I just want to say thank you guys for all the reviews, I tried to improve and make it longer and more. I do live in Mississippi but was born in New Orleans so I am familiar with the southern way of life. I'll get back to y'all if I need any help with the facts.
Here's Chapter 3
There are over 10 bedrooms in this freakin coliseum. And I got stuck in the Attic! Let me repeat....
ATTICT!! I am unpacking in said attic at this very moment fearing for my life....
One word...SPIDER! Yes, I said spider...its freakin Huge!
But other than that the rooms pretty fancy smancy if I do say so myself. There's a window seat with book cases filled with all the old classics on either side of it...That's a major plus! A minus is that it looks like the decorator's for Shelby's wedding in Steel Magnolias got a hold of it... I feel like I'm drowning in Pepto Bismal, Lord help me, I'm getting a stomach cramp just looking at it.
This used to be Miss. Lollies daughter's room from what I interpreted from her before she left to get some Popeye's chicken. The bed is amazing; it looks like something straight out of Gone with the Wind.
Okay, I know I have a problem... I mentioned 2 movie references in 5 minutes. So what, I have issues, I'm sure you do too.
Mine just happens to be coffee and movies. "Mary"
Oh joy, did I happen to mention he was another one of my issues....How the hell did he find me, I mean he was the first one we dropped off at their room. His room had its own bathroom......The jerk!
"What do you want Tristan" I ask glaring at him as he walks into my room and going over to my bed...What on earth is he doing?.. He's leaning over my bed pressing the mattress up and down, back and forth.
"Oh you know, YOU and a banana split, preferably together" he answers still pressing, only in a different spot.
"Why are you doing that" I snap
"Checking for any noises" he answers, smirking
"What...Why?" okay I'm totally confused
"For later tonight, when I come for my exploratory mission, it may be a little touch and go but I do believe we can make it work"
There's that damn smirk again! "Hey you guys, you better get down here real quick, every bodies gone out of their damn mind" Alec said worriedly.
BAM!!!
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Me and Tristan screamed in unison...Weird
"Just your mom Rory" Madeline screamed cheerily up the stairs
"My Mom?" I said as I started running ... and ran straight into Paris as she knocked Alec out of the was
I fell, he fell, and she remained standing.....Lord, why me?
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH" Paris raged...
Owww...my head and my ass hurt, all at one time, that's a first. Wow, she's purple...neat, like Barney, only scarier if you can believe it.
"Calm down Paris" Tristan said calmly for once - in the entire time I've known him- He's the voice of reason.
"Calm down, you want ME to fucking calm down" Paris screamed
That's a shocker...
"Yes Paris dear that is what he said" Louise cattily drawled from the doorway.
"Shut up Louise" I hollered at her, suddenly enraged...what can I say PMS.
"So, the little kitten does have claws" That smart ass remark was from Jack, who was standing beside an absent minded Madeline with his arm around Louise.
Its funny how they all fit into my tiny doorway...maybe we could enter in a contest... you never know...
"YOU!! I'm going to kill you, you asshole." Paris screamed dramatically.
Why do I feel like I'm in a really bad play?
BAM!!
Mom.....oh shit mom!!!!
"What is she doing down there" I asked to the trio standing in my doorway
"Throwing shoes at that guy Luke" Madeline chirped up. "YOU PUT FROGS IN MY BED AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER, I COULDN'T!! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?" Paris screamed, point at Jack
"Wasn't minted in gold Paris?" Jack said....you could practically hear the shrug in his voice
"NO, YOU JACKASS!! IT WAS BECAUSE THE DAMN TUB WAS FILLED WITH SHAVING CREAM!!!!!!"
..........She screeched....it was like the devil had invaded Paris.......Oh my God, she has a vain standing out on her forehead...eww creepy!!
BAM!! BAM!!
"Madeline, why is Lorelei throwing shoes at Luke?" Tristan asked still standing by the bed......I hope the spider gets him...
"She said something about how she deserved coffee since Mr. and Mrs. Gilmore told her that they were not to be interrupted. That they were having alone time...Luke said no...and then she started throwing shoes." Madeline said happily
Grandma and Grandpa together like that.....Eeewww...that's just sick.
Wham.........Paris just attempted to hit Jack with a pillow, missed and got Louise in the face instead...
"Owww, you bitch" That's Louise
Wow........CRASH....That was Louise tackling Paris
"OKAY EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!!" Tristan screamed sitting on the bed....well more like slouching on the bed.
When Paris and Louise kept going at it, he screamed "NOW"
Thump...Thump...Thump
That's Jack running down the stairs, with Paris chasing him, and Louise chasing her......the heat is getting to everybody...no wonder Southerners say Yankees are crazy loonitics with no manners....it's true
"Hey Alec wanna go outside for a while, get away from all this madness" Madeline said as innocent as can be
"Sure, let's go" Alec answered
Slam
That was the door...I guess they were a little anxious or just plain scared
I just walked over to my bed and collapsed ...surprise, surprise Tristan's right beside me...
"I always knew you wanted me in your bed".........I can practically hear the smirk in his voice
"Shut up Tristan"
"Okay"
"What...Okay?" I hear the shock in his voice and smirk as best as I can.......
Going for even more shockingly I pull him on top of me
Our eyes meet.....and the rest of the world fades away
Rory he whispers as he bends his head to me
Our lips meet....Bliss, Pure and utter bliss
As the kiss deepens our hands begin to wonder.......So here I am in Louisiana in a coliseum in my Pepto Bismal Gone with the Wind inspired room with a Huge spider looking on as I have my tongue down Tristan DuGrey's throat with one hand in his hair and the other on his very cute butt.
I'm going to shut up now cause one of his hands is sliding up my thigh and the others on my chest.....
Life welcome to Pandemonium down on the bayou...
God do I nee a drink!!!
BAM!!