Chapter 2
"STOP BITING ME DAMMIT" Lorelei hollered for the 50th time in the last 10 minutes and no I'm not exaggerating.
She is one funny lady if you ask me, she's one of our 2 chaperones and my project' very own mother. Strangely enough her parents came along with us Chiltonites (in other words city folks as our tour guide so happily told us). They said something about rekindling the "passion" of their marriage.
We've just gotten here and already Mary is writing away.... That wont work lets see how bad I can get her riled now.
"Oh Mary" "What do you want Tristan?" "Just wanted to ask if you were feeling contrary"
"He rhymed! Ooh lets see if I can do it to." That's Lorelei
"Lorelei honestly cant you act your age instead of your shoe size" That's her mother "Mrs. Gilmore
"Tristan, could you please stop aggravating my daughter and hand me the bug spray im still being bitten."
I would have but then said daughter looked up and pointed at Paris just off to the left of me. I turned and looked.
"AAAAHHHHHHH......HELP ME, THE GOD FORESAKEN THING IS CHASING ME" Paris screamed...go figure
"What is it" My long time friend, Jack asked
Nobody asked
"Oh that's just Paulie the raccoon." Said an old white women with a drawl so sweet it could have been mistaken for molasis.
"Hello im Richard Gilmore and this is my wife Emily, daughter Lorelei , granddaughter Rory and her friends. I'll let them introduce themselves"
"Don't forget Luke dad he's important too just like me and you." Lorelei said
"I'm Louise" "Madeline it's really nice to meet you" "OH MY GOSH RORY I DID IT I RHYMED!! GO ME GO ME! Mine is soooo much better than yours Bible boy!" I turned to look at Rory, she was smiling.....at me! Then she winked...AT ME!! Why?
"I'm Alec and this is Jack, he doesn't talk to much"
"Well that's nice my names Eulalie but you can call me Lollie" our house manager said.
"Well im Paris"
"Like the City"
"Do I Look like a city to you cause the last time I checked I was a girl, but I may be mistaken" "That's nice young lady, Y'all wanna come in out of the heat." Lollie said as she turned to go up the stairs
"Hey Luke, can you make me some coffee?" Lorelei asked
"No" "Why" "You're already chipper enough" "No I'm not"
"Yes you are" "No" "Yes" "I saw the dancing Lorelei"
"Where did we go wrong Richard" Mrs. Gilmore asked "I don't know Emily, I just don't know"
All of this was happening while they were following Madeline and Louise inside the ramshackle house.
I started to follow.... "Hey Tristan".....Was that Mary speaking to me? I turned and looked...Sure enough yes it was.
"Yeah Mary" "Can I ask you something" "I don't know, can you" "Shut up and let me speak" "Yes Ma'am" "You're still talking" "My bad" "ANYWAYS, Are you planning on making my life crazy?" "Maybe" "Maybe?" Yes maybe "Umm... okay. Look nobody else knows about the kisses" "Or everything else" "Or everything else.. I don't want them to find out so keep your big mouth shut for once and maybe I'll let you cop a feel some time soon." "Aye Aye Captain. I live for exploring girl's bodies, and yours will be the biggest mission of all" "Shut up Tristan" "Give me a kiss now, and we have a deal" "No, and I'm going inside now" "You know you want me Mary, so why don't you just admit" "I'd rather eat dirt"
"AAAAHHHH STOP BITING ME DAMMIT" That was Lorelie for the 51st time.
Damn mosquitoes!
"STOP BITING ME DAMMIT" Lorelei hollered for the 50th time in the last 10 minutes and no I'm not exaggerating.
She is one funny lady if you ask me, she's one of our 2 chaperones and my project' very own mother. Strangely enough her parents came along with us Chiltonites (in other words city folks as our tour guide so happily told us). They said something about rekindling the "passion" of their marriage.
We've just gotten here and already Mary is writing away.... That wont work lets see how bad I can get her riled now.
"Oh Mary" "What do you want Tristan?" "Just wanted to ask if you were feeling contrary"
"He rhymed! Ooh lets see if I can do it to." That's Lorelei
"Lorelei honestly cant you act your age instead of your shoe size" That's her mother "Mrs. Gilmore
"Tristan, could you please stop aggravating my daughter and hand me the bug spray im still being bitten."
I would have but then said daughter looked up and pointed at Paris just off to the left of me. I turned and looked.
"AAAAHHHHHHH......HELP ME, THE GOD FORESAKEN THING IS CHASING ME" Paris screamed...go figure
"What is it" My long time friend, Jack asked
Nobody asked
"Oh that's just Paulie the raccoon." Said an old white women with a drawl so sweet it could have been mistaken for molasis.
"Hello im Richard Gilmore and this is my wife Emily, daughter Lorelei , granddaughter Rory and her friends. I'll let them introduce themselves"
"Don't forget Luke dad he's important too just like me and you." Lorelei said
"I'm Louise" "Madeline it's really nice to meet you" "OH MY GOSH RORY I DID IT I RHYMED!! GO ME GO ME! Mine is soooo much better than yours Bible boy!" I turned to look at Rory, she was smiling.....at me! Then she winked...AT ME!! Why?
"I'm Alec and this is Jack, he doesn't talk to much"
"Well that's nice my names Eulalie but you can call me Lollie" our house manager said.
"Well im Paris"
"Like the City"
"Do I Look like a city to you cause the last time I checked I was a girl, but I may be mistaken" "That's nice young lady, Y'all wanna come in out of the heat." Lollie said as she turned to go up the stairs
"Hey Luke, can you make me some coffee?" Lorelei asked
"No" "Why" "You're already chipper enough" "No I'm not"
"Yes you are" "No" "Yes" "I saw the dancing Lorelei"
"Where did we go wrong Richard" Mrs. Gilmore asked "I don't know Emily, I just don't know"
All of this was happening while they were following Madeline and Louise inside the ramshackle house.
I started to follow.... "Hey Tristan".....Was that Mary speaking to me? I turned and looked...Sure enough yes it was.
"Yeah Mary" "Can I ask you something" "I don't know, can you" "Shut up and let me speak" "Yes Ma'am" "You're still talking" "My bad" "ANYWAYS, Are you planning on making my life crazy?" "Maybe" "Maybe?" Yes maybe "Umm... okay. Look nobody else knows about the kisses" "Or everything else" "Or everything else.. I don't want them to find out so keep your big mouth shut for once and maybe I'll let you cop a feel some time soon." "Aye Aye Captain. I live for exploring girl's bodies, and yours will be the biggest mission of all" "Shut up Tristan" "Give me a kiss now, and we have a deal" "No, and I'm going inside now" "You know you want me Mary, so why don't you just admit" "I'd rather eat dirt"
"AAAAHHHH STOP BITING ME DAMMIT" That was Lorelie for the 51st time.
Damn mosquitoes!