Harry and Ron are in the common room, bored as bloody hell.
Hermione is in the library reading up on dirt particles.
Harry: I'm bored as bloody hell. (I told you)
Ron: Me too.
Harry: Wanna be superheroes?
Ron: Sure, why not.
Harry: Alright, I'll be THE FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!! YOU CAN BE MY SIDE KICK, GAY LAD!!!
Ron: A. You aren't a squirrel, and B. I AM NOT GAY!!!
Harry: Fine, then I'll be The-Already-Famous-Boy-Who-Lived, or for short El LION!!
Ron: How is that short for- never mind. I'll be Fire Dude, even though I'm not American and can't use their incredible slang words, uh... for-shizzle.
Harry: No, no you cannot, and that is sad.
Ron: Lets go put a poster up advertising us so we can fight the forces of.... EVIL!!!!!
Harry: OKAY! (put posters up, 10 seconds later, a random 3rd year comes up to them)
Random 3rd year: Are you EL Lion and Fire-dude?
Harry: THAT IS US, SWORN TO FIGHT EEEEEEEEEVIL.
Random 3rd year: Okay, I gotta go eat my boogers now.
Harry:.....
Ron: ......
Tool belt: WAHOO I'M IN A STORY, TIME TO PARTAY!!!!!!! HI MOM!!!
Harry: Anyways.....
A not so random boy comes up and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, then Ron punched him. Not so random boy cried and ran away. Then, Neville comes up.
Neville: I LOST MY POTIONS ESSAY!!!! HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
repeats words as broken record until Harry slaps him
Thanks Harry ole buddy ole pal.
Harry: Anytime. Now who do you think might have this alleged essay
Neville: Well.....
(Harry, Ron, and Neville are in the middle of the desert)
Neville: What the hell? I said the library.
(Harry, Ron, and Neville in library)
Ron: That's better. Now I'll look over here, which is conveniently next to Lavender drools
Harry: Okey dokey Ron I feel like a happiness spell was cast on me!!!
The three look for hours, then-
Ron: This essay, Neville, was it the one assigned yesterday?
Neville: Yes....
Ron: Did you use parchment?
Neville: Yes.
Ron: Is your last name Longbottom?
Neville: Yes...
Ron: Does 22=4
Neville: Yes...
Harry: WHAT'S THE POINT FIRE DUDE!
Ron: I'm getting to it asks Neville a series of more pointless questions, then Did you start the essay yet?
Neville: No....
Ron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SOLVED THE CASE I AM SO SMART I HAVE A PACIFIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %every known character from the books come out and party%
Neville: I still don't know where it is.
Harry: I'm bored as bloody hell. (I told you)
Ron: Me too.
Harry: Wanna be superheroes?
Ron: Sure, why not.
Harry: Alright, I'll be THE FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!! YOU CAN BE MY SIDE KICK, GAY LAD!!!
Ron: A. You aren't a squirrel, and B. I AM NOT GAY!!!
Harry: Fine, then I'll be The-Already-Famous-Boy-Who-Lived, or for short El LION!!
Ron: How is that short for- never mind. I'll be Fire Dude, even though I'm not American and can't use their incredible slang words, uh... for-shizzle.
Harry: No, no you cannot, and that is sad.
Ron: Lets go put a poster up advertising us so we can fight the forces of.... EVIL!!!!!
Harry: OKAY! (put posters up, 10 seconds later, a random 3rd year comes up to them)
Random 3rd year: Are you EL Lion and Fire-dude?
Harry: THAT IS US, SWORN TO FIGHT EEEEEEEEEVIL.
Random 3rd year: Okay, I gotta go eat my boogers now.
Harry:.....
Ron: ......
Tool belt: WAHOO I'M IN A STORY, TIME TO PARTAY!!!!!!! HI MOM!!!
Harry: Anyways.....
A not so random boy comes up and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, and smiles, then Ron punched him. Not so random boy cried and ran away. Then, Neville comes up.
Neville: I LOST MY POTIONS ESSAY!!!! HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
repeats words as broken record until Harry slaps him
Thanks Harry ole buddy ole pal.
Harry: Anytime. Now who do you think might have this alleged essay
Neville: Well.....
(Harry, Ron, and Neville are in the middle of the desert)
Neville: What the hell? I said the library.
(Harry, Ron, and Neville in library)
Ron: That's better. Now I'll look over here, which is conveniently next to Lavender drools
Harry: Okey dokey Ron I feel like a happiness spell was cast on me!!!
The three look for hours, then-
Ron: This essay, Neville, was it the one assigned yesterday?
Neville: Yes....
Ron: Did you use parchment?
Neville: Yes.
Ron: Is your last name Longbottom?
Neville: Yes...
Ron: Does 22=4
Neville: Yes...
Harry: WHAT'S THE POINT FIRE DUDE!
Ron: I'm getting to it asks Neville a series of more pointless questions, then Did you start the essay yet?
Neville: No....
Ron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SOLVED THE CASE I AM SO SMART I HAVE A PACIFIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %every known character from the books come out and party%
Neville: I still don't know where it is.