Ok, So now, I've got two stories updated! Sweet. This is for all y'all people out there who absolutely totally despise KIkyo. Look every one!!!...

This is a personally written fan fic set inside Kagome's house. Inu-yasha, Kikyo, Miroku, shippo, and Sango are all being taught how to use a modern toilet and other functions of the bathroom. Enjoy.

Kagome led the other four friends into the bath room. She purposefully left out Kikyo as a friend'. They all gasped and oooed' and aaahed'. She tried not too look too pleased with herself. The tiles of her bathroom were a bright blue, as well as the shower curtain and sink. (Along with the light fixtures). Kikyo pointed to the toilet.
What is that?! She cried, almost frightened. I've never seen-
That's a toilet. Kagome snapped, glaring at her as if she were stupid-which she highly suspected due to the Goylish look on her face.
A Toy lit? She asked stupidly, wearing a face similar to one Kagome had seen on a Gorilla as it examined her wrist watch.
Sango corrected politely, grimacing at the dirty look Kagome threw her.
A Toilet, where you sit on it and take a shit. Inu-yasha blurted out unexpectedly, and looked around at the stunned faces as if to say What?'.
Unfortunately, you are correct. Kagome said grimly. You sit- or stand rather,-she gave Inu-yasha a sheepish look, and aim the best you can.
Sango seemed to be distracted. She pointed at a vertical stick with a rubber hemisphere on the bottom. What's that?
Kagome blushed.
I know!! Kikyo said, raising her hand like a child. I know, I know! She scuttled hurriedly over to the toilet plunger and picked it up by it's handle. Kagome nearly barfed at what she did next. There was a sickening squelch as Kikyo rammed the rubber end on her head.
It's a hat!

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