A/N Hello, and welcome to another chappie! This is the last one cries but it is a fic well done. Not rare, there are tons of fics out there like this, but you know what I mean. I think, maybe, it is medium. I like my steak medium rare. Oops, sorry, off topic. Enjoy the story!

Disclaimer: I wonder if I own Nintendo. shifts through games Nope.

Samus packed up her things, stuffing her clothes, swim suit and such in her spaceship suitcase. She recollected over what had happened.

Flashback

"AUGHHHH! THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!"

Young Link, pursued by DK and Bowser, tore down the hall, sword out, boomerang in his left hand. He ripped to a right, DK and the angry turtle close on his tail.

Kirby and Ness ran, or attempted to. Kirby saw his chance and grabbed Ness's hand quickly, and hitched a ride onto DK's back.

"ZELDA! OLDER ME! HEEEEEELLLPPP!"

The young warrior was slightly ahead of the two assassins, and rapped on the door of Samus's room hastily. "Help!"

Samus opened the door, and was bulled into by DK and Bowser, who had slammed into Young Link as soon as she had opened the door.

Peach had been trying to dry herself off from the pool, and had a towel wrapped around her body when the five males and the confused bounty hunter had been smacked into the wall opposite of the door. She screeched, thinking they had come in to see her, and whipped out her frying pan. She smacked DK, Bowser, Kirby, Ness and Young Link repeatedly, shrieking, "Hentai hentai hentai!"

Young Link attempted to dodge the blows. "Peach, I was running from monkey mug and turtle here-"

Bowser swung a clawed hand and scored a hit on the Hylian's head. He slumped over, obviously unconcious.

Samus untangled herself from the pile of guys and sidled up to Peach. "Shall we get rid of them, Princess?"

"Let's!" snarled Peach, and unleashed her parasol onto the helpless males. Samus fired up her gun, and let loose a powerful blast, sending them clear through the wall.

Link and Zelda were trying to have some "quality time" in the pool. Zelda and the Hero of Time were swimming when Roy and Marth came in, and jumped into pool, cannon bally style.

Water drenched the princess and man, and both shouted, "Hey!"

Roy shrugged, red hair dripping wet, along with Marth. "It's a free pool."

Zelda was about to set free a ball of Din's Fire on them when Link reminded her, "We're in a pool, remember?"

She scowled and forgot it. She climbed out. "I'm getting packed, Link. The Master Hand probably needs us back by now."

Link also scowled. "Does he want us back?"

End Flashback

Samus pushed her swimsuit deeper into the clothes. She did not need Captain Falcon or Ganondorf ogling at it.

At that moment, both hentais came in, their suitcases packed. They motioned towards the door. "Zelda wants you, Samus."

She slammed her luggage shut, and carried it out, smacking Ganon's face for reaching towards her. She kicked the door closed. Well, she broke it down.

"What is it, Zelda?" she asked the princess.

Zelda looked at a clock. "It's nearly time to go."

Samus grinned. "Finally."

Zelda and Mewtwo stood waiting at the lobby for the rest of the Smashers to get transported. Link had paid the bellboy in ruppees, and he ran off.

"It seems like money here," said Link, paying the manager for all the damage, plus the check. "I mean, we've paid for everything with it."

The manager shook in fear, and snatched the ruppees away. Link looked at him scutter towards his office, slamming the door. "What's with him?"

Zelda was picking at her suitcase. "It's not often that he must see a person with a sword, hookshot and weapons."

Link turned pink. "I knew that."

Young Link came running down the hall towards the lobby. He hid behind Zelda's dress. "Hide me!"

DK and Bowser, only slightly recovered from Samus's discharge, stumlbled into the lobby, snapping, "Where's the runt?"

Or as DK said, "Urhnn unnt!"

Zelda shrugged, carful not to shift her dress lest they see Young Link. Mewtwo pointed down the hall. "That way."

They pelted towards the hall, running into the other. Zelda shook with silent laughter.

"Well? Are we going?" The rest of the Smashers arrived. Mario was combing his mustache, as was Luigi. Pikachu and Pichu were chewing on the wires from the lamps. Roy swatted them away.

"Well? Everybody accounted for?" Zelda took a quick count, and was satisfied, though she had to send somebody to get the angry DK and Bowser.

"By the way, Young Link, what did you do to make them so mad?" whispered Zelda as they transported home.

He grinned. "I poked them with Roy's sword."

Roy, who was already there, angrily grabbed the sword from Young Link's belt strap where it was secured. "Why you little-!"

The knight chased the young boy around the arena they had transported to. Zelda smiled at their antics and transported back to the lobby. And we were supposed to 'get to know each other'. She thought ruefully. Like that will ever happen.

A/N One fic down! Whew! How was it? I know, a shorted ending, but it had to end sometime. BTW, please read my other fics! -Shadowsong CometShard StarGlaive

hentai=pervert. It's Japanese, if you didn't know.