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Oi...
Uh, hope you like my next chappie...
Disclaimer POEM:
Roses grow pimply,
Violets named Tasha,
Don't sue me, cuz
I don't own Inuyasha!
Oh, and THANK YOU TO FOXSHADOW, MY ONLY TRUE LOYAL REVIEWER!!!!
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Chapter Five: Fairy Magic + Inuyasha = Trouble!
I watched Inuyasha think about the question I just asked. I wanted to take him out of this forest!! I wanted him to come and be with the others! I wanted to others to know Inuyasha was safe!!!!
"OK, Kagome, I will be your guardian fairy. Let's go."
I jumped up and down with joy. He was coming with me!!!!!!
The old healing fairy performed a fancy ritual and allowed us to leave. I picked up Inuyasha and set him on my shoulder. He scooted closer to my neck and leaned against it. I moved slowly to make sure he wasn't knocked off. He fell asleep.
I found my way out of the forest by following Fox. She wasn't allowed to leave without being a guardian. I felt tempted to make her my guardian, too, but I thought that Inuyasha would be upset. That was probably true.
I found the cave where the others said they'd be staying, and there they were. Shippo was sleeping, Miroku was groping Sango, and Sango was ignoring Miroku. Remarkable.
I set Inuyasha down near the entrance of the cave. He flapped his left wing feebly as thanks and fell back asleep.
I went outside to find some good herbs and veggies for soup. I spent a good hour searching, and found plenty of good stuff.
It was just getting light outside when I entered the cave! It's still Christmas! All this happened so fast that the sun hadn't even risen when I had returned to the cave!!!!!
Inuyasha was awake. He was just a red light by the fire. I walked over to him. He looked up at me, grinning. I didn't know why. It turns out I didn't want to know...
~
Later, everyone was awake. My watch said it was about eight o'clock in the morning. The weather was lovely, but not Christmassy. There wasn't a drop of snow anywhere. I saw daisies everywhere.
I made soup and left it to cool for a while. I looked around. I saw that Inuyasha was running around the grass as a red light, not as himself; Sango was staring at the clouds, naming shapes she found; and Shippo was picking daisies. Where was Miroku?
~
Miroku was walking down a nice road, with his mind wandering. When he had awoken that morning, he could find none of his friends! He saw three strangers in the cave! He had left immediately, though not before glancing at the young female with them...
He saw a few people walking up, a group of women. As he passed by them, he rubbed ones behind gently, with a small squeeze. He had no clue what was coming to him!
~
Naraku couldn't understand it. Why was the monk hitting on him??? He punched Miroku and ran off with his pals Koga and (AN: HELP) ??? (AN: review and tell me who!) laughing at the pitiful monk laying on the ground.
~
Fifteen minutes later, a group of girls passed by. Miroku woke up as they approached. He glanced at them, them looked away.
~ MIROKU'S THE ONE SAYING "I" IN THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT~
I didn't know what that girl was doing, punching me. Hmph! I've never been punched by a girl before! Only slapped!!
A group of guys was approaching. I didn't know what to do. I decided to ask one of them for a little help.
~END OF MIROKU POV SECTION~
Brianna watched as the strange guy in the robes looked up at her and her pals, Kendra and Faith.
"Will you help me up, sir?" SIR??? WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS GUY THINKING??????
"I'm not a guy, weirdo, leave me alone!" Brianna ran off, motioning for Kendra and Faith to follow. Faith lingered a moment, looking as if she were debating whether or not to help the poor insane guy in the robes. She ran up to Brianna anyway.
"That poor guy... I wonder if he'll remember that we were so mean to him..." Faith was looking back at the man, thinking. Kendra tapped her and whispered.
"Brianna doesn't like him cuz he called her 'sir'," Kendra said quietly. "Remember last time a guy called her that?" Faith nodded and shut up.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Uh, that section was just for me, I wanted to write in my pal Brianna, and I know two of her pals, Faith and Kendra, so I thought 'What the heck' and decided to write them in... So that's why you read the above segment... Um, back to Kagome's POV! ~*~*~*~*~*~
I got up and looked around for Miroku. Inuyasha was sitting on the ground, laughing maniacally. I wondered what on earth he could be laughing about, when suddenly I saw Miroku emerge from the nearby trees, beat up and covered in dirt.
"What happened to you, Miroku???" I ran over to him and saw he was limping.
"I met a bunch of girls... I... Well, you know, and they reacted unexpectedly... Instead of slapping me, they punched me and kicked me. I'm confused..." Miroku sat down near the fire and rubbed his forehead. "Ouch..."
Inuyasha was rolling around the grass that was too high for him, laughing so incredibly hard I couldn't imagine the pain it would inflict on his lungs. His lungs were injured already; he didn't need to be laughing so hard!
I didn't know what Inuyasha could be laughing about now. He walked through the grass, taking a while to reach me (AN: that's what happens when you can't fly), stumbling a bit because of his laughing. When he finally came near enough to me for me to grab him, I did. I picked him up and held him directly in front of my face.
"What is so funny, Inuyasha?????" I glared at him. He fell over in my hand from laughing so hard.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he gasped. "HAHAHAHA!!!"
"INUYASHA!!!! WHAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY????"
Inuyasha attempted to stop laughing. He was gasping hard for breath when he finally stopped, and he lay on my hand with his eyes closed.
"Who are you talking to, Kagome?" Miroku asked me. "I don't see anyone on your hand." He looked at me, confused, and I looked back at him with the same look.
"He can't see me, Kagome!" Inuyasha said between gasps. "I'm YOUR guardian fairy, not his... you have to order me to reveal myself to others." His breathing calmed down a little. "Otherwise I'm invisible to everyone but you."
Inuyasha flapped his right wing slowly. The rip was completely healed, though there was a scar. He looked at it sadly. A scar wasn't ok.
He flew over up above Miroku slowly and a little clumsily. He sprinkled a bright red dust on him. It clung to his hair and clothing, but he couldn't see it. Confusing.
Inuyasha flew back over to my open hand.
"Ever wonder why I was grinning so much when you came into the cave this morning?"
"Yeah, just a little." I looked at him with my eyebrows raised.
"Well, that was *snicker* because I *giggle* cursed him so *cackle* he would see men as *giggle* women and women as *snicker* men..." He burst out laughing again.
I started to giggle, too...
Miroku looked at me suspiciously. "What are you laughing about?"
"Um, nothin'!" I said before bursting out laughing again. Inuyasha had fallen off my hand and was rolling around in the grass. He was laughing harder than he had been earlier.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I think you readers should be laughing harder than Inuyasha!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A while later, Inuyasha and I had finally stopped laughing. Miroku was sitting in the cave, confused. I was eating soup (bet you forgot about that!) and Inuyasha had a few noodles to himself. I had told Inuyasha that he had to be visible to Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Mioga, and Kirara. So, now everyone else knew about Inuyasha being a fairy and all that. I slurped up my soup.
Inuyasha finished his noodles and lay against the wall of the cave.
"It's not very Christmassy for Christmas Day, is it?" I said.
"No, not at all, Mistress Kagome," Inuyasha said sadly.
"What the heck did you just call me????" I demanded.
"I must call you 'Mistress' because you, well, are my mistress and I am your guardian. It's like Mioga calling me 'Lord' or 'Master.'"
"Oh. OK, then..." I looked at him carefully. "What exactly can you do with fairy magic?"
"Everything, except for hurting myself, removing my own wings, making myself not a fairy anymore, or making someone else a fairy." He said this matter-of-factly and then looked at the ground.
"OK, then... Can you make it snow?"
"What did I say? I said EVERYTHING, except you-know-what." He looked back at me. "So, you want me to make it snow?"
"Well, yeah. Inuyasha, make it snow outside."
"Okey-dokey!" He flew outside. He stood right outside the cave and closed his eyes. He lifted his hands up. Immediately, the ground was covered in a foot-thick blanket of snow and it still fell from the sky. I watched in amazement.
"Wow... Inuyasha, give me some snow clothes."
Inuyasha snapped his fingers and I was wearing an adorable green snowsuit. I ran outside to play.
"Inuyasha, make yourself normal-sized."
"I... can I do that???" He stood inside the cave, thinking. "OK, yeah, that doesn't count as hurting myself or anything I can't do..." He closed his eyes and snapped his fingers. A cloud of red smoke and dust appeared around him. When the cloud disappeared, Inuyasha was standing there, tall as he was before this all started. He was exactly the same as last time I saw him before he turned into a human a few weeks ago. The only difference was that he had his wings.
"Inuyasha..." I stood up and walked towards him.
"Yeah, what? I did what you asked me to do, Mistress."
"Um, yeah... Can you hide your wings, though?" I looked pleadingly at him.
"Erm... I think that would count as removing them." He looked at me sadly. "But I can still play in the snow!"
"OK!" I didn't care that his wings would stay; I just wanted to play now.
~
Miroku sat in the cave, watching Inuyasha and me play in the snow.
'Why are they doing that? I know Kagome likes snow, but... Playing with Inuyasha??'
~
I tackled Inuyasha into the snow. He pushed me over and started rolling me into the snow.
"Inuyasha! What are you doing???"
"Having fun, Mistress!!"
He rolled me into a long "burrito" of snow. Then he started to make a snowman.
~
Later, I had finally escaped from my roll of snow, and Inuyasha had made fifty-seven snowmen. Most of the snowmen looked remarkably like Naraku, and Inuyasha had beheaded them or some other form of torture. He made others, though. One was Miroku, one was Shippo, one was Sango, and fourteen were me. Uh... All the others were Naraku.
I decided we needed more Christmassy stuff to happen.
"Inuyasha," I called, "will you make a karaoke stage?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, that's my chapter FIVE. I'm already a long way into six, believe it or not!! It'll come almost immediately after this one!!! YAYNESS!!!!!!!!
Except for Tricky-the-kitsune-youkia and foxshadow!
Oi...
Uh, hope you like my next chappie...
Disclaimer POEM:
Roses grow pimply,
Violets named Tasha,
Don't sue me, cuz
I don't own Inuyasha!
Oh, and THANK YOU TO FOXSHADOW, MY ONLY TRUE LOYAL REVIEWER!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Five: Fairy Magic + Inuyasha = Trouble!
I watched Inuyasha think about the question I just asked. I wanted to take him out of this forest!! I wanted him to come and be with the others! I wanted to others to know Inuyasha was safe!!!!
"OK, Kagome, I will be your guardian fairy. Let's go."
I jumped up and down with joy. He was coming with me!!!!!!
The old healing fairy performed a fancy ritual and allowed us to leave. I picked up Inuyasha and set him on my shoulder. He scooted closer to my neck and leaned against it. I moved slowly to make sure he wasn't knocked off. He fell asleep.
I found my way out of the forest by following Fox. She wasn't allowed to leave without being a guardian. I felt tempted to make her my guardian, too, but I thought that Inuyasha would be upset. That was probably true.
I found the cave where the others said they'd be staying, and there they were. Shippo was sleeping, Miroku was groping Sango, and Sango was ignoring Miroku. Remarkable.
I set Inuyasha down near the entrance of the cave. He flapped his left wing feebly as thanks and fell back asleep.
I went outside to find some good herbs and veggies for soup. I spent a good hour searching, and found plenty of good stuff.
It was just getting light outside when I entered the cave! It's still Christmas! All this happened so fast that the sun hadn't even risen when I had returned to the cave!!!!!
Inuyasha was awake. He was just a red light by the fire. I walked over to him. He looked up at me, grinning. I didn't know why. It turns out I didn't want to know...
~
Later, everyone was awake. My watch said it was about eight o'clock in the morning. The weather was lovely, but not Christmassy. There wasn't a drop of snow anywhere. I saw daisies everywhere.
I made soup and left it to cool for a while. I looked around. I saw that Inuyasha was running around the grass as a red light, not as himself; Sango was staring at the clouds, naming shapes she found; and Shippo was picking daisies. Where was Miroku?
~
Miroku was walking down a nice road, with his mind wandering. When he had awoken that morning, he could find none of his friends! He saw three strangers in the cave! He had left immediately, though not before glancing at the young female with them...
He saw a few people walking up, a group of women. As he passed by them, he rubbed ones behind gently, with a small squeeze. He had no clue what was coming to him!
~
Naraku couldn't understand it. Why was the monk hitting on him??? He punched Miroku and ran off with his pals Koga and (AN: HELP) ??? (AN: review and tell me who!) laughing at the pitiful monk laying on the ground.
~
Fifteen minutes later, a group of girls passed by. Miroku woke up as they approached. He glanced at them, them looked away.
~ MIROKU'S THE ONE SAYING "I" IN THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT~
I didn't know what that girl was doing, punching me. Hmph! I've never been punched by a girl before! Only slapped!!
A group of guys was approaching. I didn't know what to do. I decided to ask one of them for a little help.
~END OF MIROKU POV SECTION~
Brianna watched as the strange guy in the robes looked up at her and her pals, Kendra and Faith.
"Will you help me up, sir?" SIR??? WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS GUY THINKING??????
"I'm not a guy, weirdo, leave me alone!" Brianna ran off, motioning for Kendra and Faith to follow. Faith lingered a moment, looking as if she were debating whether or not to help the poor insane guy in the robes. She ran up to Brianna anyway.
"That poor guy... I wonder if he'll remember that we were so mean to him..." Faith was looking back at the man, thinking. Kendra tapped her and whispered.
"Brianna doesn't like him cuz he called her 'sir'," Kendra said quietly. "Remember last time a guy called her that?" Faith nodded and shut up.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Uh, that section was just for me, I wanted to write in my pal Brianna, and I know two of her pals, Faith and Kendra, so I thought 'What the heck' and decided to write them in... So that's why you read the above segment... Um, back to Kagome's POV! ~*~*~*~*~*~
I got up and looked around for Miroku. Inuyasha was sitting on the ground, laughing maniacally. I wondered what on earth he could be laughing about, when suddenly I saw Miroku emerge from the nearby trees, beat up and covered in dirt.
"What happened to you, Miroku???" I ran over to him and saw he was limping.
"I met a bunch of girls... I... Well, you know, and they reacted unexpectedly... Instead of slapping me, they punched me and kicked me. I'm confused..." Miroku sat down near the fire and rubbed his forehead. "Ouch..."
Inuyasha was rolling around the grass that was too high for him, laughing so incredibly hard I couldn't imagine the pain it would inflict on his lungs. His lungs were injured already; he didn't need to be laughing so hard!
I didn't know what Inuyasha could be laughing about now. He walked through the grass, taking a while to reach me (AN: that's what happens when you can't fly), stumbling a bit because of his laughing. When he finally came near enough to me for me to grab him, I did. I picked him up and held him directly in front of my face.
"What is so funny, Inuyasha?????" I glared at him. He fell over in my hand from laughing so hard.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he gasped. "HAHAHAHA!!!"
"INUYASHA!!!! WHAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY????"
Inuyasha attempted to stop laughing. He was gasping hard for breath when he finally stopped, and he lay on my hand with his eyes closed.
"Who are you talking to, Kagome?" Miroku asked me. "I don't see anyone on your hand." He looked at me, confused, and I looked back at him with the same look.
"He can't see me, Kagome!" Inuyasha said between gasps. "I'm YOUR guardian fairy, not his... you have to order me to reveal myself to others." His breathing calmed down a little. "Otherwise I'm invisible to everyone but you."
Inuyasha flapped his right wing slowly. The rip was completely healed, though there was a scar. He looked at it sadly. A scar wasn't ok.
He flew over up above Miroku slowly and a little clumsily. He sprinkled a bright red dust on him. It clung to his hair and clothing, but he couldn't see it. Confusing.
Inuyasha flew back over to my open hand.
"Ever wonder why I was grinning so much when you came into the cave this morning?"
"Yeah, just a little." I looked at him with my eyebrows raised.
"Well, that was *snicker* because I *giggle* cursed him so *cackle* he would see men as *giggle* women and women as *snicker* men..." He burst out laughing again.
I started to giggle, too...
Miroku looked at me suspiciously. "What are you laughing about?"
"Um, nothin'!" I said before bursting out laughing again. Inuyasha had fallen off my hand and was rolling around in the grass. He was laughing harder than he had been earlier.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I think you readers should be laughing harder than Inuyasha!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A while later, Inuyasha and I had finally stopped laughing. Miroku was sitting in the cave, confused. I was eating soup (bet you forgot about that!) and Inuyasha had a few noodles to himself. I had told Inuyasha that he had to be visible to Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Mioga, and Kirara. So, now everyone else knew about Inuyasha being a fairy and all that. I slurped up my soup.
Inuyasha finished his noodles and lay against the wall of the cave.
"It's not very Christmassy for Christmas Day, is it?" I said.
"No, not at all, Mistress Kagome," Inuyasha said sadly.
"What the heck did you just call me????" I demanded.
"I must call you 'Mistress' because you, well, are my mistress and I am your guardian. It's like Mioga calling me 'Lord' or 'Master.'"
"Oh. OK, then..." I looked at him carefully. "What exactly can you do with fairy magic?"
"Everything, except for hurting myself, removing my own wings, making myself not a fairy anymore, or making someone else a fairy." He said this matter-of-factly and then looked at the ground.
"OK, then... Can you make it snow?"
"What did I say? I said EVERYTHING, except you-know-what." He looked back at me. "So, you want me to make it snow?"
"Well, yeah. Inuyasha, make it snow outside."
"Okey-dokey!" He flew outside. He stood right outside the cave and closed his eyes. He lifted his hands up. Immediately, the ground was covered in a foot-thick blanket of snow and it still fell from the sky. I watched in amazement.
"Wow... Inuyasha, give me some snow clothes."
Inuyasha snapped his fingers and I was wearing an adorable green snowsuit. I ran outside to play.
"Inuyasha, make yourself normal-sized."
"I... can I do that???" He stood inside the cave, thinking. "OK, yeah, that doesn't count as hurting myself or anything I can't do..." He closed his eyes and snapped his fingers. A cloud of red smoke and dust appeared around him. When the cloud disappeared, Inuyasha was standing there, tall as he was before this all started. He was exactly the same as last time I saw him before he turned into a human a few weeks ago. The only difference was that he had his wings.
"Inuyasha..." I stood up and walked towards him.
"Yeah, what? I did what you asked me to do, Mistress."
"Um, yeah... Can you hide your wings, though?" I looked pleadingly at him.
"Erm... I think that would count as removing them." He looked at me sadly. "But I can still play in the snow!"
"OK!" I didn't care that his wings would stay; I just wanted to play now.
~
Miroku sat in the cave, watching Inuyasha and me play in the snow.
'Why are they doing that? I know Kagome likes snow, but... Playing with Inuyasha??'
~
I tackled Inuyasha into the snow. He pushed me over and started rolling me into the snow.
"Inuyasha! What are you doing???"
"Having fun, Mistress!!"
He rolled me into a long "burrito" of snow. Then he started to make a snowman.
~
Later, I had finally escaped from my roll of snow, and Inuyasha had made fifty-seven snowmen. Most of the snowmen looked remarkably like Naraku, and Inuyasha had beheaded them or some other form of torture. He made others, though. One was Miroku, one was Shippo, one was Sango, and fourteen were me. Uh... All the others were Naraku.
I decided we needed more Christmassy stuff to happen.
"Inuyasha," I called, "will you make a karaoke stage?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, that's my chapter FIVE. I'm already a long way into six, believe it or not!! It'll come almost immediately after this one!!! YAYNESS!!!!!!!!