Howard: Well if you read my old version of this story and just skipped to
chapter 2 GO BACK AND READ CHAPTER 1!!! I have changed the story around to
make it seem, in my opinion, better. I'll wait...
Are you done yet?
Good!
Now if you don't know who Alice is, you should... She Alice in Wonderland Alice... only this one is based on "American McGee's Alice", one of the better horror shooters around so far... If that didn't make sense it will. Well until "American McGee's Oz" comes out... Well anyway if you want a disclaimer... refer to chapter one...
Lets get started with the fic...
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After a quick introduction of the members of both teams, the manager of Ragnarock came up to the teens that had saved his business. "Thank you! Thank you, for getting rid of those things... if there is anything I can do for you, please let me know!"
Alice smiled at him, "Well, since we didn't get our meals yet... do you think we could have them for free?"
"Um... well the restaurant is kind of... wrecked right now..." said the manager, motioning toward the strewn tables and up ended chairs. "Could you take a rain check?"
"Oh we don't mind about the mess," Alice looked over at Hyde. "Hyde, would you please set up the tables to seat 12 for us?"
Hyde scowled, but went around and started to lift the tables back upright, putting them together to form a long table. "There, any other bloody crap I could do for you?" he said after he was finished.
Alice simply smiled at him, "No..."
"Humph, good, now at least I can sit down and have a smoke while we wait for our food." Hyde reached into his pants pocket and pulled a cheap cigar out. After he bit off one end (and ate it), he lit the cigar and inhaled deeply, then exhaled blowing out a smoke ring. He felt a tapping on his arm... he looked down.
Starfire smiled warmly at her friend, "Um excuse me friend but, smoking, as I hear it is on earth, is not that good for your health. You should not be doing that act."
Hyde smiled too, "You know what also isn't good for your health?" Starfire , still smiling, shook her head 'no'. "To tell someone who could snap your neck without thinking twice about it, what he should or shouldn't do..." said Hyde, still smiling.
Starfire's smile turned into a deadpan look. She quickly backed away from Hyde and hid behind Robin.
Alex scowled at Hyde. "Leave her alone Hyde, she was just worried about your health..."
"I"LL worry about my health..." he replied.
"Enough bickering..." said Alice as she took out a checkerboard tablecloth out of her top hat. "Anybody want some tea while we wait for our food." She then proceeded to pour some of the tea into her cup.
"I'll take some..." said Raven as the group sat down on the table.
"Anyone else..." everyone just politely said no (Well except for Hyde "No way in the bloody world... only wimpy Henry drinks that stuff...")
Alice shrugged and put the teapot on the table. Raven, who just picked up her cup, was about to ask if someone could pass it down when the teapot stood up on metallic legs that unfolded from the bottom, came over to Raven, and started to poor tea into her cup. Raven stared at the thing, then said, "Thank you" as it walked back toward the middle of the table. "Where did you get that thing..." she asked.
"And how did you make that top hat pop out of thin air?" asked Beast Boy.
"Oh, these..." said Alice as she stopped sipping her tea. "These were given to me by a close friend of mine."
"Yeah..." said Cyborg, "Who..."
"Oh, the Mad Hatter..." said Alice simply.
Most of the Teen Titans just looked at her, when Robin leaned over to Alex and asked, "Um, Alex... is Alice, um, alright in the head..."
"No, actually," he stated to him, then said to the rest of the Titans, "she IS the Alice from 'Alice in wonderland..."
"But... um, I don't remember that Alice being that good at killing with a knife..." said Terra.
"Yeah, but that story took place before the fire..." Alice said looking sadly down at her tea...
"Fire? What fire..." asked Terra.
"There was a fire at my home one night, I was the closest to the fire, but I was asleep, adventuring in Wonderland. My friends, though, smelled the fire and woke me up in time for me to get out of the house, but my parents where still in their bedroom. I tried to go back in but then the fire hit the gas main... My... my parents..." Alice started to weep a bit, the memories coming back to her about that horrible night. Alice wiped her eyes, and went into her happy expression again, asking if Raven needed a refill.
The mood was somber for a bit, well it was until the food came. The titans started to warm up to their new friends a bit.
"Hey, Nemo, you related to that one guy, um... didn't he hunt that big whale?" asked Cyborg.
Nemo chuckled, "I believe you are thinking of Captain Ahab, Cyborg, but yes... I am related to Captain Nemo. In fact the base of our team is in the Nautilus... but right now it's needing repairs, we need to find a hotel. Know any?"
"Nemo!" said Mina (who had already told of her story that relates her to Dracula's last victim), "We couldn't intrude on them like that."
"Oh friends! It would be no trouble at all!" said Starfire, "I insist that you take residence at our home until your... um... 'Nautilus' is repaired!"
"Well! I'll drink to that!" said Skinner as he took a drink from his Pepsi, though the portion of the liquid could be seen for a couple more minutes after that.
"Then it is settled you will stay at our abode for as long as needed!" said Starfire, smiling again."
"Oh, bloody joy! We get to spend our wait with miss happy happy joy joy..." muttered Hyde.
"Hey, Edward, could you please tell me how you got so big, I mean the book about the original Hyde said he was about the same size of Henry..."
"Oh, good question! The only one that wasn't stupid tonight." Said Hyde. He continued, "You see this Henry, the great grandson of the original, tried to create a potion that would destroy the side of me, because of the 'wrongs' that he did. He thought if he could get rid of me, he could be a bloody angle and wouldn't be troubled by those mishaps. He only succeeded to make it so that we are separated, While he is in control, I am not present, and when I am in control he is not present. But... Do you want to know what those 'wrongs' where? He stole a book once – more like barrowed and never returned—and, oh yeah, he thought about a girl he liked in an improper way." Hyde then took a drink.
"But if that was his only wrongs, why are you so big?" asked Beast Boy.
"Hmmm!" murmured Hyde as he swallowed, "Good point, excellent point! It's true, when Henry first brought me about; he was a very strong dashing young teen, while I was about the size of a bloody dwarf! But you see, because we cannot be present at the same time, without me Henry has no drives... But without me... I have no restraints..."
Somewhere in Jump City...
"Your robots failed Slade." Said the teen as the last robot in the restaurant was destroyed.
"How was I to know that the Teen Titans were going to eat at the same restaurant that the League was?" replied Slade.
"Never mind, I have some new robots in the works. But for now, I am going to call someone who I believe would love a shot at the Teen Titans and the League..."
A few minutes later...
"You are telling me, that not only is there a Jeckyle and Hyde around, but also a demon, a vampire, a shape shifter, and a alien in this group!" said a young teen onscreen.
The teen working with Slade took a minute to look over the other teen. He was muscular, and looked like he had been in many battles. He had a 5 O' clock shadow as a beard, and wore a black leather trench coat and fedora. "Yes, he replied. They have been terrorizing this city for a long time now. Do you think you can handle it?"
The teen on the screen smiled. "Don't worry, they will be dead in no time. No monster ever escapes the grasp of Van Helsing the 4th."
Are you done yet?
Good!
Now if you don't know who Alice is, you should... She Alice in Wonderland Alice... only this one is based on "American McGee's Alice", one of the better horror shooters around so far... If that didn't make sense it will. Well until "American McGee's Oz" comes out... Well anyway if you want a disclaimer... refer to chapter one...
Lets get started with the fic...
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
After a quick introduction of the members of both teams, the manager of Ragnarock came up to the teens that had saved his business. "Thank you! Thank you, for getting rid of those things... if there is anything I can do for you, please let me know!"
Alice smiled at him, "Well, since we didn't get our meals yet... do you think we could have them for free?"
"Um... well the restaurant is kind of... wrecked right now..." said the manager, motioning toward the strewn tables and up ended chairs. "Could you take a rain check?"
"Oh we don't mind about the mess," Alice looked over at Hyde. "Hyde, would you please set up the tables to seat 12 for us?"
Hyde scowled, but went around and started to lift the tables back upright, putting them together to form a long table. "There, any other bloody crap I could do for you?" he said after he was finished.
Alice simply smiled at him, "No..."
"Humph, good, now at least I can sit down and have a smoke while we wait for our food." Hyde reached into his pants pocket and pulled a cheap cigar out. After he bit off one end (and ate it), he lit the cigar and inhaled deeply, then exhaled blowing out a smoke ring. He felt a tapping on his arm... he looked down.
Starfire smiled warmly at her friend, "Um excuse me friend but, smoking, as I hear it is on earth, is not that good for your health. You should not be doing that act."
Hyde smiled too, "You know what also isn't good for your health?" Starfire , still smiling, shook her head 'no'. "To tell someone who could snap your neck without thinking twice about it, what he should or shouldn't do..." said Hyde, still smiling.
Starfire's smile turned into a deadpan look. She quickly backed away from Hyde and hid behind Robin.
Alex scowled at Hyde. "Leave her alone Hyde, she was just worried about your health..."
"I"LL worry about my health..." he replied.
"Enough bickering..." said Alice as she took out a checkerboard tablecloth out of her top hat. "Anybody want some tea while we wait for our food." She then proceeded to pour some of the tea into her cup.
"I'll take some..." said Raven as the group sat down on the table.
"Anyone else..." everyone just politely said no (Well except for Hyde "No way in the bloody world... only wimpy Henry drinks that stuff...")
Alice shrugged and put the teapot on the table. Raven, who just picked up her cup, was about to ask if someone could pass it down when the teapot stood up on metallic legs that unfolded from the bottom, came over to Raven, and started to poor tea into her cup. Raven stared at the thing, then said, "Thank you" as it walked back toward the middle of the table. "Where did you get that thing..." she asked.
"And how did you make that top hat pop out of thin air?" asked Beast Boy.
"Oh, these..." said Alice as she stopped sipping her tea. "These were given to me by a close friend of mine."
"Yeah..." said Cyborg, "Who..."
"Oh, the Mad Hatter..." said Alice simply.
Most of the Teen Titans just looked at her, when Robin leaned over to Alex and asked, "Um, Alex... is Alice, um, alright in the head..."
"No, actually," he stated to him, then said to the rest of the Titans, "she IS the Alice from 'Alice in wonderland..."
"But... um, I don't remember that Alice being that good at killing with a knife..." said Terra.
"Yeah, but that story took place before the fire..." Alice said looking sadly down at her tea...
"Fire? What fire..." asked Terra.
"There was a fire at my home one night, I was the closest to the fire, but I was asleep, adventuring in Wonderland. My friends, though, smelled the fire and woke me up in time for me to get out of the house, but my parents where still in their bedroom. I tried to go back in but then the fire hit the gas main... My... my parents..." Alice started to weep a bit, the memories coming back to her about that horrible night. Alice wiped her eyes, and went into her happy expression again, asking if Raven needed a refill.
The mood was somber for a bit, well it was until the food came. The titans started to warm up to their new friends a bit.
"Hey, Nemo, you related to that one guy, um... didn't he hunt that big whale?" asked Cyborg.
Nemo chuckled, "I believe you are thinking of Captain Ahab, Cyborg, but yes... I am related to Captain Nemo. In fact the base of our team is in the Nautilus... but right now it's needing repairs, we need to find a hotel. Know any?"
"Nemo!" said Mina (who had already told of her story that relates her to Dracula's last victim), "We couldn't intrude on them like that."
"Oh friends! It would be no trouble at all!" said Starfire, "I insist that you take residence at our home until your... um... 'Nautilus' is repaired!"
"Well! I'll drink to that!" said Skinner as he took a drink from his Pepsi, though the portion of the liquid could be seen for a couple more minutes after that.
"Then it is settled you will stay at our abode for as long as needed!" said Starfire, smiling again."
"Oh, bloody joy! We get to spend our wait with miss happy happy joy joy..." muttered Hyde.
"Hey, Edward, could you please tell me how you got so big, I mean the book about the original Hyde said he was about the same size of Henry..."
"Oh, good question! The only one that wasn't stupid tonight." Said Hyde. He continued, "You see this Henry, the great grandson of the original, tried to create a potion that would destroy the side of me, because of the 'wrongs' that he did. He thought if he could get rid of me, he could be a bloody angle and wouldn't be troubled by those mishaps. He only succeeded to make it so that we are separated, While he is in control, I am not present, and when I am in control he is not present. But... Do you want to know what those 'wrongs' where? He stole a book once – more like barrowed and never returned—and, oh yeah, he thought about a girl he liked in an improper way." Hyde then took a drink.
"But if that was his only wrongs, why are you so big?" asked Beast Boy.
"Hmmm!" murmured Hyde as he swallowed, "Good point, excellent point! It's true, when Henry first brought me about; he was a very strong dashing young teen, while I was about the size of a bloody dwarf! But you see, because we cannot be present at the same time, without me Henry has no drives... But without me... I have no restraints..."
Somewhere in Jump City...
"Your robots failed Slade." Said the teen as the last robot in the restaurant was destroyed.
"How was I to know that the Teen Titans were going to eat at the same restaurant that the League was?" replied Slade.
"Never mind, I have some new robots in the works. But for now, I am going to call someone who I believe would love a shot at the Teen Titans and the League..."
A few minutes later...
"You are telling me, that not only is there a Jeckyle and Hyde around, but also a demon, a vampire, a shape shifter, and a alien in this group!" said a young teen onscreen.
The teen working with Slade took a minute to look over the other teen. He was muscular, and looked like he had been in many battles. He had a 5 O' clock shadow as a beard, and wore a black leather trench coat and fedora. "Yes, he replied. They have been terrorizing this city for a long time now. Do you think you can handle it?"
The teen on the screen smiled. "Don't worry, they will be dead in no time. No monster ever escapes the grasp of Van Helsing the 4th."