2nd Year

"Potter!" a small girl, with bright green hair that surprisingly was the same shade of her emerald green eyes, screamed, extremely loudly for her tiny stature, into the gold and scarlet colored common room. "You-! You-! You Butthead!"

"Aww, Doofus. I didn't know I meant that much to you. Butthead is such a wondrous form of endearment." A gangly boy with onyx hair and bright hazel eyes grinned up at the girl.

"Hey James! One could actually think you like that girl!" spoke up a boy with black hair and dark eyes, which just happened to be named Sirius Black.

"Ewww! Gross! But- but-! She's a girl!" he replied, completely disgusted.

"Gee thanks, Potter," Lily stated dryly, "I am so glad you've noticed." Lily glared at James and he ran out of the common room, Lily right on his tail.
7th Year

"Potter!" a small young woman, with dark red hair and bright green eyes, yelled into the gold and scarlet colored common room. "You Butthead!" she managed to yell before being tackled onto the plushy couch in front of the fire place by a gangly boy with the same onyx hair and bright hazel eyes.

"Aww, Doofus, I didn't know I meant that much to you." James Potter cooed while tickling Lily as she giggled beneath him.

"You know, if you keep going on like that one could think that you like me." She managed to laugh out.

"Gross! You're a girl!" he kept tickling her, his eyes glimmering with laughter.

"Thanks for noticing, Potter," she replied in an uneven voice, not able to take a full breath as James's tickling wouldn't stop.

"Anytime," he replied as he finally stopped tickling her and pointedly looked her up and down. "I am glad I can enjoy something that you appreciate too."

"You perverse, egotistical male," Lily teased.

"You forgot handsome, charming, adorable, irresistible, cute, sexy, lust worthy, lovable, caring, level-headed-"he continued rambling.

"Oh do shut up, Potter," Lily complained.

"Make me," he challenged, looking straight into her eyes.

"Fine," she replied, kissing him lightly, one arm playing with the hair on the nape of his neck and the other stroking the top of his ear.

James pulled her into another kiss, trying to make it last longer, but Lily pulled away every few seconds to continue their conversation.

"James," she moaned, "do you know how cliché this is?" she asked between kisses. She kept pulling away to continue and James desperately wanted to kiss her for a few more seconds before she pulled away again, so he wrapped the arm that was around her waist to the back of her head, holding her lips to his a little longer. James then pulled away, satisfied.

"You know that with you I don't really care," he answered between her kisses.

"Okay, you know how cliche that was?" James just chuckled.

"You know that we always talk between kisses?" he countered.

"Yes?..." Lily answered, somewhat confused.

"So let's find a good topic then, eh?" James asked. He then pulled her lips back to his and kept them there, their kisses lasting longer now, but between each kiss their conversation kept going, and Lily beat him, three to two, out of the five arguments they had had.

Over the years, they never stopped talking, never stopped arguing, but their hexes were always full of their love for one another. Even for the Butthead and the Doofus.
WOOHOO! That was lots of fun to write, but sorry it's so short and that the ending sucks. I am writing this off boredom and no sleep, but oh well. You know the drill, just read and review! Love you all!

Love,

Eryn Michelle