Authors Note: Yay, at last I've written something. I'm So Happy, This story mainly involves my friend Laura who for the purposes of this story will be known as Yohan-Laura-Sat -in -Troys –Bathwater after her mishearing my in maths one day. Poor Laura often gets referred to as either a man as she has a rather hair prone upper lip or as a whore because she is one. Anyways, Enjoy!
"Teenage beauty cleaner turtles, teenage beauty cleaner turtles, teenage beauty cleaner turtles, cleaners with a sweet smell, flower power!" Rafael began singing to himself. It was a bit tragic though, since the fall of Shredder their arch nemesis and all of his side kicks there was nothing much more for the turtles to do, so they decided to open a beauty salon and a cleaning business, but they needed a theme tune on the show wouldn't be aired.
"Not bad Raf, but I was thinking more along the lines of 'We are pretty, all so pretty, we are pretty and witty and gay, and we are out to take over the world one straight guy at a time'" Michaelangelo replied with a sweet honey like texture to his voice.
"My god, you are so trying to make Turtle eye for the Straight Guy, it just ain't working fellas, you need a woman's touch to the firm! We don't need a theme, we just need me, call it 'Carafiels Beauty and Cleaning business (in very small print) the teenage mutant ninja turtles!" Caraliel smiled at herself, her beauty was overwhelming, all the turtles loved her, now that was obvious, they all had been head over heels besotted with her since she joined them months ago, plus it was her who defeated Shredder after all.
"YAY, three cheers for Cazza...hip hip hooray..." The turtles all replied in unison. Carafiel smiled, a beautiful smile too, the turtles, they were all so sweet, even wise old Splinter the rat, but she only loved one turtle, and my god he looked fit in that pink flowery pinafore! She turned to the creature in question.
"You are so dreamy..." She was rudely interrupted by Yohan-Laura-Sat -in -Troys -Bathwater and her Trusty Side Kick Ludwig
"Ludwig is my name and..." Ludwig began, but then realised due to the fact he had the intelligence of a one year old, could not actually think of anything to finish the sentence of with.
"Hello, I'm Yohan-Laura-Sat -in -Troys –Bathwater, you may remember me from such films as, Little Timmy, Laura the Weener Slayer, Timmy Returns, Timmy Gets Back Big style and Confessions of the Disturbed Distorted Mind of a Scitzo Lover, anyway... we come in peace from the land of the Germ-Mans thus I have a tash even though I'm a woman...anyway there's been an emergency, only the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can save us now" The ex-porn star said whilst eyeing up Carafiel, the poor turtle got out her swords, only to find they had now been replaced with toothbrushes, she sighed as the other turtles replied to the issue at hand.
"Ludwig is my name and..."
"Whats the problem? We did hang up out ninja clothes long ago, for perms, hotpants, boob tubes and pinafores, but we can always change into our ninja gear right?" Donatello said using his brain as usual.
"It's a disaster, a complete and utter disaster" the foreign half man half turtle began.
"We'll do it!" The 5 Cleaner Turtles said in unison and ran to get changed. There was a sigh of relief as the turtles removed there too tight boobtubes and there highly wedgied thongs.
"TURTLE POWER"
So, What will happen? What's the emergence? Who does Carafiel Really love? Who is Yohan-Laura-Sat -in -Troys –Bathwater? And does she really have a tash? And What exactly is Ludwig's end of sentence, find out in the next instalment of "Teenage Beauty Cleaner Turtles"!