Excel meets DBZ

Disclaimer: You know it. . .

Author's Note: This is based on a strange dream I had one night, so blame my mind for creating this piece of poodoo, not me!

Introduction: Transport to the DBZ world.

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"Going to see Ilpalazoo-sama, going to see what plans he has in store for Excel and Hyatt-chan." Excel Excel sang rather badly, riding her bike down the street.

"Arwoo?" Menchi, who was sitting in the basket, whined, covering his ears with his paws.

"Going to see Ilpalaz-AHHHHHHHH!" Excel screamed as she hit a bump in the road and flew over the handle bars, landing face first on the concrete.

"Ow." Excel whined, standing up, blood streaming from her nose "What did I hit?" She looked down and saw Hyatt laying on the ground, dead as a doornail.

"Hyatt-chan!" Excel ran over to her and grabbed her shoulders. "Don't die Hyatt-chan!" She shook her shoulders and her eyes fluttered open.

"Oh, Senior Excel." Hyatt said weakly.

"What the big idea dying where I can hit you?" Excel asked angrily.

"Sorry Senior Excel." Hyatt said again and coughed and died again.

"Come on Menchi, let's go." Excel told him, hefting Hyatt onto her shoulders.

"Rowrr." Menchi groaned, climbing out of the wreckage of the bike. Then all of a sudden, the sky turned black and a tornado came down in front of them and sucked them up in it.

"I'm spinning!" Excel yelled as they spun in the darkness of the tornado and got dropped off in front of the Capsule Corps.

"Where is this place?" Excel asked herself, dropping Hyatt, who was still dead, off her shoulders.

"What happened Senior Excel?" Hyatt asked, getting woozily to her feet.

"I don't think we're in City F anymore." Excel told her, looking at the Capsule Corps.

"Hey, who are you?" A blue haired women in a shory red dress carrying a baby asked Excel.

"I'm Excel Excel." Excel said, saluting.

"I'm Hyatt." Hyatt said weakly then fell over onto Excel.

"AHHHHH! Hyatt-chan, don't die on me! Die on the ground!" Excel yelled, pushing Hyatt off her.

Oh my god, should I call an ambulance?" The lady with the baby asked.

"No, she'll be fine in a minute." Excel said airly, nudging Hyatt with her foot. "What's your name? I didn't catch it." Excel added.

"I'm Bulma and this is my baby Trunks." The lady said, smiling.

"Oh, he's so cute." Excel gushed, her eyes getting all big and starry.

"Thanks." Bulma said proudly. "Do you want to come inside?"

"Sure." Excel said, hefting Hyatt back on her shoulders. "Come on Menchi." She said, following Bulma into the Capsule Corps.