just located Inu-Yasha and Kagome in America, and are sending over some spies – I mean camera people – to spy on them – I mean watch them – I mean......-- never mind......::walks off stage sadly, bucket still on his head::
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....... Well, then, let's just watch and see what happens! And, by the way......that janitor's crazy. There's no spies, hehe......this show is perfectly legal ::shifty eyes: ......yeah, legal, that's right. Ehehehehe......legal.......ehehehehe
Audience: O.o
.........
Parking Lot of PetCo:
Inu-Yasha: ::still writhing in pain:: GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!! OH, THE HORRIBLE PAIN!!!!!!!! OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! KAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!
Kagome: XoX
Cat-Demoness and Entourage: Sorry, Inu.....Thanks for the ...... interview ::disappear::
Inu-Yasha: AAAAAH! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!! TAKE IT OFF, YOU BUTT HEADS! OOOOOOF!! ::light bulb suddenly appears over his head:: CLAWS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!! ::tears off collar:: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::eats collar in victory:: ......::realizes what he's just done:: ::spits out collar:: EWWWWWWW!
Light Bulb: ......-- You're a freak. ::falls off Inu's head and shatters::
Inu-Yasha: O.o
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: Ok, Kag. Let's go.
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: I don't know where. Somewhere. Anywhere but here! ::glares at Kagome's passed out form:: Stop asking stupid questions, baka.
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: I'm not crazy! I'm just a little bit insane.......What was IN that collar, anyway?
Kagome:XoX
Inu-Yasha: No wonder.......::starts dragging Kagome by The Rope of Doom:: I better go to a hospital or something.......Oh, what's that building over there? School. Hmmmmmm. Lets go to School, Kagome, maybe they'll have some arsenic-healers over there!
Kagome: XoX
Inu-Yasha: --u Don't give me that look...... ::drags Kagome through the doors::
Kagome: ::wakes up:: U-Uhn? Wh-where are we? ::groan::
Inu-Yasha: School, duh! I just said that! Weren't you paying attention?
Kagome: Um......no....... ::stands up:: WHOA! ::falls back down:: Head rush!
Inu-Yasha: Baka. ::begins walking up steps::
Kagome: ::gasp:: Inu-YaaAAAaaaSSSsssHHAaaaAAA! SssTTToooOOOpppPPP! OW! ::thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump::
Inu-Yasha: What? Why?
Kagome: YYY::thump::ooo::thump::UUU'rrr::thump::EEE::thump:: ddd::thump::RRR::thump::aaa::thump::GGG::thump::iii::thump::NNN::thump::ggg ::thump:: MMM::thump::eee::thump::UUU::thump::ppp::thump:: TTT::thump::hhh::thump::EEE::thump:: sss::thump::TTT::thump::aaa::thump::III::thump::rrr::thump::SSS::thump......!
Inu-Yasha: ::stops:: What?
Kagome: ::stands up shakily, rubbing head:: OW! YOU WERE DRAGGING ME UP THE STAIRS, BAKA!
Inu-Yasha: Oh, hehe, oops.
Kagome: grrrrrrrrrr.......
Inu-Yasha: Hey, Kagome, is poison bad for you?
Kagome: Uh, (thinking) 'and Inu-Yasha finally wins the prize for Stupidest Question of the Day' Yes, Inu-Yasha, it is.
Inu-Yasha: Oh......::looks sad:: How bad?
Kagome: It can kill you, depending......Inu-Yasha, are you all right?
Inu-Yasha: Give me a dog bone and I will be.
Kagome: Wha-?
Inu-Yasha: Give me a dog bone, wench, or I'll have to kill you.
.::Back at Secret Studio::.
LiRi: ::talking in walkie-talkie:: CODE GREEN! I REPEAT! CODE YELLOW – I MEAN GREEN!
NO! NOT CODE YELLOW! IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE! CODE GREEN!!!!!
NO! NOOO, YOU IDIOT, CODE GREEN! MURDER THREAT!!! NOT – NO – IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE! JUST GET THE SQUAD DOWN THERE!
CODE GREEN, YOU IDIOT, GREEEEEEEEN! NO! NOT YELLOW! NO - hello? Hello? Oh shit.
Audience: ::looks confused::
LiRi: Rest assured, people, he will NOT kill her. ::mumbles:: and the Dog Squad is NOT on it's way to restrain Inu-Yasha. Oh daisy, I've just messed things up big time.
.::Back with Inu-Yasha and Kagome::.
Kagome: A dog bone? Why do you want a DOG BONE?!
Inu-Yasha: Will you take me outside? I have to go pee-pee.
Kagome: O.o What's going on, here?
Cat-Demoness: ::suddenly appears by Kagome:: HEY, KAGOME! He ate The Evil Collar of Doom, a rip-off show of The Rope of Doom that doesn't really exist.
Kagome: -- Right.......
Cat-Demoness: It has, erm, had, a random product in it that causes weirdness in the consumer.
Inu-Yasha: Idiot. I spat it out.
Cat-Demoness: But what did it taste like?
Inu-Yasha: ::mutters:: ......Poison......
Cat-Demoness: Really? I always thought it would taste like chicken. No matter, though. You tasted it and you won't recover until 2:00 am on Saturday morning, which is tomorrow. Kagome? Take care of him and don't let him near any roofs or high places.......
Kagome: ::gulp::
Inu-Yasha: ::breaks out in song:: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
Kagome: O.o Darn.
Cat-Demoness: And for this advice I require ::sticks little finger in mouth:: ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, I'm evil, baby, dig it.
Kagome: O.O
Inu-Yasha: Ok, now I REALLY have to go pee-pee!!
.::Back at the Not-So-Secret-Underground-Studio::.
LiRi: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?! THE DOG SQUAD IS GOING TO ARRIVE THERE AT ANY MOMENT! I'LL BE SUED FOR SURE! ::screams, runs around in circles like a headless chicken......AKA like Shippo:: AAAAAAH! DIE! I'M GOING TO DIIIIEEE! AND THIS WAS A REALLY LAME EPISODE!
New Audience: DOMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: No, that's not your cue!
New Audience: DOMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: u Fine! Humiliate yourselves on national television! See if I care! ::still panting like a crazed woman::
New Audience: DOMMMMMMMMMMM!
LiRi: --u All right, I care. ::dons creepy Sesshomaru voice:: You're all fired.
New Audience: O.o
LiRi: THAT'S RIGHT! GO AWAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO BODY LOVES YOU!
New Audience: cries
Wasn't that a little harsh?
LiRi: NO! NOW GO!
What did I do?
LiRi: NOT YOU! THE NEW AUDIENCE!
Oh, OK, good.
New Audience: FINE! ::shuffle sadly out of not-so-secret underground studio::
LiRi: ::rubs temples:: I'm going to my trailer......::stalks off::
You don't have a-
LiRi: ::glare::
Erm, right. Well thanks for reading the show! I'm sorry, folks, that not much happened on this episode, even though it's all Inu-Yasha and Kagome's faults!
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: --
Please tune in oooooooooooooooon ::crickets chirp:: THE ROPE OF DOOM the next time we update! Will Inu-Yasha jump off a roof? Will Kagome survive Inu-Yasha's hallucinations and weirdness? Will the Dog Squad think Inu- Yasha's a stray? Will CHEESE take over the WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Find out next time on The Rope of Doom!
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UNIMPORTANT NOTICE
Thank you for all the reviews! Sorry we haven't updated sooner, but we got a wee bit stressed out from school and such! Hope that you enjoyed this episode of The Rope of Doom! And just to assure y'all, a new and BETTER audience will finally be picked!
Ja ne!
LiRi