A/N Here it is, another chapter! You know... Oh never mind, I forget.

Disclaimer: I own the game SSB:M. I own my own Kokiri character I made up, Tala, but I don't own any other Kokiri (curses). So I live with fanfiction. Whoppee.

Samus looked at her room. It had a mirror, desk, a couch, two beds and a TV. That was not enough to defend herself against her roomates.

Captain Falcon and Ganondorf.

She knew that she would have been pushed in the room. She just hoped she got a bed to herself, or there would be some explosions.

Capatain Falcon peered at himself in the mirror. "I need to change clothes. Want to help, Samus?"

Samus pushed him onto the floor. "Freak."

Ganondorf, not having the luxury of indoor plumbing at Hyrule, was flushing the toilet over and over again. "Cool! Thee hast to see this!"

Samus flung herself on the second bed. "This one is mine."

Ganondorf, still thrilled with the restroom, called from behind the door. "Ditto."

"Arggghhh!" Samus yelled, and threw a pillow at bathroom door. Unfourtuantly, for Capatain Falcon, he moved and was knocked over by the force of the pillow.

Someone knocked on the door. Samus got up, kicked the kneeling racer aside and looked in the spyhole. After seeing whom it was, Samus opened the door.

Zelda, Peach and Nana walked in the room. Peach 'accidently' stepped on Captain Falcon, who groaned in pain.

Peach smiled sweetly. "Oops."

Samus pointed at her roommates. "Help."

Zelda pushed the bathroom door open. Ganondorf, still investgating the wonders of modern plumbing, swiftly turned around. He gasped. "What are you doing here, Zelda? I thought your room was different."

She slapped him. "Samus is coming with us."

He groaned, either from pain or dissapointment. "Why?"

Samus bopped him a hard one on the head. "I want to get out of here."

Captain Falcon regained speech abilities. "Er, what just happened?"

Nana whacked Captain Falcon in the stomach. He collapsed.

The females opened the door and left the room.

Young Link, Kirby, Ness, Yoshi, Pitchu, Jigglypuff and Pikachu were in their room. Young Link pointed to a patch of ground. "I sleep there."

Kirby shrugged. "Hiiihiiii!"

Yoshi pointed to the bed on the left. Pitchu shook his head. Yoshi pointed to the bathtub. Pitchu squeaked approval. Yoshi nodded, pleased.

Ness jumped on the right bed. "I get this one!"

Pikachu leapt on the other. "Pika pika chu!"

Kirby eyed the desk drawer suspiciously. Carefully, he crept toward it. Yanking it open, he squealed in delight. Jigglypuff peered in and puffed up in joy.

A rack of video games was set there, next to a GameCubeā„¢, with four multi-colored contollers. Young Link grabbed a gray one, and tossed black, purple and orange on the beds. Kirby popped in his favorite game.

Link, Marth and Roy were arguing who had the best sword. Roy swung his sword aloft. "Mine has a better pommel stone!"

Link shook his head. "Oh yeah? Try to whoop the MASTER SWORD!" He stabbed a pillow, sending feathers and scraps of cloth floating.

Marth snorted. "It's good for defending itself against pillows."

Popo, Mario, Luigi and Mewtwo were cutting the beds in half, so each person got half a bed. Mewtwo sliced one with a psychic attack. It split neatly down the middle. Teleporting the bed to a corner, he also cut the pillow in half. I will own this sleeping quarter. You will own the other, plumber.

Mario puffed out his chest. "Yesa sira!" He tripped, and rose shamefaced.

Popo was slamming the wood outline, hoping it would collapse. Eventully, it did, but caused a major racket. Luigi cursed in Italian. "Whena youa dona, Popa?"

Popo delivered a huge crash to the dented and beaten up bed. It split, but not very neatly. One bed was twice as big as the other was. Luigi grabbed the larger and dragged it in a corner. Popo glared at him then threw his mallet.

The blow hit Luigi with precise aim. He fell like log. Popo smiled, and hauled the bigger bed to his corner, near the air conditioner.

Fox and Falco sighed. They got a room to themselves, but they still had to stand the other. A knock sounded on the door, and both pilots rushed, and slammed into the other. Fox unlocked the door, pushed Falco away, and slumped in a state of pain. "Come in."

Bowser and Donkey Kong pounded their way in. Jumping on the beds, they fell into a deep slumber.

Falco looked up. "So much for a room to ourselves."

Kirby, Young Link, Ness and Pikachu were furiously punching the buttons. A knock sounded, and Pichu opened the door. "Pii!"

Zelda held up a tiny suitcase. "Whose is this?"

Ness, not looking away, snatched the case and threw it on the bed. Zelda looked at the game they were playing. "Super Smash Brothers; Melee?" The princess glanced at the players, who were all playing themselves. "I thought you'd be sick of it."

Kirby laughed. "Hiiihiiiiii!"

Ness pushed forward-A(Bat) and shouted, "Take that, Pikachu!"

Pikachu retaliated with a down B (Thunder) and squeaked. The game Ness was tossed off the stage and lost a stock life. The real Ness punched Pikachu. Pikachu squealed furiously and tackled the young boy. A mad and brutal fight broke out, and the game was forgotten. Kirby and Young Link continued to beat up on the immobile characters, ignoring the real fight going on then and there.

Zelda grabbed one of the controllers, (Pikachu's) and furiously tapped and punched the keys. The two players were overwhelmed and lost the five- stock match. Zelda nodded, satisfied, and threw the game Ness off the stage three times to finish him off.

Pikachu and Ness rolled away from the other, panting and squeaking (A/N: Pikachu sqeaking, not Ness. I never heard Ness squeak. It would be funny though.) Ness dragged himself to the bed, but fainted right after getting on, and Pikachu fainted on the green and gold carpet, completely exhausted.

Zelda triumphantly taunted six times in one minute. After that, she patted Kirby and Young Link on their heads and said, "Maybe next time, kiddies." She walked out of the room, back to hers.

The young Hyrulian merely stared, but Kirby rolled backwards into the sofa, still incredulous at the loss of a match in where he played who he was.

The girls of Super Smash Brothers were setting up their room. Samus preferred the couch, but Peach insisted on sleeping in a full queen sized bed, being one of the two princesses there. Zelda found it easier to sleep as Shiek than as Zelda. She picked up the phone to dial down to the office to get more blankets and pillows for Nana, who was sleeping on the floor, when a yell and shout echoed for the hallway. Nana banged the door open.

Link held up a pair of suitcases, one decked out in flowers, another in Triforce symbols. "Whose are these? I think the Triforce bag is yours, Zelda."

Zelda smiled and picked up her bag from the Hero of Time's grasp, but Peach pulled out a tennis racket and smacked him in the head. Link groaned and fell back.

Peach swiped her luggage and winked at the furious Zelda. "Sweet!"

Zelda dragged the unconcious Link to his room. Banging on the door, she waited for the door to open.

Marth answered the door. He looked surprised at the princess supporting the swordsman, but quickly hid it by shouting to Roy, "Hey, it's Link!"

Roy instantly relived Zelda of the burden. "Um, thanks, Zelda."

She curtsied. "If you mean knocking him out, thank Peach. She took a tennis racket to his head."

Roy hid a smile of happiness. "Er, thanks."

Zelda rose from her curtsy and strode to her room. After shutting the door, Marth thumped Roy on the head. "Want a napkin?"

Roy angrily dropped Link on the sofa. "I wasn't drooling!"

Marth grinned and pointed at the younger warrior's cheek. "Ha!"

Roy blushed and wiped the spit away. "Cheap!"

A/N Whew! This is hard work. I have to double-paragraph the whole thing, and my wrist aches. Writing is better... Oh well, got to double- paragraph more! Bye until next chapter!