The year is 1975, the Marauders fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was a blazing, hot, winters day, the sun was shining and the moon was full. A werewolf ran through the snow and the daisies, followed by a bear-like dog, a stag, and a rat who had to stay in the footprints made by the others to get through the snow.
The sun stayed and the moon went away and the werewolf changed back to a man whose name was, Ronald Weasley????
"Wait, wait hold everything, Ron is not a Marauder," says the man in my head.
"Shhh, he's making a funny story, not a real one," says the lady in my head.
"OH! Okay carry on then, young sir!" says the guy in my head, who thinks he's British
Then the stag changed back into.....who else?? Professor Severus Snape! Then, Voldemort, ( yep the dark lord himself!), returned from the shape of the giant dog. Finally the rat reverted back to Dumbledore.
"Good evening Severus, Tom, Ronald!" Dumbledore said cheerfully.
"Albus call me Voldemort it sounds way cooler," Voldemort whined.
"Mr. Weasley what are you doing here I would've expected you to be Professor McGonogall, or someone," said Snape.
"I dunno, ask the author," suggested Ron.
"I'll do just that. You author, I need a word with you," called Snape.
"Sup dawg," says Ninja Master Steve, (me).
"Yes...dawg.... you need to replace Ronald Weasley with my girlfriend, Katt," Snape suggested.
"Ummmmmmmm, I think not, bye." says I(then I leave).
"I know what to do with young Mr. Weasley..." said Tom (eh ehm!). I mean Voldemort, sorry!.
"And what is that?" asked Hermione(or was it Narcissa Malfoy??).
"Miss Granger, that will be 300 billion trillon points from Gryffindor," spat Snape.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" yelled Dumbledore, his wand pointed at Ron. "I never really liked those Weasleys."
"Here here!" said Harry.
"Ah Mr. Potter that'll be a gagillion times a crazy number points from Gryffindor!!" said Snape.
"Mr. Potterson," said agent Voldemort from behind Revo sunglasses.
"ENOUGH!!" Screamed Dumbledore. "You're all dead now!!"
Now Dumbledore goes crazy and Avada Kedavras everyone. Then Neville wakes up screaming in his bed.
"What's the matter Neville?" cried Seamus.
"Nothing, just had a crazy dream." he responded
Ah, nothing but a dream..........................or was it?? Oh wait, it was...........or was it???
"Whats goin' on mates this crazy kid don't know if it's a dream or not, I mean he wrote it!" said the british dude.
"Seriously, dudes chill out it is supposed to be funny!" says the lady in my head.
The sun stayed and the moon went away and the werewolf changed back to a man whose name was, Ronald Weasley????
"Wait, wait hold everything, Ron is not a Marauder," says the man in my head.
"Shhh, he's making a funny story, not a real one," says the lady in my head.
"OH! Okay carry on then, young sir!" says the guy in my head, who thinks he's British
Then the stag changed back into.....who else?? Professor Severus Snape! Then, Voldemort, ( yep the dark lord himself!), returned from the shape of the giant dog. Finally the rat reverted back to Dumbledore.
"Good evening Severus, Tom, Ronald!" Dumbledore said cheerfully.
"Albus call me Voldemort it sounds way cooler," Voldemort whined.
"Mr. Weasley what are you doing here I would've expected you to be Professor McGonogall, or someone," said Snape.
"I dunno, ask the author," suggested Ron.
"I'll do just that. You author, I need a word with you," called Snape.
"Sup dawg," says Ninja Master Steve, (me).
"Yes...dawg.... you need to replace Ronald Weasley with my girlfriend, Katt," Snape suggested.
"Ummmmmmmm, I think not, bye." says I(then I leave).
"I know what to do with young Mr. Weasley..." said Tom (eh ehm!). I mean Voldemort, sorry!.
"And what is that?" asked Hermione(or was it Narcissa Malfoy??).
"Miss Granger, that will be 300 billion trillon points from Gryffindor," spat Snape.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" yelled Dumbledore, his wand pointed at Ron. "I never really liked those Weasleys."
"Here here!" said Harry.
"Ah Mr. Potter that'll be a gagillion times a crazy number points from Gryffindor!!" said Snape.
"Mr. Potterson," said agent Voldemort from behind Revo sunglasses.
"ENOUGH!!" Screamed Dumbledore. "You're all dead now!!"
Now Dumbledore goes crazy and Avada Kedavras everyone. Then Neville wakes up screaming in his bed.
"What's the matter Neville?" cried Seamus.
"Nothing, just had a crazy dream." he responded
Ah, nothing but a dream..........................or was it?? Oh wait, it was...........or was it???
"Whats goin' on mates this crazy kid don't know if it's a dream or not, I mean he wrote it!" said the british dude.
"Seriously, dudes chill out it is supposed to be funny!" says the lady in my head.