A brief minute of insanity: 0____0

Luke: Doo doo be doo!

Yan: Oh baby I'm thinkin about your axe wound!

Luke: Doo doo be doo!

Yan: Oh baby I'm thinkin about your gash!

Luke: Doo doo be doo!

Yan: Oh baby I'm think about your axe wound. Thinkin about your gash!

Luke: Doo doo be doo!

Yan: Hoo ho!

Penalty: *~* sorry folks that's my brief minute of insanity over. But hay hello and thanks for joining use for this late lunch.

Yan: * Scowls and Penalty * That's my line!

Any way The Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing or any of the characters I don't even own that song above but rathergood.com does. I don't own Mac Donald's or any other thing that blatantly isn't mine in this fic. Also a shout out to Child of flames who I'm still confused about the review. But it's 'All Day I Dream About Sex' and yes it is a song. It's done by a tiny band called KoRn.

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Luke had now gone in to full petrifaction. Yan tried to drag his frozen half dead brother in to the restaurant but he had come to a holt. He was now getting bored with this he could smell the food as he clawed at the door, which was just out of his reach. So he did the extreme thing. Yan sighed heavily, removed his left glove and slapped Luke around the face leaving a red hand mark on his cheek.

"Oh! What the bloody hell was that for?" Luke grabbed his now throbbing cheek and growled.

"You where fuckin scaring me bro. You where all like fuckin ghoulish man!" Yan said as he pushed the glass doors open. He could now smell the cooking food better, which made his stomach want it even more.

"Yeah! Fuck yeah! I love McDonald's!" Yan shouted at the top off of his voice as they walked up to the counter where a young blonde floppy haired guy stood behind dressed in the McDonald's stunning uniform.

"Welcome to McDonald's how may I help you?" The attendant said in a monotone voice. Luke read the guys name badge. 'Robin'.

"Well um Robin I would like.... um." Luke always took his time when it came to multiple choices. The attendant looked over to Yan as Luke starred at the menu board. He was a bit horrified and disturbed display as Yan had a face full of piercing.

Obviously he could only think what an odd couple they were.

"Well I want a fuckin Big Mac and fry's don't be fuckin stingy on them! Plus this Bitch"He pointed to his brother. "Needs some coffee and make it fuckin strong!" Yan ordered him like one of his pet ghouls.

"Yan maybe I didn't want coffee maybe I wanted a um..." Luke read the menu.

"Strawberry milkshake." He said sarcastically.

"Yeah right! You want a fuckin strawberry milk shake? Ok then!" Yan smiled evilly.

"Yo! Robin scrap the coffee he wants a strawberry milk shake!" Yan shouted over the desk. The attendant looked over his shoulder as he scooped the fry's in to a packet 'stupid loud mouth' he said to him self.

"Yan your such a pain. You know well that I need coffee and strawberries make me gassy!"

"Why don't you make up your fuckin mind!?

After a few minute the food was ready and the attendant was stood back behind the till. "That'll be ---------pounds pleases" By now Yan had snaffled the tray of food over to a table, and left Luke to pay as always.

They both sat at a table next to a window Yan had insisted they sit there. Yan said he wanted to see the scenery. Or as Luke knew only to well that he wanted to check out the talent that this fine establishment had to offer. Yan gazed out the window at the passers by as he shovelled the burger in his mouth. Eating time Luke always knew he would get peace and quiet from Yan, as Yan's mouth was busy doing something else apart from spouting out noise.

"FUCK YEAH! Look at the ass and tits on that bro!" Yan sprayed his half eaten burger all down Luke. Yan was stood up with his face pressed against the clean glass goggling the young female.

Then he slurped on his coke, which was clasped, in his other hand. Luke shuck his head in disbelief.

"Woo baby shake that perked ass!" He was shooting from the top of his voice. Luke was now hiding behind his hands as his foul-mouthed brother was making a scene.

The young female turned from as she could here a muffled din from behind her. The gar-gar' eyes of Yan greeted her; who was now drooling down the glass.

"Yan! Will you get away from the window you baka!" Luke insisted as he pulled him back in his set. "Your such an embarrassment." Luke removed the plastic lid off the coffee and stirred it taking a mouth full only to screw his face up.

"Yuck! There's no sugar in this!"

"Bro you should be sweet like me and you wouldn't need sugar!" Yan smiled cheesily.

"Damn these tiny sugar packets!" Luke seemed to be struggling open the packet of sugar.

"Damn theses gloves!" He removed his gloves and opened the packet with his teeth.

Yan almost never removed his gloves indicated by the many stains that where visible on them. Luke continued stirring his coffee as he watched his pig off a brother devour the sandwich in no time at all.

"Yan your such a bloody pig haven't you heard of chewing?" Luke said as he slurped his coffee.

Yan wiped his mouth with the back of his gloves. "Nope." Yan then wiped his gloves on his pants. "Wanna see somethin totally gross bro?" Yan stuck his tongue out.

"Pain cash wickums." Luke could only think how childish his brother truly was

"And I can't believe you eat all of that even the gherkins that you hate."

Yan's face went a shade of green as he found them in his mouth full of food. He stuck out his tongue and picked out the half chewed vegetable. He giggled as he stuck out his tongue. He glared at the vile vegetable and squinted his eyes making his eyebrows knit together. "Dame you vegetable of doom!" He then casually tossed it in front it of his brother. "There you go bro if I remember correctly you fuckin love those spawn of hell things."

Luke held a hand to his mouth and shuddered having a half chewed covered in bread pulp gherkin thrown at him was not nice. Yan then started on his fry's Luke carried on sipping his coffee. Aaarrr, coffee the most important assent of Luke's life. With out it he couldn't cope with the apish creature he wished he didn't call a brother.

"Fuck bro I think this has defiantly beaten me." He stared at one off his last chips, which was coated in tomato sauce. Then contemplated if he could eat this chip by squinting at it and waving it in front of himself. He then let out a massive belch and slouched in the chair beat. "Fuck I think this has defiantly beaten me". He threw the chip back in to the red packet.

Luke fiddled with the ribbon at the bottom of his hair over seen by Yan

"Bro why do u use girls ribbon"

"I've told you once, I've told u a thousand times it's not girl's ribbon! Does it look PINK!"

Yan shuck his head. "But it's still like fuckin ribbon!" Yan picked at his teeth.

"Well why do you... you " Luke was trying to think of a witty come back. But he just rolled his eyes; no he wouldn't sink to Yan's level. Luke flicked his blonde hair out of his face and stood up adjusted his jacket that was creased from where he had been sat down

"Yan I think it's time to go" He looked down over his bloated brother. Who then clambered to his feet and brushed the crumbs of him leaving the premises and their rubbish.

The Valentine brothers walked across the parking lot to wards the over towering food market.

"Dame I can't remember it bein this big!" Yan stood still in awe as his brother carried on walking.

"Oh Yan get a trolley?" Luke said over his shoulder. The teen looked around franticly if he let Luke out of his sight he was sure to get lost in this super market jungle.

Luke hadn't quite entered the store when he heard. "Can the customer with the beanie please stop riding the trolley's?" Luke turned around to be greeted by his idiotic brother being approached by security guards. Luke just carried on walking Yan was defiantly not with him.May be if he was lucky he could lose him in her so he sped up.


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Yan: nnoooo Wilson! Reaching out to Luke.

Luke: Your not in castaway you moron.

Penalty:And your not Tom Hanks

Yan licking blood stained smiley faced ball: But he's so tasty

Any way moving away from Yan who's now drooling on the ball.

So hope you enjoyed i might not have the next chap up to soon because one has way to many Hellsing ideas in her head so must right them down before i forget. *~* I do that a lot i would forget my head if it wasn't taped on. But yeah i'm glad to say anther has taken to the valentine bros so read Unfinished Business it's proper good. So VI VA THE YAN AND LUKE REVOLUTION!! *punching air

Yan: Bro she's insane

Luke: This is coming from a guy licking a ball.

Vi va revolution..... Vi va revolution... Vi va revolution