Okey, because I didn't get much more suggestions for Kikyo torture chamber, I'm gonna host the whole thing! Exciting? No? Then it's for my entertainment only ^_^.

(Caps mean yell)

So if she's such a great priestess, why does she trouble herself with following a stinky dog? I already know the answer to that question! She's icky too! Bleh! I wonder how long she went without bathing, I mean in feudal Japan, a priestess, and a village full of dirty men, you can't expect her to bathe often.

I was thinking, for a good torture session, you could lock her in a chamber full of the weapons you are going to use on her the next day. You can just see her locked up down stares, looking at the pitchfork and screaming: "Save YOURSELF sister!" And her scary mind makes the pitchfork talk: "I work in the barn, dope, stay in the limits of your garden, hoe."

*****A DAISY***** minific (Caps mean yell)

Kikyo is skipping through a field of daisies.

"OOOOOO!" She screeched. "Look, a DAISY" She yelled the last word particularly loud.

Wow Kikyo, a daisy… IN A FIELD OF DAISIES.

"DAISY" Kikyo yelled happily, skipping around in circles.

After tromping all over the daisy, Kikyo picked it. It was a miserable sight, withered, and dirty. "I wonder IF my LITTLE sister would like this DAISY?!" She shrieked, skipping in the direction of the village.

***BACK IN THE VILLIAGE***

"LOOK Keade!" Kikyo shoved the daisy in her baby sister's face. "A DAISY." She caterwauled. "A DAISY, a DAISY, a DAISY!" She yelled, and shook the very worn looking daisy.

Kikyo's mother walked into the room, curious at the noise.

"Look MOMMY a DAISY I found in THE field!" She held up the wilting flower for her mother to see.

"That's very nice, honey." The mother replied, smiling through her displeasure. "Why don't you go back outside and get more?" She suggested.

"MORE DAISIES!" Kikyo shouted her loudest, and her mother flinched. Kikyo skipped outside and skidded to a halt. "But I can't REMEMBER where I got this DAISY!" She wailed loudly and many villagers turned their heads.

***** END FIC ******

hope you liked this.

-Icebolt