The Perfect Roomate…Continued!
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AWFMC (A Word From Mz/Chx)
Wow, one review! I must be a helluva good writer! That person was upset that you couldn't take a taxi to Termina. How the hell do you even leave HYRULE let alone get to Termina? Well, if you could find out how to get to that forest in the M. Mask intro, they could build a road!
And by the way, there were a few…okay I ain't gonna lie, a LOT of typos on the last few chappies because the damn network won't accept asteriks (the star thingies) for some reason. Why…WHY?!
Another note, for first time-readers, in the "( )" 's are thoughts, actions, and narrations usually, ok?
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Last time:
After leaving Luigi's Mansion (hehehe), I took a taxi to South Clock Town, Termina.
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Chapter 3: Your Biggest Fan
Mz/Chx: WOW! (sings while spinning around) Now I have seen the worrrrrrrrld!
(BAM! She crashes into a strange, foreign, postbox)
Mz/Chx: (rubbing her face) That REALLY hurt, I think I wanna cry.
(a strange youth wearing a Keaton mask rudely pushes her to deposit a letter)
Mz/Chx: Hey! What the hell?! Haven't your parents ever taught you any manners?!
Kid: (looks her up and down)..... (runs off)
Mz/Chx: How dare you! Get back here ya little runt?! (runs after him)
(the kid is heading toward SCT's Laundry Pool)
Mz/Chx: (why did I choose to wear heels today?) pant pant...get...back...
(the kid is heading towards a door across from a small pond)
Mz/Chx: Rrrr! I HATE kids! (she takes off her shoe and throws it at the kid. It hits the child in the head, knocking him unconscious onto the ground face-first)
(Mz/Chx runs up to the kid)
Mz/Chx: (little bastard. She notices the mask is not on his face) Oh, crap. I didn't mean to hit you that damn hard.
(he's still in La-La land)
Mz/Chx: (gently kicks the youth with her bare foot) Hello? Little boy? Are you okay? (hmmm, he has nice hair. It's so purple and shiny. I should wake him up and ask what kind of hair stuff he uses) Um...Runt? I gotta ask you a question!
(she violently shakes the "runt" by the shoulders until he wakes up)
Kid: (who is now awake) Hey, hey, hey! Who are you, Michael Jackson?!
Mz/Chx: (jumps back with a scream) Oh...my...
Kid: I know! You totally trashed my mask! (dusts it off)
Mz/Chx: (who recognizes him from his deep red eyes) Y-you...are...K-k-k...
Kid: And you...are...r-r-re...tard...d-d-ed.
Mz/Chx: KAFEI?! You're Kafei right? Right?
Kid: Shhh! Don't say it so loud! And yes, I am Kafei!
Mz/Chx: Hmmm, you're a LOT smaller in person.
Kafei: (sarcastically) Oh thank you, I feel SOOOOOO much better. And what do you mean "in person"?
Mz/Chx: (interrupting) I'm sorry I knocked you out but you pushed me got-dammit! I'm a teenager and I deserve respect!
Kafei: Hmmm, I apologize but I'm not REALLY a kid. Or a midget so don't go thinking that either!
Mz/Chx: I know, you're a grown man who has been turned into a child by the Skull Kid, right?
Kafei: Damn skippy. (glares at Mz/Chx) How do YOU know all that stuff? I know good and well you're not from around here by your...ATTIRE. (looks her up & down again)
Mz/Chx: (and a LOT ruder!) One: where I'm from, it's a little something called STYLE and two: Um, could we go somewhere else because after chasing you, I'm REALLY tired.
Kafei: Sure, whatever. (opens door, shifts ehead 2 and fro and waves for her to come inside)
Mz/Chx: Hmm, nice place. The back of the Curiosity Shop. Niiiiiice.
Kafei: Well, when you wanna be on the...the...whazzat word?
Mz/Chx: "On the DL?" (stands for Down Low, y'know, sland for "undercover" or on the "hush-hush")
Kafei: (glares) Riiiiiight, this is the best you can do.
Mz/Chx: (whips out a pen and a notepad, after all she IS a reporter!) So, how are you an Anju doing nowadays?
Kafei: Oh, we're divorced. See, one time when I was taking too long in the bathroom, Anju got very annoyed. So, she barged in through the door and caught me.
Mz/Chx: (pauses and looks up) Doing??
Kafei: Keep this a secret, ok?!
Mz/Chx: (groans and puts away her journalistic supplies) FINE.
Kafei: She caught me styling my hair. And she was pretty pissed that I used up her expensive Pantene Pro-V.
Mz/Chx: (snicker) Go on...
Kafei: So, I explained to her that I always dreamed of making hair-care products for people who want shiny, purple hair like mine (BTW, my hair IS naturally purple). She didn't support me, plus she thought I was a fag because I refused to cut it so...here I am.
Mz/Chx: Ah. She'll feel very salty now. Considering you're a huge hit!
Kafei: Yeah, that's true.
Mz/Chx: (rambling) I mean, DUH! You only have whole shelf dedicated to your hair-genius. Plus, I use your shampoo all the time! I mean, the non-purple kind. (I forgot they only sell potions and other useless shit)
Kafei: I know...(grins)
Mz/Chx: YEAH! Have you ever been to CVS? They have your dye, conditioner, and all sorts of stuff! Oh yeah, and I have 1 more question.
Kafei: I don't any checks on me...
Mz/Chx: Damn! But I wasn't going to ask you that.
Kafei: Okay, then shoot!
Mz/Chx: Do you think that maybe when I get my own place that we could...
Kafei: Oooohhhh no...I still LOOK like a minor (even though you're kinda cute).
Mz/Chx: Christ! Will you let me finish?!
Kafei: (sweat drop) Okay, okay...sorreeeee!
Mz/Chx: I was GOING to say that I should interview you sometime because I've been meaning to talk to my boss about a raise and no one can seem to catch you dammit!
Kafei: .......
Mz/Chx: Well, as strange as you are, I'm glad we met and I REALLY gotta go.
Kafei: Yah, yah, just don't let the door hit you--
Mz/Chx: Oh yeah, guess WHAT??
Kafei: Yeah?
Mz/Chx: I've been evicted!!
Kafei: oO Hmmm, sorry to hear that but you can't stay here.
Mz/Chx: (pfft! like I wanted to! I might get a concussion by hitting my head on the cieling) Awww...shucks! (snaps)
Kafei: BUT...You can always go to the Stock Pot Inn.'
Mz/Chx: YEAH! (frowns) But, I spent my last chump change on the taxi ride here.
Kafei: (shocked) Taxi? Since when does a taxi drive around Termina?
Mz/Chx: Beats me.
Kafei: Tell you what, (reaches in pocket) here's 200 rupees. Some pocket change I was gonna spend on some Chateau Romani.(hands her 2 purple rupees, 3 red ones, and 8 blue ones) That should at least get you 3-6 nights in the SPN.
Mz/Chx: Thanks!
Kafei: Don't try using it where you're from. It's roughly a little over a dollar in American currency.
Mz/Chx: (shit! is this kid a mind reader!) Uh thanks. (leaves)
Kafei: Cute
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And thassit! Still, if people could take a taxi cab to Termina, well, it'd be swarming with Zelda fans (including me). I wonder if there's a store somewhere that sells the masks as seen in Zelda 64 (II).
And, I think 200 rupees is a little over a dollar in US money. But are they shiny and colorful in real life?
Also, I think that Chateau Romani is more of a liquor than a milk. What kind of milk can give you an unlimited supply of magic power for up to three days?!
One more thing, have you ever read the Zelda MM manga? Have you ever seen him as an ADULT? He looks the same only taller and with pants instead of shorts. And what do you suppose he sounds like?
Try answering THESE in a review!
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AWFMC (A Word From Mz/Chx)
Wow, one review! I must be a helluva good writer! That person was upset that you couldn't take a taxi to Termina. How the hell do you even leave HYRULE let alone get to Termina? Well, if you could find out how to get to that forest in the M. Mask intro, they could build a road!
And by the way, there were a few…okay I ain't gonna lie, a LOT of typos on the last few chappies because the damn network won't accept asteriks (the star thingies) for some reason. Why…WHY?!
Another note, for first time-readers, in the "( )" 's are thoughts, actions, and narrations usually, ok?
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Last time:
After leaving Luigi's Mansion (hehehe), I took a taxi to South Clock Town, Termina.
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Chapter 3: Your Biggest Fan
Mz/Chx: WOW! (sings while spinning around) Now I have seen the worrrrrrrrld!
(BAM! She crashes into a strange, foreign, postbox)
Mz/Chx: (rubbing her face) That REALLY hurt, I think I wanna cry.
(a strange youth wearing a Keaton mask rudely pushes her to deposit a letter)
Mz/Chx: Hey! What the hell?! Haven't your parents ever taught you any manners?!
Kid: (looks her up and down)..... (runs off)
Mz/Chx: How dare you! Get back here ya little runt?! (runs after him)
(the kid is heading toward SCT's Laundry Pool)
Mz/Chx: (why did I choose to wear heels today?) pant pant...get...back...
(the kid is heading towards a door across from a small pond)
Mz/Chx: Rrrr! I HATE kids! (she takes off her shoe and throws it at the kid. It hits the child in the head, knocking him unconscious onto the ground face-first)
(Mz/Chx runs up to the kid)
Mz/Chx: (little bastard. She notices the mask is not on his face) Oh, crap. I didn't mean to hit you that damn hard.
(he's still in La-La land)
Mz/Chx: (gently kicks the youth with her bare foot) Hello? Little boy? Are you okay? (hmmm, he has nice hair. It's so purple and shiny. I should wake him up and ask what kind of hair stuff he uses) Um...Runt? I gotta ask you a question!
(she violently shakes the "runt" by the shoulders until he wakes up)
Kid: (who is now awake) Hey, hey, hey! Who are you, Michael Jackson?!
Mz/Chx: (jumps back with a scream) Oh...my...
Kid: I know! You totally trashed my mask! (dusts it off)
Mz/Chx: (who recognizes him from his deep red eyes) Y-you...are...K-k-k...
Kid: And you...are...r-r-re...tard...d-d-ed.
Mz/Chx: KAFEI?! You're Kafei right? Right?
Kid: Shhh! Don't say it so loud! And yes, I am Kafei!
Mz/Chx: Hmmm, you're a LOT smaller in person.
Kafei: (sarcastically) Oh thank you, I feel SOOOOOO much better. And what do you mean "in person"?
Mz/Chx: (interrupting) I'm sorry I knocked you out but you pushed me got-dammit! I'm a teenager and I deserve respect!
Kafei: Hmmm, I apologize but I'm not REALLY a kid. Or a midget so don't go thinking that either!
Mz/Chx: I know, you're a grown man who has been turned into a child by the Skull Kid, right?
Kafei: Damn skippy. (glares at Mz/Chx) How do YOU know all that stuff? I know good and well you're not from around here by your...ATTIRE. (looks her up & down again)
Mz/Chx: (and a LOT ruder!) One: where I'm from, it's a little something called STYLE and two: Um, could we go somewhere else because after chasing you, I'm REALLY tired.
Kafei: Sure, whatever. (opens door, shifts ehead 2 and fro and waves for her to come inside)
Mz/Chx: Hmm, nice place. The back of the Curiosity Shop. Niiiiiice.
Kafei: Well, when you wanna be on the...the...whazzat word?
Mz/Chx: "On the DL?" (stands for Down Low, y'know, sland for "undercover" or on the "hush-hush")
Kafei: (glares) Riiiiiight, this is the best you can do.
Mz/Chx: (whips out a pen and a notepad, after all she IS a reporter!) So, how are you an Anju doing nowadays?
Kafei: Oh, we're divorced. See, one time when I was taking too long in the bathroom, Anju got very annoyed. So, she barged in through the door and caught me.
Mz/Chx: (pauses and looks up) Doing??
Kafei: Keep this a secret, ok?!
Mz/Chx: (groans and puts away her journalistic supplies) FINE.
Kafei: She caught me styling my hair. And she was pretty pissed that I used up her expensive Pantene Pro-V.
Mz/Chx: (snicker) Go on...
Kafei: So, I explained to her that I always dreamed of making hair-care products for people who want shiny, purple hair like mine (BTW, my hair IS naturally purple). She didn't support me, plus she thought I was a fag because I refused to cut it so...here I am.
Mz/Chx: Ah. She'll feel very salty now. Considering you're a huge hit!
Kafei: Yeah, that's true.
Mz/Chx: (rambling) I mean, DUH! You only have whole shelf dedicated to your hair-genius. Plus, I use your shampoo all the time! I mean, the non-purple kind. (I forgot they only sell potions and other useless shit)
Kafei: I know...(grins)
Mz/Chx: YEAH! Have you ever been to CVS? They have your dye, conditioner, and all sorts of stuff! Oh yeah, and I have 1 more question.
Kafei: I don't any checks on me...
Mz/Chx: Damn! But I wasn't going to ask you that.
Kafei: Okay, then shoot!
Mz/Chx: Do you think that maybe when I get my own place that we could...
Kafei: Oooohhhh no...I still LOOK like a minor (even though you're kinda cute).
Mz/Chx: Christ! Will you let me finish?!
Kafei: (sweat drop) Okay, okay...sorreeeee!
Mz/Chx: I was GOING to say that I should interview you sometime because I've been meaning to talk to my boss about a raise and no one can seem to catch you dammit!
Kafei: .......
Mz/Chx: Well, as strange as you are, I'm glad we met and I REALLY gotta go.
Kafei: Yah, yah, just don't let the door hit you--
Mz/Chx: Oh yeah, guess WHAT??
Kafei: Yeah?
Mz/Chx: I've been evicted!!
Kafei: oO Hmmm, sorry to hear that but you can't stay here.
Mz/Chx: (pfft! like I wanted to! I might get a concussion by hitting my head on the cieling) Awww...shucks! (snaps)
Kafei: BUT...You can always go to the Stock Pot Inn.'
Mz/Chx: YEAH! (frowns) But, I spent my last chump change on the taxi ride here.
Kafei: (shocked) Taxi? Since when does a taxi drive around Termina?
Mz/Chx: Beats me.
Kafei: Tell you what, (reaches in pocket) here's 200 rupees. Some pocket change I was gonna spend on some Chateau Romani.(hands her 2 purple rupees, 3 red ones, and 8 blue ones) That should at least get you 3-6 nights in the SPN.
Mz/Chx: Thanks!
Kafei: Don't try using it where you're from. It's roughly a little over a dollar in American currency.
Mz/Chx: (shit! is this kid a mind reader!) Uh thanks. (leaves)
Kafei: Cute
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And thassit! Still, if people could take a taxi cab to Termina, well, it'd be swarming with Zelda fans (including me). I wonder if there's a store somewhere that sells the masks as seen in Zelda 64 (II).
And, I think 200 rupees is a little over a dollar in US money. But are they shiny and colorful in real life?
Also, I think that Chateau Romani is more of a liquor than a milk. What kind of milk can give you an unlimited supply of magic power for up to three days?!
One more thing, have you ever read the Zelda MM manga? Have you ever seen him as an ADULT? He looks the same only taller and with pants instead of shorts. And what do you suppose he sounds like?
Try answering THESE in a review!