A/N: Ok, you know HP isn't mine, etc., etc.
My reviewers!
Magada Bridger: Thanks! I never think my fics are any good but so far no flames.
Lily EvansPotterBlack: Yes, you sense right. I might do that for the entire fic or I might not, I dunno yet. Alright, I'll think about making it slash!
Kurogane: I was having a blank-out. I'll try to make the chappies longer and update more often!
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James ran into the dorm, which was void of everyone else but, of course, Sirius, and bounced on Sirius's bed. "SIIIIRIIIII!!!"
Sirius rolled over and looked up at James. "Morning my love."
"Not your love."
"You are /so/ my love."
"I am not!"
"Too."
"Not."
"Too. I can do this all day you know."
"Bitch."
"But I'm /your/ bitch."
"You used that one already."
"You love me."
"Used that one too."
"I HATE YOU!"
"HAH! If I'm your love you can't hate me!"
Sirius jumped up and chased James around the room. James jumped over Sirius's bed and rolled under it. Sirius followed him.
"Why are we under the bed?"
"Cause we're horny."
"I AM NOT HORNY!"
"Then what's that?" Sirius asked, pointing to the front of James's pants.
"Ummmm..."
"That's what I thought."
"Not horny."
"You're horny for /me/."
"EWWWW!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
"Okay then, I can always go get Moony..."
"NOOOO!!!"
"Peter."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Stop yelling."
"--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"PRONGS, IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING I'M GOING TO--"
"--OOOOOOOOO--"
Sirius kissed James. James obviously shut up, and his eyes widened.
At this point, the dormitory door opened and Remus came in. "H'llo? Padfoot, Prongs? I thought I heard someone screaming..."
Both Sirius and James refused to answer, but Remus heard movement. He knelt down and peered under the bed.
"Ummm...Sirius, were you and James just /kissing/?"
James would have stared at him blankly, but Sirius did it first.
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A/N: Yes, yes, I know, too short! But y'know even the great and almighty (yeah right) Apricot-chan gets brain blockages sometimes! (Note to self: You can't have a brain blockage if you don't have a brain.)
Anyways, review or I shall blow this story up into a million itty-bitty pieces! And if you want it to suddenly become serious and slashy, tell me or it will remain random and funny until the end of time!!!
My reviewers!
Magada Bridger: Thanks! I never think my fics are any good but so far no flames.
Lily EvansPotterBlack: Yes, you sense right. I might do that for the entire fic or I might not, I dunno yet. Alright, I'll think about making it slash!
Kurogane: I was having a blank-out. I'll try to make the chappies longer and update more often!
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James ran into the dorm, which was void of everyone else but, of course, Sirius, and bounced on Sirius's bed. "SIIIIRIIIII!!!"
Sirius rolled over and looked up at James. "Morning my love."
"Not your love."
"You are /so/ my love."
"I am not!"
"Too."
"Not."
"Too. I can do this all day you know."
"Bitch."
"But I'm /your/ bitch."
"You used that one already."
"You love me."
"Used that one too."
"I HATE YOU!"
"HAH! If I'm your love you can't hate me!"
Sirius jumped up and chased James around the room. James jumped over Sirius's bed and rolled under it. Sirius followed him.
"Why are we under the bed?"
"Cause we're horny."
"I AM NOT HORNY!"
"Then what's that?" Sirius asked, pointing to the front of James's pants.
"Ummmm..."
"That's what I thought."
"Not horny."
"You're horny for /me/."
"EWWWW!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
"Okay then, I can always go get Moony..."
"NOOOO!!!"
"Peter."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Stop yelling."
"--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"PRONGS, IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING I'M GOING TO--"
"--OOOOOOOOO--"
Sirius kissed James. James obviously shut up, and his eyes widened.
At this point, the dormitory door opened and Remus came in. "H'llo? Padfoot, Prongs? I thought I heard someone screaming..."
Both Sirius and James refused to answer, but Remus heard movement. He knelt down and peered under the bed.
"Ummm...Sirius, were you and James just /kissing/?"
James would have stared at him blankly, but Sirius did it first.
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A/N: Yes, yes, I know, too short! But y'know even the great and almighty (yeah right) Apricot-chan gets brain blockages sometimes! (Note to self: You can't have a brain blockage if you don't have a brain.)
Anyways, review or I shall blow this story up into a million itty-bitty pieces! And if you want it to suddenly become serious and slashy, tell me or it will remain random and funny until the end of time!!!