Um ok i'm sorry don't be mad
Luke: um you better be we've been stood here for agesdust cobwebs of shoulders
Yan:Eck my hat's covered in dust bunny's
Ok really sorryPraying on floor for forgiveness.
Ok really sorry been so busy with collage.
Yan:you mean drinking. Penalty clenches teeth
Where not all alcoholics YAN!But soz this chapter's been on my pc for ages and i just never got round to adding to it so it's going up like this. Short but sweet
Luke:Penalty doesn't own any thing cos she has drunk her self silly over the past few months.
That's so not true I've been doing collage work Know making pouty faceCollage work!!!
The security guards placed Luke down.
"Now sir will you please take more care and also we can't stress any more"
"Keep you child on a leash!" The other interrupted. Luke just brushed his suit down how embarrassing.
"Yeah keep a fuckin leash on me dad"Again the security guards had mistaken his baby faced brother as a minor. But there it was a again the 'D' word it made Luke shiver the thought of children made him quiver, ever since a young child attacked him with sticky ice cream coated hands in the park once. Smirring them down his suit leaving sticky marks on his prized cream suit. He has always hated them from then on . He was becoming fed up of always getting the blame from his brothers retarded ways. Even as kids he was always blamed
"Now Luke don't blame your brother he's only little"
"Luke why did you shave next doors cat?"
"Luke stop teaching your brother foul language" Luke's mother's nagging voice will for ever haunt him.
The pair had gone down several isle buy know. They where now slowly going down the beauty isle . Luke had a reputation to keep and not so he would damage his manly pride and ask for directions. The two where making there way around the store until they got to the dairy isle .
"Hay bro where's the fuckin milk at? This place is boring. I'm fuckin board. And it smells of girls I mean you I mean girls down here"
"Just a little further Yan why can't you ever be patient " Yan's nagging was almost as bad as there mothers. They where walking past the tooth brushes when something caught Yan's eye. He stopped and pick something up
"Hay bro bet you can't fuckin guess who I am" Yan turned around from his brother who just stood there looking blankly. Yan turned back round. In his left eye he had balanced a 50p and stood up straight and conservatively and in a posh ascent he said
" I have fought with the true army of the un dead hi ha" and through a box of dental floss at Luke's head holding on to the end of it so a trail of string followed it. It smacked Luke directly in the forehead.
"Ha ha ha To fuckin slow you're far to fuckin slow" Yan through anther at him with the string trailing behind it like party string. Luke just stood there blankly while Yan danced around him as though he was a may pole.
"Hay bro im that Alfred dude" Yan said. He looked again at his petrified brother then thought to him self "Hay this isn't fuckin right. Shit don't tell me he's gone all ghoul again. Shit! I wish he would get fuckin shorted out " Yan walked over to his blank faced brother and waved his arms in front of him like a maniac. No response
"Hello any one fuckin in there" He knocked on his brother's fore head. Still no response Yan turned around to think he scratched his head. Then it suddenly hit him like flying dental floss.
It was her.
The raven haired Rip Van Winkle, millennium's favorite little pet. She was crouched down at the other end of the isle. Looking at a packet of black hair dye. She was wearing her typical black double breasted jacket and trousers. She pushed her black rimmed glasses up her elegant nose to read the packet.
"I bloody well hate her" Luke finally said as his eyebrows knitted together in disgust and was fuming at the ears. Yan only knew to well Luke was lying. The fact that Yan would always notice his brother starring at her with stupid goggly eyes at the meetings and also the fact he tried to cover it up by bitching about her. Yan had an evil thought.
"Nar bro I know you have a thing for her. Luke and Rip sitting in a tree F.U.C.K.I.N" Luke glared daggers at Yan
"Don't even try to finish that song off that is if you value you undead life. You can't be series. She is little miss perfect" Luke rolled his eyes at his brother.
"Yep your type. Mr little fuckin perfect mommy's boy"Yan pulled anther one of his puppy dog eye faces to taunt Luke
" Ow Rip I wove " then fluttered his eyelash's at Luke
Luke needed to think of a come back and fast but his brother was already in the process of trying to catch Miss Van Winkle attention.
"HAY THERE CUTIE!" Yan called out to her. She looked over her glasses and glared at them.
"Ow great it's muttersoehnchen and his erotomane bruder " She sighed to herself. She stood up still clutching the packet of dye her knees clicked as she stood up.
Yan pushed his brother towards her.
" Bro you so fuckin want to talk to her" Again Yan was pushing Luke from behind.
"Yan will you get off" Luke found him self stood in front of Rip who was looking down at him.
"Um hi um Rip Nice weather where having ha ha ha"
"What do you two clowns want?" She asked and stood there unamused.
"We fuckin came for some milk" Yan interrupted the two.
"And porn magazines I see... How....cute?" she looked in the trolly then smiled sarcastically at the pair bearing her mouth full of sharp teeth.
"So... um ....Rip.. how are you?" Luke's chat up skills where terrible. Even though he acted like he was gods gift to women he would always end up with one of Yan's left overs or one of the girls from the club, which where also Yan's left overs so basically Yan's left overs.
"Das geht dich einen fauchten derk an#" Yan looked blankly at them . He had no clue what on earth she was saying. But he grinned evilly as usual Luke was a lost cause so he decided to step in and help.
"So Rip you know my brother totally digs fuckin butch chicks like your self" Butch! Rip bit her bottom lip she wasn't butch it was just the suit.
"Actually Yan" Ow great Yan thought to him self his brother was trying to go in to his heroic routine" I beat Miss Van Winkle has a very nice slender structure under that suit" Luke then paused. There seemed to be a slight blush from the cold hearted Rip Van Winkle.
This was it Yan had enough his brother was now making those goo goo eyes he hated at Rip. He knew his brother would just stand there like a moron looking at her until she got creeped out and ran away. So he decided he would help him again.
"So Rip would you consider" Yan placed his hand on her shoulder whispered something in her ear looked at Luke smiled sinfully them whispered some more. Her face seemed to drop to disgust as she glared at Luke. Yan pulled away from her ear and stood back as Rip walked over to Luke she raised her gloved arm and slapped him across the face. She then turned away almost flicking her long raven hair in his face and walked off still clutching her packet of hair dye and muttered "Tameguchi kitten ja neyo"##. Yan looked confused his plan didn't go to plan at all. Normally when he told a chick that he wanted to do her they would jump in his arms. May be it could of been that fact that he said his brother wanted to do her that pissed her off.
Luke rubbed his sore check that made it twice he had been slapped by girls to day, including his brother. Which was one to many times for his liking.
Luke grabbed hold off the trolly and continued on his quest for milk he thought it would have been a simple journey get there find it then leave. But no Luke thought of taking his brother. He almost wished he had left him in his festering pig pen today.
"Hay bro did you hear what I said Im so fuckin sorry. Who knew that that chick"
"Yan just shut up. Can you at least do that or is your singular brain cell to out to lunch at the moment"
So ok done yeah now back to collage work.
Yan:coughsDRINKING!
You're so dead pulls out giant hilarious fan from now wear ok so who wants to say i'm not doing collage work .
nacy pancy boy
sex manic brother
# none of your bloody business
## don't disrespect me bitch