Title: Sake Sister Acclimation
Author: Mistress Nika and Silent Angel
Rating: PG-13, for language and sexual inuendo
Disclaimer: I, Mistress Nika, do not own any of the series mentioned here. Neither does Silent Angel, unless she's holding out on me. -_-
Summary: The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub has a new member and it's up to the leader of the Sake Sisters to find her a "bishy style" and acclimate her to the life of a Sake Sister. Watch as they deal with home and family life, random bishounen, and being a couple of rabid fangirls! Will Silent ever find her style? How many times will she faint before this is over? And most importantly, WHO STOLE MY POCKY!?!? O__O
Characters that appeared LAST chapter: (InuYasha: Rin) (Yugioh: Seto, Jounouchi/Joey, Ryou, Bakura) (Yuu Yuu Hakusho: Kurama)
Characters that appear THIS chapter: (YYH: Kurama, Hiei) (Yugioh: Ryou, Bakura, Malik, Seto) (InuYasha: Naraku, Sesshoumaru) (mention of Ayame from Fruits Basket)
Character that appear NEXT chapter: (YYH: Yusuke, mention of Raizen, Kurama, Youko, Kuronue) (Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin/Battousai) (Yami no Matsuei: Muraki) (Yugioh: Bakura, Seto) (Trigun: Knives) (Fruits Basket: Haru)
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(Nika checks her vmail)
vsv: You have two new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel and Kaiba Seto.
Silent: (O_O);... I'm surprised as well. Uumm... I won't say anything more about that topic since it's... umm... going to do things to me.
Seto: It'll make her jump in bed with me.
Silent: What makes you think that?
Seto: *holds up picture of himself and Silent, you get the rest*
Silent: GOING TO BE BUSY FOR A WHILE! *puts do not disturb sign on doorknob*
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(Silent checks her vmail)
vsv: You have one new message. Playing message from...Mistress Nika's Automated Message Response System.
*click*
Automated Message Response System Activated. User currently offline...where is everyone!?
Remote cameras engaged. Search beginning.
Searching.....searching......searching......
Subjects located.
[Cameras show:
(Kurama and Hiei are shacked up together with the door bolted shut)
(Ryou and Bakura are getting freaky on the kitchen floor)
(Rin and the two 'little ones' are, thank kami, off with Sesshoumaru and the new nanny getting ice cream)
(Nika was interrupted mid-weeding by a neglected Malik and they're currently hiding in the bushes...unmentionable sounds randomly drifting out. And oh look! It seems Naraku found them and joined in!)
Automated Message Response System now going offline.
And hoping never to see so much unexpected hentai ever again....
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(someone who is not Nika checks her vmail)
vsv: You have twenty two new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel and Kaiba Seto.
*click*
Silent: *in bed* Lol, I'm glad we don't have cameras that do that! Right Seto?
Seto: ... Yeah, sure...
Silent: (O.O) *frantically looks around room*
Seto: Did I not mention them? (^.^);
Silent: Ah, forget it.
Camera: [Disgusting. I never hope to check on this room again after the 1 hour idle period.]
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(Silent checks her vmail)
vsv: You have fourteen new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Mistress Nika's Automated Message Response System.
*click*
Automated Home Management System activated.
Beginning standard processes.
Turning on lawn sprinklers.
(Nika, Malik and Naraku cry out)
Activating trash compacter.
(Bakura and Ryou scream in terror as it suddenly begins grinding trash)
Activating ten second floodlight display of all rooms.
(floodlights come on, showing Hiei tied to Kurama's bed and Kurama dressed in a maid's uniform holding a whip. Both freeze. Their expressions: O_O - like a deer caught in headlights)
Beginning bathroom clean-up.
(all the toilets simultaneously begin flushing and the taps turn on and off)
Opening all doors.
(three servents cry out in shock...they were passing the kitchen and Kurama's bedroom.)
Freeing the hounds.
(a pack of dogs begin barking and go running across the lawn. Malik, Naraku and Nika cry out in fear. )
(Malik: "No! No! Bad dog! Not there!" )
Getting revenge.
(house chuckles ominously)
(Sesshoumaru comes home a bit later to find Nika, Malik, Naraku, Hiei, Kurama, Bakura and Ryou all huddled together shivering in fear on the front lawn...dressed. -_-)
Sesshoumaru: What happened to you?
Nika: The house is possessed!!! O_O
Bakura: Yeah! It tried to eat Ryou and me!!
Kurama: And it tramatized Hiei! (points to Hiei who's hugging his sides and rocking back and forth mumbling "no thank you mommy. I want the blue one.")
Naraku: Not to mention Malik. (points to Malik who's in a simular state but he's holding a bit lower and mumbling, "bad dogs...bad dogs....don't wanna play ball....bad dogs")
Sesshoumaru: (laughing his ass off) I knew the fully automated castle was a good idea!!
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(Nika checks her vmail)
vsv: You have one new message. Playing message from...Silent Angel and Kaiba Seto.
*click*
Seto: I find that disturbing.
Silent: Why? Since you're naked and in bed?
Seto: ... Yes.
Silent: (^.^); I find it disturbing myself...
[Joey walks in room]
Joey: WHOA!
Seto: WHEELER! I'M GUNNA SACRIFICE YOU TO THE GODS!
Joey: ... In your pure nakedness?
Seto: ....... After I get some clothes on.
Joey: *sees Silent* *drools*
Silent: Something wrong Joey? Oh, I get it! you're just acting like a dog to make Seto all happy (^.^)
Joey: No... (-_-)
Seto: *getting belts for black bodysuit on* Damn buckles...
Silent: Need help?
Seto: No, I'm not gunna let the dog see you naked.
Joey: I resent that!
Silent: Does it really make a difference?
Seto: Yes. You're a woman. Men like women (well... most). I am a man. Most men don't like seeing other men naked. I dunno about women, but I'm sure they think the same way.
Silent: I like that word.
Seto: What word?
Silent: Man. *starts drooling*
Seto and Joey: (T.T);
[Nika enters]
Nika: Hey everybo- WHOAH!
Joey: Exactly what I said.
Nika: SETO DOESN'T HAVE HIS TRENCH COAT ON! (OoO)
Silent: I KNOW! ISN'T THAT SEXY?!
Nika and Silent: *glomp Seto* (^___^)
Seto: AAHH!!!! *covers Silent's body* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE DOG SEEING THINGS?!
Joey: (O.O)...
Nika: I have THE CUTEST OUTFIT FOR YOU! COME ON! *drags blanket covered Silent out of room*
Seto: Now, where was I? Oh yes, I was about to sacrifice you Wheeler.
Joey: (O_O);... Meep...
Nika: (pulls out an all leather cat suit and displays it to Silent) Now this, I had made special by one of my bishys. Aya swears that not only is it downright sexy, it also is very comfortable and won't make your body sweat. A problem with leather sometimes. AND!! (whips out a Seto-styled trench coat) This will cover what you don't want shown to random people in public! AND!!! (throws coat at silent who catches it in stunned disbelief) These, (pulls out three inch stilletto-heeled black boots) are the shoes! They may take some time to get used to...but I guarentee that Seto will never look at you the same way again! And his eye will never... NEVER wander! Oh wait! (drops the shoes and digs through her purse; comes out with a studded leather collar; stares at it almost lovingly) This is from my personal collection! And it's all yours now! (big grin) Well, try it on! ^_____^
Silent: (O.O) I-I... Uhh....
Nika: Surprised? Yes, I thought so.
Silent: *staring at outfit* I-I... I-uhh....
Nika: (-.-); *sighs* Looks like we're going to have to teach you on how to deal with these outfits as well. Do you expect to wear regular clothes in front of bishys?
Silent: (O.O);... Well, I-uhh....
Nika: You have a lot to learn grasshopper.
Silent: (O.o)...
Nika: Ignore that last comment. Okay, let's get this outfit on!
Silent: But-I-
Nika: Oh don't be silly! get in that dressing room NOW!
Silent: (O.O)! *runs in dressing room with outfit*
Nika: (~^.^~) If Seto doesn't like this, he's a sad sad man...
Silent: *in dressing room* (T.T);...
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(A/N) Next chapter we make our foray into the Bishy Vault! ^^ Now I take the time to respond to my two reviewers.
lilhillbillie: O_o Oh poor you! Shippou on a sugar-high!? (hands her twenty Miroku plushies, then hides under her bed)
bluefuzzyelf: I have no words either... -_- Just total and complete randomness. (hands her pocky) Pocky reminds me of Hiro from Gravitation ... @_@ ....licking Shuuichi's pocky...then I see the pic from the manga that Angel sent me of Hiro and Shuuichi...and then my mind disappears completely. ^^
Author: Mistress Nika and Silent Angel
Rating: PG-13, for language and sexual inuendo
Disclaimer: I, Mistress Nika, do not own any of the series mentioned here. Neither does Silent Angel, unless she's holding out on me. -_-
Summary: The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub has a new member and it's up to the leader of the Sake Sisters to find her a "bishy style" and acclimate her to the life of a Sake Sister. Watch as they deal with home and family life, random bishounen, and being a couple of rabid fangirls! Will Silent ever find her style? How many times will she faint before this is over? And most importantly, WHO STOLE MY POCKY!?!? O__O
Characters that appeared LAST chapter: (InuYasha: Rin) (Yugioh: Seto, Jounouchi/Joey, Ryou, Bakura) (Yuu Yuu Hakusho: Kurama)
Characters that appear THIS chapter: (YYH: Kurama, Hiei) (Yugioh: Ryou, Bakura, Malik, Seto) (InuYasha: Naraku, Sesshoumaru) (mention of Ayame from Fruits Basket)
Character that appear NEXT chapter: (YYH: Yusuke, mention of Raizen, Kurama, Youko, Kuronue) (Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin/Battousai) (Yami no Matsuei: Muraki) (Yugioh: Bakura, Seto) (Trigun: Knives) (Fruits Basket: Haru)
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(Nika checks her vmail)
vsv: You have two new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel and Kaiba Seto.
Silent: (O_O);... I'm surprised as well. Uumm... I won't say anything more about that topic since it's... umm... going to do things to me.
Seto: It'll make her jump in bed with me.
Silent: What makes you think that?
Seto: *holds up picture of himself and Silent, you get the rest*
Silent: GOING TO BE BUSY FOR A WHILE! *puts do not disturb sign on doorknob*
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(Silent checks her vmail)
vsv: You have one new message. Playing message from...Mistress Nika's Automated Message Response System.
*click*
Automated Message Response System Activated. User currently offline...where is everyone!?
Remote cameras engaged. Search beginning.
Searching.....searching......searching......
Subjects located.
[Cameras show:
(Kurama and Hiei are shacked up together with the door bolted shut)
(Ryou and Bakura are getting freaky on the kitchen floor)
(Rin and the two 'little ones' are, thank kami, off with Sesshoumaru and the new nanny getting ice cream)
(Nika was interrupted mid-weeding by a neglected Malik and they're currently hiding in the bushes...unmentionable sounds randomly drifting out. And oh look! It seems Naraku found them and joined in!)
Automated Message Response System now going offline.
And hoping never to see so much unexpected hentai ever again....
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(someone who is not Nika checks her vmail)
vsv: You have twenty two new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel and Kaiba Seto.
*click*
Silent: *in bed* Lol, I'm glad we don't have cameras that do that! Right Seto?
Seto: ... Yeah, sure...
Silent: (O.O) *frantically looks around room*
Seto: Did I not mention them? (^.^);
Silent: Ah, forget it.
Camera: [Disgusting. I never hope to check on this room again after the 1 hour idle period.]
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(Silent checks her vmail)
vsv: You have fourteen new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Mistress Nika's Automated Message Response System.
*click*
Automated Home Management System activated.
Beginning standard processes.
Turning on lawn sprinklers.
(Nika, Malik and Naraku cry out)
Activating trash compacter.
(Bakura and Ryou scream in terror as it suddenly begins grinding trash)
Activating ten second floodlight display of all rooms.
(floodlights come on, showing Hiei tied to Kurama's bed and Kurama dressed in a maid's uniform holding a whip. Both freeze. Their expressions: O_O - like a deer caught in headlights)
Beginning bathroom clean-up.
(all the toilets simultaneously begin flushing and the taps turn on and off)
Opening all doors.
(three servents cry out in shock...they were passing the kitchen and Kurama's bedroom.)
Freeing the hounds.
(a pack of dogs begin barking and go running across the lawn. Malik, Naraku and Nika cry out in fear. )
(Malik: "No! No! Bad dog! Not there!" )
Getting revenge.
(house chuckles ominously)
(Sesshoumaru comes home a bit later to find Nika, Malik, Naraku, Hiei, Kurama, Bakura and Ryou all huddled together shivering in fear on the front lawn...dressed. -_-)
Sesshoumaru: What happened to you?
Nika: The house is possessed!!! O_O
Bakura: Yeah! It tried to eat Ryou and me!!
Kurama: And it tramatized Hiei! (points to Hiei who's hugging his sides and rocking back and forth mumbling "no thank you mommy. I want the blue one.")
Naraku: Not to mention Malik. (points to Malik who's in a simular state but he's holding a bit lower and mumbling, "bad dogs...bad dogs....don't wanna play ball....bad dogs")
Sesshoumaru: (laughing his ass off) I knew the fully automated castle was a good idea!!
*click*
vsv: Reply?
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(Nika checks her vmail)
vsv: You have one new message. Playing message from...Silent Angel and Kaiba Seto.
*click*
Seto: I find that disturbing.
Silent: Why? Since you're naked and in bed?
Seto: ... Yes.
Silent: (^.^); I find it disturbing myself...
[Joey walks in room]
Joey: WHOA!
Seto: WHEELER! I'M GUNNA SACRIFICE YOU TO THE GODS!
Joey: ... In your pure nakedness?
Seto: ....... After I get some clothes on.
Joey: *sees Silent* *drools*
Silent: Something wrong Joey? Oh, I get it! you're just acting like a dog to make Seto all happy (^.^)
Joey: No... (-_-)
Seto: *getting belts for black bodysuit on* Damn buckles...
Silent: Need help?
Seto: No, I'm not gunna let the dog see you naked.
Joey: I resent that!
Silent: Does it really make a difference?
Seto: Yes. You're a woman. Men like women (well... most). I am a man. Most men don't like seeing other men naked. I dunno about women, but I'm sure they think the same way.
Silent: I like that word.
Seto: What word?
Silent: Man. *starts drooling*
Seto and Joey: (T.T);
[Nika enters]
Nika: Hey everybo- WHOAH!
Joey: Exactly what I said.
Nika: SETO DOESN'T HAVE HIS TRENCH COAT ON! (OoO)
Silent: I KNOW! ISN'T THAT SEXY?!
Nika and Silent: *glomp Seto* (^___^)
Seto: AAHH!!!! *covers Silent's body* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE DOG SEEING THINGS?!
Joey: (O.O)...
Nika: I have THE CUTEST OUTFIT FOR YOU! COME ON! *drags blanket covered Silent out of room*
Seto: Now, where was I? Oh yes, I was about to sacrifice you Wheeler.
Joey: (O_O);... Meep...
Nika: (pulls out an all leather cat suit and displays it to Silent) Now this, I had made special by one of my bishys. Aya swears that not only is it downright sexy, it also is very comfortable and won't make your body sweat. A problem with leather sometimes. AND!! (whips out a Seto-styled trench coat) This will cover what you don't want shown to random people in public! AND!!! (throws coat at silent who catches it in stunned disbelief) These, (pulls out three inch stilletto-heeled black boots) are the shoes! They may take some time to get used to...but I guarentee that Seto will never look at you the same way again! And his eye will never... NEVER wander! Oh wait! (drops the shoes and digs through her purse; comes out with a studded leather collar; stares at it almost lovingly) This is from my personal collection! And it's all yours now! (big grin) Well, try it on! ^_____^
Silent: (O.O) I-I... Uhh....
Nika: Surprised? Yes, I thought so.
Silent: *staring at outfit* I-I... I-uhh....
Nika: (-.-); *sighs* Looks like we're going to have to teach you on how to deal with these outfits as well. Do you expect to wear regular clothes in front of bishys?
Silent: (O.O);... Well, I-uhh....
Nika: You have a lot to learn grasshopper.
Silent: (O.o)...
Nika: Ignore that last comment. Okay, let's get this outfit on!
Silent: But-I-
Nika: Oh don't be silly! get in that dressing room NOW!
Silent: (O.O)! *runs in dressing room with outfit*
Nika: (~^.^~) If Seto doesn't like this, he's a sad sad man...
Silent: *in dressing room* (T.T);...
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(A/N) Next chapter we make our foray into the Bishy Vault! ^^ Now I take the time to respond to my two reviewers.
lilhillbillie: O_o Oh poor you! Shippou on a sugar-high!? (hands her twenty Miroku plushies, then hides under her bed)
bluefuzzyelf: I have no words either... -_- Just total and complete randomness. (hands her pocky) Pocky reminds me of Hiro from Gravitation ... @_@ ....licking Shuuichi's pocky...then I see the pic from the manga that Angel sent me of Hiro and Shuuichi...and then my mind disappears completely. ^^