Jingle Bells
"Alright students," said a demented teacher. "There will be some visitors that will sing Christmas carols to you. Please restrain from screaming when a squirrel comes because we don't want to scare them off."
"Sensei, will that scary lady come?" said a girl with the chewed-on pink ribbon.
"Don't be silly, she isn't scary. She's just...uh... different from us."
"She's coming back everyone! We should just die now!" the girl shouted, making all the children look at her.
Then...the door...opened!!! A tense silence followed with a few sneezes from the children who are about to see the nightmare that has returned. With a mask over her face.
"AHH!!!" Tasuki screamed and tried to run out of the door before she was dragged in.
Akito glared at the girl with pink ribbons and hissed. "I will hunt you down one of these years…" she said in a Lestat kind-of voice. "You will die before the squirrels take over your mind and monkeys will fly one day!"
"Wahhhh!!!" the girl cried. "She's back!!"
Yami twitched and sucked his thumb.
Marik made the Cross and prayed that he would leave in one piece.
Bakura watched Marik do the Cross.
Kyo poked at the teacher.
Inu-Yasha took out the Tetsaiga and posed as though he were about to attack.
Akito went into vampire mode and retreated to a dark corner, glaring with shining eyes.
"Alright! Let's start singing!" the blonde guard handed everyone carols and left quickly.
"Dashing through the snow?" Tasuki said.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!" Bakura said.
"Over the graves we go." Akito said in her vampire voice.
"Screaming all the way!!!!" Inu-Yasha shouted.
"I like cheese!!!" Yami sang.
"Bells on Bobtails ring?" Tasuki shrugged.
"Making dub Momiji cry!!!!!" Kyo and Akito screamed.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Akito, Kyo, Tasuki, and Inu-Yasha screamed.
"Oh what fun it is ride!' Marik put in.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!!!" they sang. "OH!
"Jingle Bells!" Marik said.
"Monkeys fly!" Akito said.
"Squirrels shall take the world!' Kyo said.
"They will come." Yami said.
"Attack a yami named Bakura!" Inu-Yasha said.
"Hey!" Bakura glared at them.
"Jingle Bells!" Inu-Yasha sang.
"What's a bell?" Akito asked.
"Why do cows wear bells?" Yami asked.
"They stand by." Kyo said.
"Plotting revenge." Tasuki added.
"Against a yami named Bakura!" they sang.
"Hey!" Bakura snapped.
"Dashing through the snow?" Tasuki said.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!" Bakura said.
"Over the graves we go." Akito said in her vampire voice.
"Screaming all the way!!!!" Inu-Yasha shouted.
"I like cheese!!!" Yami sang.
"Bells on Bobtails ring?" Tasuki shrugged.
"Making dub Momiji cry!!!!!" Kyo and Akito screamed.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Akito, Kyo, Tasuki, and Inu-Yasha screamed.
"Oh what fun it is ride!' Marik put in.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!!!" they sang altogether.
The children were silent before some began to cry. Akito and Tasuki looked very pleased with themselves.
"Ah, music to my ears." Tasuki said.
"Mmm... cheese..." Akito murmured.
"Why don't you sing something else?" the teacher asked, trying to calm the children.
"Uhh..." They flipped through the music and found something.
"What the hell?" Akito said.
"You'd better not breathe!" Bakura shouted.
"You'd better not move!" Marik snapped at Bakura.
"You'd better not drink I'm telling ya dude!" Yami said.
"Santa Clause is GUNNING YOU DOWN!!!!!!" Akito and Tasuki sang.
"He's making a list." Inu-Yasha sang.
"Checking it twice!" Kyo sang even louder.
"Gonna find out who's dying tonight!" Akito shouted.
"SANTA CLAUSE IS GUNNING YOU DOWN!!!!!!!" they sang together in drunken tones.
"He knows where you are sleeping!" Bakura said.
"He knows when you are in the can?" Kyo asked.
"He knows if you've been bad or good." Inu-Yasha said.
"SO DUCK FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!" Akito screeched.
"You'd better watch out!" Yami chewed on his hair.
"You'd better not cry!" Kyo whacked him.
"You'd better not pout I'm telling ya why!" Marik whacked Kyo with his Millennium Rod.
"SANTA CLAUSE IS EATING YOUR MOM!!!" Inu-Yasha yelled. ("Wha-?" Akito stared at Inu-Yasha.)
"He's sharpening his knives!" Akito sat on Inu-Yasha's foot.
"He's doing it twice!" Tasuki snapped.
"Gonna find out who's dying tonight!" Kyo screamed.
"SANTA CLAUSE IS EATING YOUR MOM!!" Inu-Yasha sang to a microphone. ("Where'd that come from?" Tasuki asked.)
"He knows if you taste nasty!" Tasuki said.
"He knows if you taste good!" Akito licked her lips.
"He knows if you taste bad or good!" Kyo smacked Akito.
"SO TASTE BAD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!" they shouted.
"You'd better not breathe!" Bakura shouted.
"You'd better not move!" Marik snapped at Bakura.
"You'd better not drink I'm telling ya dude!" Yami said.
"Santa Clause is GUNNING YOU DOWN!!!!!!" Akito and Tasuki sang.
The children's eyes had gotten wide with fear and the girl with the pink ribbons went to Akito and whacked her with her doll. "You are an evil lady!" she shouted and whacked Akito some more. "Santa isn't evil! He gives us presents! You don't have the Christmas spirit in you!"
Akito snapped and attempted to chew at the doll through her mask. Suddenly, her straitjacket fell off! Akito took off the mask and attacked the doll, hissing like a cat. When the doll was reduced to nothing but a pile of stuffing, she looked at everyone who backed away.
"Oh great, the vampire has escaped." Kyo said. She climbed on the desk and took out a string of garlic.
Akito opened her mouth and released an ear-shattering scream. She was restrained by the doctor that happened to come by and was put back to her straitjacket. She snarled and sank her teeth into the doctor's neck.
"All you people!" she snapped. "You think that you can solve anything by treating them differently! But you will see that you are like us too!" Akito bared her teeth to the girl with pink ribbons, revealing fangs.
"Okay, now she IS a vampire." Tasuki whimpered.
Inu-Yasha went to Akito and patted her head. "Good girl!" he said. Akito stopped and began to purr like a cat.
Everyone stared at them.
"Why is she not biting you?" Marik asked.
"Duh! I'm half demon!" Inu-Yasha finished patting Akito and took out a treat for the half-crazed girl. Akito immediately calmed and returned to her normal mode. Which was worse than her being a vampire.
She looked at the children and yelled, "It's the evil mole people from the center of the earth!!!" She took a stick and chased the children with that stick.
Tasuki took a plastic spoon and followed Akito.
Kyo cringed and glomped Marik. "Poofy hair!" ^__^
Inu-Yasha took out several bottles of eggnog and sake. "Hey! Akito!" she called. "I got candy!"
Akito perked and ran to Inu-Yasha. She sniffed the bottles and took the sake and drank it.
Kyo and Yami took the eggnog and guzzled it down. Inu-Yasha took a bottle of sake and drank it too. Only Tasuki, Bakura, and Marik didn't drink because the story needs some somber people here.
Akito went crossed eyed and screamed," Hit me!" She ran to the teacher lounge and returned with a Bloody Mary. "Did you know this isn't real blood?" she said.
Kyo and Yami sang drunken songs and were dancing in a circle. Inu-Yasha blinked. "That wasn't supposed to happen," he checked the labels. "Shit, they drank the eggnog that had sake in it and we drank the sake without eggnog."
"Did he just say that?" Bakura said.
"I wasn't listening," Tasuki answered.
Akito yawned, her fangs making the children scream and faint, and went to sleep on Bakura's head.
"Should I be scared?" he asked.
"Nah, she likes you too much for that."
Akito hissed and settled.
"I feel safe..." Bakura took her off and put her on Inu-Yasha's head.
"Pink leprechauns..." Akito murmured and kicked Bakura in her sleep. "Bad Fluffy-chan…"
Inu-Yasha blinked and slapped the vampire awake. "Bad Akito! No candy for a week!" he scolded.
Akito blinked sleepily but was awake. "Pink leprechauns want to take over the world..." she said in a drunken tone. She went cross-eyed and went wheeee.
"Why isn't the dog demon drunk?" Marik asked.
"Demons don't get drunk." Inu-Yasha explained.
"But Rath got drunk once with Cesia!" Kyo yelled.
"Who's Rath?" Bakura asked.
"A morally depressed Dragon Knight but he's not in this story." Akito said.
"Hey! Let's go out and sing some more!" Yami sang.
"OKAY!!!"
*************
I need to get a life...
"Alright students," said a demented teacher. "There will be some visitors that will sing Christmas carols to you. Please restrain from screaming when a squirrel comes because we don't want to scare them off."
"Sensei, will that scary lady come?" said a girl with the chewed-on pink ribbon.
"Don't be silly, she isn't scary. She's just...uh... different from us."
"She's coming back everyone! We should just die now!" the girl shouted, making all the children look at her.
Then...the door...opened!!! A tense silence followed with a few sneezes from the children who are about to see the nightmare that has returned. With a mask over her face.
"AHH!!!" Tasuki screamed and tried to run out of the door before she was dragged in.
Akito glared at the girl with pink ribbons and hissed. "I will hunt you down one of these years…" she said in a Lestat kind-of voice. "You will die before the squirrels take over your mind and monkeys will fly one day!"
"Wahhhh!!!" the girl cried. "She's back!!"
Yami twitched and sucked his thumb.
Marik made the Cross and prayed that he would leave in one piece.
Bakura watched Marik do the Cross.
Kyo poked at the teacher.
Inu-Yasha took out the Tetsaiga and posed as though he were about to attack.
Akito went into vampire mode and retreated to a dark corner, glaring with shining eyes.
"Alright! Let's start singing!" the blonde guard handed everyone carols and left quickly.
"Dashing through the snow?" Tasuki said.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!" Bakura said.
"Over the graves we go." Akito said in her vampire voice.
"Screaming all the way!!!!" Inu-Yasha shouted.
"I like cheese!!!" Yami sang.
"Bells on Bobtails ring?" Tasuki shrugged.
"Making dub Momiji cry!!!!!" Kyo and Akito screamed.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Akito, Kyo, Tasuki, and Inu-Yasha screamed.
"Oh what fun it is ride!' Marik put in.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!!!" they sang. "OH!
"Jingle Bells!" Marik said.
"Monkeys fly!" Akito said.
"Squirrels shall take the world!' Kyo said.
"They will come." Yami said.
"Attack a yami named Bakura!" Inu-Yasha said.
"Hey!" Bakura glared at them.
"Jingle Bells!" Inu-Yasha sang.
"What's a bell?" Akito asked.
"Why do cows wear bells?" Yami asked.
"They stand by." Kyo said.
"Plotting revenge." Tasuki added.
"Against a yami named Bakura!" they sang.
"Hey!" Bakura snapped.
"Dashing through the snow?" Tasuki said.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!" Bakura said.
"Over the graves we go." Akito said in her vampire voice.
"Screaming all the way!!!!" Inu-Yasha shouted.
"I like cheese!!!" Yami sang.
"Bells on Bobtails ring?" Tasuki shrugged.
"Making dub Momiji cry!!!!!" Kyo and Akito screamed.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Akito, Kyo, Tasuki, and Inu-Yasha screamed.
"Oh what fun it is ride!' Marik put in.
"In a nuclear powered sleigh!!!" they sang altogether.
The children were silent before some began to cry. Akito and Tasuki looked very pleased with themselves.
"Ah, music to my ears." Tasuki said.
"Mmm... cheese..." Akito murmured.
"Why don't you sing something else?" the teacher asked, trying to calm the children.
"Uhh..." They flipped through the music and found something.
"What the hell?" Akito said.
"You'd better not breathe!" Bakura shouted.
"You'd better not move!" Marik snapped at Bakura.
"You'd better not drink I'm telling ya dude!" Yami said.
"Santa Clause is GUNNING YOU DOWN!!!!!!" Akito and Tasuki sang.
"He's making a list." Inu-Yasha sang.
"Checking it twice!" Kyo sang even louder.
"Gonna find out who's dying tonight!" Akito shouted.
"SANTA CLAUSE IS GUNNING YOU DOWN!!!!!!!" they sang together in drunken tones.
"He knows where you are sleeping!" Bakura said.
"He knows when you are in the can?" Kyo asked.
"He knows if you've been bad or good." Inu-Yasha said.
"SO DUCK FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!" Akito screeched.
"You'd better watch out!" Yami chewed on his hair.
"You'd better not cry!" Kyo whacked him.
"You'd better not pout I'm telling ya why!" Marik whacked Kyo with his Millennium Rod.
"SANTA CLAUSE IS EATING YOUR MOM!!!" Inu-Yasha yelled. ("Wha-?" Akito stared at Inu-Yasha.)
"He's sharpening his knives!" Akito sat on Inu-Yasha's foot.
"He's doing it twice!" Tasuki snapped.
"Gonna find out who's dying tonight!" Kyo screamed.
"SANTA CLAUSE IS EATING YOUR MOM!!" Inu-Yasha sang to a microphone. ("Where'd that come from?" Tasuki asked.)
"He knows if you taste nasty!" Tasuki said.
"He knows if you taste good!" Akito licked her lips.
"He knows if you taste bad or good!" Kyo smacked Akito.
"SO TASTE BAD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!" they shouted.
"You'd better not breathe!" Bakura shouted.
"You'd better not move!" Marik snapped at Bakura.
"You'd better not drink I'm telling ya dude!" Yami said.
"Santa Clause is GUNNING YOU DOWN!!!!!!" Akito and Tasuki sang.
The children's eyes had gotten wide with fear and the girl with the pink ribbons went to Akito and whacked her with her doll. "You are an evil lady!" she shouted and whacked Akito some more. "Santa isn't evil! He gives us presents! You don't have the Christmas spirit in you!"
Akito snapped and attempted to chew at the doll through her mask. Suddenly, her straitjacket fell off! Akito took off the mask and attacked the doll, hissing like a cat. When the doll was reduced to nothing but a pile of stuffing, she looked at everyone who backed away.
"Oh great, the vampire has escaped." Kyo said. She climbed on the desk and took out a string of garlic.
Akito opened her mouth and released an ear-shattering scream. She was restrained by the doctor that happened to come by and was put back to her straitjacket. She snarled and sank her teeth into the doctor's neck.
"All you people!" she snapped. "You think that you can solve anything by treating them differently! But you will see that you are like us too!" Akito bared her teeth to the girl with pink ribbons, revealing fangs.
"Okay, now she IS a vampire." Tasuki whimpered.
Inu-Yasha went to Akito and patted her head. "Good girl!" he said. Akito stopped and began to purr like a cat.
Everyone stared at them.
"Why is she not biting you?" Marik asked.
"Duh! I'm half demon!" Inu-Yasha finished patting Akito and took out a treat for the half-crazed girl. Akito immediately calmed and returned to her normal mode. Which was worse than her being a vampire.
She looked at the children and yelled, "It's the evil mole people from the center of the earth!!!" She took a stick and chased the children with that stick.
Tasuki took a plastic spoon and followed Akito.
Kyo cringed and glomped Marik. "Poofy hair!" ^__^
Inu-Yasha took out several bottles of eggnog and sake. "Hey! Akito!" she called. "I got candy!"
Akito perked and ran to Inu-Yasha. She sniffed the bottles and took the sake and drank it.
Kyo and Yami took the eggnog and guzzled it down. Inu-Yasha took a bottle of sake and drank it too. Only Tasuki, Bakura, and Marik didn't drink because the story needs some somber people here.
Akito went crossed eyed and screamed," Hit me!" She ran to the teacher lounge and returned with a Bloody Mary. "Did you know this isn't real blood?" she said.
Kyo and Yami sang drunken songs and were dancing in a circle. Inu-Yasha blinked. "That wasn't supposed to happen," he checked the labels. "Shit, they drank the eggnog that had sake in it and we drank the sake without eggnog."
"Did he just say that?" Bakura said.
"I wasn't listening," Tasuki answered.
Akito yawned, her fangs making the children scream and faint, and went to sleep on Bakura's head.
"Should I be scared?" he asked.
"Nah, she likes you too much for that."
Akito hissed and settled.
"I feel safe..." Bakura took her off and put her on Inu-Yasha's head.
"Pink leprechauns..." Akito murmured and kicked Bakura in her sleep. "Bad Fluffy-chan…"
Inu-Yasha blinked and slapped the vampire awake. "Bad Akito! No candy for a week!" he scolded.
Akito blinked sleepily but was awake. "Pink leprechauns want to take over the world..." she said in a drunken tone. She went cross-eyed and went wheeee.
"Why isn't the dog demon drunk?" Marik asked.
"Demons don't get drunk." Inu-Yasha explained.
"But Rath got drunk once with Cesia!" Kyo yelled.
"Who's Rath?" Bakura asked.
"A morally depressed Dragon Knight but he's not in this story." Akito said.
"Hey! Let's go out and sing some more!" Yami sang.
"OKAY!!!"
*************
I need to get a life...