Disclaimer: Uh, if I did, I would live in Japan and I would own all the
comics. But I don't. I only have the first one because I got it at my
birthday party (which was today) yay for me.
AN: Uh, I didn't get the most helpful reviews ever, but please keep reviewing and give me ideas for chap 3. Please.
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Chapter Two: Um, what?
Kagome took a minute to come to her senses.
"Wha-?" She looked very confused. I couldn't blame her. She didn't understand what happened to me. Well, I had told her I WAS Inuyasha, and I still am.
"Will you braid my hair PLEASE?" I looked straight at her. Her eyes revealed she was remarkably confused. She thought for a moment, then seemed to lose the confusion.
"OK!" She smiled brightly. I grinned at her and she went to get her special box of hair stuff. She did my hair, then I did hers. We talked to each other (actually, she did most of the talking) and we giggled, and she decided she wanted my friends to meet me as I was. My hair was braided wonderfully (thanks to Kagome) and my makeup was applied perfectly (thanks to whatever force caused me to change). I wanted to meet her friends.
I waited as Kagome talked on her phone. She started talking all happy and excited, but as she talked, her smiles faded, replaced by frowns and disappointment. I looked at her hopefully as she hung up the phone.
"They can't come. One of them has the flu and the other two are frantic about her. They think THEY'RE gonna catch something from her, and yet I know they could come over and be away from her." She looked at me, disappointment in her eyes. "I'm confused as to what they're thinking."
"Me, too." I hadn't talked much. I giggled when something was funny, and I'd ask questions occasionally, but I didn't tell stories like Kagome did because, well, I didn't HAVE any "girl stories" to tell. She had plenty.
"What are we gonna do now?" Kagome stuck her hands in her pockets. Suddenly, her face lit up, surprised. "Wait a minute." She brought her left hand out and in it was the small container where she held the thirteen shards of the Shikon Jewel we had collected.
"Oooohhh..." I realized that Kagome and I had both completely forgotten about our mission in the Feudal Era. I looked at her, the question I wished to ask dancing in my eyes. She nodded. We both leapt up and dashed to the well.
~
"Where ARE they?" Miroku was searching everywhere for Kagome, Sango, and me. He glanced behind him at Shippo. The little fox was bouncing along with a mask of cheerfulness on over his real feelings - fear and anxiety. He, too, was worried about the missing people. He bounced around, following Miroku.
Miroku had his own thoughts about those who were missing. 'I am surprised at myself with how worried I am about Sango..' he thought as he walked through the forest. 'I do not feel that worried about Inuyasha and Kagome, though. I know Inuyasha must be with Kagome and Inuyasha can protect both of them.' He did not notice he was caught in the same large circle as Sango, and they were always at opposite ends from each other.
~
Kagome and I rushed through the well. When we appeared in the Feudal Era, Kagome immediately began climbing the wall. I held her backpack as she clambered up the vines. When she reached the top, I threw her backpack up to her. She waited as I climbed up, too.
"What are we going to do?" Kagome looked around. She looked at me expectantly.
"Oh, hang on." I sniffed the air. I picked up Miroku's scent first and followed-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Wait a sec, how can Inuyasha be sniffing the air if he/she/it was still human? All that happened was he turned into a girl. Oh, well, we'll just say he/she/it got back their powers regardless of appearance. Back to the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I picked up Miroku's scent and followed it. Kagome was close at my heels. I could sense something was wrong. Kagome knew what I sensed as we both broke into a run. I stopped suddenly. Kagome crashed into me, but we both managed to catch ourselves before we fell.
"What is it, Inuyasha?" Kagome stared deep into my eyes. I gave her my response where she was looking. She immediately understood and we both ran again.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hmm. I didn't really give this chapter much of a name, should I leave it here??? No, I'll keep going. You readers deserve more than two pages of junk. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Miroku and Sango looked at each other. Miroku fell first.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I know, you're all wondering "What the heck happened???" You'll find out. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I was running hard and fast. The scent of the monk's blood continued to get stronger as I followed it. I began to pick up the somewhat weaker scent of Sango's blood, and Shippo's. There had obviously been a bad fight. Miroku obviously got the worst of it. Kagome was close by me, and she knew by the look on my face what I knew.
~
Miroku's mind spun. Faint recollections of the battle flashed before his eyes, then disappeared. Someone was calling him - someone he knew. Panic was in the female voice. Wait, there were three voices. Miroku heard them, but barely knew what they were saying. His mind began to clear, though, and he realized he was in a hut of some sort.
"Miroku?" An unfamiliar voice rang in his head, calling him over and over. He opened his eyes, finally, and saw a beautiful girl looking back at him. She wore a bright red strapless dress with white frills, and her hair was braided wonderfully. She wore a perfect amount of makeup. Her face, though, was filled with worry. "Miroku, what happened to you and Sango?" Well, the girl was me, as you should all know by now.
"Wha- Who? Who are you?" Miroku looked at me, confused, and asked me these questions. Suddenly, Kagome rushed in and shouted Miroku's name.
"Miroku! Miroku!" Kagome squealed with delight upon seeing Miroku up and well again. She rushed me out of the hut, and I went to see Sango in the hut next door.
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"Oh, Miroku, I'm so glad I came in time!" Kagome said to Miroku. She looked worried.
"In time for what? In time to shoo that beautiful girl out?" Miroku looked disappointed. He found Kagome's face shoved in his and she shouted at him.
"THAT 'BEAUTIFUL' GIRL IS INUYASHA!!!!!" Kagome yelled. "YOU ARE NOT TO HIT ON HER-it? Him? Oh, whatever. YOU ARE NOT TO HIT ON THAT PERSON AT ALL!!!! NO ADVANCES, NO ASKING PERVERTED QUESTIONS, NOTHING!!!!!!" Kagome stopped for breath. "No, no, and no."
"Um, what?" (finally, the chapter name is here!) Miroku looked at Kagome, confused. He scratched the back of his head.
"OK, I'll give it to you slower. That 'beautiful girl' is Inuyasha. I don't know how, but it's true. You are not to hit on her or do anything perverted to her until we can return her to a him." Kagome sighed. "You're gonna do it anyway, aren't you?" She looked straight at Miroku. He shrugged.
"I'll try my best, Kagome. But you know, every new girl." He trailed off and looked at her with the rest of the sentence plastered on his face.
"How'd you get that plaster there?" Kagome asked. She spent the next three hours trying to get the words "I ask her to bear my children" off Miroku's face. She scraped, peeled, and scratched at the stuff.
~
Meanwhile, I was talking to Sango and Shippo. They were a little weirded out, but Sango told me that Kagome had explained everything she knew to them. I didn't know anything more than Kagome did, anyway.
"Sango, what happened to you three?" I finally inquired.
Sango looked at me, and, surprisingly, grinned. I raised my eyebrow.
"What? Tell me?" She turned the grin into an ear-to-ear smile. She looked at me with humor filling her eyes to the brim.
"Sesshomaru came looking for his sister." That one sentence hung in the air. I stood up and ran out of the hut. She giggled insanely. I heard her for the first five minutes of my run. She giggled insanely, then laughed crazily, and finally just cackled evilly. I just kept running.
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Sesshomaru sat under a tree. 'My brother/sister/er, sibling. Does he/she/it know why he/she/it transformed? I am certain I know. Father told me a long time ago. My memory hasn't faded, has it? I must find him/her/it and reverse this before it's too late.'
~
Kagome finished taking the plaster off of Miroku's face. Miroku jumped up immediately and ran out of the hut. He dashed to Sango's hut and rushed in to see if I was there.
He had an idea. Miroku had a wonderful, awful idea.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AN: I don't own the line from the Grinch Who Stole My Line- er, I mean, Christmas. Erm. yeah. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I climbed up a tree in a faraway forest. I thought about what Sango had said.
"Sesshomaru came looking for his sister."
I suddenly smelled something in the air. My brother was approaching.
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"Sango, where is Inuyasha?" Miroku pushed his face into Sango's, forcing her to back against the wall.
"I don't know! He/she/it left a while ago!"
"WHY?!?!"
"I told her/him/it what Sesshomaru said when he came fighting us!"
"WHY?!?!"
"Because that *pause* PERSON asked!!!!" Sango forced Miroku away from her. He looked at her, then ran out, similar to the way I had, now about an hour ago.
~
Sesshomaru approached my tree quickly. I found a large hole in the top of the tree and clambered in. This was not a state I wanted him to see me in.
"Inuyasha? I can smell you in that tree!" Sesshomaru called me. "Brother/sister/er, sibling, come down!" He took out Tokijin and began to attempt cutting down the tree. I sensed this and jumped down.
"What do you want, Fluffy?"
~*~*~*~*~*~ I don't understand why so many people call Sesshy "fluffy". It's sorta dumb. FYI, that's why I put it in here. It's dumb. ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Why do you call me Fluffy, sister?"
"Why the heck do you call me 'sister,' Sushi?" (AN: next dumbest name I could come up with)
"I have come to tell you how to reverse your situation."
"I don't wanna hear it from you. Is there a retard who could tell me, or a rock? Both those choices are smarter than you, Sushi!"
With that, I ran away again.
~
Kagome sat, confused, in the hut Miroku used to occupy. 'What is Miroku planning?'
What is Miroku planning?
~
I ran into the hut where Kagome sat, confused, from the previously mentioned section thingy.
Kagome looked at me. She stood up and ran to me.
"Inuyasha! Where's Miroku, did he do anything to you?" She hugged me.
"Uh, I don't know where he is, and no, he didn't do anything to me."
"Good, 'cuz I want to test something." I looked at her. She grinned. "Inuyasha, sit!"
I slammed down to the ground and laid there silently. Nothing happened.
"OK, it didn't work. Great. What am I going to do?" Kagome buried her face in her hands. "I'm gonna go find Miroku." She left without another word.
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Miroku was walking through the forest where I had been just a few minutes ago. He was contemplating his idea. He was expanding it, going the extra seventeen miles. He was thinking more than he ever had before.
Despite what Kagome and Sango said, he had to hit on me. His plan? To let it come so surprisingly that no one would expect it. Of course, Kagome and Sango might say they knew it all along, but he knew. It would come as a complete surprise to them.
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Kagome ran towards the forest Miroku was in now. She knew he was there. She had to find him. She wanted him to do something important. What she didn't know was going to surprise her. Very, very soon.
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I waited for Kagome. I knew she would come back soon enough. She would return, apologizing for sitting me and for running out on me. I knew it. My girl ego told me.
I straightened myself out, brushed off dirt from when she had given me her command. I saw her backpack was still in the hut. What was in it? I didn't know. I decided I would look.
I took out a notebook that was labeled "Inuyasha Thoughts." I thought, 'This should be interesting.'
I began to read what was in the notebook.
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Sango sat in her hut, worrying about Miroku. 'What might he do to Inuyasha? Should I go out and stop him? Should I hit him with my boomerang? What should I do?' Her thoughts seemed to echo throughout the hut, though, even if she wasn't alone, only she could hear them.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Well, I suppose seven pages are a bit much. But who cares? I'll get Inuyasha fixed before I end the chappie. Y'all can relax when you're done reading. But, you need to think about this hint: Fairies, fairies, flying about. I can't find Inuyasha, where is he? What are these little creatures? They-They're FAIRIES!!!!! WHERE IS INUYASHA?!?!?! FAIRIES??? CAN YOU HELP ME???? PS: The next chappie will be in Kagome's point of view. ~*~*~*~*~*~
I started reading from Kagome's notebook from the first page. She wrote about me here. It read as follows:
December first, 2003 Inuyasha is a half-demon. A pretty one. Oh, I think I'm in love with him. What do I do? This is my first entry here. I don't know if you can help me, notebook. I suppose it's useless, talking to a notebook. But I need support. I'm in love. I don't know what to do about it.
December second, 2003 I am definitely in love with Inuyasha. It sounds impossible to me, but it's not. It's just true. Help me, notebook.
December fourth, 2003 Inuyasha will turn human tomorrow night. I'm going to ask him to stay with me then. I want him to meet my friends, too, but maybe that's a bit much. December fifth, 2003 Inuyasha is human now. He's staying at my house. He's been outside all night. He's been singing about flowers. What should I do now? He's acting really weird.
December sixth, 2003 (author's birthday party) Inuyasha has turned into a girl! We've had a great time talking and he/she/it is fun to be around. I tried to invite my friends over to meet Inuyasha, but none could come. I'm now worried about what Miroku would say if we went to the Feudal Era again! But we're going anyway.
I stared at the page for a few minutes. '"He/she/it?" Is that what everyone is referring to me as now? Sesshomaru can fix me so I'll be normal again. I need to go find him.' I was absorbed in my thoughts. When I came back to reality, I left the hut in search of Fluffy.
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Kagome ran to Miroku when she saw him.
"Miroku!!! You have to hit on her! Do something to her! Maybe it'll fix him! Her! It! Whatever that person is! It'll be fixed! Go! Do something!" She was frantic. This had been her last resort, and she was using it now. She had run out of ideas.
Miroku turned to her.
"As a matter of fact, I was just thinking of doing that. Thank you for asking, I'll go enjoy myself now." He left swiftly and silently. Kagome sighed with relief. She didn't notice when a dark figure approached from behind.
"You!" The figure grabbed her by the throat with one hand and pulled her into the bushes. She looked up at her captor.
It was Sesshomaru.
~
"Inuyasha! Where are you?" Miroku was calling for me everywhere. I appeared just outside the hut Miroku had occupied earlier. He rushed to me.
"What do you want, monk?" I looked at him, annoyed, and still thinking about the notebook.
"Inuyasha, I came to ask- Will you bear my children?" As he asked this, he grabbed my hands with his and brought them close to his face. When he finished he began kissing my hands.
I slapped him. Hard. My claws had not grown back, but if they had, he would have five deep scratches in his face. He didn't, however, and simply had a quickly swelling red mark on his face. He rubbed the area gently.
"Pervert!!!" I screamed at him. Suddenly, my screams silenced. My eyes shot wide open. My arms raised to straight out from each shoulder. My hair flew up above me as if the wind was blowing straight up. I began to spin. I began screaming again. I spun faster and faster. I continued to scream. Kagome, Sango, and Shippo all suddenly appeared near me. They tell me now my eyes were blank white. My hair had turned its original color. My claws grew back. But what they couldn't tell me?
The spinning reached a point where I was simply a blur, nothing to be seen. At that point.
What they couldn't tell me was why and how I disappeared.
~*~*~*~*~*~ MWAHAHAHA!!!! I am EVIL!!! At least he's fixed, sort of. I can't give you hints. Contrary to what I said above, I do NOT need suggestions for the upcoming chapter 3, but you are free to send me suggestions for later. That would probably be a big help. I suffer writer's block frequently and the only thing that's been helping me lately is my subconscious, who's been talking to me in my sleep through dreams. Please send any ideas you have!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN: Uh, I didn't get the most helpful reviews ever, but please keep reviewing and give me ideas for chap 3. Please.
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Chapter Two: Um, what?
Kagome took a minute to come to her senses.
"Wha-?" She looked very confused. I couldn't blame her. She didn't understand what happened to me. Well, I had told her I WAS Inuyasha, and I still am.
"Will you braid my hair PLEASE?" I looked straight at her. Her eyes revealed she was remarkably confused. She thought for a moment, then seemed to lose the confusion.
"OK!" She smiled brightly. I grinned at her and she went to get her special box of hair stuff. She did my hair, then I did hers. We talked to each other (actually, she did most of the talking) and we giggled, and she decided she wanted my friends to meet me as I was. My hair was braided wonderfully (thanks to Kagome) and my makeup was applied perfectly (thanks to whatever force caused me to change). I wanted to meet her friends.
I waited as Kagome talked on her phone. She started talking all happy and excited, but as she talked, her smiles faded, replaced by frowns and disappointment. I looked at her hopefully as she hung up the phone.
"They can't come. One of them has the flu and the other two are frantic about her. They think THEY'RE gonna catch something from her, and yet I know they could come over and be away from her." She looked at me, disappointment in her eyes. "I'm confused as to what they're thinking."
"Me, too." I hadn't talked much. I giggled when something was funny, and I'd ask questions occasionally, but I didn't tell stories like Kagome did because, well, I didn't HAVE any "girl stories" to tell. She had plenty.
"What are we gonna do now?" Kagome stuck her hands in her pockets. Suddenly, her face lit up, surprised. "Wait a minute." She brought her left hand out and in it was the small container where she held the thirteen shards of the Shikon Jewel we had collected.
"Oooohhh..." I realized that Kagome and I had both completely forgotten about our mission in the Feudal Era. I looked at her, the question I wished to ask dancing in my eyes. She nodded. We both leapt up and dashed to the well.
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"Where ARE they?" Miroku was searching everywhere for Kagome, Sango, and me. He glanced behind him at Shippo. The little fox was bouncing along with a mask of cheerfulness on over his real feelings - fear and anxiety. He, too, was worried about the missing people. He bounced around, following Miroku.
Miroku had his own thoughts about those who were missing. 'I am surprised at myself with how worried I am about Sango..' he thought as he walked through the forest. 'I do not feel that worried about Inuyasha and Kagome, though. I know Inuyasha must be with Kagome and Inuyasha can protect both of them.' He did not notice he was caught in the same large circle as Sango, and they were always at opposite ends from each other.
~
Kagome and I rushed through the well. When we appeared in the Feudal Era, Kagome immediately began climbing the wall. I held her backpack as she clambered up the vines. When she reached the top, I threw her backpack up to her. She waited as I climbed up, too.
"What are we going to do?" Kagome looked around. She looked at me expectantly.
"Oh, hang on." I sniffed the air. I picked up Miroku's scent first and followed-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Wait a sec, how can Inuyasha be sniffing the air if he/she/it was still human? All that happened was he turned into a girl. Oh, well, we'll just say he/she/it got back their powers regardless of appearance. Back to the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I picked up Miroku's scent and followed it. Kagome was close at my heels. I could sense something was wrong. Kagome knew what I sensed as we both broke into a run. I stopped suddenly. Kagome crashed into me, but we both managed to catch ourselves before we fell.
"What is it, Inuyasha?" Kagome stared deep into my eyes. I gave her my response where she was looking. She immediately understood and we both ran again.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hmm. I didn't really give this chapter much of a name, should I leave it here??? No, I'll keep going. You readers deserve more than two pages of junk. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Miroku and Sango looked at each other. Miroku fell first.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I know, you're all wondering "What the heck happened???" You'll find out. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I was running hard and fast. The scent of the monk's blood continued to get stronger as I followed it. I began to pick up the somewhat weaker scent of Sango's blood, and Shippo's. There had obviously been a bad fight. Miroku obviously got the worst of it. Kagome was close by me, and she knew by the look on my face what I knew.
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Miroku's mind spun. Faint recollections of the battle flashed before his eyes, then disappeared. Someone was calling him - someone he knew. Panic was in the female voice. Wait, there were three voices. Miroku heard them, but barely knew what they were saying. His mind began to clear, though, and he realized he was in a hut of some sort.
"Miroku?" An unfamiliar voice rang in his head, calling him over and over. He opened his eyes, finally, and saw a beautiful girl looking back at him. She wore a bright red strapless dress with white frills, and her hair was braided wonderfully. She wore a perfect amount of makeup. Her face, though, was filled with worry. "Miroku, what happened to you and Sango?" Well, the girl was me, as you should all know by now.
"Wha- Who? Who are you?" Miroku looked at me, confused, and asked me these questions. Suddenly, Kagome rushed in and shouted Miroku's name.
"Miroku! Miroku!" Kagome squealed with delight upon seeing Miroku up and well again. She rushed me out of the hut, and I went to see Sango in the hut next door.
~
"Oh, Miroku, I'm so glad I came in time!" Kagome said to Miroku. She looked worried.
"In time for what? In time to shoo that beautiful girl out?" Miroku looked disappointed. He found Kagome's face shoved in his and she shouted at him.
"THAT 'BEAUTIFUL' GIRL IS INUYASHA!!!!!" Kagome yelled. "YOU ARE NOT TO HIT ON HER-it? Him? Oh, whatever. YOU ARE NOT TO HIT ON THAT PERSON AT ALL!!!! NO ADVANCES, NO ASKING PERVERTED QUESTIONS, NOTHING!!!!!!" Kagome stopped for breath. "No, no, and no."
"Um, what?" (finally, the chapter name is here!) Miroku looked at Kagome, confused. He scratched the back of his head.
"OK, I'll give it to you slower. That 'beautiful girl' is Inuyasha. I don't know how, but it's true. You are not to hit on her or do anything perverted to her until we can return her to a him." Kagome sighed. "You're gonna do it anyway, aren't you?" She looked straight at Miroku. He shrugged.
"I'll try my best, Kagome. But you know, every new girl." He trailed off and looked at her with the rest of the sentence plastered on his face.
"How'd you get that plaster there?" Kagome asked. She spent the next three hours trying to get the words "I ask her to bear my children" off Miroku's face. She scraped, peeled, and scratched at the stuff.
~
Meanwhile, I was talking to Sango and Shippo. They were a little weirded out, but Sango told me that Kagome had explained everything she knew to them. I didn't know anything more than Kagome did, anyway.
"Sango, what happened to you three?" I finally inquired.
Sango looked at me, and, surprisingly, grinned. I raised my eyebrow.
"What? Tell me?" She turned the grin into an ear-to-ear smile. She looked at me with humor filling her eyes to the brim.
"Sesshomaru came looking for his sister." That one sentence hung in the air. I stood up and ran out of the hut. She giggled insanely. I heard her for the first five minutes of my run. She giggled insanely, then laughed crazily, and finally just cackled evilly. I just kept running.
~
Sesshomaru sat under a tree. 'My brother/sister/er, sibling. Does he/she/it know why he/she/it transformed? I am certain I know. Father told me a long time ago. My memory hasn't faded, has it? I must find him/her/it and reverse this before it's too late.'
~
Kagome finished taking the plaster off of Miroku's face. Miroku jumped up immediately and ran out of the hut. He dashed to Sango's hut and rushed in to see if I was there.
He had an idea. Miroku had a wonderful, awful idea.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AN: I don't own the line from the Grinch Who Stole My Line- er, I mean, Christmas. Erm. yeah. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I climbed up a tree in a faraway forest. I thought about what Sango had said.
"Sesshomaru came looking for his sister."
I suddenly smelled something in the air. My brother was approaching.
~
"Sango, where is Inuyasha?" Miroku pushed his face into Sango's, forcing her to back against the wall.
"I don't know! He/she/it left a while ago!"
"WHY?!?!"
"I told her/him/it what Sesshomaru said when he came fighting us!"
"WHY?!?!"
"Because that *pause* PERSON asked!!!!" Sango forced Miroku away from her. He looked at her, then ran out, similar to the way I had, now about an hour ago.
~
Sesshomaru approached my tree quickly. I found a large hole in the top of the tree and clambered in. This was not a state I wanted him to see me in.
"Inuyasha? I can smell you in that tree!" Sesshomaru called me. "Brother/sister/er, sibling, come down!" He took out Tokijin and began to attempt cutting down the tree. I sensed this and jumped down.
"What do you want, Fluffy?"
~*~*~*~*~*~ I don't understand why so many people call Sesshy "fluffy". It's sorta dumb. FYI, that's why I put it in here. It's dumb. ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Why do you call me Fluffy, sister?"
"Why the heck do you call me 'sister,' Sushi?" (AN: next dumbest name I could come up with)
"I have come to tell you how to reverse your situation."
"I don't wanna hear it from you. Is there a retard who could tell me, or a rock? Both those choices are smarter than you, Sushi!"
With that, I ran away again.
~
Kagome sat, confused, in the hut Miroku used to occupy. 'What is Miroku planning?'
What is Miroku planning?
~
I ran into the hut where Kagome sat, confused, from the previously mentioned section thingy.
Kagome looked at me. She stood up and ran to me.
"Inuyasha! Where's Miroku, did he do anything to you?" She hugged me.
"Uh, I don't know where he is, and no, he didn't do anything to me."
"Good, 'cuz I want to test something." I looked at her. She grinned. "Inuyasha, sit!"
I slammed down to the ground and laid there silently. Nothing happened.
"OK, it didn't work. Great. What am I going to do?" Kagome buried her face in her hands. "I'm gonna go find Miroku." She left without another word.
~
Miroku was walking through the forest where I had been just a few minutes ago. He was contemplating his idea. He was expanding it, going the extra seventeen miles. He was thinking more than he ever had before.
Despite what Kagome and Sango said, he had to hit on me. His plan? To let it come so surprisingly that no one would expect it. Of course, Kagome and Sango might say they knew it all along, but he knew. It would come as a complete surprise to them.
~
Kagome ran towards the forest Miroku was in now. She knew he was there. She had to find him. She wanted him to do something important. What she didn't know was going to surprise her. Very, very soon.
~
I waited for Kagome. I knew she would come back soon enough. She would return, apologizing for sitting me and for running out on me. I knew it. My girl ego told me.
I straightened myself out, brushed off dirt from when she had given me her command. I saw her backpack was still in the hut. What was in it? I didn't know. I decided I would look.
I took out a notebook that was labeled "Inuyasha Thoughts." I thought, 'This should be interesting.'
I began to read what was in the notebook.
~
Sango sat in her hut, worrying about Miroku. 'What might he do to Inuyasha? Should I go out and stop him? Should I hit him with my boomerang? What should I do?' Her thoughts seemed to echo throughout the hut, though, even if she wasn't alone, only she could hear them.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Well, I suppose seven pages are a bit much. But who cares? I'll get Inuyasha fixed before I end the chappie. Y'all can relax when you're done reading. But, you need to think about this hint: Fairies, fairies, flying about. I can't find Inuyasha, where is he? What are these little creatures? They-They're FAIRIES!!!!! WHERE IS INUYASHA?!?!?! FAIRIES??? CAN YOU HELP ME???? PS: The next chappie will be in Kagome's point of view. ~*~*~*~*~*~
I started reading from Kagome's notebook from the first page. She wrote about me here. It read as follows:
December first, 2003 Inuyasha is a half-demon. A pretty one. Oh, I think I'm in love with him. What do I do? This is my first entry here. I don't know if you can help me, notebook. I suppose it's useless, talking to a notebook. But I need support. I'm in love. I don't know what to do about it.
December second, 2003 I am definitely in love with Inuyasha. It sounds impossible to me, but it's not. It's just true. Help me, notebook.
December fourth, 2003 Inuyasha will turn human tomorrow night. I'm going to ask him to stay with me then. I want him to meet my friends, too, but maybe that's a bit much. December fifth, 2003 Inuyasha is human now. He's staying at my house. He's been outside all night. He's been singing about flowers. What should I do now? He's acting really weird.
December sixth, 2003 (author's birthday party) Inuyasha has turned into a girl! We've had a great time talking and he/she/it is fun to be around. I tried to invite my friends over to meet Inuyasha, but none could come. I'm now worried about what Miroku would say if we went to the Feudal Era again! But we're going anyway.
I stared at the page for a few minutes. '"He/she/it?" Is that what everyone is referring to me as now? Sesshomaru can fix me so I'll be normal again. I need to go find him.' I was absorbed in my thoughts. When I came back to reality, I left the hut in search of Fluffy.
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Kagome ran to Miroku when she saw him.
"Miroku!!! You have to hit on her! Do something to her! Maybe it'll fix him! Her! It! Whatever that person is! It'll be fixed! Go! Do something!" She was frantic. This had been her last resort, and she was using it now. She had run out of ideas.
Miroku turned to her.
"As a matter of fact, I was just thinking of doing that. Thank you for asking, I'll go enjoy myself now." He left swiftly and silently. Kagome sighed with relief. She didn't notice when a dark figure approached from behind.
"You!" The figure grabbed her by the throat with one hand and pulled her into the bushes. She looked up at her captor.
It was Sesshomaru.
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"Inuyasha! Where are you?" Miroku was calling for me everywhere. I appeared just outside the hut Miroku had occupied earlier. He rushed to me.
"What do you want, monk?" I looked at him, annoyed, and still thinking about the notebook.
"Inuyasha, I came to ask- Will you bear my children?" As he asked this, he grabbed my hands with his and brought them close to his face. When he finished he began kissing my hands.
I slapped him. Hard. My claws had not grown back, but if they had, he would have five deep scratches in his face. He didn't, however, and simply had a quickly swelling red mark on his face. He rubbed the area gently.
"Pervert!!!" I screamed at him. Suddenly, my screams silenced. My eyes shot wide open. My arms raised to straight out from each shoulder. My hair flew up above me as if the wind was blowing straight up. I began to spin. I began screaming again. I spun faster and faster. I continued to scream. Kagome, Sango, and Shippo all suddenly appeared near me. They tell me now my eyes were blank white. My hair had turned its original color. My claws grew back. But what they couldn't tell me?
The spinning reached a point where I was simply a blur, nothing to be seen. At that point.
What they couldn't tell me was why and how I disappeared.
~*~*~*~*~*~ MWAHAHAHA!!!! I am EVIL!!! At least he's fixed, sort of. I can't give you hints. Contrary to what I said above, I do NOT need suggestions for the upcoming chapter 3, but you are free to send me suggestions for later. That would probably be a big help. I suffer writer's block frequently and the only thing that's been helping me lately is my subconscious, who's been talking to me in my sleep through dreams. Please send any ideas you have!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!