I've lost all sanity

Me: Ok...who is coming?

Miko: Let's see...Mimi, Lily...Sakura...Sapphire...WTF???

Me: What? Who is coming to this party!?

Miko: Um...Kiera...Jak...Daxter...Sig...Samos, oh shit he's coming.....Beat, Gum, Corn....and some muse named Dick

Me: Hahahahahah.... When are they coming?

Miko: Later....

Later, everyone arrives.

Miko: I know that this is gotta be the WORSE idea you have ever had, and I mean wayyy worse than the idea you got last year, with the glomp fest.

Jak:Whazzup!?

Miko: Oh sweet Jesus....

Daxter: I brought cheese.

Me: YAY!!! CHEESE!!!!

Daxter: Oh shit...

Me: tries to glomp Daxter, but misses....

Everyone else: --;

Me: Ok, let's get this party started!

A little bit later.

Miko: Game time!

Daxter: Where is Aura??

Kiera: In the kitchen, trying to kill the muse, and eat all the cheese she can find.

Everyone else: --;

Miko: Ok, let's play.......

Sig: Spin the bottle!

Mimi: I smell yaoi....

Sakura: Yay, Yaoi!

Lily: Oh shit...do you guys know....?

Jak, Sig: No.

Mimi: Hey, where is Samos???

Daxter: I dunno looks around evilly

Miko: Nevermind that old fart; let's just play....with a piñata holds up stick

Aura: CHEESE!!!!!!!

Jak: Where is the piñata though? looks up Oh....

Lily: You know what...a Latias does NOT make a good piñata!

Aura: Jak's going first puts blindfold on Jak Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to sing the Mexican hat dance.

Lily: Oh shits no...get him away from me you stupid Fucks!

Daxter: Too late!

Jak: swings and hits Lily on the head.

Beat: Hey guys, I found Samos!

Gum: Ya, he was in the fridge!

Lily: Wow, like I care!

Jak swings again, and gets the rope, freeing Lily.

Lily: I'm free!! Free I tell ya!

Mimi :OK....lets take a break, shall we people?

Everyone: YA!!!

To be continued.......