Ooooooohhhhhhh...chapter 2! amazing! oh yeah, I OWN NOTHING! If you want the songs from this fic, please say it in your review and I shall direct you to the promised land! I don't own those either. Huzzah!)
(snooty voiceover again) Hello, and welcome back to "A Night Out with the Boston Pops". Our guest performers tonight are from the video game the 'Legend of Zelda'. Let's join them at the concert, already in progress.
(shot to concert hall)
(CG gets his baton back from Zelda as she and Link leave. Much applause.)
CG: And now, hailing from the desert, our next guest kidnappd the princess, and completely decimated the entire world of Hyrule-
(backstage Ganondorf laughs evilly)
Ganondorf: (wipes a tear from his eye) Good times, good times....
CG: -please welcome and bow down to our next guest, Ganondorf Dragmire!
(applause as his evilness, clad in evil cape, enters the stage and gives CG a big evil hug as the orchestra plays a minor variation of "Gerudo Valley" A/N: minors of anything makes the piece sound scary!)
Ganondorf: You know that the girls and I -
CG: You mean the Gerudos, the desert theives-
Ganondorf: DON"T INTERRUPT ME, MORTAL!!
(lightning crashes over the stage)
CG: Sorry!
Ganondorf: As I was saying, the gals and I have been working on a little number for you. (calls out) Gerudos! Fall in!
(without warning...besides that last comment...Gerudos repel in from above the stage. All of them are wearing black harem pants and matching silver jewelry that looks nothing like the jewelry that was stolen from that old lady who's tied up in the broom closet. Anyway, they have suspicious violin cases on their backs and points them threateningly at the string section who run and sceam)
Audience: GASP!
(The Gerudos then take the newly open seats, open their cases-
Audience: GASP! AGAIN!
(and get out their violins. what were expecting?!)
CG: (sigh of relief) Well, here's the Gerudos playing "Gerudo Valley"
(Ganondorf takes out of his cape pocket a baton made of bone)
Audience: OO;
(They play "Gerudo Valley")
(As they play, Ganondorf starts using his powers to levitate above the podium and conducts the girls in the air)
(Offstage, Link grits his teeth with his hand clutched on the hilt of his sword, ready to attack)
Mysterious author-like voice: Suddenly!
(Ganondorf lets off a huge fireball!)
(Link runs out sword drawn high)
Audience: Oooooo....awwwww....
(Link blinks)
Link: Fireworks?
Ganondorf: Yep! Now get of the stage! I didn't blow anything up during your number!
Link: Oh. Sorry. (turns to audience) Sorry. (walks offstage)
(They finish the song! Applause all around)
(The Gerudos pack up their violins, cellos, violas, wallets left on the stands, bow, and leave as bunches of fanboys cry in the audience)
Fanboys: WAAA!! ENCORE!!
(Ganondorf sinks back to the ground and takes an evil bow! CG reluctantly shakes his hand)
Ganondorf: But wait! I have one more piece to perform!
Ganondorf 'shippers in Audience: (in trance-like chanting) PLEASE PLAY ANOTHER SONG, LORD OVER ALL THAT IS CRUEL AND EVIL....
Ganondorf: (eyes stop glowing red for some odd reason) Well, if you insist...
Mysterious author-like voice: BOOM!
(Pit Master crashes cymbals)
(Ganondorf holds up (Bum bum bummmmmmm....dramatic reverb) An evil electric guitar!)
Ganondorf: Let's jam! (hits a chord..and sings oO)
Link, had come to town!
Come to save the Princess Zelda!
Ganon took her away!
Now the children don't play!
(Link runs in)
Link: But they will when Link saves the day!
Link 'shippers in Audience: HALLELUIAH!
(Zelda slides out onher knees)
Zelda: Link, fill up your hearts!
So you can shoot your sword with power!
(Hoisted up on a wire and "flies" around over orchestra)
And if you're feeling low down,
The Fairy will come around!
So you'll be brave and not a sissy coward!
Mysterious author-like voice: Suddenly!
(Right in the middle of this rock song, a strong -and dare I say- bish? - harp chord rings out, silencing everything on stage)
(CG turns and looks)
CG: Oh no. (looks at the large Sheik worshipping population in the audience)
Sheik 'shippers: (massive nosebleed and girly sqeals o' delight)
(Sheik sits at the abandoned harp on the rather feminine platform)
Sheik: (In his sexy shiekah voice) I thought I would regale these wonderful patrons of the arts with a lovely rococo sonata. (strums on the harp)
Sheik 'shippers: I have no idea what he just said, but it sounded pretty! (Massive sigh)
(Sheik plays some tune that which the likes of we mortals have never heard, so just imagine something preeettttty here. Y'know, that music that plays in dreams where Sheik comes and carries you away to his....yeah, that music ((massive author sigh)).)
(All the girls listen raptly and faint halfway through)
Fangirls: ........(drool)........
Fanboys: ........grrrrrrr........
Author: Must...stay..awake...Must finish... (sighs) fanfic....
(Sheik finishes 15 mintues later)
(CG who was sleeping on his stand wakes up and splashes water on his face)
CG: I'd like to thank our guests who could make it here. Link, Princess Zelda, Sheik, Lord Ganondorf and the Gerudos of the desert.
(Applause as the characters join the orchestra onstage)
(shot off audience standing ovation! yay!)
(Shot back to stage. Zelda gets flowers from the lead trumpet player and a kiss. Link gets a bottle of champagne from his new buddy, the Pit Master! Ganondorf receives a head in a stick (and cries a little). Sheik stands to leave and is immediately mobbed by fangirls!)
Sheik: ACK!
(And during the attack to the poor Sheikah, the Gerudo steal everything not nailed down)
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THE END!!!
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(snooty voiceover again) Hello, and welcome back to "A Night Out with the Boston Pops". Our guest performers tonight are from the video game the 'Legend of Zelda'. Let's join them at the concert, already in progress.
(shot to concert hall)
(CG gets his baton back from Zelda as she and Link leave. Much applause.)
CG: And now, hailing from the desert, our next guest kidnappd the princess, and completely decimated the entire world of Hyrule-
(backstage Ganondorf laughs evilly)
Ganondorf: (wipes a tear from his eye) Good times, good times....
CG: -please welcome and bow down to our next guest, Ganondorf Dragmire!
(applause as his evilness, clad in evil cape, enters the stage and gives CG a big evil hug as the orchestra plays a minor variation of "Gerudo Valley" A/N: minors of anything makes the piece sound scary!)
Ganondorf: You know that the girls and I -
CG: You mean the Gerudos, the desert theives-
Ganondorf: DON"T INTERRUPT ME, MORTAL!!
(lightning crashes over the stage)
CG: Sorry!
Ganondorf: As I was saying, the gals and I have been working on a little number for you. (calls out) Gerudos! Fall in!
(without warning...besides that last comment...Gerudos repel in from above the stage. All of them are wearing black harem pants and matching silver jewelry that looks nothing like the jewelry that was stolen from that old lady who's tied up in the broom closet. Anyway, they have suspicious violin cases on their backs and points them threateningly at the string section who run and sceam)
Audience: GASP!
(The Gerudos then take the newly open seats, open their cases-
Audience: GASP! AGAIN!
(and get out their violins. what were expecting?!)
CG: (sigh of relief) Well, here's the Gerudos playing "Gerudo Valley"
(Ganondorf takes out of his cape pocket a baton made of bone)
Audience: OO;
(They play "Gerudo Valley")
(As they play, Ganondorf starts using his powers to levitate above the podium and conducts the girls in the air)
(Offstage, Link grits his teeth with his hand clutched on the hilt of his sword, ready to attack)
Mysterious author-like voice: Suddenly!
(Ganondorf lets off a huge fireball!)
(Link runs out sword drawn high)
Audience: Oooooo....awwwww....
(Link blinks)
Link: Fireworks?
Ganondorf: Yep! Now get of the stage! I didn't blow anything up during your number!
Link: Oh. Sorry. (turns to audience) Sorry. (walks offstage)
(They finish the song! Applause all around)
(The Gerudos pack up their violins, cellos, violas, wallets left on the stands, bow, and leave as bunches of fanboys cry in the audience)
Fanboys: WAAA!! ENCORE!!
(Ganondorf sinks back to the ground and takes an evil bow! CG reluctantly shakes his hand)
Ganondorf: But wait! I have one more piece to perform!
Ganondorf 'shippers in Audience: (in trance-like chanting) PLEASE PLAY ANOTHER SONG, LORD OVER ALL THAT IS CRUEL AND EVIL....
Ganondorf: (eyes stop glowing red for some odd reason) Well, if you insist...
Mysterious author-like voice: BOOM!
(Pit Master crashes cymbals)
(Ganondorf holds up (Bum bum bummmmmmm....dramatic reverb) An evil electric guitar!)
Ganondorf: Let's jam! (hits a chord..and sings oO)
Link, had come to town!
Come to save the Princess Zelda!
Ganon took her away!
Now the children don't play!
(Link runs in)
Link: But they will when Link saves the day!
Link 'shippers in Audience: HALLELUIAH!
(Zelda slides out onher knees)
Zelda: Link, fill up your hearts!
So you can shoot your sword with power!
(Hoisted up on a wire and "flies" around over orchestra)
And if you're feeling low down,
The Fairy will come around!
So you'll be brave and not a sissy coward!
Mysterious author-like voice: Suddenly!
(Right in the middle of this rock song, a strong -and dare I say- bish? - harp chord rings out, silencing everything on stage)
(CG turns and looks)
CG: Oh no. (looks at the large Sheik worshipping population in the audience)
Sheik 'shippers: (massive nosebleed and girly sqeals o' delight)
(Sheik sits at the abandoned harp on the rather feminine platform)
Sheik: (In his sexy shiekah voice) I thought I would regale these wonderful patrons of the arts with a lovely rococo sonata. (strums on the harp)
Sheik 'shippers: I have no idea what he just said, but it sounded pretty! (Massive sigh)
(Sheik plays some tune that which the likes of we mortals have never heard, so just imagine something preeettttty here. Y'know, that music that plays in dreams where Sheik comes and carries you away to his....yeah, that music ((massive author sigh)).)
(All the girls listen raptly and faint halfway through)
Fangirls: ........(drool)........
Fanboys: ........grrrrrrr........
Author: Must...stay..awake...Must finish... (sighs) fanfic....
(Sheik finishes 15 mintues later)
(CG who was sleeping on his stand wakes up and splashes water on his face)
CG: I'd like to thank our guests who could make it here. Link, Princess Zelda, Sheik, Lord Ganondorf and the Gerudos of the desert.
(Applause as the characters join the orchestra onstage)
(shot off audience standing ovation! yay!)
(Shot back to stage. Zelda gets flowers from the lead trumpet player and a kiss. Link gets a bottle of champagne from his new buddy, the Pit Master! Ganondorf receives a head in a stick (and cries a little). Sheik stands to leave and is immediately mobbed by fangirls!)
Sheik: ACK!
(And during the attack to the poor Sheikah, the Gerudo steal everything not nailed down)
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THE END!!!
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