In the beginning…
It was near Christmas time. A time of the joy of giving and just being happy. All the people were decorating their houses with lights and more lights. The trees were being decorated with many presents underneath so the children would wake one morning to open them. Then they would sit down and have a feast of turkey and a lot of other good food. It was a jolly holiday.
Several months had passed since the insane asylum had acquired several people who had claimed that spoons are evil and squirrels were going to take over the world. There was Inu-Yasha, Tasuki, Kyo, and Akito who had finally settled down to be allowed to stay in the same room. They were all in straitjackets and Akito had long calmed after she had bitten a doctor so she could be a vampire. But they had kept that mask over her mouth and she was finally allowed to eat meat. They were still clinically insane but improved after episodes with shouting at the mirror and getting sedated. Akito and Tasuki both have competitions to who would be sedated the most.
Akito had the highest after many scenes of her clawing at mattresses, biting doctors, trying to fly by jumping off walls, and screeching. Tasuki had her episodes of crying about how children were out to get her and pink bunnies were going to live in her dyed hair. Inu-Yasha would scream whenever he got near an oven or he would set the kitchen on fire. Kyo would sit in corners with a slingshot so she could shoot the squirrels when they attempt to make her one of them. The doctors had pondered about this problem and as from previous lessons, thinking is bad for the brain so they were sent to the hospital with damage to the brain. Only the blond guard and the black haired driver remained behind.
"Inu-Yasha, what's all that white stuff falling from the sky?" Akito asked.
"That means the sky is getting ready to fall and we shall all die." The dog demon crossed his legs and returned to meditate.
"I thought we were going to die by driving off a cliff," Kyo said.
"That was MY idea and that midget Yami took it!" Tasuki bared her teeth and chewed on her straitjacket.
"No, I thought your idea was to gather a crowd, give a long speech on how the human race sucks, and then kill yourself there." Akito turned around. She suddenly yelled and ran to Kyo, her teeth a few inches from her throat.
"Bad Akito! No sucking blood from those in here!" Kyo tightened Akito's mask and the black haired girl whimpered.
"Kyo is no fun." She turned and sat in a corner.
"I thought she would have gotten over that stage already." Tasuki said.
"She loves Lestat so that will be hard for her to get over it." Inu-Yasha glanced at Akito. "Well, her rants are fun so let's not stop her."
"Who's Lestat?' Kyo asked.
"A god!!" Akito yelled and rocked. A doctor came in and injected a sedative into her. After the doctor left, Akito hissed and kicked the door. "You will be the first to die mortal! I swear that I when I take over the world, this place will burn!!"
"I thought she wanted to burn Australia." Kyo said. (A/N: I don't hate Australia. It just sounded funny)
"That too!" Akito added. "And furthermore, your breath stinks!" She wrinkled her nose and kicked the door one last time and sat down.
(Where the yamis are)
The yamis were sitting on a bench while they waited for their hikaris to finish shopping for presents.
"What's this Christmas they keep taking about?" Bakura asked.
"It's some sort of thing when mortals waste money on buying stuff to give to other people. And they keep talking about this fat dude in a red costume that goes to their houses at night and leaves presents." Marik said.
"The dude goes into houses?" the thief said. "So then he's a thief!"
"No, he doesn't take things."
"But he does take milk and cookies with him!" Bakura pointed out. He hissed through his teeth. "He's a master thief! And no one is the master thief but me!"
"Get over it Bakura. It's the twenty-first century!" Marik rolled his eyes.
"So! There's no thief like me!" the white-haired yami said proudly.
Yami licked his ice cream cone. "Yum! Chocolate chip!" he said happily.
"Why didn't we leave him with the other mortals?" Marik asked.
"Because that midget hikari of his was going to buy a dog whistle so he would listen. Unfortunately, Yami bit the thing and it was bent. We had to put him on a leash for three weeks after that." Bakura shuddered. "My ass still hurts after he ran off chasing the mailman."
"And Seto tried to tie Yami to the car when he was going to drive us off a cliff. I had my will written for that and we still didn't die! How were we supposed to know that Yami's hair had a parachute in it?" Marik shoved the cone into Yami's nose and the tri-colored pharaoh ran off, screaming that the Ice Age was returning.
"I wonder what it would be like if we see those mortals again?" Bakura said.
"We'd probably be lost in Antarctica or the North Pole. Remember how we got sent to the Shadow Realm?"
"That was your fault. The biggest idea your poofy hair could come up with was to send all of us to that place. And whenever I duel, I have to take some stuff out so there could be room enough for my victims. Do you know how many spoons I found in there?" Bakura stepped on Marik's shoe.
Marik snarled and pulled on Bakura's hair and bit his ear. "Okay! So that wasn't brilliant but what else was there to do?"
"You could have sent THEM to the Shadow Realm and left us on the world so we can continue our plans to take over the world!" Bakura shouted, causing the people around them to stare.
The yamis blinked and jerked from each other.
"It's not what you think!" Bakura snapped to a hippie.
"Yeah, rawck on dude!" the hippie said, punching his fist in the air.
"What did you call me?" he asked dangerously. "Did you just call me 'dude'?"
"Yeah, dude! Mah hommies an I are going to sing Kumbiah on Satuday! Wanna come dude?"
"Not if you approached me with a ten-foot pole and help me kill the Pharaoh!"
"Aww, that's not the way to live mah brother." The clueless hippie said. "You must love everything because everything is the way to be happy!"
"Which planet did you come from?" Marik asked.
"From da mother Earth like everyone else!"
"Heard of the Shadow Realm?"
"Sounds like bad karma, man. The yin yang must be balanced with peace and happiness."
Bakura had about several thousand stress marks on his head. With his left eye twitching, he sent the hippie to the Shadow Realm. "You foolish mortal!" he shouted and banged his head against the pole next to him.
"Who was that?" Ryou asked, dropping all the bags on the ground.
"No one." Bakura said.
"Well, the school wants all of us to do some community service during Christmas so we've decided to bring Christmas to those people you got into the asylum."
"What?" Marik had gone to Malik and begun shaking him roughly. "You mean you want us to go back?"
"Yep!" Malik said.
"You! You are on their side! You are sending us to a trap! Don't you see!" Bakura was on his knees and hugging Ryou's legs. "Please! Don't send us back there!"
"Bakura, you're getting attention…" Ryou noted the people staring at them.
(At the asylum)
"Okay everyone. It's Christmas and there will be some visitors coming." The blonde guard wished that the visitors would take them away. "And you must be on your best behavior."
"Inu-Chan?" Akito asked. "Can I drink-"
"No!"
"Aww. But it's Christmas!" she whined. She still had the mask and her straitjacket was fraying from slamming into the walls.
"Which is why we are going to help cure you by taking you to the daycare to sing carols for them. This should help cure you quickly," the blonde female doctor said.
Tasuki jerked. "Children? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She chewed on her jacket, hoping it would free her. "They are evil!"
Kyo and Inu-Yasha started singing anime songs.
Akito twitched and curled in the corner. "No! They have sunlight there! I can't go there! You want me to burn into ashes?"
"You are not a vampire Akito." Tasuki said.
"Oh really?" Akito let out a snarl and attacked the blonde doctor. Her mask was the reason she could not bite. "Shit…"
"Okay! So let's get going!" the black-haired driver led them to the car and they drove off with Tasuki screaming.
Then all of a sudden, they hit something!
"Hey! What gives?" Kyo demanded.
"The children must have done that!" Tasuki screamed.
"Or maybe we were attacked by an outside unbalanced force!" Inu-Yasha said.
"I want coffee!" Akito snapped.
Everyone peeked out and saw what they hit. It…was….a………..squirrel!!!!!
"AHHHH!!!!! THEY'VE COME BACK TO HAUNT US!!!!!!" Kyo screeched and struggled with her straitjacket. She was restrained by the blonde guard and the blonde doctor. "THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE US ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!"
Akito yelled and her mask did not muffle the screams that came from her. She rolled and was restrained by the driver.
Then the yamis appeared with their hikaris.
Bakura screamed like a girl and curled on Marik's head. "Squirrel!!!!!"
-.-;;;;;;;;;; Marik scratched his head once then pulled Bakura off.
Yugi stepped forward. "We'd like for you to take our yamis so they would know the spirit of Christmas."
"You aren't one of THEM are you?" the blonde guard said, pointing at the humans in the back of the car. "Several months ago, they claimed to also have yamis."
"No, they ARE yamis." The short midget pointed at Yami, Bakura, and Marik.
"Whatever, more nutcases to cure anyway." He pointed to the door and the hikaris shoved their yamis in.
"HAVE FUN!!!" they shouted as the car drove with Bakura yelling," NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
When the car disappeared into the horizon, the hikaris took out sake and began to dance. "Our prayers have finally been answered!!!!"
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Must...resist...coffee...
It was near Christmas time. A time of the joy of giving and just being happy. All the people were decorating their houses with lights and more lights. The trees were being decorated with many presents underneath so the children would wake one morning to open them. Then they would sit down and have a feast of turkey and a lot of other good food. It was a jolly holiday.
Several months had passed since the insane asylum had acquired several people who had claimed that spoons are evil and squirrels were going to take over the world. There was Inu-Yasha, Tasuki, Kyo, and Akito who had finally settled down to be allowed to stay in the same room. They were all in straitjackets and Akito had long calmed after she had bitten a doctor so she could be a vampire. But they had kept that mask over her mouth and she was finally allowed to eat meat. They were still clinically insane but improved after episodes with shouting at the mirror and getting sedated. Akito and Tasuki both have competitions to who would be sedated the most.
Akito had the highest after many scenes of her clawing at mattresses, biting doctors, trying to fly by jumping off walls, and screeching. Tasuki had her episodes of crying about how children were out to get her and pink bunnies were going to live in her dyed hair. Inu-Yasha would scream whenever he got near an oven or he would set the kitchen on fire. Kyo would sit in corners with a slingshot so she could shoot the squirrels when they attempt to make her one of them. The doctors had pondered about this problem and as from previous lessons, thinking is bad for the brain so they were sent to the hospital with damage to the brain. Only the blond guard and the black haired driver remained behind.
"Inu-Yasha, what's all that white stuff falling from the sky?" Akito asked.
"That means the sky is getting ready to fall and we shall all die." The dog demon crossed his legs and returned to meditate.
"I thought we were going to die by driving off a cliff," Kyo said.
"That was MY idea and that midget Yami took it!" Tasuki bared her teeth and chewed on her straitjacket.
"No, I thought your idea was to gather a crowd, give a long speech on how the human race sucks, and then kill yourself there." Akito turned around. She suddenly yelled and ran to Kyo, her teeth a few inches from her throat.
"Bad Akito! No sucking blood from those in here!" Kyo tightened Akito's mask and the black haired girl whimpered.
"Kyo is no fun." She turned and sat in a corner.
"I thought she would have gotten over that stage already." Tasuki said.
"She loves Lestat so that will be hard for her to get over it." Inu-Yasha glanced at Akito. "Well, her rants are fun so let's not stop her."
"Who's Lestat?' Kyo asked.
"A god!!" Akito yelled and rocked. A doctor came in and injected a sedative into her. After the doctor left, Akito hissed and kicked the door. "You will be the first to die mortal! I swear that I when I take over the world, this place will burn!!"
"I thought she wanted to burn Australia." Kyo said. (A/N: I don't hate Australia. It just sounded funny)
"That too!" Akito added. "And furthermore, your breath stinks!" She wrinkled her nose and kicked the door one last time and sat down.
(Where the yamis are)
The yamis were sitting on a bench while they waited for their hikaris to finish shopping for presents.
"What's this Christmas they keep taking about?" Bakura asked.
"It's some sort of thing when mortals waste money on buying stuff to give to other people. And they keep talking about this fat dude in a red costume that goes to their houses at night and leaves presents." Marik said.
"The dude goes into houses?" the thief said. "So then he's a thief!"
"No, he doesn't take things."
"But he does take milk and cookies with him!" Bakura pointed out. He hissed through his teeth. "He's a master thief! And no one is the master thief but me!"
"Get over it Bakura. It's the twenty-first century!" Marik rolled his eyes.
"So! There's no thief like me!" the white-haired yami said proudly.
Yami licked his ice cream cone. "Yum! Chocolate chip!" he said happily.
"Why didn't we leave him with the other mortals?" Marik asked.
"Because that midget hikari of his was going to buy a dog whistle so he would listen. Unfortunately, Yami bit the thing and it was bent. We had to put him on a leash for three weeks after that." Bakura shuddered. "My ass still hurts after he ran off chasing the mailman."
"And Seto tried to tie Yami to the car when he was going to drive us off a cliff. I had my will written for that and we still didn't die! How were we supposed to know that Yami's hair had a parachute in it?" Marik shoved the cone into Yami's nose and the tri-colored pharaoh ran off, screaming that the Ice Age was returning.
"I wonder what it would be like if we see those mortals again?" Bakura said.
"We'd probably be lost in Antarctica or the North Pole. Remember how we got sent to the Shadow Realm?"
"That was your fault. The biggest idea your poofy hair could come up with was to send all of us to that place. And whenever I duel, I have to take some stuff out so there could be room enough for my victims. Do you know how many spoons I found in there?" Bakura stepped on Marik's shoe.
Marik snarled and pulled on Bakura's hair and bit his ear. "Okay! So that wasn't brilliant but what else was there to do?"
"You could have sent THEM to the Shadow Realm and left us on the world so we can continue our plans to take over the world!" Bakura shouted, causing the people around them to stare.
The yamis blinked and jerked from each other.
"It's not what you think!" Bakura snapped to a hippie.
"Yeah, rawck on dude!" the hippie said, punching his fist in the air.
"What did you call me?" he asked dangerously. "Did you just call me 'dude'?"
"Yeah, dude! Mah hommies an I are going to sing Kumbiah on Satuday! Wanna come dude?"
"Not if you approached me with a ten-foot pole and help me kill the Pharaoh!"
"Aww, that's not the way to live mah brother." The clueless hippie said. "You must love everything because everything is the way to be happy!"
"Which planet did you come from?" Marik asked.
"From da mother Earth like everyone else!"
"Heard of the Shadow Realm?"
"Sounds like bad karma, man. The yin yang must be balanced with peace and happiness."
Bakura had about several thousand stress marks on his head. With his left eye twitching, he sent the hippie to the Shadow Realm. "You foolish mortal!" he shouted and banged his head against the pole next to him.
"Who was that?" Ryou asked, dropping all the bags on the ground.
"No one." Bakura said.
"Well, the school wants all of us to do some community service during Christmas so we've decided to bring Christmas to those people you got into the asylum."
"What?" Marik had gone to Malik and begun shaking him roughly. "You mean you want us to go back?"
"Yep!" Malik said.
"You! You are on their side! You are sending us to a trap! Don't you see!" Bakura was on his knees and hugging Ryou's legs. "Please! Don't send us back there!"
"Bakura, you're getting attention…" Ryou noted the people staring at them.
(At the asylum)
"Okay everyone. It's Christmas and there will be some visitors coming." The blonde guard wished that the visitors would take them away. "And you must be on your best behavior."
"Inu-Chan?" Akito asked. "Can I drink-"
"No!"
"Aww. But it's Christmas!" she whined. She still had the mask and her straitjacket was fraying from slamming into the walls.
"Which is why we are going to help cure you by taking you to the daycare to sing carols for them. This should help cure you quickly," the blonde female doctor said.
Tasuki jerked. "Children? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She chewed on her jacket, hoping it would free her. "They are evil!"
Kyo and Inu-Yasha started singing anime songs.
Akito twitched and curled in the corner. "No! They have sunlight there! I can't go there! You want me to burn into ashes?"
"You are not a vampire Akito." Tasuki said.
"Oh really?" Akito let out a snarl and attacked the blonde doctor. Her mask was the reason she could not bite. "Shit…"
"Okay! So let's get going!" the black-haired driver led them to the car and they drove off with Tasuki screaming.
Then all of a sudden, they hit something!
"Hey! What gives?" Kyo demanded.
"The children must have done that!" Tasuki screamed.
"Or maybe we were attacked by an outside unbalanced force!" Inu-Yasha said.
"I want coffee!" Akito snapped.
Everyone peeked out and saw what they hit. It…was….a………..squirrel!!!!!
"AHHHH!!!!! THEY'VE COME BACK TO HAUNT US!!!!!!" Kyo screeched and struggled with her straitjacket. She was restrained by the blonde guard and the blonde doctor. "THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE US ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!"
Akito yelled and her mask did not muffle the screams that came from her. She rolled and was restrained by the driver.
Then the yamis appeared with their hikaris.
Bakura screamed like a girl and curled on Marik's head. "Squirrel!!!!!"
-.-;;;;;;;;;; Marik scratched his head once then pulled Bakura off.
Yugi stepped forward. "We'd like for you to take our yamis so they would know the spirit of Christmas."
"You aren't one of THEM are you?" the blonde guard said, pointing at the humans in the back of the car. "Several months ago, they claimed to also have yamis."
"No, they ARE yamis." The short midget pointed at Yami, Bakura, and Marik.
"Whatever, more nutcases to cure anyway." He pointed to the door and the hikaris shoved their yamis in.
"HAVE FUN!!!" they shouted as the car drove with Bakura yelling," NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
When the car disappeared into the horizon, the hikaris took out sake and began to dance. "Our prayers have finally been answered!!!!"
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Must...resist...coffee...