The Perfect Roomate
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Last Time: Mz/Chx just found out she's getting evicted! Well, she always said she wanted to move out the projects! :)
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Chapter 2: Moving On Out
Mz/Chx: Hmm, gotta make some calls before they shut off my cell phone. . .Ah! (shouting into the cell phone) DIAL LINK.
(bbrrrriiiiing)
Link: Hello?
Mz/Chx: Hiya Linkie! You know who this is?
Link: Um, aren't you that black girl I dated?
Mz/Chx (pissed off at how Link referred her): . . .Yah. Anyways, you'll NEVER guess what happened.
Link: yawn No, what happened. . .
Mz/Chx: Well, I came home from Partying last night and I read the mail. . .
Link: Oh yeah! You drank like, 8 Long-Islands!
Mz/Chx: don't remind me Yeah, and guess what?
Link: (sarcastically) Um, I give up.
Mz/Chx: I got evicted!!
Link: Oh, gee. Too bad. So, what did you call for?
Mz/Chx: damn, this motherfucker's dumb as a doorknob Well, I was wondering--
Link: Ah! You know what Miss Fat Face or whoever, I think Zelda's horny now, so I think I'll go and um, "hit it" is how you people say? So bye!
Mz/Chx: gasp You racist son of a--click! doooooooo
Hello? Hello?! Got-dammit. CALL LUIGI.
Luigi: Hello?
Mz/Chx: Hello! It's-a me, Mz-a Cheex-a.
Luigi: Ah! The lovely young-a party girl-a who works-a for Fan-a Fiction.Net-a.
Mz/Chx: Riiiiiiight. Anyways, ImbeingevictedsodoyoumindifIstaywithyouforacoupleofdaysoramonthortwo?
Luigi: Sure-a! I'll-a send you-a limo to-a pick-a you up-a.
Mz/Chx: Thanks, bye. click! Ugh! Isn't he a little old to be flirting with 17 year-olds?
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AT LUIGI'S PLACE
(Mz/Chx steps into Luigi's Mansion except now it resembles a home that Hugh Heffner would live in)
Mz/Chx: Hello? Hellooooooooo?
Echo: Hello, hellooooooooo. . .
Mz/Chx: Hey!
Echo: Hey!
Mz/Chx: I'm an idiot!
Echo: You're an idiot!
Luigi (who just popper out of nowhere): Hello.
Mz/Chx: Shit! Don't fucking do that!! Uh. . .I mean Hi! cheeses
Luigi: reaches to kisses Mz/Chx's hand Um, let-a me lead you-a to your-a room-a. (walks off)
Mz/Chx: Allllrightie then.
Luigi: THIS is-a your-a room.
Mz/Chx: WOW! It's BEAUTIFUL!
(the room contains a huuuuge water bed with a hot-pink bedding scheme. There is a canopy over the bed and the bed had fluffy pink pillows. There are 20 tiny lights in the cieling all triggered with 5 switches.)
Mz/Chx: Man, I don't know how I can repay you! It's like...a dream or some-
(she hears the sound of clothing dropping to the floor. she turns around)
Mz/Chx: gasp L-l-l. . .
Luigi: Yes-a?
Mz/Chx: Please, shields eyes but leaves a small space open to see close your robe, I can see. . .
Luigi: Well-a this is-a how you can-a repay-a me!
SLAP!
Mz/Chx: (At the bus stop with her cell phone) Where am I gonna live?!
(a taxi pulls up)
Mz/Chx: Uh. . .How far can. . .(she pulls out $6 and 27 cents) THIS get me?
Taxi Driver: Ehhh, wher' u talkin' bout goin' goilie?
Mz/Chx: Hmmm, AH! How about Clock Town, Termina?
Taxi Driver: Okay, I can do 'dat.
(she enters the taxi and drives off)
(about 20 minutes later, the taxi is outside of the southern entrace to Clock Town, Termina)
Mz/Chx: Hmmm. . .Joanna, you're my bestest buddy ever. . .ZZZXXXX!
Taxi Driver: (blows horn) Wake up sweet'art we'e he-ir!
Mz/Chx: Ah! Termina! (steps out and the taxi drives off) sniffs air COUGH! COUGH! HACK! Whew! Smells like. . .blech! (walks inside)
(inside Clock Town)
Mz/Chx: Holy shit! It looks EXACTLY like the game!
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CUT!!
First of all let me say that it would be virtually impossibe to take a Taxi to Termina.
Second of all, I know the fanfic may suck now and has nothing to do with perfect dark but no worries, okay! I'm working on it!!
continued
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Last Time: Mz/Chx just found out she's getting evicted! Well, she always said she wanted to move out the projects! :)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chapter 2: Moving On Out
Mz/Chx: Hmm, gotta make some calls before they shut off my cell phone. . .Ah! (shouting into the cell phone) DIAL LINK.
(bbrrrriiiiing)
Link: Hello?
Mz/Chx: Hiya Linkie! You know who this is?
Link: Um, aren't you that black girl I dated?
Mz/Chx (pissed off at how Link referred her): . . .Yah. Anyways, you'll NEVER guess what happened.
Link: yawn No, what happened. . .
Mz/Chx: Well, I came home from Partying last night and I read the mail. . .
Link: Oh yeah! You drank like, 8 Long-Islands!
Mz/Chx: don't remind me Yeah, and guess what?
Link: (sarcastically) Um, I give up.
Mz/Chx: I got evicted!!
Link: Oh, gee. Too bad. So, what did you call for?
Mz/Chx: damn, this motherfucker's dumb as a doorknob Well, I was wondering--
Link: Ah! You know what Miss Fat Face or whoever, I think Zelda's horny now, so I think I'll go and um, "hit it" is how you people say? So bye!
Mz/Chx: gasp You racist son of a--click! doooooooo
Hello? Hello?! Got-dammit. CALL LUIGI.
Luigi: Hello?
Mz/Chx: Hello! It's-a me, Mz-a Cheex-a.
Luigi: Ah! The lovely young-a party girl-a who works-a for Fan-a Fiction.Net-a.
Mz/Chx: Riiiiiiight. Anyways, ImbeingevictedsodoyoumindifIstaywithyouforacoupleofdaysoramonthortwo?
Luigi: Sure-a! I'll-a send you-a limo to-a pick-a you up-a.
Mz/Chx: Thanks, bye. click! Ugh! Isn't he a little old to be flirting with 17 year-olds?
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AT LUIGI'S PLACE
(Mz/Chx steps into Luigi's Mansion except now it resembles a home that Hugh Heffner would live in)
Mz/Chx: Hello? Hellooooooooo?
Echo: Hello, hellooooooooo. . .
Mz/Chx: Hey!
Echo: Hey!
Mz/Chx: I'm an idiot!
Echo: You're an idiot!
Luigi (who just popper out of nowhere): Hello.
Mz/Chx: Shit! Don't fucking do that!! Uh. . .I mean Hi! cheeses
Luigi: reaches to kisses Mz/Chx's hand Um, let-a me lead you-a to your-a room-a. (walks off)
Mz/Chx: Allllrightie then.
Luigi: THIS is-a your-a room.
Mz/Chx: WOW! It's BEAUTIFUL!
(the room contains a huuuuge water bed with a hot-pink bedding scheme. There is a canopy over the bed and the bed had fluffy pink pillows. There are 20 tiny lights in the cieling all triggered with 5 switches.)
Mz/Chx: Man, I don't know how I can repay you! It's like...a dream or some-
(she hears the sound of clothing dropping to the floor. she turns around)
Mz/Chx: gasp L-l-l. . .
Luigi: Yes-a?
Mz/Chx: Please, shields eyes but leaves a small space open to see close your robe, I can see. . .
Luigi: Well-a this is-a how you can-a repay-a me!
SLAP!
Mz/Chx: (At the bus stop with her cell phone) Where am I gonna live?!
(a taxi pulls up)
Mz/Chx: Uh. . .How far can. . .(she pulls out $6 and 27 cents) THIS get me?
Taxi Driver: Ehhh, wher' u talkin' bout goin' goilie?
Mz/Chx: Hmmm, AH! How about Clock Town, Termina?
Taxi Driver: Okay, I can do 'dat.
(she enters the taxi and drives off)
(about 20 minutes later, the taxi is outside of the southern entrace to Clock Town, Termina)
Mz/Chx: Hmmm. . .Joanna, you're my bestest buddy ever. . .ZZZXXXX!
Taxi Driver: (blows horn) Wake up sweet'art we'e he-ir!
Mz/Chx: Ah! Termina! (steps out and the taxi drives off) sniffs air COUGH! COUGH! HACK! Whew! Smells like. . .blech! (walks inside)
(inside Clock Town)
Mz/Chx: Holy shit! It looks EXACTLY like the game!
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CUT!!
First of all let me say that it would be virtually impossibe to take a Taxi to Termina.
Second of all, I know the fanfic may suck now and has nothing to do with perfect dark but no worries, okay! I'm working on it!!