Excel meets DBZ

Disclaimer: You know who owns who. . .

Author's note: Sadly, the dream ends here. But don't let that get you down, I'll keep writting and see if I can live up to my mind's expectations.

Chapter 5: Piccy-chan and Foghorns

"My knees hurt, can Excel clean the floor for a little bit?" Goku whined as he stopped scrubbing the spot on the floor where his throw up landed with a toothbrush.

"Hey, I'm have enough with the windows." Excel said, standing on a ladder, scrubbing the window with a sponge.

"Yeah, but the floor has the most on it. I think you took the windows on purpose." Goku said, scrubbing a particually stubborn spot really hard.

"Don't scrub so hard, you'll make a floor in the hole." Bulma said.

"You mean a hole in the floor." Chi-Chi corrected.

"Yeah that too." (A/N-This is a joke me and my cousin started)

"Hey, more people are coming." Excel announced, jumping off the ladder.

"Rangoon" The dictionary said. Menchi rolled his eyes. Hyatt giggled weakly, then started hacking.

"Who?" Bulma asked, rising from the couch and looking out the window.

"I don't know, but one must be a little sick, he's green." Excel told her. "Oh, and the other's a little kid with black hair."

"That's my Gohan!" Chi-Chi said, jumping up off the couch and running to the window and threw it open.

"Gohan! Sweetie! You finally made it!" She yelled out the window. Excel, Hyatt, and Menchi covered their ears.

"Is it foggy out or something?" Excel asked, glancing around out the window, hoping to find some fog or something.

"What?" Chi-Chi questioned.

"You sounded the foghorn so where's the fog?" Excel was now leaning dangerously out the window, still looking for fog.

"Foghorn?" Chi-Chi was now compleatly lost.

"Yeah. You sounded like a foghorn when you yelled, so I was wondering where the fog was." Excel was now hanging so far out the window, her legs were up in the air.

"Senior, be careful you're going to fall." Hyatt warned, appearing behand her suddenly.

"Don't worry Hat-chan, I'll be-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Excel fell from the window. No one made an attempt to catch her though, they we're too busy staring at the ceiling and whistling innocently.

"AHHHHHHHHH! I'M FALLING AND I'M GOING TO GO SPLAT ON THE GROUND!" Excel yelled, flailing around in the air. "WILL, BE PREPARED TO RESURRECT ME!" Right befor she hit the ground, she landed in Piccolo's arms.

"Am I dead?" She asked, looking around. Then she realized she was in someone's arms. Someone strong, and green.

"Hello Green man, you saved my life!" She squealed, and glomped Piccolo around the neck. "I'm forever grateful to you, my saviour!" Piccolo just stood there, his eyes wide with shock.

"You know, besides the green skin, you're really cute." Excel observed. Piccolo blushed a nice shade of purple at that remark.

"Gohan, get in the house!" Chi-Chi yelled from the window.

"I don't see any fog." Gohan said, looking around.

Short I know, but it's an update! I'm also open to suggestions since the dream ended. I'll take the ones I think are funny or good or both.

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