Chapter 4: Settling in with a small black number

As Joey finally managed to cart the damn boxes to the door of the Kaiba mansion, Bakura and Malik were there to help Icey off the tall stack.

"Hey Tomb Robber, what do you think you're doing????" Malik asked.

"Like wise Tomb Keeper, What do YOU think YOU'RE doing??? I'll get her down!!"

"Uhhhh, no Bakura I don't think you will," Malik replied, an edge slipped into his tone.

Bakura growled softly, "At least my legs are longer then yours!!!" Bakura yelled.

"What does that have to do with anything???" Malik said, pouncing on the evil albino.

The two began fighting while mysteriously turning chibi and falling into a big puffy yellow cloud, every now and then a fist or a leg was visible but the others paid no attention. At least, not when Kaiba opened the door anyway.

"What the hell is going on out here?? World Frikkin War III???" He yelled, the white shirt he was wearing had all the buttons undone now.

Icey couldn't help but stare. Mokuba ran into the house.

"Actually, it's just a Civil War we have here..." Tea muttered, speaking for the first time in a while.

"Kamishiro," Kaiba said, walking out to the stack of boxes, "What is the mutt and his puppy friends doing here?" He snapped, reaching up to help her down.

Icey blushed upon being in the arms of the rich and powerful CEO. "T...They helped me get here" She replied trying desperately to make her blush disappear.

Seto smirked as he saw Joey glaring at the way he held onto Icey. "Can you let them stay?...Just for a while?" She asked.

Seto let her go, and turned back into the house, "I honestly don't care, just make sure they don't trash this house."

Icey nodded and gestured for her friends to come inside. Joey was still glaring at the back of Kaiba, and it was only until Icey waved her hand in front of his face did he snap out of his trance.

"I've got your stuff Ice," Was all he said, then Joey lifted both cartons and started up the stairs.

Mokuba followed with Icey's suitcase in his hands, "This way you guys!" He said, leading the group to a room.

Malik and Duke admired the beauty of the house, while Bakura took note of all the precious item in the house. Yami was muttering to himself about how Kaiba always got whatever he wanted and something else about being an asshole....what else was new?

"Here it is!" Mokuba stopped in front of a room. The whole group stopped also.

Icey grinned and Mokuba opened the doors. No one expected any less. A queen size bed sat on the opposite side of the room by the wall, the sky blue curtains were crisp and fresh, fuzzy white material carpeted the floors, a decent desk sat opposite the bed, a door leading to a personal bathroom was next to the desk and the door to the walk in robe was open, being conveniently placed by the bathroom door.

"Sugoi!!!!!!!" Icey exclaimed, running over to her bed and jumping onto it. Everyone else was making themselves at home. Joey and Mokuba dropped Icey's belongings next to the table.

"This is some pretty neat shit!!" Tristan noted, Duke nodded behind him.

It was then that a middle aged woman walked into the room, she had long brown hair and dazzling blue eyes, everyone assumed she was also a maid as she wore a black dress with a white apron.

"You must be Icey. My name is Maria, Master Kaiba has spoken to me about you and he wishes for me to show you mansion." She turned to Icey's friends. "And you all are free to relax downstairs in the living room."

Icey blinked, "Uh...yeah sure." She hopped off the bed and walked toward her as everyone else left the room.

"Oh yes and Miss Icey? You will be required to wear this." Maria held up a small black dress, similar to her own.

Minutes later Icey stepped out of her room, the dress was smaller then she had expected, also it was tighter and shorter then she had wanted, the white apron was trimmed in lace and the short sleeves of the dress puffed out slightly. White arm warmers covered her arms from her wrist right up past her elbows. And the skirt of the dress flicked out to an impossibly short length. Icey sweatdropped,

"This is ridiculous." She said bluntly.

"Don't be ridiculous," Maria began, "You look stunning!!"

"And who's idea was this...?" Icey asked, still in the same blunt tone.

"Why it was Master Kaiba's of course!" Maria spoke in a tone that screamed the expression: 'Who else????'

Icey scoffed, "Is this guy a pervert or the famous CEO I've heard so much about????" She said trying to hold the dress down, but to no avail.

"Oh put a sock in it, any girl would want to wear this for Master Kaiba!" Maria reassured.

"Yeah, well I'm not 'any' girl!!" Icey replied.

Then, from down the hallway, a wolf whistle was heard, Icey turned he head to see Joey standing there, arms folded leaning against the wall. Icey growled, clenching her fists. Joey just grinned.

"Aren't you supposed to be downstairs????" Icey yelled.

"I just wanted to see what you were up to I guess..." Joey trailed off. "Just wanted to say you lookin good too."

Icey couldn't take this anymore, she charged past Maria and pounced on Joey, trying to strangle the intensely dumb blonde. No one was allowed to comment on her like that, it was one of the many things she hated about men.

"Haven't you ever heard of animal cruelty, Kamishiro?" Snapped a voice.

Icey blinked and looked up to see Kaiba standing with a really freaked out Maria. Icey scoffed and let the boy go.

"I....surrender..." Was all he was able to say...

Icey stood up and dusted her self off, poking her tongue out at him.

"I wonder if the word Seto Kaiba translates to pervert in another language..." She muttered.

Kaiba's sharp ears caught the comment, "What??????" He hissed, balling his hands up into fists.

Icey rolled her eyes, "I said 'I wonder if the word Seto Kaiba translates to pervert in another language'!!!!!" Then she added, "Baka otoko,"

Suddenly, everyone froze. Everyone except for Icey. She blinked as time stood still before her, Kaiba was halfway through saying something, Maria stood sweatdropping, and Joey...well, he was still on the floor. But that was beside the point, the main problem was that no one else was moving......

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Icey's Note: Okies there we have the fourth chapter oh and lookie, I've left a little cliff hanger for you, aren't I nice? Anyway, getting to the point, REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love always, Icey 3

Seto: It's not necessary to write that all the time, y'know

Icey: Yeah well I like it ok????

Seto: Ok, just saying that it makes you look like an ass

Icey: Just coz you can't love anyone, don't blame it on me!!!!

Seto: And that's relevant to this conversation how?

Icey: .......... Just shut up.....baka otoko...

Seto: ..........Baka onna.......

Ryou: Anywayz, just as Icey-chan was stating before, please review, since she has no other friends to say nice things about her....

Icey: I thought I told you not to broadcast that to the world, you must be punished!! *Takes out a whip*

Joey and Duke: Oooooh me first me first!!!!!!! ^-^

Seto, Icey and Ryou: -.-"