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~*~*~*~*~Ch. 3: Most Powerful Hanyou~*~*~*~*~*~
Koenma cleared his throat. "Now then, Miss Neko, do you know what a hanyou
is?" Neko smiled and shrugged. "Well I should, I am one." Koenma's eyes
widened. "You already know?" Neko nodded. "After my parents died, I kept my
mother's journal. It talked about things like, friends, family, and in
later pages, mentioned my father. He was a.." she thought for a second,
then snapped her fingers, "water youkai!"
Koenma smiled. "Well, since you already know, this might be a little easier. A thunder demon is after you. His name is Kitarro." He handed Neko a picture of Kitarro. He had short, blond hair and purple eyes (like Aki from Ayashi no Ceres, ok I like Ayashi no Ceres too, so what?), he was cute. "Ya know, if this guy wasn't chasing me down for some sick purpose, I probably would have gotten him first." Koenma cleared his throat. "Yes, well, this Kitarro fellow is after you is because you are the most powerful hanyou out there." Neko shook her head. "No, no, no, you must have the wrong hanyou."
"He also believes you are the most beautiful hanyou." Yusuke scanned Neko. "I can see where Kitarro is coming from." Keiko hit him square in the nose for that. Neko shook her head. "Ok, now I know you have the wrong hanyou. I'm not that strong, or that pretty. Now that we have this established, I should wake up from my dream now, and Uncle Midget will be scanning the mail for my report card." She sat there for a second. "Why am I not waking up?" She looked over at Hiei. "Will you do me a favor and pinch me?"
Hiei smirked and punched her shoulder. Neko grasped her shoulder and fell to the side. "Ow! You little midget! I said 'pinch me' not 'punch me'!" Hiei laughed at the hanyou. "First off, I'll punch your scrawny butt if I want, and secondly, you can't call me midget, we're exactly the same height." She got up and tackled him. This fight went on for a little while. Botan cleared her throat. "Well, we are going to eat, so if--"
"FOOD!" Neko exclaimed. "I'm really hungry and I have a really bad case of cotton mouth." Botan waved her over. "Come, and you will eat with the rest of us." Neko looked behind her. "Hiei, you're coming are you?"
"Hn."
"Well?"
"Hn.. Sure, whatever."
Neko held a hand out to help him up. "Come, my fire youkai friend." He just kind of looked at her helping hand, but then accepted it. "Off we go!" Neko exclaimed. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author's note: Gee, wasn't that fun? Now let's see where we go.
Koenma smiled. "Well, since you already know, this might be a little easier. A thunder demon is after you. His name is Kitarro." He handed Neko a picture of Kitarro. He had short, blond hair and purple eyes (like Aki from Ayashi no Ceres, ok I like Ayashi no Ceres too, so what?), he was cute. "Ya know, if this guy wasn't chasing me down for some sick purpose, I probably would have gotten him first." Koenma cleared his throat. "Yes, well, this Kitarro fellow is after you is because you are the most powerful hanyou out there." Neko shook her head. "No, no, no, you must have the wrong hanyou."
"He also believes you are the most beautiful hanyou." Yusuke scanned Neko. "I can see where Kitarro is coming from." Keiko hit him square in the nose for that. Neko shook her head. "Ok, now I know you have the wrong hanyou. I'm not that strong, or that pretty. Now that we have this established, I should wake up from my dream now, and Uncle Midget will be scanning the mail for my report card." She sat there for a second. "Why am I not waking up?" She looked over at Hiei. "Will you do me a favor and pinch me?"
Hiei smirked and punched her shoulder. Neko grasped her shoulder and fell to the side. "Ow! You little midget! I said 'pinch me' not 'punch me'!" Hiei laughed at the hanyou. "First off, I'll punch your scrawny butt if I want, and secondly, you can't call me midget, we're exactly the same height." She got up and tackled him. This fight went on for a little while. Botan cleared her throat. "Well, we are going to eat, so if--"
"FOOD!" Neko exclaimed. "I'm really hungry and I have a really bad case of cotton mouth." Botan waved her over. "Come, and you will eat with the rest of us." Neko looked behind her. "Hiei, you're coming are you?"
"Hn."
"Well?"
"Hn.. Sure, whatever."
Neko held a hand out to help him up. "Come, my fire youkai friend." He just kind of looked at her helping hand, but then accepted it. "Off we go!" Neko exclaimed. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author's note: Gee, wasn't that fun? Now let's see where we go.