The Perfect Roomate (?)
by Miss Cheex
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Prolouge: Hiya! I'm Miss Cheex (Mz/Chx) and you should know me from the hit PD story, The Burgandy Carpet. Y'know, the story where I play the teenaged reporter at the Perfect Dark movie premiere? Oh yeah, and I think I trashed Jonathan's car that day.
About This Story: Hmm, wouldn't THIS be the prolouge? Oh well. Anyways, who is your BESTEST friend in the whole wide world. Got her/him? Now, start to list his/her flaws or habits that get on your damn nerves...Uh-huh? Now imagine having to LIVE with that person. Ah HA!
Enjoy!
Mz/Chx
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Chapter 1: Evicted!
(it's been another wild Saturday night partying with various Nintendo games stars and Mz/Chx is returning to her $15-a-night motel room, half drunk and carrying her stillettos.)
Mz/Chx: Man, how I let Daisy talk me into drinking so many Apple-Martinis I have NO idea.
(she just now realizes that she's stepping all over her mail)
Mz/Chx: Ugh! Mail, (BTW, she IS in her room) phone bill, cable bill, BILL bill, eviction notice, junk mail, cou---.
(she pauses)
Mz/Chx: EVICTION NOTICE?!?! Oh my God!! I'm gonna talk to the management about this!
(she collapses on the floor and falls asleep)
(next morning!)
Mz/Chx: yawn! Hmmm, morning already. (she looks herself over and sees that she's still wearing her party dress) I must've passed out! hahaha I had the craaaaaaaaaziest dream that...
(she pauses)
Mz/Chx: Holy ish! That wasn't a dream!! I REALLY AM GETTING EVICTED! To the manager! sniff sniff Yech, as soon as I change, this dress says "Hangover" all over it!
(she approaches the manager's door)
Mz/Chx: (bam bam bam) I know you're in there got-dammit!! (bam bam bam) Don't make me do the ghetto knock! (if you've ever seen Next-Friday, you should know)
(the door cracks and out steps a fat black woman with messy micro-braids)
Landlady: Wha-what the hell is this?! It's 6 fuckin o'clock in the got-damn morning!
Mz/Chx: (switching to ghetto mode) I need to get out of the projex anyway FIRST of all, don't be cussin at me like you my momma or somethin. And SECOND of all, it's 8 in the "got-damn" morning!
Landlady: Child, whateva, what chu herr for?!
Mz/Chx: I'm here because of THIS (holds up the eviction notice)!
Landlady: Ohhh, your eviction notice!
Mz/Chx: Uh-huh, I think I have the right to ask why you are going to kick me out on my ass!!!
Landlady: Shit happens when you don't pay your rent! (slams door)
Mz/Chx: I DID pay my damn rent!
Landlady: (opens door) 2 weeks after due-date doesn't count now you got 3 hours to pack your shit and get the HELL out! (slam)
Mz/Chx: Okay and while I'm at it, I'll schedule you an appointment to KISS MY BONY ASS! (storms off)
(back in the hotel room)
Mz/Chx: waaaaahhhh! I can't believe I'm getting evicted!! waaaaaahhh!
(her cell phone rings)
Mz/Chx: beep Hello? Oh, hey Link sniff...
Link: Hiya! Is uh...everything okay over there?
Mz/Chx: (sarcasm time!
by Miss Cheex
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Prolouge: Hiya! I'm Miss Cheex (Mz/Chx) and you should know me from the hit PD story, The Burgandy Carpet. Y'know, the story where I play the teenaged reporter at the Perfect Dark movie premiere? Oh yeah, and I think I trashed Jonathan's car that day.
About This Story: Hmm, wouldn't THIS be the prolouge? Oh well. Anyways, who is your BESTEST friend in the whole wide world. Got her/him? Now, start to list his/her flaws or habits that get on your damn nerves...Uh-huh? Now imagine having to LIVE with that person. Ah HA!
Enjoy!
Mz/Chx
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Chapter 1: Evicted!
(it's been another wild Saturday night partying with various Nintendo games stars and Mz/Chx is returning to her $15-a-night motel room, half drunk and carrying her stillettos.)
Mz/Chx: Man, how I let Daisy talk me into drinking so many Apple-Martinis I have NO idea.
(she just now realizes that she's stepping all over her mail)
Mz/Chx: Ugh! Mail, (BTW, she IS in her room) phone bill, cable bill, BILL bill, eviction notice, junk mail, cou---.
(she pauses)
Mz/Chx: EVICTION NOTICE?!?! Oh my God!! I'm gonna talk to the management about this!
(she collapses on the floor and falls asleep)
(next morning!)
Mz/Chx: yawn! Hmmm, morning already. (she looks herself over and sees that she's still wearing her party dress) I must've passed out! hahaha I had the craaaaaaaaaziest dream that...
(she pauses)
Mz/Chx: Holy ish! That wasn't a dream!! I REALLY AM GETTING EVICTED! To the manager! sniff sniff Yech, as soon as I change, this dress says "Hangover" all over it!
(she approaches the manager's door)
Mz/Chx: (bam bam bam) I know you're in there got-dammit!! (bam bam bam) Don't make me do the ghetto knock! (if you've ever seen Next-Friday, you should know)
(the door cracks and out steps a fat black woman with messy micro-braids)
Landlady: Wha-what the hell is this?! It's 6 fuckin o'clock in the got-damn morning!
Mz/Chx: (switching to ghetto mode) I need to get out of the projex anyway FIRST of all, don't be cussin at me like you my momma or somethin. And SECOND of all, it's 8 in the "got-damn" morning!
Landlady: Child, whateva, what chu herr for?!
Mz/Chx: I'm here because of THIS (holds up the eviction notice)!
Landlady: Ohhh, your eviction notice!
Mz/Chx: Uh-huh, I think I have the right to ask why you are going to kick me out on my ass!!!
Landlady: Shit happens when you don't pay your rent! (slams door)
Mz/Chx: I DID pay my damn rent!
Landlady: (opens door) 2 weeks after due-date doesn't count now you got 3 hours to pack your shit and get the HELL out! (slam)
Mz/Chx: Okay and while I'm at it, I'll schedule you an appointment to KISS MY BONY ASS! (storms off)
(back in the hotel room)
Mz/Chx: waaaaahhhh! I can't believe I'm getting evicted!! waaaaaahhh!
(her cell phone rings)
Mz/Chx: beep Hello? Oh, hey Link sniff...
Link: Hiya! Is uh...everything okay over there?
Mz/Chx: (sarcasm time!