Wait, there are such things as pink leprechauns?
"Ohhh!! Shiny objects!" Kyo and Akito shouted as the decorations were being put on a Christmas tree. Una (a.k.a Tasuki. She decided to change her name.) was pulling on Kyo as Inu-Yasha carefully guided Akito away.
"Now now Akito," Inu-Yasha wrapped his arm around her waist. "Let's go now. Shiny object will be there for the whole season. It won't go away."
"Ohhh!" Akito ran and grabbed something from the ground. "I found a nickel!!"
"Mine!" Kyo shouted and both fought for the shiny nickel. Insert explosions and random shouting.
Yami must've been still drunk because he was singing off-key and running into lampposts.
Bakura and Marik were debating their plans on taking over the world.
"I say we take over everything using our Items!" Marik argued.
"But that takes the fun out of things!" Bakura whined. "Why don't we take over each country one by one and THEN you can use your Item to control these people." He paused. "No, that gives you more power than me!"
"I like that idea!" Marik said.
"No, you will not get the power all to yourself!" Bakura punched him on the face.
Yami looked at the fighting yamis and covered his ears. "Too much noise!" he cried. "I can't take it anymore!!" He turned and ran himself against the wall.
Inu-Yasha looked at the sky that was now snowing. "I think the sky is getting ready to fall…"
"What's with the sky?" Una shouted. "Can't you find something better to talk about?"
"No."
Akito stepped on Kyo's back. "I win the nickel!" she shouted.
Kyo made an incoherent sound and bit Akito's ankle. "I…won't…give up!!"
The vampire looked at Kyo, shrugged, and went to a candy vendor to return with candy. "Sugar for Akito!" she smiled, showing those fangs again which made Bakura whimper.
"Note to self," he whispered, "Never make a vampire hyperactive."
Una shouted and was about to go to Akito when she suddenly realized that it was a vampire she was going after. Well, would you approach a vampire that had candy? YES!
She ran to Akito and snatched a piece.
Akito swiftly sank her fangs into Una's throat and drank. Inu-Yasha went to her and said, "Okay, Akito. You've had enough to get high."
Akito pouted and dropped Una who was barely conscious. "I want more…" she whined.
Inu-Yasha was about to turn when the vampire suddenly wrapped her arm around his shoulders and drank from his throat.
Kyo, who was watching, had gone to Yami who was repeatedly ran against the wall and pulled on his spiky hair to make him stop.
Yami looked at her with a cross-eyed gaze and he suddenly pushed forward and kissed her. Kyo yelped and slapped Yami across the face.
"You can't be that drunk!" she shouted.
"Tuesday… is applesauce day…" Yami fainted.
Kyo blinked. "I wonder if his mother dropped him on his head as a child," she muttered.
Inu-Yasha went limp in Akito's arms as she carefully set him down. Akito licked her lips and said, "Demon blood tastes better than human's"
Bakura approached her. "You seem powerful. Would you like to join me in taking over the world?" he asked.
Akito cocked her head. "Fluffy-chan, I shall take over the world and proclaim that the motives of the chicken crossing the street shall never be questioned again!"
Kyo suddenly glomped Marik again. "Neko-chan!"
"Bad Kyo! Come!" Akito pointed down and Kyo obeyed.
"When did Kyo listen to Akito?" Una asked.
"When she found that Akito was the Head of the Sohma clan and Kyo had to obey her. Very simple." Inu-Yasha shrugged. "Although being a slave to Akito means getting bitten all the time."
"Where are we going to this time?"
"We go to the ends of the earth!!" Akito proclaimed and a bus appeared with an ad about Santa. She pulled everyone by the hair and dragged them inside.
I didn't feel like updating for a long time and I've somehow gotten addicted to Dir en Grey
during the past few months. Yea, that's it.