A/N One more chapter to go! I can't wait, another fic to finish. I've
only completed three. Read and enjoy!
Disclaimer: Ask anybody if I own Super Smash Brothers. Then hit yourself on the head. You obviously have a bolt loose.
Pikachu and Ness were playing a tournement mode in SSBM when a loud explosion caught the duo unaware. A small, black form waddled from the area near what used to be the furnace.
Young Link was ordering pizza for all the rooms when the blast had happened. He muttered into the phone quickly. "Six large pepperonies, two medium cheese, a medium olive and sausage and three orders of breadsticks. Room 223 through 229, Motel Hotel." He slammed the receiver down and jumped over the blackened carpet. "Sheesh, Kirby, what did you do?"
Yoshi pointed at a wire, and gestured chewing. Young Link gasped. "Did you seriously attempt to eat that cable?"
Kirby shrugged, and squeaked. "Hiii!"
Yoshi translated that, and then Ness finished it up. "He said he thought it was a piece of spaghetti."
Young Link unstrung his bowstring, and swiftly tied the pink marshmallow to a chair leg. "Stay there until the pizza comes."
Poor Kirby was left to watch Pikachu and Pichu play a 64-event tournament mode four times.
Link had finally regained conciousness earlier when the pizza had arrived. Link reflectively gnawed a piece of cheese pizza. Why was I so stupid seven years ago? He thought.
Almost as if the thought had called him, Young Link, Ness and Kirby came in the doorway wearing stolen swimming gear. "Want to swim? We're going down to the pool."
Link snapped at his younger self. "Pay for the clothes you took!"
Young Link stuck out his tongue. "Are you going or not?"
Link chucked a pillow at his cheeky other self. "Not unless you pay!"
Marth, who was listening, commented to Roy, "I never had an argue with myself."
Roy shrugged. "I never had Link's problem, and I hope I never will; my younger self was a horror probably."
Young Link and his friends had escaped the wrath of Link and made it down to the pool. The swimming pool was larger than most and was tiled a deep blue. Young Link, having experience in Lake Hylia, dived in and swam the length of the pool. Kirby, however, full of air, floated the whole time. Ness even sat on him, but to no avail. The fluff-ball did not sink.
Loud crashes annouced the arrival of DK and Bowser. The ape plunged into the aquamarine depths, then began rising and spitting out water. He grunted and moaned a few times, and splashed into the water again, sending a mini tsunami towards the three helpless swimmers on the other side. Bowser, being the larger of the two (A/N I think he is, but DK may be bigger, IDK) hurled himself in, a spinning turtle of terror. The water that hit his whirling spikes shot off and collided with the other four characters.
Kirby, being a lightweight, besides his obsessive eating habits, was chucked clear of the pool. He tore off the pool area and slammed into the cerulean tiled walls. Young Link was lucky- his shield had taken most of the speeding water shots. Ness had used his pyschic shield, and the water bounced off the safeguard and smacked DK in the back.
Pure chaos ensued. The three smaller characters allied, but DK and Bowser were still enemies. The tiles were soon covered with scars, burned, dents and numerous other injuries.
Young Link, Ness and Kirby ducked beneath the youth's shield, dodging attacks and randomly attacking.
Samus, Peach, Zelda, and Nana were at the gift shop. Peach was really the one that had dragged them there, but they didn't want to refuse a princess's wish to go to the hotel store. Samus toyed with a can of Chef Boyardee (A/N I don't own that either) while Nana was messing around with the ice cream freezer. Peach was squealing over a pink colored two piece bathing suit, whilst Zelda was left poking at a purple and gold striped one- piece.
Nana had decided to purchase an ice cream bar, two gallons of chocolate ice cream and to top it off, a small sherbert. Peach eyed the ice cream with distaste. "That will make you fat."
Nana shrugged. "So? I'm a video game character. I can't change my apperance, so there!" She stuck out her tongue.
Zelda choose to the purple and striped swimsuit to buy. She was about to pay in Rupees when the cashier leaned over. "What are those jewels?"
Zelda, forgetting that you can't buy anything with Rupees in a human hotel, blushed and switched to the normal money.
After purchasing the items they had decided to get, the females went to the pool. Zelda and Peach went into the restroom to change, while Samus opened and heated the can of beefaroni (A/N Whatever that is, I never studied the spellings). Nana was left licking endless pints of ice cream.
When Peach exited the bathroom, she flounced around, squealing about how cute she looked. Zelda modestly entered the pool area, but met an interesting sight.
The tiles of the pool were ripped off, and lay in shreds around the edge. DK and Bowser hurled attacks while the small punching bags dodged and hid from their merciless attackers.
Zelda, used to throwing out orders, shouted, "CUT IT OUT!"
The two parties of attackers and defenders froze.
Zelda strode in the pool, picked Young Link out, and snapped, "What happened here?"
The saturated Hylian spluttered out a feeble explanation. "We were in here, just swimming when turtle brain and monkey mug come in-"
DK and Bowser roared and hurled tiles at the confessing youth. Young Link was knocked unconcious, and hung from his princess's grip limply. She dropped him with a wet thud and put her hands on her hips. "Stop it NOW!"
DK hung his head in shame, and Bowser turned. Zelda was a normally nice person, but she, when angered, was like a tornado.
She pointed at the torn tiles. "Clean this place up, and make it a good job, or I'll hunt you down!"
DK and Bowser muttered curses, but obeyed.
Link woke some hours later, a throbbing head making him groan. Slowly rising from the bed, he stumbled to the door. "I need coffee...." He moaned. Opening the door, he was greeted by cheers and screams of happiness.
Outside the door, Young Link, Kirby, and Ness were the very models of liveliness and cheer. Jumping, shouting, and pounding the walls, they bounced off the ceiling, happy.
Roy popped his head out of the door of his room. "What is going on out he- "
A boomerang smacked his head, tossing him backward into the room, into the sleepy Hero of Time. Link cursed and shoved the other young warrior out of the way. Stamping out of the room, he yelled, "Would you cut it out, you morons!"
A large bolt of green light shatters in his face. He collapsed, facedown on his nose. Ness laughed.
Kirby squeaked out what might be called an explanation, but it was Young Link who translated. "Zelda gave a guilt trip to DK and Bowser for trying to kill us!"
Roy rolled his eyes. "Whatever..."
Mewtwo came out, then spoke, looking at the characters. Some people never change.
A/N It is... SSB:M CRAZINESS! And I created it. I feel so proud of myself.
One more chappie, and this fic is DONE! Sorry, got carried away... -Shadowsong CometShard StarGlaive
Disclaimer: Ask anybody if I own Super Smash Brothers. Then hit yourself on the head. You obviously have a bolt loose.
Pikachu and Ness were playing a tournement mode in SSBM when a loud explosion caught the duo unaware. A small, black form waddled from the area near what used to be the furnace.
Young Link was ordering pizza for all the rooms when the blast had happened. He muttered into the phone quickly. "Six large pepperonies, two medium cheese, a medium olive and sausage and three orders of breadsticks. Room 223 through 229, Motel Hotel." He slammed the receiver down and jumped over the blackened carpet. "Sheesh, Kirby, what did you do?"
Yoshi pointed at a wire, and gestured chewing. Young Link gasped. "Did you seriously attempt to eat that cable?"
Kirby shrugged, and squeaked. "Hiii!"
Yoshi translated that, and then Ness finished it up. "He said he thought it was a piece of spaghetti."
Young Link unstrung his bowstring, and swiftly tied the pink marshmallow to a chair leg. "Stay there until the pizza comes."
Poor Kirby was left to watch Pikachu and Pichu play a 64-event tournament mode four times.
Link had finally regained conciousness earlier when the pizza had arrived. Link reflectively gnawed a piece of cheese pizza. Why was I so stupid seven years ago? He thought.
Almost as if the thought had called him, Young Link, Ness and Kirby came in the doorway wearing stolen swimming gear. "Want to swim? We're going down to the pool."
Link snapped at his younger self. "Pay for the clothes you took!"
Young Link stuck out his tongue. "Are you going or not?"
Link chucked a pillow at his cheeky other self. "Not unless you pay!"
Marth, who was listening, commented to Roy, "I never had an argue with myself."
Roy shrugged. "I never had Link's problem, and I hope I never will; my younger self was a horror probably."
Young Link and his friends had escaped the wrath of Link and made it down to the pool. The swimming pool was larger than most and was tiled a deep blue. Young Link, having experience in Lake Hylia, dived in and swam the length of the pool. Kirby, however, full of air, floated the whole time. Ness even sat on him, but to no avail. The fluff-ball did not sink.
Loud crashes annouced the arrival of DK and Bowser. The ape plunged into the aquamarine depths, then began rising and spitting out water. He grunted and moaned a few times, and splashed into the water again, sending a mini tsunami towards the three helpless swimmers on the other side. Bowser, being the larger of the two (A/N I think he is, but DK may be bigger, IDK) hurled himself in, a spinning turtle of terror. The water that hit his whirling spikes shot off and collided with the other four characters.
Kirby, being a lightweight, besides his obsessive eating habits, was chucked clear of the pool. He tore off the pool area and slammed into the cerulean tiled walls. Young Link was lucky- his shield had taken most of the speeding water shots. Ness had used his pyschic shield, and the water bounced off the safeguard and smacked DK in the back.
Pure chaos ensued. The three smaller characters allied, but DK and Bowser were still enemies. The tiles were soon covered with scars, burned, dents and numerous other injuries.
Young Link, Ness and Kirby ducked beneath the youth's shield, dodging attacks and randomly attacking.
Samus, Peach, Zelda, and Nana were at the gift shop. Peach was really the one that had dragged them there, but they didn't want to refuse a princess's wish to go to the hotel store. Samus toyed with a can of Chef Boyardee (A/N I don't own that either) while Nana was messing around with the ice cream freezer. Peach was squealing over a pink colored two piece bathing suit, whilst Zelda was left poking at a purple and gold striped one- piece.
Nana had decided to purchase an ice cream bar, two gallons of chocolate ice cream and to top it off, a small sherbert. Peach eyed the ice cream with distaste. "That will make you fat."
Nana shrugged. "So? I'm a video game character. I can't change my apperance, so there!" She stuck out her tongue.
Zelda choose to the purple and striped swimsuit to buy. She was about to pay in Rupees when the cashier leaned over. "What are those jewels?"
Zelda, forgetting that you can't buy anything with Rupees in a human hotel, blushed and switched to the normal money.
After purchasing the items they had decided to get, the females went to the pool. Zelda and Peach went into the restroom to change, while Samus opened and heated the can of beefaroni (A/N Whatever that is, I never studied the spellings). Nana was left licking endless pints of ice cream.
When Peach exited the bathroom, she flounced around, squealing about how cute she looked. Zelda modestly entered the pool area, but met an interesting sight.
The tiles of the pool were ripped off, and lay in shreds around the edge. DK and Bowser hurled attacks while the small punching bags dodged and hid from their merciless attackers.
Zelda, used to throwing out orders, shouted, "CUT IT OUT!"
The two parties of attackers and defenders froze.
Zelda strode in the pool, picked Young Link out, and snapped, "What happened here?"
The saturated Hylian spluttered out a feeble explanation. "We were in here, just swimming when turtle brain and monkey mug come in-"
DK and Bowser roared and hurled tiles at the confessing youth. Young Link was knocked unconcious, and hung from his princess's grip limply. She dropped him with a wet thud and put her hands on her hips. "Stop it NOW!"
DK hung his head in shame, and Bowser turned. Zelda was a normally nice person, but she, when angered, was like a tornado.
She pointed at the torn tiles. "Clean this place up, and make it a good job, or I'll hunt you down!"
DK and Bowser muttered curses, but obeyed.
Link woke some hours later, a throbbing head making him groan. Slowly rising from the bed, he stumbled to the door. "I need coffee...." He moaned. Opening the door, he was greeted by cheers and screams of happiness.
Outside the door, Young Link, Kirby, and Ness were the very models of liveliness and cheer. Jumping, shouting, and pounding the walls, they bounced off the ceiling, happy.
Roy popped his head out of the door of his room. "What is going on out he- "
A boomerang smacked his head, tossing him backward into the room, into the sleepy Hero of Time. Link cursed and shoved the other young warrior out of the way. Stamping out of the room, he yelled, "Would you cut it out, you morons!"
A large bolt of green light shatters in his face. He collapsed, facedown on his nose. Ness laughed.
Kirby squeaked out what might be called an explanation, but it was Young Link who translated. "Zelda gave a guilt trip to DK and Bowser for trying to kill us!"
Roy rolled his eyes. "Whatever..."
Mewtwo came out, then spoke, looking at the characters. Some people never change.
A/N It is... SSB:M CRAZINESS! And I created it. I feel so proud of myself.
One more chappie, and this fic is DONE! Sorry, got carried away... -Shadowsong CometShard StarGlaive