Knuckles and Rouge had found all the emerald pieces. They had split up and looked in the places that they had previous looked from former "Accidents"...

Shadow: What accidents? Sakura: You know what accidents, shadow!

...like Pumpkin hill, Dry lagoon, and speed highway. They went back up to angel Island and restored the pieces. Little did they know that hidden behind a bush...

Amy: George Bush? Sakura: No, you idiot! And how did you get here? Amy: Saddam Hussein? Sakura: Baka!

...were Me, Sonic, Shadow, and Eggman!

"Rouge..." Knuckles stammered. "Th-thank you." "Knuckles, is something wrong?" asked Rouge "Wh-why do you a-ask?" "Because I care about you Knuckles. I don't want anything to happen to you," Rouge said. "You do...care?" asked Knuckles. "Yes." Knuckles knew it was the right time. "Uh, Rouge. I have something to tell you. I should have told you a long time ago." "Yes," Rouge replied, hoping that he would say what she wanted him to say. "I-I love you Rouge," he slowly said. That was what Rouge wanted him to say. "I do too." "I just don't understand. What is this feeling?" Asked Eggman. "It's something you wouldn't understand," I replied. "It's love."

Amy: Osama bin Laden? Sakura: NO YOU BAKA!

Knuckles kissed Rouge...

Amy: Nuclear weapons? Sakura: NO!

And

Amy: Bombs? Sakura: NO

They

Amy: Guns? Sakura: NO!

Were

Amy: Blood? Sakura: NO!

Happy

Amy: Beer? Sakura: NO! AMY, GET OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOT!

THE

Amy: Illegal drugs? Sakura: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE! Kicks Amy out the door

END

Amy: The "F" word? Sakura: THE STORY'S OVER!

The real end!