Uh, I didn't give you any time for reviewing, did I?
Well, that's ok. Nobody cares.
The long-awaited DISCLAIMER POEM:
Roses grow pimply,
Violets named Tasha,
Don't sue me, cuz
I don't own Inuyasha!
YAYNESS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Six: A Little Karaoke
"Sure!" Inuyasha made a huge stage with microphones and instruments and- well, A LOT of stuff. It had Christmas trees on it and a bunch of other decorations, too.
"Cool! OK, now let's sing some Christmas songs!" I hopped up onto the snow-covered stage and started to sing.
"Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
How lovely are thy branches...
That's too boring. We need something more fun..."
Inuyasha stepped onto the stage and I walked off to listen to him.
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,
But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"
The music started up and sounded really fun! Inuyasha started dancing!
"OOOHHHHHH.....
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose!
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows!
All of the other reindeer-"
"REINDEER," I chirped in.
"Used to laugh and call him names-"
"LIKE PINOCHIO!"
"They never let poor Rudolph-"
"RUDOLPH!"
"Join in any reindeer games!"
"LIKE MONOPOLY!!"
"Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say-"
"I LOST MY UNDERWEAR!"
"Rudolph with your-wait a minute!! WHAT???"
"Keep going, that's what I learned for that part!"
"Then all the reindeer loved him-"
"LOVED HIM!"
"As they shouted out with glee-"
"YIPPEE!!"
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer-"
"REINDEER!"
"You'll go down in history!"
"LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!"
The music stopped.
"Johnny Depp???? Who the heck is that?" Inuyasha asked.
"He was Captain Jack Sparrow in 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' stupid!!"
"Oh, whatever."
"Let's get Miroku to sing something!"
"No, not that idiot..."
"INUYASHA!! You have to obey me, remember???"
"Oh, right... OK, let's go get Miroku to sing. Heh, heh..."
We ran into the cave and Inuyasha threw red sparkly dust on Miroku.
~
"Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul!
With a corncob pipe
And a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal!!!
Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day!
There must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Uh, I don't own any Christmas songs these guys sing... I forgot to put that in the beginning... Uh, and I give full credit to the writer of "Oh Inuyasha" (a bunch of Christmas song parodies written about/for Inuyasha) for the songs they're gonna sing soon... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
After Miroku had sung Silent Night, Away in a Manger, Oh Christmas Tree, and Frosty the Snowman, Inuyasha stopped controlling him. The dust disappeared.
"I know! Let's change the words of Christmas songs so they fit US!!!" I squealed
"OK, lemme go first, Mistress." Inuyasha stood on the stage. Miroku sat on the ground, confused as to what just happened.
"OK, this one is a parody of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' and I really don't like the opinions expressed in this, but I got it from Sango's mind, so... yeah, on with the song.
Shippo the really cute youkai
Had a very fluffy tail-"
"LIKE SESSHOMARU!" I burst in.
"And if you ever saw him-"
"SAW HIM!"
"You would see that he could wail."
"ABOUT INUYASHA!"
"All of the other youkai-"
"YOUKAI!"
"Used to laugh and call him names-"
"LIKE FUZZ-BUTT!"
"They never let poor Shippo-"
"SHIPPO!"
"Join in any youkai games!"
"LIKE CLIMB-UP-A-TREE!"
"Then one foggy Feudal morn,
Kagome came to say-"
"AH, ISNT HE CUTE!?!"
"Shippo with your FoxFire so bright
Won't you come and help us fight?
Then Inuyasha bopped him-"
"BOPPED HIM!"
"And he cried out Ka-go-meee!
Shippo the really cute youkai-"
"YOUKAI!"
"You'll go down in history!"
"LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!!!"
"The actual person who wrote that said 'Orlando Bloom,' Mistress. Maybe you should say that, too."
"NO!! I LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!"
"OK, fine..."
"Let me sing one!!"
"OK."
"OK, this is to 'Oh Christmas Tree.'
Oh, Kikyo
Oh, Kikyo
You're made of clay
Oh, don't you know!
You don't deserve
That dear hanyou,
I hope that he
Does not choose you!
Oh, Kikyo
Oh, Kikyo
You're made of clay,
Oh, don't you know!"
Inuyasha clapped excitedly. I bowed.
"Let's be done now, Mistress."
"OK. Let's do real songs that aren't Christmas later, OK?"
"Later, Mistress."
~*~*~*~*~*~ I apologize to the real writer of those songs if they didn't want me to use them... ~*~*~*~*~*~
Inuyasha walked back into the cave and lay down. He fell asleep almost immediately.
I walked in and slept on the opposite side of the cave.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Uh, I don't own any songs by CAKE either... I'm gonna have the group sing some songs by them later... ~*~*~*~*~*~
After a nice nap, I woke up to see Inuyasha outside surrounded by snow people that looked just like me. He was sitting in the middle of a large circle.
I came out of the cave and asked him what he was doing.
"I'm practicing sculpture," was his immediate reply.
"OK, whatever you say." I walked over to the stage.
"What are you doing?"
"I want to sing something."
"OK, lemme go get everyone else." Inuyasha ran into the cave and came back out with the others. "Here they are."
"OK, everybody, we're gonna sing, and we have to sing to a specific person or group of people, OK?"
Miroku glanced at Sango, who glanced back.
Shippo looked at his hands.
Inuyasha shrugged.
"I'm gonna start. Inuyasha, I'm singing this to you."
"Um, right..." He shifted his weight from one foot to the other, rocking back and forth.
I started the music. It was a little creepy-sounding at first. I started to sing.
"So you'll be an Austrian nobleman
Commissioning a symphony in C
Which defies all earthly description
You'll be commissioning a symphony in C."
I sang the whole song, and Inuyasha watched me, wondering why on earth I was singing this dumb song to him. When the song was over, I stepped off the stage and over to him.
"I'm sorry it was so stupid, I couldn't think of any other songs by that band for me to sing to you..."
"Well, it's my turn and I will sing something good - to YOU."
He stepped up onto the stage and started the music. It started with a smooth, soft sound, then another instrument of sorts burst in suddenly. Inuyasha started to sing.
"I don't want to wonder
If this is a blunder
I don't want to worry while the wet conscience stay together till we die"
(AN: I have NO CLUE what that last line is, but that's what it sounds like, so that's what I'm typing.)
I don't want to jump in
Unless this music's thumpin'
All the dishes rattle in the cupboards when the elephants arrive.
I want to love you madly,
I want to love you now.
I want to love you madly,
Way-ay...
I want to love you, love you, love you madly...
I don't want to fake it,
I just want to make it,
The ornaments look pretty, but they're pulling down the branches of the tree.
I don't want to think about it,
I don't want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips I want to sink down to the bottom of the sea.
I want to love you madly,
I want to love you now,
Yeah.
I want to love you madly,
Way-ay
I want to love you, love you, love you madly..."
The music started into an "instrumental break." Inuyasha picked up a trumpet and started to play. The break ended and so did Inuyasha's trumpet.
"I don't want to hold back,
I don't want to slip down,
I don't want to think back to the one thing that I know I should've done.
I don't want to doubt you,
Know everything about you,
I don't want to sit across the table from you wishing I could run.
I want to love you madly,
I want to love you now.
I want to love you madly,
Way-ay
I want to love you, love you, love you madly..."
The music stopped and Inuyasha stepped off the stage. His bangs hid his eyes.
I sat in the snow, staring up at the now-empty stage, heart thumping. Wow.
Miroku stood up and announced he would be singing a song to Sango. I wasn't paying attention until the music started - and it started with a long blow of the trumpet from Inuyasha.
"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,
I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I want a girl with the bright allocations,
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facility, and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket!"
The music stopped suddenly. After a pause, it suddenly restarted. Inuyasha started to play the trumpet again, this time in the background of Miroku's singing.
"I want a girl who gets up early,
I want a girl who stays up late,
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass,
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack,
She is touring the facility, and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong, looooong, jacket!"
Inuyasha launched into a trumpet solo. When it ended, Miroku started singing again.
"I want a girl with a smooth liquidation,
I want a girl with good dividends,
At city bank we will meet accidentally,
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.
She wants a car with a cup-holder armrest,
She wants a car that will get her there,
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen (AN: I know, it's not anybody's name, but I love the song, so who cares?)
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket!"
Inuyasha launched yet another solo. When that finished, the music had stopped completely.
"Whew, that's a tough song to sing," Miroku said to Sango as he stepped off the stage.
"And to play!" Inuyasha added as he passed by Miroku and walked to me.
"That was great, Inuyasha! I didn't know you could play the trumpet!" I giggled and hugged him.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Why do they make such a big deal out of hugging on the show? So they hug. What's the matter with that?? This is a story where hugging is normal for pals like Inu and Kag. ~*~*~*~*~*~
"I didn't know, either. I guess it's because of the fairy magic." He grinned. "Shippo's singing next. That'll be great, now won't it?"
I giggled and we sat down. Shippo hopped onto the stage.
~*~*~*~*~*~ I don't own any songs by Weird Al, either!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~
The music started with a jazzy sort of sound. Shippo started to sing and his voice nearly broke my eardrums. OUCH!
I looked over at Inuyasha, whose ears were flattened to his head. He was biting his lip so hard it was bleeding. I knew he was resisting a scream.
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt...
Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostrils are so nice,
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice...
Girl, you smell like Fritos,
That's why I'm givin you this hungry stare.
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear..."
This went on seemingly forever. Inuyasha fainted from loss of blood (stupid lip).
We decided after that that we'd stop the karaoke and take some more naps.
I attempted almost successfully to carry Inuyasha into the cave. I don't remember exactly how I managed to get him in there...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YAYNESS!!!! AN ELEVEN-AND-A-HALF PAGE CHAPTER!!!!
Now my brother will check for typos!!
REVIEW OR ELSE!!!!
Well, that's ok. Nobody cares.
The long-awaited DISCLAIMER POEM:
Roses grow pimply,
Violets named Tasha,
Don't sue me, cuz
I don't own Inuyasha!
YAYNESS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Six: A Little Karaoke
"Sure!" Inuyasha made a huge stage with microphones and instruments and- well, A LOT of stuff. It had Christmas trees on it and a bunch of other decorations, too.
"Cool! OK, now let's sing some Christmas songs!" I hopped up onto the snow-covered stage and started to sing.
"Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
How lovely are thy branches...
That's too boring. We need something more fun..."
Inuyasha stepped onto the stage and I walked off to listen to him.
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,
But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"
The music started up and sounded really fun! Inuyasha started dancing!
"OOOHHHHHH.....
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose!
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows!
All of the other reindeer-"
"REINDEER," I chirped in.
"Used to laugh and call him names-"
"LIKE PINOCHIO!"
"They never let poor Rudolph-"
"RUDOLPH!"
"Join in any reindeer games!"
"LIKE MONOPOLY!!"
"Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say-"
"I LOST MY UNDERWEAR!"
"Rudolph with your-wait a minute!! WHAT???"
"Keep going, that's what I learned for that part!"
"Then all the reindeer loved him-"
"LOVED HIM!"
"As they shouted out with glee-"
"YIPPEE!!"
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer-"
"REINDEER!"
"You'll go down in history!"
"LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!"
The music stopped.
"Johnny Depp???? Who the heck is that?" Inuyasha asked.
"He was Captain Jack Sparrow in 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' stupid!!"
"Oh, whatever."
"Let's get Miroku to sing something!"
"No, not that idiot..."
"INUYASHA!! You have to obey me, remember???"
"Oh, right... OK, let's go get Miroku to sing. Heh, heh..."
We ran into the cave and Inuyasha threw red sparkly dust on Miroku.
~
"Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul!
With a corncob pipe
And a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal!!!
Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day!
There must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Uh, I don't own any Christmas songs these guys sing... I forgot to put that in the beginning... Uh, and I give full credit to the writer of "Oh Inuyasha" (a bunch of Christmas song parodies written about/for Inuyasha) for the songs they're gonna sing soon... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
After Miroku had sung Silent Night, Away in a Manger, Oh Christmas Tree, and Frosty the Snowman, Inuyasha stopped controlling him. The dust disappeared.
"I know! Let's change the words of Christmas songs so they fit US!!!" I squealed
"OK, lemme go first, Mistress." Inuyasha stood on the stage. Miroku sat on the ground, confused as to what just happened.
"OK, this one is a parody of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' and I really don't like the opinions expressed in this, but I got it from Sango's mind, so... yeah, on with the song.
Shippo the really cute youkai
Had a very fluffy tail-"
"LIKE SESSHOMARU!" I burst in.
"And if you ever saw him-"
"SAW HIM!"
"You would see that he could wail."
"ABOUT INUYASHA!"
"All of the other youkai-"
"YOUKAI!"
"Used to laugh and call him names-"
"LIKE FUZZ-BUTT!"
"They never let poor Shippo-"
"SHIPPO!"
"Join in any youkai games!"
"LIKE CLIMB-UP-A-TREE!"
"Then one foggy Feudal morn,
Kagome came to say-"
"AH, ISNT HE CUTE!?!"
"Shippo with your FoxFire so bright
Won't you come and help us fight?
Then Inuyasha bopped him-"
"BOPPED HIM!"
"And he cried out Ka-go-meee!
Shippo the really cute youkai-"
"YOUKAI!"
"You'll go down in history!"
"LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!!!"
"The actual person who wrote that said 'Orlando Bloom,' Mistress. Maybe you should say that, too."
"NO!! I LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!"
"OK, fine..."
"Let me sing one!!"
"OK."
"OK, this is to 'Oh Christmas Tree.'
Oh, Kikyo
Oh, Kikyo
You're made of clay
Oh, don't you know!
You don't deserve
That dear hanyou,
I hope that he
Does not choose you!
Oh, Kikyo
Oh, Kikyo
You're made of clay,
Oh, don't you know!"
Inuyasha clapped excitedly. I bowed.
"Let's be done now, Mistress."
"OK. Let's do real songs that aren't Christmas later, OK?"
"Later, Mistress."
~*~*~*~*~*~ I apologize to the real writer of those songs if they didn't want me to use them... ~*~*~*~*~*~
Inuyasha walked back into the cave and lay down. He fell asleep almost immediately.
I walked in and slept on the opposite side of the cave.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Uh, I don't own any songs by CAKE either... I'm gonna have the group sing some songs by them later... ~*~*~*~*~*~
After a nice nap, I woke up to see Inuyasha outside surrounded by snow people that looked just like me. He was sitting in the middle of a large circle.
I came out of the cave and asked him what he was doing.
"I'm practicing sculpture," was his immediate reply.
"OK, whatever you say." I walked over to the stage.
"What are you doing?"
"I want to sing something."
"OK, lemme go get everyone else." Inuyasha ran into the cave and came back out with the others. "Here they are."
"OK, everybody, we're gonna sing, and we have to sing to a specific person or group of people, OK?"
Miroku glanced at Sango, who glanced back.
Shippo looked at his hands.
Inuyasha shrugged.
"I'm gonna start. Inuyasha, I'm singing this to you."
"Um, right..." He shifted his weight from one foot to the other, rocking back and forth.
I started the music. It was a little creepy-sounding at first. I started to sing.
"So you'll be an Austrian nobleman
Commissioning a symphony in C
Which defies all earthly description
You'll be commissioning a symphony in C."
I sang the whole song, and Inuyasha watched me, wondering why on earth I was singing this dumb song to him. When the song was over, I stepped off the stage and over to him.
"I'm sorry it was so stupid, I couldn't think of any other songs by that band for me to sing to you..."
"Well, it's my turn and I will sing something good - to YOU."
He stepped up onto the stage and started the music. It started with a smooth, soft sound, then another instrument of sorts burst in suddenly. Inuyasha started to sing.
"I don't want to wonder
If this is a blunder
I don't want to worry while the wet conscience stay together till we die"
(AN: I have NO CLUE what that last line is, but that's what it sounds like, so that's what I'm typing.)
I don't want to jump in
Unless this music's thumpin'
All the dishes rattle in the cupboards when the elephants arrive.
I want to love you madly,
I want to love you now.
I want to love you madly,
Way-ay...
I want to love you, love you, love you madly...
I don't want to fake it,
I just want to make it,
The ornaments look pretty, but they're pulling down the branches of the tree.
I don't want to think about it,
I don't want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips I want to sink down to the bottom of the sea.
I want to love you madly,
I want to love you now,
Yeah.
I want to love you madly,
Way-ay
I want to love you, love you, love you madly..."
The music started into an "instrumental break." Inuyasha picked up a trumpet and started to play. The break ended and so did Inuyasha's trumpet.
"I don't want to hold back,
I don't want to slip down,
I don't want to think back to the one thing that I know I should've done.
I don't want to doubt you,
Know everything about you,
I don't want to sit across the table from you wishing I could run.
I want to love you madly,
I want to love you now.
I want to love you madly,
Way-ay
I want to love you, love you, love you madly..."
The music stopped and Inuyasha stepped off the stage. His bangs hid his eyes.
I sat in the snow, staring up at the now-empty stage, heart thumping. Wow.
Miroku stood up and announced he would be singing a song to Sango. I wasn't paying attention until the music started - and it started with a long blow of the trumpet from Inuyasha.
"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,
I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I want a girl with the bright allocations,
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facility, and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket!"
The music stopped suddenly. After a pause, it suddenly restarted. Inuyasha started to play the trumpet again, this time in the background of Miroku's singing.
"I want a girl who gets up early,
I want a girl who stays up late,
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass,
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack,
She is touring the facility, and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong, looooong, jacket!"
Inuyasha launched into a trumpet solo. When it ended, Miroku started singing again.
"I want a girl with a smooth liquidation,
I want a girl with good dividends,
At city bank we will meet accidentally,
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.
She wants a car with a cup-holder armrest,
She wants a car that will get her there,
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen (AN: I know, it's not anybody's name, but I love the song, so who cares?)
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket!"
Inuyasha launched yet another solo. When that finished, the music had stopped completely.
"Whew, that's a tough song to sing," Miroku said to Sango as he stepped off the stage.
"And to play!" Inuyasha added as he passed by Miroku and walked to me.
"That was great, Inuyasha! I didn't know you could play the trumpet!" I giggled and hugged him.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Why do they make such a big deal out of hugging on the show? So they hug. What's the matter with that?? This is a story where hugging is normal for pals like Inu and Kag. ~*~*~*~*~*~
"I didn't know, either. I guess it's because of the fairy magic." He grinned. "Shippo's singing next. That'll be great, now won't it?"
I giggled and we sat down. Shippo hopped onto the stage.
~*~*~*~*~*~ I don't own any songs by Weird Al, either!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~
The music started with a jazzy sort of sound. Shippo started to sing and his voice nearly broke my eardrums. OUCH!
I looked over at Inuyasha, whose ears were flattened to his head. He was biting his lip so hard it was bleeding. I knew he was resisting a scream.
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt...
Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostrils are so nice,
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice...
Girl, you smell like Fritos,
That's why I'm givin you this hungry stare.
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear..."
This went on seemingly forever. Inuyasha fainted from loss of blood (stupid lip).
We decided after that that we'd stop the karaoke and take some more naps.
I attempted almost successfully to carry Inuyasha into the cave. I don't remember exactly how I managed to get him in there...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YAYNESS!!!! AN ELEVEN-AND-A-HALF PAGE CHAPTER!!!!
Now my brother will check for typos!!
REVIEW OR ELSE!!!!