"Ran, guess what!" Aki beamed at him. It had been a month since
the incident, and they were all
in the flowershop. Omi, Ken, and Yohji perked up at Aki's voice, but Aki pulled Ran back into
the storeroom. She shut the door behind her and leaned on it. She looked at him and smiled. Ran
reached up and took her hands in his and swung them side-to- side.
"I'm, uh..." Aki bit her lip and grinned. "I'm pregnant!" she laughed as Ran's jaw dropped. She
waved her hand in front of his face to see if he was still alive. "Ran? Are you okay?" she reached
for his wrist and felt for a pulse. "You've got a heartbeat, c'mon. Say something! Anything!"
"What!? You... how... who... when?!" Ran started to hyperventilate.
"Ran! Snap out of it!" she smacked him smartly across the face. "What is, I'm pregnant. How, I
don't think I have to explain that, you're a big boy now." She giggled and went on. "Who is you,
of course. And when, well, I dunno, it could have been the time on the kitchen table, the living
room floor, in this storeroom, on the couch, in the closet, in the bathtub, in that one store's
bathroom, at the park, in the woods, or one of the every night in your bed for the past four
weeks." She counted them off on her fingers and laughed. "We never did use protection. I don't
care, though. I don't mind carrying your baby." She kissed him and he finally came around.
"oh my, we're gonna have a... a baby. Oh jeez, oh jeez." Ran put his hand to his forehead and
paced the room. "Did you tell the others yet?" Aki had walked over to the door, quietly, as Ran
was pacing and was bent over with her ear to it. She put her hand on the knob and whipped the
door open. Yohji, Omi, and Ken fell into the doorway.
"I think I just did!" she laughed and helped the boys get up.
"Congratulations, Aki!" Omi said, blushing fervently.
"When's it due?" Ken asked her. The three carried on their conversation and Yohji walked over
to Ran, who had sat himself down on a crate.
"You hentai!" He called at Ran.
"What!?" Ran replied defensively, maintaining a look void of any emotion.
"Ten different places? And every night, for the past four weeks? Holy crap! And in one month!
Shit, man! I'd think you'd be worn out by now!"
"Shut up." Is all the redhead said. Aki walked over to Ran and sat next to him on the crate. Ran
took her hand in his and they looked up at the other three Weiss members.
"Well, I hope the baby's healthy. How are you going to raise it with this whole Weiss, we're
assassins, bit?" Omi asked the now snuggling couple.
"My, no, our baby is going to grow up knowing what we do and what it's god-uncles do." She
smiled at them all sweetly. Omi nodded and Ken gave a thumb's up.
"Well, we'd better get back to work." Ken stated and walked out with Omi. Aki and Ran got up
to leave, but Yohji stopped them.
"Where, exactly, in this room?" Aki laughed and pointed to a spot near the wall. Ran pulled her
out before she answered any more of the perverts questions. Yohji looked at where she had
pointed and shuddered.
in the flowershop. Omi, Ken, and Yohji perked up at Aki's voice, but Aki pulled Ran back into
the storeroom. She shut the door behind her and leaned on it. She looked at him and smiled. Ran
reached up and took her hands in his and swung them side-to- side.
"I'm, uh..." Aki bit her lip and grinned. "I'm pregnant!" she laughed as Ran's jaw dropped. She
waved her hand in front of his face to see if he was still alive. "Ran? Are you okay?" she reached
for his wrist and felt for a pulse. "You've got a heartbeat, c'mon. Say something! Anything!"
"What!? You... how... who... when?!" Ran started to hyperventilate.
"Ran! Snap out of it!" she smacked him smartly across the face. "What is, I'm pregnant. How, I
don't think I have to explain that, you're a big boy now." She giggled and went on. "Who is you,
of course. And when, well, I dunno, it could have been the time on the kitchen table, the living
room floor, in this storeroom, on the couch, in the closet, in the bathtub, in that one store's
bathroom, at the park, in the woods, or one of the every night in your bed for the past four
weeks." She counted them off on her fingers and laughed. "We never did use protection. I don't
care, though. I don't mind carrying your baby." She kissed him and he finally came around.
"oh my, we're gonna have a... a baby. Oh jeez, oh jeez." Ran put his hand to his forehead and
paced the room. "Did you tell the others yet?" Aki had walked over to the door, quietly, as Ran
was pacing and was bent over with her ear to it. She put her hand on the knob and whipped the
door open. Yohji, Omi, and Ken fell into the doorway.
"I think I just did!" she laughed and helped the boys get up.
"Congratulations, Aki!" Omi said, blushing fervently.
"When's it due?" Ken asked her. The three carried on their conversation and Yohji walked over
to Ran, who had sat himself down on a crate.
"You hentai!" He called at Ran.
"What!?" Ran replied defensively, maintaining a look void of any emotion.
"Ten different places? And every night, for the past four weeks? Holy crap! And in one month!
Shit, man! I'd think you'd be worn out by now!"
"Shut up." Is all the redhead said. Aki walked over to Ran and sat next to him on the crate. Ran
took her hand in his and they looked up at the other three Weiss members.
"Well, I hope the baby's healthy. How are you going to raise it with this whole Weiss, we're
assassins, bit?" Omi asked the now snuggling couple.
"My, no, our baby is going to grow up knowing what we do and what it's god-uncles do." She
smiled at them all sweetly. Omi nodded and Ken gave a thumb's up.
"Well, we'd better get back to work." Ken stated and walked out with Omi. Aki and Ran got up
to leave, but Yohji stopped them.
"Where, exactly, in this room?" Aki laughed and pointed to a spot near the wall. Ran pulled her
out before she answered any more of the perverts questions. Yohji looked at where she had
pointed and shuddered.