Request fic for YumeTakato. My first, and hopefully last Gender Bender.

Still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

If you catch me slipping, and saying "he, his, him" or whatever with Jonouchi, please tell me so I can fix it XP.

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Jonouchi came home and sighed, flopping down on her bed.

She took off her shirt, to review some course cloth wrapped around her chest, then untied them.

She rubbed her breasts, which weren't too big at all, and threw on an old, baggy tee-shirt. She then laid down on her bed, and picked up the phone.

"Hello?" A young girl on the other end answered.

"Hey Shizuka," Jonouchi replied with a grin.

"Oh, hi Niichan," Shizuka said hesitantly.

"Something the matter?" Jonouchi asked cautiously. She never did like it much when her sister sounded like that.

"Not really," she answered slowly.

Jonouchi bit her lip before grinning, and plowing right ahead. "Great! Are we still going to the hot-springs this weekend?"

There was a long pause. A silence in which Jonouchi's grin faded into a weak smile, and her heart began to beat heavily.

"Well, about that..." and Jonouchi's heart stopped. "Mom doesn't think it's such a great idea. I have an English test coming up, and it's not one of my strong subjects, and she wants me to study..."

Jonouchi had stopped listening after the first word. It was always the same.

"Mom doesn't think..."

"Mom wants me to..."

"Mom says..."

"Can't you talk to her?" Jonouchi asked.

"I've already –"

"Please Shizu? I've been saving up from months. It's been four months since I last say you. I already got everything paid for, and –"

"Katsuya," Shiuka interrupted quickly. "I'm sorry," she said. "I just ... maybe we could hang out next week?" She asked hopefully.

"Yeah, maybe," Jonouchi answered, defeated, before hanging up the phone.

She sighed, closing her eyes, and placing her hands on her forehead. "Maybe pigs will be flying by then, too."

Her hand felt about, before it fell onto her phone. It stopped there, until it rang again, and that's when she opened her eyes. "Hello?" she answered when she picked it up.

"Hey Jonouchi," Honda said on the other end.

"Hey..." Jonouchi said tiredly.

"Something the matter?" Honda asked.

"I just – you know how Shizuka and I were suppose to go to the hot-springs today?"

"Oh... she couldn't come, huh?" Honda asked, understanding nearly right away.

"Yeah. And I already paid for her and everything..." Jonouchi sighed.

"You could take me you know." Jonouchi could picture Honda on the other end, grinning like a mad-man.

"You'd have to pay for yourself," Jonouchi snapped.

"But... I thought you already paid..."

"HONDA!" Jonouchi yelled into the receiver.

"Fine, fine, I'll pay you back," Honda sighed on the other end.

"You better. Why do you wanna come anyways? Shizuka's not going to be there."

"Hey. I haven't forgotten about you, just because your sister's hot."

"HONDA!!"

"Fine. She's ugly."

"You're pushing your luck buddy!"

"What do you want me to say?" Honda grinned. He loved this. He and Jonouchi did it all the time.

"Just shut up about my sister. You can't have her, and you know it. Are you going to come or not?" Jonouchi said, a very small smile playing across her lips.

"Yeah, fine. I'll come."

"Great, pack your bags and come pick me up." Jonouchi smiled.

"Why do I have to pick you up?" Honda smirked.

"Because I trashed my bike last week, and haven't gotten around to fixing it. You know that."

"I know," Honda grinned. "I'll be there in an hour, okay?"

"See you then," Jonouchi smiled as well, before hanging up the phone, and going to pack her things.

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Yeah. Please R&R. Constructive Criticism welcome. Flames will be understood, but still mocked.