Summary: Crossover of Skies of Arcadia and Harry Potter, where Vyse and the gang get "magically" transported into Hogwarts! A very bold (and insane) attempt at trying to be funny, but hey, I think it's worth a shot.
Disclaimer: I do not own the following: Hogwarts or any other related item/name with Hogwarts in the title. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, the other Weasley's, and all the other students and professers we all know and love.(I lost OOTP so I can't refer to things :( ) Vyse, Aika, Fina(and Cupil), Gilder(and Willy), Enrique(and Moegi), Drachma (cuz he's too cool to die) and Ramirez (another guy that should have lived a normal life but died at the end of the game, which, sadly, I lost the Gamecube disc to so I can't refresh my memory. Why am I always losing things?). a brief mention of the crew and Valua. Don't forget Clara.
Chapter One: Day one
Near Horteka, on a ship
Vyse's head nodded in exhaustion, and he momentarily shifted his gaze to Aika, who was leaning against the wooden wall of the bridge, also about to nod off; and Fina, who was kneeling next to Cupil to coax him away from the very interesting knothole that everyone on the bridge had to look at at least once an hour. He chuckled and turned his focus back onto the helm, at which he kicked Lawrence("Hey!") out of the way so he could fly.
A grunt was heard at the back of the bridge, where Drachma was oiling his mechanical arm and flexing his arm threateningly to Willy, who kept trying to find a good place on him to relieve himself. Gilder hummed nonchalantly and twiddled his thumbs while Enrique, not married yet but engaged to Moegi, looked at the knothole longingly. Vyse became jealous and wanted to see the knothole.
All of a sudden, Aika jerked her head and casually picked up her boomerang and sauntered over to the door to the deck. Everyone stared at her, with the exception of Vyse, who had to work hard to avoid killing wild Loopers("Damn! I could've done it this time...")and had also noticed the absence of noise in the bridge. Gilder tapped him on the shoulder.
"Eh, Captain? There are Black Pirates tailgating us. I won't ask how you didn't notice them, but we should probably all go to the deck to rid ourselves of them."
Vyse nearly choked. "But it will take all my strength away! We need to get to Yafutoma, and all these trees are making me lost!"
"Vyse, we'll have to deal with it," Fina gathereed up a resisting Cupil("CU!") and stard at the door. "Daigo isn't meeting with us for two weeks."
Vyse sighed, picked up his cutlass, flicked a switch that read an red blaring letters "AUTOPILOT", and kicked open the deck door. "Let's get this over with! Hya!" He ran onto the deck, followed by Aika with her boomerang, Fina with Cupil, Drachma with his extremely-polished-and-oiled-meachanical arm, Gilder with Willy and his gun, and Enrique with his rapier, who took one last look at the knothole.
Vyse smirked at the Pirate, his "friend", Baltor. "So, long time no see."
Baltor thought extremely fast(5 seconds)and sneered with a comeback: "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Bring it on...Pal!"
Vyse crouched down into attack position, and as Baltor did the same, he snapped orders at his friends. "Aika, since you 're the fastest, start us off with an Omega Psyclone. Fina, defend yourself and focus; Gilder, straight-" When he noticed no one was following his orders, he gritted his teeth and looked behind him, where the others had found an even more interesting knothole("Is that even possible?" he muttered.), to which Baltor's crew were trying to get a peak at. He swung his head back around and stared at Baltor.
Baltor stared back.
A tumbleweed rolled across the deck.
Vyse flung his arm out, "Behold!" and flung his cutlass at Baltor, leaping after it and slashing him with his other cutlass, yelling, "Pirate's Wrath!"
Except it wasn't Baltor he hit.
It was a small teenage boy on a broomstick.
Before, at Hogwarts
"Watch your footing, Miss Granger!" Professer McGonnagal reprimanded the Head Girl as she sped toward the Quidditch Pitch, frantically whispering "Imlateimlateimlateimlate."
Outside, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter were striding toward Gryffindor's side of the pitch, wearing their Quidditch robes, along with some extremely nervous third and fourth years("What if I miss the Bludger? I was never really that good with baseball!")and Ginny and, shaking the hand of Draco Malfoy, the captain of the Slytherin team, Harry mounted his broom and awaited Madam Hooch's whistle.
"WHOOT!"
Harry kicked off, watched Morea and Milly Foster, twins(are there ever any non twin Beaters?) in their third year, soar into the air with their clubs in a sweaty grip; Ron, rise to the golden hoops as Keeper; Ginny with her friends Kellie Neilson and Sam Vargas as Chasers; and felt extremely proud of his team. Madame Hooch chucked the Quaffle into the air, which was caught by Kellie, and a wave of green and scarlet tore after her.
Harry soared away from them, gave a thumbs up to Ron, and noticed a small figure making it's way to the stadium("About tiime, Hermione." he muttered"). Malfoy was on the other end of the pitch, throwing his gaze on every single square centimetre(Remember: It's England, not the US!) to see the golden shimmer of THE SNITCH!
Harry barely heard Nevilles cry of anguish(since Lee Jordan had graduated) as a Bludger brutally slammmed into Morea, a sickening snap echoing throughout the stands.
Below, Hermione rushed up to where Hagrid had saved a seat for her, and after a quick explanation("Professer Vector's homework had me exhausted!") focuses on the game.
Suddenly, everyone yelled, "THE SNITCH!" and both Seekers dove toward Hermione, who shrieked as she noticed THE SNITCH right in front of her nose. She couldn't decide which frightened her more, seeing THE SNITCH up close, having both Seekers ripping their way in the air toward her nose, or the fact the she hadn't gotten her Arithmancy homework done.
THE SNITCH froze, as if sensing the tension, and Hermione flung her arms over her head just as-
"PIRATE's WRATH!!"
-a young teenager in a blue tunic created more scars on Mister Potter's face, just as he appeared in a blinding flash of light, just as Harry's fist closed around THE SNITCH.
AN: I sincerely hope this is okay, because I told my mom I was writing which she likes me doing because it's creative, but i am really supposed to be doing my homework....she no have to know, you know? Maybe 5 reviews before next chapter? Thanks! KTL
Disclaimer: I do not own the following: Hogwarts or any other related item/name with Hogwarts in the title. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, the other Weasley's, and all the other students and professers we all know and love.(I lost OOTP so I can't refer to things :( ) Vyse, Aika, Fina(and Cupil), Gilder(and Willy), Enrique(and Moegi), Drachma (cuz he's too cool to die) and Ramirez (another guy that should have lived a normal life but died at the end of the game, which, sadly, I lost the Gamecube disc to so I can't refresh my memory. Why am I always losing things?). a brief mention of the crew and Valua. Don't forget Clara.
Chapter One: Day one
Near Horteka, on a ship
Vyse's head nodded in exhaustion, and he momentarily shifted his gaze to Aika, who was leaning against the wooden wall of the bridge, also about to nod off; and Fina, who was kneeling next to Cupil to coax him away from the very interesting knothole that everyone on the bridge had to look at at least once an hour. He chuckled and turned his focus back onto the helm, at which he kicked Lawrence("Hey!") out of the way so he could fly.
A grunt was heard at the back of the bridge, where Drachma was oiling his mechanical arm and flexing his arm threateningly to Willy, who kept trying to find a good place on him to relieve himself. Gilder hummed nonchalantly and twiddled his thumbs while Enrique, not married yet but engaged to Moegi, looked at the knothole longingly. Vyse became jealous and wanted to see the knothole.
All of a sudden, Aika jerked her head and casually picked up her boomerang and sauntered over to the door to the deck. Everyone stared at her, with the exception of Vyse, who had to work hard to avoid killing wild Loopers("Damn! I could've done it this time...")and had also noticed the absence of noise in the bridge. Gilder tapped him on the shoulder.
"Eh, Captain? There are Black Pirates tailgating us. I won't ask how you didn't notice them, but we should probably all go to the deck to rid ourselves of them."
Vyse nearly choked. "But it will take all my strength away! We need to get to Yafutoma, and all these trees are making me lost!"
"Vyse, we'll have to deal with it," Fina gathereed up a resisting Cupil("CU!") and stard at the door. "Daigo isn't meeting with us for two weeks."
Vyse sighed, picked up his cutlass, flicked a switch that read an red blaring letters "AUTOPILOT", and kicked open the deck door. "Let's get this over with! Hya!" He ran onto the deck, followed by Aika with her boomerang, Fina with Cupil, Drachma with his extremely-polished-and-oiled-meachanical arm, Gilder with Willy and his gun, and Enrique with his rapier, who took one last look at the knothole.
Vyse smirked at the Pirate, his "friend", Baltor. "So, long time no see."
Baltor thought extremely fast(5 seconds)and sneered with a comeback: "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Bring it on...Pal!"
Vyse crouched down into attack position, and as Baltor did the same, he snapped orders at his friends. "Aika, since you 're the fastest, start us off with an Omega Psyclone. Fina, defend yourself and focus; Gilder, straight-" When he noticed no one was following his orders, he gritted his teeth and looked behind him, where the others had found an even more interesting knothole("Is that even possible?" he muttered.), to which Baltor's crew were trying to get a peak at. He swung his head back around and stared at Baltor.
Baltor stared back.
A tumbleweed rolled across the deck.
Vyse flung his arm out, "Behold!" and flung his cutlass at Baltor, leaping after it and slashing him with his other cutlass, yelling, "Pirate's Wrath!"
Except it wasn't Baltor he hit.
It was a small teenage boy on a broomstick.
Before, at Hogwarts
"Watch your footing, Miss Granger!" Professer McGonnagal reprimanded the Head Girl as she sped toward the Quidditch Pitch, frantically whispering "Imlateimlateimlateimlate."
Outside, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter were striding toward Gryffindor's side of the pitch, wearing their Quidditch robes, along with some extremely nervous third and fourth years("What if I miss the Bludger? I was never really that good with baseball!")and Ginny and, shaking the hand of Draco Malfoy, the captain of the Slytherin team, Harry mounted his broom and awaited Madam Hooch's whistle.
"WHOOT!"
Harry kicked off, watched Morea and Milly Foster, twins(are there ever any non twin Beaters?) in their third year, soar into the air with their clubs in a sweaty grip; Ron, rise to the golden hoops as Keeper; Ginny with her friends Kellie Neilson and Sam Vargas as Chasers; and felt extremely proud of his team. Madame Hooch chucked the Quaffle into the air, which was caught by Kellie, and a wave of green and scarlet tore after her.
Harry soared away from them, gave a thumbs up to Ron, and noticed a small figure making it's way to the stadium("About tiime, Hermione." he muttered"). Malfoy was on the other end of the pitch, throwing his gaze on every single square centimetre(Remember: It's England, not the US!) to see the golden shimmer of THE SNITCH!
Harry barely heard Nevilles cry of anguish(since Lee Jordan had graduated) as a Bludger brutally slammmed into Morea, a sickening snap echoing throughout the stands.
Below, Hermione rushed up to where Hagrid had saved a seat for her, and after a quick explanation("Professer Vector's homework had me exhausted!") focuses on the game.
Suddenly, everyone yelled, "THE SNITCH!" and both Seekers dove toward Hermione, who shrieked as she noticed THE SNITCH right in front of her nose. She couldn't decide which frightened her more, seeing THE SNITCH up close, having both Seekers ripping their way in the air toward her nose, or the fact the she hadn't gotten her Arithmancy homework done.
THE SNITCH froze, as if sensing the tension, and Hermione flung her arms over her head just as-
"PIRATE's WRATH!!"
-a young teenager in a blue tunic created more scars on Mister Potter's face, just as he appeared in a blinding flash of light, just as Harry's fist closed around THE SNITCH.
AN: I sincerely hope this is okay, because I told my mom I was writing which she likes me doing because it's creative, but i am really supposed to be doing my homework....she no have to know, you know? Maybe 5 reviews before next chapter? Thanks! KTL