NOOO Exam revision is not going well!! I cant help myself!! Ive been 'riding' around too! Hehehe! Though I need coconuts! That's the next step! Hehe! Bleh I hate music sometimes!

Star-of-Chaos - Why thanks! Your like a mind reader! Who else would play God but Xavier?! Well Magneto could but I already know what part he's gonna play! lol! Just like I did with Remy! Whoo! And the black knight was a mystery cause he didn't take off his helmet - though if your desperate to know it was………actually I'm not sure who it was! OH! What about Sabertooth? That'd be quite fitting wouldn't it! lol!

The Uncanny R-Man - Why thanks! I couldn't resist Pyro being Sir Robin! Actually I was reading Aro's fic Changes and there's that funny line where Pyro's begging to be let out and then he is he see's Logan so turns tail and begs to be let back in again! It made me giggle and gave me the idea to cast Pyro as Sir Robin! I haven't decided who will play The Knights who say Ni yet! But should be funny either way! Thanks for reviewing!!

Disclaimer - I want them but can't have them! Damn! The best I can do is buy some coconuts and 'Ride' though my campus! WHOO!

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King Scott and the knights of the Round Table continued on their pointless journey to no where when suddenly they heard loud thunder crashing and angels singing. The clouds parted and the head of an old bald man wearing a crown appeared with his booming voice.

"Scott! Scott, King of the Bayvillian's!"

Looking up at the voice Scott and the knights saw the head of God in the sky and instantly fell to their knees.

"Oh, don't grovel!" God shouted in irritation causing the angels to stop singing . "One thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling."

Scott and the knights stood up and Scott shouted "Sorry."

"And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'." Scott and the knights begin to look away "What are you doing now?!"

"I'm averting my eyes, O Lord."

"Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!"

Obeying the Lords commands the knights stop averting their eyes and look up again.

"Yes, Lord."

"Right! Scott, King of the Bayvillian's, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times."

"Good idea, O Lord!"

"'Course it's a good idea! Behold!"

God disappeared and where his head used to be floated a huge golden grail with an X engraved on the front.

"Scott, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Scott, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail." The Grail disappeared and Gods head was once more visible. "That is your purpose, Scott: the quest for the Holy Grail."

The angels began to sing once more and the clouds began to close covering Gods head as he disappeared once more.

"A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!" Exclaimed Lancelot excitedly.

"God be praised!" Shouted Loganad.

And so Scott and his knights of the round table now had a quest to fulfil and began to ride off into the distance to a place that may hold the key to the holy grail.

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After riding for many hours through fields and over rivers and past brooks that had random peasants hitting the water with sticks for no apparent reason, they came across a huge castle. Much like the one earlier this castle had huge walls that could not be climbed making entrance to the castle impossible.

"Halt!" Scott shouted and all the knights made their way into a line before stopping. Toad took out a giant horn and played one strangled note to announce the knights since the wall was too high to see anyone.

"Hello!" Scott shouted, there was a pause as they waited for someone to answer, though no one came so he shouted louder. "Hello!"

This time after his shouting a guard poked his head out from the top of the castle wall, he was wearing a silver helmet and had the full armor on, he had a goatee but the most definable feature was that his eyes were red on black, or at least Scott thought they were, he was very far away after all! (yes its Remy!! Whoo! Mwha!)

"Allo! Who is eet?"

"It is King Scott, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?"

"Dis is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard."

"Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail."

"Well, I'll ask him, but I don't tink he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, y' see."

"What?"

"He says they've already got one!" Loganad whispered to Scott.

"Are you sure he's got one?" Scott shouted up to Remy in confusion.

"Oh, yes. It's very nice-a." Remy then turned to the soldiers who were sat on the wall next to him and spoke quietly. "I told him we already got one"

Which caused them all to chuckle. This seemed to put Scott off and he was unsure to say.

"Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?"

"Of course not! Y' are Bayville types-a!" Remy shouted down to Scott mockingly.

"Well, what are you, then?"

"I'm Cajun! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!" Remy continued to mock.

"What are you doing in Bayville?" Loganad shouted up.

"Mind your own business!"

"If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!" Scott shouted forcefully trying to sound fearful, though not quite succeeding as Remy continued to mock.

"Y' don't frighten us, Bayville pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Scott King, you and all your silly Bayville k-nnnnniggets." With that said he Remy blew a raspberry at the knights below and hit himself on the head in a mocking manner.

"What a strange person." Loganad muttered to Scott unbelievably.

"Now look here, my good man--" Scott tried once more to reason with Remy.

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Remy interrupted Scott's plea.

"Is there someone else up there we could talk to?" Loganad shouted up in irritation.

"No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

"Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable."

Turning to the other soldiers once more Remy muttered "Fetchez la vache."

"Quoi?" The guards replied confused.

"Fetchez la vache!" He repeated, at which guards began to bring out a cow from the side door in the lower half of the castle.

"If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--"

Scott continued to shout up at the guards. Though he was interrupted by a loud twanging sound, and they watched in horror as a cow came flying over the castle wall towards them.

"Jesus Christ!" Scott screamed.

"Christ!" The knights joined him and they all tried to run out the way. Unfortunatly they don't get out the way in time since the cow landed on top of one of their servants.

"Right!" Scott drew his sword gallantly "Charge!"

"Charge!"

All the knights roared as they ran towards the castle wall, which was pointless since there was no way for them get in. As they got closer the French began flinging random fruit and animals over the walls onto Scott and his knights.

"Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go." Remy yelled as he flung more random objects over the wall at Scott and his knights.

"And this one's for your dad!"

Remy threw more things over the wall that all landed on Scott and his knights. Sensing defeat King Scott did the only thing he could do.

"Run away!"

"Run away!" The knights all began yelling as they turn tail and ran away from the castle. Hiding on a random hill just to the side of the castle they all laid down to think of a plan, where they could clearly hear the French taunting them.

"Fiends! I'll tear them apart!" Lancelot screamed as he went to draw his sword and run towards castle once more.

"No, no. No, no" Scott said as he grabbed Lancelot's arm preventing him from going anywhere.

"Sir! I have a plan, sir." Forgevere spoke up.

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Later on Remy stood watching over the wall of the castle to see if King Scott and his knights would return again. Then he heard some strange noises coming from the forest.

*saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw*

*clunk*

*bang*

*rewr!*

*squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak*

*rrrr rrrr rrrr*

*drilllll*

*sawwwww*

*clunk*

*crash*

*clang*

*squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak*

*creak*

Listening carefully Remy watched as a giant wooden rabbit is wheeled out of the forest and placed in front of the castle. Opening the castle door Remy poked his head out cautiously, then turned back to the other guards.

"C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here"

They all whispered then all came out sneakily and began to push the giant wooden rabbit back inside the castle. From the nearby hill that they were hiding on before Scott and his knights smiled as the French wheeled their giant rabbit inside the castle and shut the door behind them.

"What happens now?" Scott asked Forgevere that lay just to the side of him, in excitement.

"Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Loganad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!"

"Who leaps out?"

"U-- u-- uh, Lancelot, Loganad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh…"

"Ohh." Scott moaned as he covered his face in irritation.

"Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--"

Though Forgevere was interrupted by Scott as he hit him on the head in annoyance. Groaning in annoyance the knights they all listened as a loud twag could be heard and the giant wooden rabbit went flying through the air towards them leaving Scott only one choice.

"Run away!"

"Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!"

They all screamed as they began to run away from the flying rabbit. Unfortunately one of the servants weren't as lucky as the rabbit landed right on top of them. Scott and his knights began to leave in defeat whilst the French continued to laugh and taunt from the castle behind them.

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In front of old ruins somewhere no where near King Scott and his Knights of the round table an old historian waited as he was about to start filming. The director clacked the directors clippy board thing and shouted.

"Picture for Schools, take eight. Action!"

"Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Scott. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Scott became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Scott, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Grail individually." In the distance horse hoofs could be heard though the historian paid them no heed and he continued his story. "Now, this is what they did: Lancelot--"

A knight came riding, on a real horse mind you, and straight past the old historian cutting his throat as he went.

"Frank!" The historians wife screamed whilst running up towards the dead body unsure of what to do.