Yesterday was the day that the six came home and four of Mel's cousins came to stay for a little while. Some trouble back "home" made them come to find some other place to stay for a week. The week officially started today. (A/N: The camera focuses in a sitting room where Tala, Mel, Brian, and Becky were. Mel was lying on the couch using Brian as a footrest, Brian was glaring at Mel a little but listening to Becky and Tala speak. Scene starts it is noon and Becky and Tala are arguing.) Brian sighed knowing that how much glaring he did Mel wouldn't move her feet off of his leg. She had her arm over her eyes and she seemed to be rather bored or was she tired he couldn't tell.

"No." Becky said crossing her arms. "It's not my fault that Enrique was hitting on me."

"Well as soon as you said something to Sam by accident she starts going off. It's getting annoying." Tala nearly shouted and Mel lifted her arm up a little and looked over at the two whom where standing off to the side of the couch a little.

"They still at it?" She asked her footrest. He nodded and she moaned before replacing her arm over her eyes. "Just shut up the both of you."

"Make me." Becky quipped and Brian stood up since Mel curled up slightly to look at the two, so he wasn't her footrest anymore. He walked over to Becky who opened her mouth to say something but before the words could leave her mouth Brian covered her mouth with his. Tala and Mel looked at each other extremely shocked but soon a smile spread across Mel's face. Brian pulled away and smirked.

"The best way to shut them up." He muttered and Becky raised her hand and looked like she was going to slap him. Tala waited for the slap but Becky began to crack up and instead of slapping him she leaned on Brian laughing. Soon Tala and Mel were laughing as well, Mel had fallen off of the couch and was rolling around on the floor under the coffee table.

"That's extremely funny for an ECHIMP!" She said between her laughs only making Becky stop for a while and then laugh harder.

"What does that mean?" Tala asked when the girls calmed down.

"Egotistical Chauvinistic Hypocritical Idiotic Moronic Pig." Mel answered and Brian growled going towards her and she squeaked before dashing out of the door. He was about to go after her but Becky turned him around and kissed him. Tala just backed up a little feeling a little nervous so he quietly left shaking his head. He knew that Brian would forget about Mel's insult after his little time with Becky. Some how all he could think about was how much of a slut Becky seemed lately. With that he sighed and hoped that those two would break it up before someone walked in on them. He knew Brian was slightly possessive and would crack someone's skull open if they decided to insult him. With that he sighed and went to his room, there wasn't any point in talking to the others.

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Mel sat there; she had successfully avoided Brian and her cousins for about three hours now. She shuffled her cards again and went back to her game of solitary, then the door opened and Brian and Becky walked in. "Hi." She said putting down a queen and then an ace.

"Oh you got cards. Want to play BS?" Becky asked her two companions. Brian and Mel both looked at each other then shrugged, they didn't care. After a while of playing and a whole lot of 'I love you too's from Becky who had the largest hand they decided to play another game. At that moment though Tala opened the door and came in.

"Hello Red, how are you? I lo-" Mel said cutting herself off before she finished her last sentence. She hit Becky in the arm before she began to laugh hysterically. Becky in turn hit Mel back and also started to laugh. Tala just stood there in the doorway completely confused as to what Mel was about to say, Brian just sat there looking amused at the two young women. Tala's entrance interrupted their card game and now all Brian could do was tape his unseen hand on the table waiting for the girls to calm down.

"Do I even want to know?" Tala asked him in Russian as he sat down next to his friend.

"It's a long story." Brian said with a sigh as Ian and Spencer walked in obviously attracted to the noise.

"Hello, how are you? I'm fine. My name is Melinda by the way. M-E-L-I-N-D- A." Mel said sitting up and calm but she was still smiling.

"Uh, yea. What's so funny wench?" He asked, what she had said had slowed down his thought process since it was said rather quickly.

"She stole my line." Becky said and glared at Mel who looked at her innocently.

"But Mommy, it's not my fault you burned it into my subconscious." She whined managing to avoid the attack slap to her head from Becky. She put the cards she held down on the table and dashed out of the room with a large smile. Followed closely by Becky who had also put her cards down on the table. The boys all looked at each other before reshuffling the cards and starting a new game.

Becky finally hit Mel on the back of the head as they entered a sub-living room in the east wing of the house. Mel sat down in a butterfly chair and watched as Becky sat down in a twirly computer chair. She sat down in it backwards and the arms of the chair made her get stuck. Mel just watch completely amused by the scene of Becky trying to free her self from the chair but it wasn't working that much. She was laughing lightly and shook her head. "Almost out?" She asked and then for some reason her mind decided to put rather wrong images in her head. She mentally scolded herself slightly but the scenes didn't go away or fade for that matter. She inwardly sighed she knew this would somehow become something perverted but it only made her laugh a little harder.

"Almost." Becky said only to fall forward in and landing on the ground. Now Mel really did start to laugh uncontrollably. She calmed down slightly; she couldn't resist making one comment.

"Seducing a chair?" She asked her eyes flashing in amusement.

"What the hell are you talk . . . oh." Becky retorted and began to laugh.

"He mustn't be that hard for you not to notice." Mel said in between endless giggles as she held her sides.

"Oh he's hard alright but he wont let go." Becky said still trying to free herself from the chair.

"Rather possessive on the floor is he?" Mel asked the two were just having a ball with this.

"Not as possessive as he was last time. Not as hard either." Becky said trying not to laugh so she could get herself free but it wasn't working very well.

"Maybe you should warm up to him." Mel said as tears formed in her eyes she was laughing so much. The two laughed a little while and during that time Becky somehow got herself free. She stood up after she calm down only to trip and would have crashed to the floor if Bega hadn't been there to catch her. He however couldn't keep his balance so he ended up breaking her fall. This only caused Mel to laugh harder. "From seducing a chair to my cousin. I never knew you had it in you Becky."

"W-W-What?" Bega asked as Becky put her head on his shoulder laughing.

"Oh you know he loves it." Becky shot back and the two were in another round of laughter.

"Yea he's probably just waiting to feel you up." Mel said between her giggles making Bega blush slightly. "Aw he's blushing."

"Poor baby." Becky said into Bega's shoulder only making him seem more uncomfortable. "But I bet he's harder then the chair you were riding, mommy." Mel said still holding her sides and tears threatening to spill from her eyes.

"Remind me to hit you later." Becky said while trying to calm down, Bega only got redder in the face at his cousin's comment. "Oh lighten up."

"Eww, mommy wants to hit on me." Mel said in a fake disgusted voice. Just then Tala, Ian, and Spencer walked in wondering what all the laughter was about.

"Yellow Red, I-an, Suspenders." Mel said making them look at her.

"What's going on?" Ian asked mentally noting to hit her over the head for the name change. "Oh nothing, mommy is just seducing chairs, cousins, and threatening to hit on me when she gets done with my cousin." Mel said pointing over to Becky and Bega, Becky was once again laughing her head off and Bega was trying to get out from under Becky. This sent Tala and Ian into a fit of hardy laughter and Spencer just chuckled a little.

"Two." Becky said and Mel's smile only widened if that was possible.

"Eww. She wants to hit on me twice." Mel said with a very discussed face, which was probably fake yet really believable. "Brother, mommy wants to practice incest."

"Three." Becky said between her laughter. Bega about that time just decided to give up since it was obvious he wasn't going anywhere. However he mentally shook his head at his cousin's perverted train of thought only to realize he and others were the cause of it.

"But mommy you know incest is bad." Mel said still keeping up on her act. She was have a grand time sitting there laughing, her theory was if you could keep Becky laughing really hard it would take a while for her to recover in that time you could get to safety.

"Four." Becky said and rolled off Bega to let him leave. Mel stood up and hid behind the three Demo boys as to not allow Becky to get at her. By now the laughter died down some and Bega was helping Becky up.

"Save me, mommy wants to harm poor little me." She said putting her hands on Tala's shoulders to keep him there. Ian smirked seeing how she was probably paying Tala back for something since she could easily keep two of them in front of her instead of just Tala. That or there was some thing that ran a little deeper between the two. Just then Mel took off out the door as Becky calmed down enough to hit her over the head.

"You know mom incest is bad." Tala said and Becky began to laugh again only this time Ian joined in.

"One." Becky said and Mel's head popped in.

"Eww, that's even worse mommy, hitting on brother. You should be ashamed of yourself." She said only to for the door she had been leaning on to open up and make her fall into the room. She looked up and saw that Bryan was the cause of her misfortune. "Daddy." She whined rubbing her head since it had made contact with the floor. Becky was leaning on Bega now to help hold her self up because she was laughing so hard.

"What?" Brian asked looking down at her and she smiled.

"It's nothing really just a, um how you would say, a continuing joke." Mel said as Becky slowly recovered. "AND mommy wants to practice incest." She said making the burly boy raise an eyebrow.

"What?" He asked in shock before bending down and picking her fallen form off the floor setting her down on her feet.

"Just like I said, mommy is wanting to practice incest because he wants to hit on Big Red." Mel said pointing at Becky and then at Tala. He looked at her funny before Becky put her head in her hands.

"God how many more people will you give a sex change?" Becky asked and Mel looked at her recited her words then had a look of realization on her face.

"But Bega it's fun to mix up peoples sexes." Mel said in her defense making her cousin look at her funny.

"What?" He asked and she hit her head.

"I meant Becky, Bega not Becky." She said making little to no sense at all.

"Least your not Bertha, Bega and Melon I'm Becky not Bega, Becky." Becky said with a sigh.

"That true." Mel said nodding her head in agreement.

"Yea how I would dread being called Bertha. Becky is aggravating enough thank you." Bega said sitting down in a chair.

"Okey dokey Becky." Mel said and covered her mouth before quietly leaving.

"MEL!! GET BACK HERE!!" Becky and Ian roared as the two went after the girl to deal out the hits on the head they promised. With that the others sighed going back to what they were doing, Tala completely forgetting about Becky saying she would hit on him.

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I LOVE THIS SECTION. IT CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME. INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT THE CAPS, MY HAPPY BUBBLE IS BACK!!