Well, hi everyone. So sorry it took me forever, but I had this play, and my grades, and my birthday, and I hate all of it, 'cept my birthday, course even my dear mom ruined that! Just because my friends and I wouldn't see Ella Enchanted, she felt it to be fair to crap the Empire State Building. See, the ESB wasn't built, my mom shat it out, and it wasn't pretty.
RINKU: Why wouldn't you see that movie anyway?
ME: It was too cheesy looking. Hellboy looked more fun, or even Secret Window.
RINKU: BUT THAT'S STEPHEN KING!
ME: Yeah, I know isn't that great. Oh, Sadako invited you over. She and Kieko are having a horror movie marathon (courtesy of my next fic and co-written by Emilie/Kieko herself).
RINKU: What movies?
ME: well, one's called Darkness Falls.
RINKU: Ah, you mean the one with the tooth fairy. I'm not seeing that!
ME: You can always cuddle up to Sadako!
RINKU: SHUT UP!
ME: I saw you together, and you were having a lot of fun on that couch.
RINKU: We weren't…you were looking you pervert.
ME: What? I was curious, besides, judging by the look on Sadako's face, you must be damn good with you mouth, kiddo. Wonder How you are with you're tongue?
RINKU: SHUT UP!
ME: You're sooooooooo cuttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee when you say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RINKU: Grr, I'll get you Akasha.
ME: Eh…no you won't. You should go get Sadako.
RINKU: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
ME: OH SADAKO YOU'RE SO HOT!
RINKU: SHUT UP! (TACKLES AKASHA)
ME: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETTHEFUCKOFFMEYOUPINTSIZEDPIPSQUEAKMOTHERFUCKINHORNRY
LITTLEFUCKIN'DEMONYANEVERTAKEMOIALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(AKASHA WINS) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (* GETS HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A MALLET) OW!
RINKU: AKASHA DOES NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACYURES. SHE ONLY OWNS MY DAD AND MY MOM AND GRANDPARENTS AND MY MOM'S FRIEND AND SISTER.
It took Mitsuda at least eight hours to get the baby out. Lying in her arms was a tiny baby boy, fast asleep. He had untidy brown hair, like his mother and father. He also had his father's eyes, which were a greenish blue. The most mysterious thing however, were three red stars tattooed under the boys left cheek, in a link.
Mitsuda was slightly worried. How could she ever manage without a husband to support her? She never told her parents; they'd never let her keep him. She wanted to keep him.
Wait, it was her child, why shouldn't she be able to keep him?
"Are you sure you don't want to put him up for adoption?" A doctor asked," I know an agency right up the way and…"
"He's my son and he's staying with me." Mistuda replied, making her final answer.
She looked down at her son. She knew she had to name him. She thought of Kayrin, but changed her mind. Didn't really like Yusuke, or Raiden.
"Hm, those stars are in a link…yes! That's it! Link! Rinku!" And so, the baby boy was named Rinku.
A/N: I know that was short and it sucked. Oh well, RnR.