Run away with my heart

By:shantilah

Disclaimer: I don't own salior moon and I probably never will unless the owners will sell it for $2.07 which is my life savings. But for some reason, I highly doubt this.

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Chapter two:The day hell froze over, pigs flew, the world ended and Usagi woke up early

It's 6:00 am and Tsukino Usagi was snoring away, dreaming pleasant dreams. Mamoru was standing outside her window, trying to hit it with a pebble. But he didn't realise the window was open and our slumbering heroine was rudely awoken by a wayward pebble.

"OWWWWWW!!!!!!!" She screeched "What the hell was that for?"

"Sorry, I was trying to wake you up." Mamoru apologized.

"Why can't you ring the doorbell like a normal person?'' Usagi muttered as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"No WAY, Mootoki-kun told me about the time your father chased him with his gardening tools when he came over to return the book you left at the archade. I'm not gonna take any chances."

"Alright I'll be down in a minute"

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"Where are we going?" Usagi asked as they began jogging away from her house.

"The park, it's very pretty at sunrise." Mamoru called from ahead of her. Usagi was already lagging behind.

"Cold too!" She grumbled. "Hey slow down!"

"No way, catch me if you can ODANGO-USAGI!

Usagi started running faster and faster, chasing Mamoru through the park and around the lake.The sun was rising and everything DID look pretty no, BEAUTIFUL. Usa was staring at the sky, totally distracted by the beauty before her and did not notice the rock that was in her path. she slipped on it and fell backwards,screeching, and bracing herself for the crash....

Which never came. She was caught in mid-air by Mamoru.

"Jeez, I leave you alone for a few minutes and this is what happens?" he smirked.

"Shut -UP! anyway where WERE you? I though we were supposed to be running together."

"I was right behind you because I stopped to tie my shoe-lace. Actually," he said, brushing a hair out of her face, " I didn't expect you to keep up for as long as you did. I'm impressed."

Usagi was feeling weird, maybe it was being held in his arms or just the almost tender way he brushed her hair out of her face. Either way it was just downright... disturbing.

"Well-uh you can put me DOWN now!"

"Okay" Mamrou said, dropping her onto the ground.

"I DIDN'T SAY TO DROP ME!" Usagi screeched. "You obviously don't know how to treat a woman!"

"We should get going now if we wanna get to school at all"

"I can't move." she moaned

"Suit yourself." Mamoru called as he walked off.

"WAIT UP YOU IDIOT!!!" Usagi yelled, running after him.

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They jogged over to Mamoru's apartment. Usagi showered and changed into her school uniform. When she was finished Mamoru-kun was in the kitchen eating dunkin doughnuts. Usagi grabbs one and startes eating, by the time they are finshed it was 7:45am.

" Oh no! I'm gonna be so late and its all your FAAAAAAAAULT!" usagi-chan wailed.

"Relax Usagi, Do you want a ride?"

"SURE.!"



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"Whats wrong NOW?" Mamoru asked

"When you asked if I wanted a ride, I didn't think you meant on THAT!" She said, pointing to his motorbike.

"AW, is widdle Usa-chan scared of big bad Mamoru's big bad motorbike?" Mamoru teased.

"NO! It's just....OH, WHATEVER!"

"Whatever, whatever" Mamoru mimced

"Don't make fun of me!"

"Don't make fun of me!"

"UGGGGGGG!"

"UGGGGGGG!"

"You're so immature." Usagi rolled her eyes and jumped onto the back of the motorbike, wrapping her arms around his waist.

"Don't forget your helmet."

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"OH MY GOSH!"

"......?"

"I've never been to school EARLY before!" Usagi explained as she jumped down from his motorcycle. Several people were staring and thinking, who is that girl? Why is SHE arriving with such a hottie? Ami, Makoto and Minako were sitting on the steps with wide eyes and open mouths.

"Is that Usagi-chan?"

"No its not, its mathamatically impossible for her to arrive to school ontime. Ive calclated it."

''Then why is she here?"

"I don't know okay!!! I DON"T HAFTA KNOW EVERYTHING OKAY!!"

"OH my gosh..... Usagi-chan early... Ami-chan not knowing something. This can only mean one thing.... Hell has frozen over, the world is ending and we're all gonna DIE!!!!!!

"Chill out Minako."

"DON"T TELL ME TO CH-"

"HEY GUYS!" Usagi approached her friends. "Lovely morning, isn't it?"

~BRIIIING~

"OOps, thats the bell, see you guys at class."

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"Sasaki?"

"here"

"Takura?"

"here"

"Tsukino? Nah, she wouldn't be-"

"HERE" Haruna-san nearly faints.

"Tsukino....on time.....too much ... shock....can't ...believe..."

After she had recovered somewhat from the shock she collected the homework. Seeing Usagi hand in her perfect homework (thanks to Mamoru-kun's help) she called her to the board.

"Miss Tsukino, I have told you before not to copy miss Mizuno's work." She said angrily. "and Miss Mizuno, I thought you were too responsible to let her copy off of you."

"But I did it myself."

"Yeah and pigs can fly. I can give you detention for this. AND CALL YOUR MOTHER!"

At that precise moment a live pig came flying through thier window.

(authoress: GET OUT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC FICTION!! *Pig flys back out the window** okay now back to the story)

Usagi said nothing but a lone tear trickled down her cheek. It didn't matter if she tried harder... noone believed her anyway...

Haruna stopped yelling and noticed the look on usagi's face Maybe the brat's telling the truth after all....

"All right, you won't be punished if you can prove you did it.But if you can't it's straight to the dean for you missy!" She relented

So Usagi explained one of the more difficult homework problems for the class, drawing litle diagrams and even answering questions from the class. Mrs. Haruna was so impressed (and guilty) she gave Usagi extra credit.

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Usagi skipped home from an evening of studying and gaming at Mamoru-kuns house. She walked into the house, grabbed a snack from the kitchen and settled on the dinner table to finish her homework....

And thats where her mother found her. Ikuko blinked several times, pinched herself and then ran and pinched her husband.

"OWWW! honey, what was that for?" Kenji complained, reluctantly turning from his pay-per-view sports game.

"Okay, I'm not dreaming." Ikuko smiled dragging her husband from his favorite chair."Go look at our daughter."

Kenji's jaw practically dropped to the floor at the sight of usagi dutifully finishing her geometry.

" Usagi-kins are you allright?" Kenji asked ultra-concerned."You havent been using mary-wanni or whatever that thing teens have been getting into are you?"

"NO daddy!" Usagi moaned closing her book. "anyway I'm done now, so when is dinnertime?"

"Well she SOUNDS like our daughter at least." Kenji said putting her palm to her forehead."Usa-chan are you sure you dont feel sick?"

"NO! Whats wrong with me doing all my homework?"

"Ma, dad, should I call 911?" Shingo asked with the phone to his ear.

"NO you little BRAT!" Usagi said chasing her brother around the dining room.

"No Shingo, that won't be nessacary. I thin-" kenji looked down and saw that his wife had fainted.The shock had been too much for her.



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